I should add a review of
The Imitation Game to
my other on to Oscar posts, but it's almost magic time, dammit, so, quickly: We have a cryptographer-hero who's so ahead of his time he may as well be bringing penicillin to neanderthals, and who's also a gay martyr forced into chemical castration and suicide, plus he's possibly on the autistic spectrum, plus he sticks up for women's rights (well, one woman's) -- all this, as they say, and World War II!
A Beautiful Mind meets
Casablanca! It’s such perfect Oscar bait that I had to admire it, despite hearing each gear-tooth in the machine clicking —
click, the platonic love of the smartgirl makes him try to be sociable and he’s humorously inept,
click, but they’re going for it, and they stand up to The Man,
click, etc. Keira Knightley as always seems like a little girl playing at grown-ups and once again Charles Dance is made to be the Wicked Witch of the West. But Cumberbund or whatever his name is -- I thought he was supposed to be a pretty-boy and a joke, but in this he's not only believable and affecting in his swallowed anguish, he's absolutely magnetic, a real screen-filling star. Maybe the kids know something after all.
OK, on to this annual death march. I've been
good and I've been
awful, so make sure you can spare the money:
× Best Picture: The Imitation Game. People are talking
Boyhood and talking
Birdman. But those movies are probably too weird to win --
look at the past winners -- and will I believe knock each other off. As I just said,
The Imitation Game is big-time Oscar bait, and has all the right nominations including Actor, Director, Screenplay, even Editing. (I half-expect -- maybe one-quarter-expect -- a late miracle surge for
The Grand Budapest Hotel, so remember that if chaos ensues.)
× Best Actor: Michael Keaton, Birdman. I really was thinking Eddie Redmayne, but Glenn Kenny got me thinking about it -- Redmayne's performance has some nice shadings but nothing like the wells of anger and sorrow that, say, Daniel Day-Lewis gave Christy Brown in
My Left Foot. And despite the gags about going full retard, disability is good for getting Oscar nominations, but not so much for winning the prize. In
Birdman Keaton was acting his ass off, in both the good and bad ways, and the Academy gives points for effort (if you are or ever have been a star).
× Best Actress: Reese Witherspoon, Wild. I didn't see any of these movies except
The Theory of Everything, so here's my half-assed but not necessarily wrong reasoning: The surge of enthusiasm for Julianne Moore in
Still Alice reminds me of the alleged sure thing that was Julie Christie in her Alzheimer's drama
Away From Her. Also, I hear great things about Witherspoon's performance, and people love her.
✓ Best Supporting Actor: J.K. Simmons, Whiplash. The odds are too steep for anyone else, plus I'm making too many wild picks and must cut my losses somehow.
✓ Best Supporting Actress: Patricia Arquette, Boyhood. Ditto.
× Best Director: Richard Linklater, Boyhood. If it's not the picture of the year, it's the stunt of the year (or past 13 years) anyway. This is exactly the kind of thing that wins directors Oscars in year when their films don't win.
× Best Original Screenplay: Wes Anderson and Hugo Guinness, The Grand Budapest Hotel. I think the Academy likes Wes Anderson but has been waiting for him to dispel their suspicion that all his movies were written to be performed by children, and that Anderson was having a laugh by using big Hollywood stars instead.
✓ Best Adapted Screenplay: Graham Moore, The Imitation Game. Now, one or two craft awards and we've got a believable Best Picture card.
✓ Best Cinematography: Emmanuel Lubezki, Birdman.
✓ Best Production Design: Adam Stockhausen, Anna Pinnock, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
✓ Best Costume Design: Milena Canonero, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
✓ Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Frances Hannon and Mark Coulie, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
I think
Birdman's camera trick carries so much of the movie's feeling that the voters will go for it. Also, now that
Budapest has caught their attention, they can lavish rewards on his stunning visuals. (I am violating my own rule on costumes this year -- that the earliest period gets the award, particularly if there are ruffs and crinoline -- so
Mr. Turner may make a fool of me. But I am prepared.)
✓ Best Film Editing: Tom Cross, Whiplash, because it's got drumming, and I bet there's a lot of rhythmic stuff going on (almost as good as a
car chase!).
× Best Score: Alexandre Desplat, The Imitation Game. And there's your Best Picture winner craft award! I still like Jóhann Jóhannsson's
The Theory of Everything music very much, but Desplat has been a bridesmaid too often.
✓ Sound Mixing: Whiplash. Drums!
✓ Sound Editing: American Sniper. Guns!
✓ Visual Effects: Interstellar. Ugh, what do I know. Speaking of which, I didn't have time to meditate and my Ouija board is broken, so I'll refrain from predicting the other awards, though I will say I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't throw one to Glen Campbell just to fuck with us.
UPDATE. I cleaned up on the minor awards and wiped out on the major ones. Until they got to Best Score I was
flawless, baby, solid gold, and even there I got the right composer. (Not predicting shorts, docs, and cartoons really helped my percentage, though, I had no idea what the fuck was going on there.)
But Desplat getting it for GBH rather than The Imitation Game was a tipoff that my big bet wouldn't clear. Guess the WWII-winning loner who's also gay, autistic, and bullied was a bit too on the nose; maybe it would have won if they'd just extended their rewrites of history and given Turing the happy ending he deserved, perhaps ascending into heaven with Christopher like at the end of
Gladiator. (And why not? I'm with
Graham Moore, fact-checking the water lilies is stupid.)
I have to admit, if you'd tipped me that The Imitation Game wouldn't win and that Keaton wouldn't win, I still would not have guessed Birdman would win. It may be the most avant-garde (in relative terms) winner since All Quiet on the Western Front. Even other arty winners like American Beauty and No Country for Old Men give viewers some old-fashioned hey-that-star-is-a-guy-like-me thrills, or at least entertaining chase scenes, before it all goes existential; Birdman is the kind of headscratcher people used to associate with Europe and make fun of. Well, forty years of future studio execs going to film school have paid off.
My Birdman review here.