Sunday, July 13, 2014

NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN... DELAYED AGAIN!

Yeah, I know, it's like when network TV was a thing and they took a show you liked and moved it around the schedule chaotically and you were too young to know that meant they were going to kill it. (Except they not going to kill me! No sir, if anyone's gonna kill me it's gonna be me! That or cirrhosis!) So I'm guessing Monday night, maybe Tuesday morning. Sorry for the delay.

I don't think I'm killing the surprise when I tell you it's about the border controversy. There's an aspect I didn't get to, though, that you might enjoy:
Chicago Slams Obama: ‘Worst President Ever Elected’ 
Amid the daily grind of poverty and violence afflicting Chicago’s South Side, black residents spoke up Friday to express their disgust with President Barack Obama. 
“Barack will go down as the worth president ever elected,” one man told Rebel Pundit. 
“Bill Clinton was the African-American President.” 
Residents gathered in front of the Chicago Police Department headquarters to protest, questioning why federal dollars were being spent on immigrants while native Chicagoans suffered. 
Some called for Obama’s resignation.
This is it! Helter skelter she's coming down fast! It's sort of like when conservatives used to tell us black people were going to turn on Obama because they hated gay people -- and it's almost as long-lived: Take William Jacobson, whose current headline is "Black Chicago activists: Why are illegals at border getting aid while we suffer?"; back in 2012, he was telling the world about the "Media blackout of black Chicago protesters marching against Obama," which news he got from Rebel Pundit, who seems to specialize in this sort of thing. The 2012 item appeared four days before the election; perhaps Jacobson thought it would turn the tide for Romney. Well, it's worth trying again, especially since there'll be no more Obama elections to reveal how little this shit matters. Plus it gives conservative whites a chance to make fun of black people, as a trip through the Free Republic thread demonstrates, and that always seems to cheer them up.

Oh also:
Even Chicago is fed up! Furious black protesters call Obama ‘worst president ever elected’... 
‘He has to resign!’ Chicago residents FED UP... 
This video is about Chicago residents fed up with President Obama...
It's a thin line between message discipline and just plain laziness.

UPDATE. In comments, satch reveals he's done a little reading on the Manchild Movement folks who appear to be running this protest, and finds they are concerned with the male seed:
Be a part of the Manchild Movement as we voyage to the bottom of the wounded hearts of men. You will experience the transforming power as it challenges the frustrations and afflictions that have caused many men to become silent as a lamb and have lost their stand to roar like a lion. 
Manchild allows you to be an overcomer of the plot through the world system to destroy the male seed which many have become increasingly emasculated by tragedies, traumas and abuse.
Or, as commenter DocAmazing puts it, "the same old Iron John with a blue steel finish."

113 comments:

  1. Derelict10:39 PM

    This video is about Chicago residents fed up with President Obama...

    Maybe he's just sick and tired of being fed up with having to write this slop as though he thinks it's the truth.

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  2. montag210:53 PM

    The closer truth is that they're fed up with Rahm Emanuel, but that doesn't play into the white supremacist arguments that Obama has even pissed off black people.

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  3. smut clyde10:53 PM

    You have forgotten the Daily Caller regurgitation of RebelPundit's claims! Shame!

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  4. montag211:04 PM

    I'm afraid to ask, but, umm, what was the gist of those?

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  5. AngryWarthogBreath11:11 PM

    So, if black people don't like him, then... he's not really black? Or Republicans aren't regularly racist? I don't get what the prize is here.

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  6. Ben? Ben Carson? Is that you? I didn't recognize you in your Manchild Movement (http://www.pottersgatecharities.org/manchild-movement) T-shirt. I sure hope it's not too late for President Barack to "[Become] a part of the Manchild Movement as [they] voyage to
    the bottom of the wounded hearts of men. [He can] experience the
    transforming power as it challenges the frustrations and afflictions
    that have caused many men to become silent as a lamb and have lost their
    stand to roar like a lion."

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  7. AGoodQuestion11:24 PM

    So, Rebel Pundit, instead of spending money on illegal immigrants Obama should be sending it to the Chicago housing projects? You care to put that second part in writing?

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  8. eohippus11:29 PM

    Goodness, that is a (anthrax and tire-rim flavored) treat! "Manchild allows you to be an overcomer of the plot through the world system to destroy the male seed which many have become increasingly emasculated by tragedies, traumas and abuse. " Well, yeah.

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  9. montag211:29 PM

    Well, if black people hate him, that must mean that it can't be racism motivating white people to hate him. Obama's just all-around hateable.

    True, it's not much of a prize, but these guys get excited by very little, indeed. I suspect that the doodad in the Crackerjacks box makes them happy all day.

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  10. eohippus11:30 PM

    Also too, if you just remove the trailing parenthesis off the link, it works fine.

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  11. Is this like a mommy bird feeding its chicks?
    ~

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  12. DocAmazing11:33 PM

    Manchild Movement? That's just the same old Iron John with a blue steel finish.

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  13. DocAmazing11:37 PM

    "Why are illegals at the border getting aid while we suffer?"

    Glenn Beck, William Jacobson et al want to reassure you: there's enough suffering to go around!

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  14. It's a thin line between message discipline and just plain laziness.


    Once again, the conservative hive-ass comes into play, pooping out talking points. The entire movement is a human centipede, or a reverse Ouroborous- a snake with its head wedged up its ass.

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  15. smut clyde11:48 PM

    Residents gathered in front of the Chicago Police Department headquarters to protest
    I'm going to go out on a limb here to suggest that if people are protesting outside the Chicago PD HQ, then they're probably protesting about something the Chicago PD have done. Mr Rebel is trying to photoshop his own protest signs into someone else's demonstration.

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  16. smut clyde11:53 PM

    Pretty much word-for-word the same as the Blaze version (all these anonymous people told me how angry they are with Obama)

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  17. montag212:00 AM

    And, of course, a protest in front of CPD headquarters would have nothing to do with the rash of handgun killings over the long 4th weekend (of which, CPD was responsible for five), and everything to do with Obama and refugees on the Texas border. I see.

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  18. No, it's more like two girls, one cup.

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  19. montag212:13 AM

    Ah, so another tick mark in the Laziness column.

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  20. smut clyde1:18 AM

    But is there any connection between the Potters-Gate Manchild charity and the t-shirts worn by some of the people in R.Pundit's photograph?

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  21. smut clyde1:37 AM

    If you go back to the 2012 "Legal Insurrection" post to which Roy has thoughtfully linked, you'll find Rebel Pundit complaining (through sockpuppets) about money going to the Chicago projects, because it was not going to him them. Apparently the funding was channeled through Community Organizers, and Unions (yes, unions!) and other Badthink words, rather than directly to Rebel Pundit his sockpuppets.

    Normally Legal Insurrection would not have been sympathetic towards this "Give me money" philosophy, but he was willing to condone it for the purpose of not re-electing Obama.

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  22. smut clyde1:42 AM

    ‘Worst President Ever Elected’
    I guess the conditional is to rule Bush out of the competition.

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  23. JennOfArk2:03 AM

    Residents gathered in front of the Chicago Police Department headquarters to protest, questioning why federal dollars were being spent on immigrants while native Chicagoans suffered.



    When did black people start watching Fox News and listening to Rush Limbaugh?

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  24. JennOfArk2:03 AM

    Bush would be the 'Worst President Never Elected.'

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  25. Pope Zebbidie XIII2:25 AM

    Black Chicagoans should be relishing the opportunity to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

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  26. Pope Zebbidie XIII2:30 AM

    "I was driving to the airport this morning, and the 47 black taxi-drivers in the front seat turned to me and said..."

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  27. mommadillo6:01 AM

    Did I really just read a statement from a conservative expressing outrage over minorities being cheated out of their hard-earned welfare checks?

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  28. Derelict6:23 AM

    Unless it's the water-based tattoo. They hate those things 'cause all the kids have real tattoos.

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  29. Well, I'm sick and tired of him being sick and tired of them being fed up with him shoving things down their throats.


    That's the last straw.

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  30. BadExampleMan7:04 AM

    "I think all right-thinking people are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!" --Monty Python, Matching Tie and Neckerchief

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  31. No, you're not.

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  32. Poor people have TVs? What's next, refrigerators?

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  33. Derelict7:49 AM

    Just more proof, if proof were needed, that the average unemployed Black person on Chicago's south side has it much, much better than either of the Koch brothers, or any member of the Walton family.

    "You know, having money is a full-time job.
    I don't need the aggravation,
    I'm a lazy slob."

    Hang Fire The Rolling Stones

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  34. BigHank538:05 AM

    Mocking The Daily Caller is like kicking a three-legged puppy. Sure, you can do it, but it's not like you'll take any pride in it. It's such a sad and pathetic operation* that it's better to watch them own-goal themselves into oblivion.

    *Hat-tip to Lawyers, Guns, & Money.

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  35. FlipYrWhig8:33 AM

    And another laziness mark in the Tick column. "Eh, I guess I _could_ be attaching to a host and spreading disease."

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  36. satch9:01 AM

    (The only way I could get rid of a failed post.)

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  37. tigrismus9:02 AM

    Residents gathered in front of the Chicago Police Department
    headquarters to protest, questioning why federal dollars were being
    spent on immigrants while native Chicagoans suffered.



    After badmouthing the food, the anonymous TOTALLY REAL actual black people went on to praise Boehner and his attempt to use federal funds to sue Obama for the small portions.

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  38. I noticed the same thing today on the Ann Lander's blog. One of the most virulent anti woman female posters--she's like one of "A Voice For Men's" so called Honeybadgers, got so incensed that some woman who was married to a unionized government worker got to continue his health care afterwards that she began ranting about how unfair it was that benefits were ever tied to marriage and shrieking that if she had been a stay at home wife she would have been entitled to those benefits too because she earned them. She got so caught up in her rage that she didn't notice she was simultaneously arguing for and against stay at home wives and for and against health care as a privilige and health care as a right.

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  39. redoubtagain9:33 AM

    Manchild Movement


    The late Claude Brown's ghost would like a word.

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  40. redoubtagain9:35 AM

    " 'Ow Noice!"

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  41. Oh sure. You expect us to believe something called Rebel Pundit would go within 50 yards of a group of black people unless he was backed up by several rottweilers and George Zimmerman.

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  42. redoubtagain10:14 AM

    Wonder does "Rebel Pundit" appreciate the irony of a city with a Grant Park, a Sherman Park, a Sheridan Road and a Farragut High School, and where all the license plates say "Land of Lincoln."

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  43. AngryWarthogBreath10:16 AM

    I am given to understand that George Zimmerman IS several rottweilers.



    Think about it - it sums up everything, and is much less depressing than considering him nominally human!

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  44. AngryWarthogBreath10:17 AM

    Loser Pundit.


    Failed Treason Pundit.


    Can't Own Slaves Any More Pundit (Even Though The Democrats Want To).


    Pundit Who Totally Thinks The CSA Should Go For Two Out Of Three. Three Out Of Five. Best Of Seven? Damn Right!

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  45. AngryWarthogBreath10:20 AM

    It's a decoder ring AND a whistle. They can unscramble Obama's secret Marxist messages and make annoying noises while they do so. What's not to like?

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  46. AngryWarthogBreath10:21 AM

    You gotta earn those. By, so I'm told, killing people in prison.


    I don't think anyone should be killed, in prison or otherwise, but I'm wholly in favour of having the majority of them do on-location rehearsals.

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  47. Halloween_Jack10:25 AM

    It reminds me strongly of how a lot of conservative African-American churches jumped on the anti-marriage-equality bandwagon. I wouldn't be terribly surprised to find out that some fat stacks of wingnut cash got passed under the table.

    "You are in the "About Us" page of a conservative hate group. To your left is a hyperlink to "The Heritage Foundation". To your right is a button with a Hitler smiley face. What do you want to do?



    Doesn't matter; all choices result in getting eaten by a grue.

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  48. Halloween_Jack10:27 AM

    she's like one of "A Voice For Men's" so called Honeybadgers


    Honeybadgers? What's that all about?

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  49. Halloween_Jack10:28 AM

    *runs for cover*

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  50. BigHank5310:41 AM

    I'll argue that it's not a place you find yourself in unless a grue has already taken a large bite out of your frontal lobes. What more do they have to lose?

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  51. Provider_UNE10:55 AM

    Yeah, I know, it's like when network TV was a thing and they took a show
    you liked and moved it around the schedule chaotically and you were too
    young to know that meant they were going to kill it.



    I am ashamed by the amount of time that passed before I figured this one out.


    Also, too, you kill me Roy as well as the rest of the Alicuratti. Wish I had more time to spend hanging with y'all.
    ...

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  52. Provider_UNE11:04 AM

    Eating itself from the inside out...
    A very cunning plan...A very apt analogy.
    /doffs cap, admires the fashion in which you cut your jib, etc...
    ...

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  53. DocAmazing11:05 AM

    That slanders Rottweilers, who are loyal and loving dogs and do not abuse their mates.

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  54. DocAmazing11:10 AM

    SPOOON!

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  55. dstatton11:11 AM

    So are the brethren siding with the Chicago Blahs who are complaining that Obama hasn't given them enough free stuff?

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  56. The point is make sure your various punching bags don't join forces and kick your ass.

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  57. Halloween_Jack12:16 PM

    Precious Bodily Fluids: The Next Generation

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  58. Halloween_Jack12:17 PM

    And today, in nuke-it-from-orbit images...

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  59. Poor people have TVs?

    46" flatscreens, man! Paid for by hard-working white dudes who can never catch a break.

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  60. Dr. Hunky Jimpjorps12:28 PM

    It's a reference to a internet-ancient meme, "honey badger don't care". I guess the implication is that the AVFM Honeybadgers are content to just repeat their men's rights bologna over and over without caring about whether or not anyone's actually listening.

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  61. Halloween_Jack12:33 PM

    I assumed that it had something to do with that, but wasn't sure and didn't want to even take the boat into those waters, let alone get out.

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  62. Is a sarcastic upvote still an upvote?

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  63. Tony Prost1:48 PM

    Boy, if had saved all my male seed, I would have a lot of mayonnaise jars!

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  64. Hey!! I'm makin' a sandwich here!

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  65. Cue the physics textbook.

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  66. A lot of those flat-screens probably came from pawn shops. Draw your own conclusions.

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  67. ADHDJ2:17 PM

    You are in a maze of twisty little patronages, all alike.

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  68. ADHDJ2:19 PM

    With notably rare exceptions, he is the worst president of the 21st Century.

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  69. Howlin Wolfe2:48 PM

    They assume all black people constitute a tribe. It's the projection of their tribality onto African-Americans. Therefore, one speaks for the whole tribe.

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  70. KatWillow2:58 PM

    I'd love to tattoo this comment around both my wrists and both my ankles!

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  71. KatWillow3:01 PM

    Or are purchased with staggering interest-rate credit cards.

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  72. JennOfArk3:03 PM

    Waitaminute....you read the Ann Landers blog?

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  73. JennOfArk3:08 PM

    The kind of mayo he's talking about only goes on sammiches. Your sandwich is safe.

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  74. Brian Schlosser3:19 PM

    Also, they are impervious to bee stings, and eat cobras.

    They're soooo nasty!

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  75. Brian Schlosser3:21 PM

    Those not there to protest Obama's handling of the border crisis are there to demand answers about Benghazi.

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  76. XeckyGilchrist3:43 PM

    Of course! Clinton was president for the first few weeks of 2001, so HE is the worst president really.

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  77. NEW VILLAGE VOICE COLUMN... DELAYED AGAIN!

    I am blaming Google search.

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  78. Didn't notice she was arguing for and against or didn't care? It seems part of the fun for the people pitching this kind of shit-fit is the shit-fitter gets to punch and kick the fittee.

    Bam! Your ass belongs at homes with the kiddies, feminazi! Pow! Why the hell don't you get a job, lazy bitch?

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  79. Buffalo Rude5:03 PM

    Think of all the seed lost to the bathtub/shower drains. . . Or rather, don't.

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  80. TGuerrant5:34 PM

    it's like when network TV was a thing and they took a show you liked and moved it around the schedule chaotically and you were too young to know that meant they were going to kill it


    Naw, it's more like spending two nights in line to get concert tickets. Wouldn't do it for just anybody but have to do it for The Boss.

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  81. Mama Grizzlies, Sarahcudas, PUMAs, DTOM rattle snakes. Now this.

    A pattern emerges, and that pattern indicates some people should be glad that animals can't sue, or read.

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  82. They can convince themselves that this time the Democratic Party/African-American love affair is really is well and truly over so the next election will be a breeze.

    It also helps feed the cross-roasting crowd's steady demand for imaginary black friends.

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  83. smut clyde6:23 PM

    BAD IDEA.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0DD9x-q_6rY/ULEziadZjvI/AAAAAAAAKWM/0qYZYXra3J0/s1600/plasm1.jpg

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  84. LittlePig6:32 PM

    Kill it with fire!

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  85. LittlePig6:36 PM

    (MP and the Holy Grail on)
    Cheesus Kerist!
    (MP and the Holy Grail off)


    I thought you were kidding. Talk about every sperm is sacred. Sheesh.

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  86. LittlePig6:37 PM

    Yea verily.

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  87. LittlePig6:38 PM

    FEED HER!

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  88. LittlePig6:41 PM

    Mustache understanderism.

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  89. LittlePig6:42 PM

    I know, right? Surprised the hell outta me.

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  90. LittlePig6:43 PM

    One must remember the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

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  91. RHWombat8:22 PM

    wrong room.

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  92. AngryWarthogBreath8:33 PM

    This is an excellent point.


    When I was very young, my cousin owned a Rottweiler who perhaps hadn't had the best upbringing. (I'm not being vague to 'spare anyone's feelings', I just don't know what the hell happened with that dog in her early life, she was older than me.) She was high strung and twitchy, threatening other pets, barking at anything, and always seeming one step away from biting.


    Even she was a paragon of virtue compared to the odium at issue.

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  93. davdoodles8:46 PM

    Buy gold trinkets!
    .

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  94. Derelict9:13 PM

    "Put the brakes on lashon hara."

    Seen on the bumper of a Dodge Omni on I-684 in White Plains, NY some years ago.

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  95. smut clyde9:14 PM

    I am happy to believe that a protest did happen outside the Chicago PD HQ (though RebPundit is lying about the reason for the protest), and the photograph of people in Manchild T-shirts may well have been taken at that protest. But the protesters seem to have different concerns from the New-Jersey-based Potters Gate charity (not so much "purity of bodily fluids", more "stop shooting children"), so it occurred to me that they might have come up with their own movement independently.

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  96. Derelict9:14 PM

    Upvoted for Zappa reference!

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  97. smut clyde9:35 PM

    Moustache, panache, Caran-d'ache... I feel a limerick coming on.

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  98. Is this another example of Rule 34?

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  99. Cripes. It's like Dianetics + a Tin Foil cap created especially for penii.

    And is a male seed with an X sex chromosome premasculated?

    Also, that abuse - I'm thinking it is self-inflicted, if you know what I mean.

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  100. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person10:56 PM

    Rikki-Tikki-Tavi heard that, and wants a meet...

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  101. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person10:59 PM

    They take "grub" literally...

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  102. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person11:00 PM

    Manchild allows you to be an overcomer of the plot through the world
    system to destroy the male seed which many have become increasingly
    emasculated by tragedies, traumas and abuse.


    If they're all that illiterate, I'll stay here and take it in second hand...

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  103. "Money don't fix stupid!" -Dave Chappell

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6J1Skptbs

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  104. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person11:38 PM

    OT: McMegan does it again. (via Kevin Drum)

    Expensive televisions are now too big to carry unless you bring a dolly and a truck

    George Carlin levers up the lid of his sarcophagus and hollers out "Yo, Megan, baby, hand me that Curtis Mathes, would ya? That nice '72 model. Yeah, the mahogany one. Thanks!"

    The real world is a strange place she's always wanted to visit...

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  105. smut clyde12:09 AM

    WOLVERINES!

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  106. smut clyde12:11 AM

    Always.
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eSoY2folm6c/ULEzoKpYeeI/AAAAAAAAKWU/V6BG-7qltTY/s1600/plasm2.JPG
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-k29iQ2v5DYU/ULGPHzXzWGI/AAAAAAAAKW0/x3uIL6QMBa0/s1600/plasm3.JPG

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  107. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person12:12 AM

    You know what this guy really wants. Yeah you do. He wants to be able to stroll around town with a sawed-off shotgun in a thigh holster like Steve McQueen...

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  108. montag212:49 AM

    Reminds me of a proverb, probably from Kenya: "Until the lions have their historians, tales of the hunt will always glorify the hunters."

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  109. J Neo Marvin12:35 PM

    Wow. Not just dead but lifeless too.

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  110. J Neo Marvin12:38 PM

    But Lisa Simpson is the SMART one.

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  111. realinterrobang11:51 AM

    I am actually ferreals trying to do this in my own life, for unspecified personal reasons, but damn if it isn't hard to do when I want to gripe to colleague1 that she shouldn't feel too badly about being screamed at by colleague2, since colleague2 has apparently taken to eating four boxes of Frosted Bitch Flakes for breakfast each day and has also turned the results on me. *sigh* This virtue stuff is hard, and vice is much more fun.

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  112. realinterrobang11:56 AM

    As someone who's seen far too much of it online, it's nice of the butthurt manchildren contingent to actually start visibly identifying themselves. Makes them easier to avoid.

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  113. Derelict12:22 PM

    Just remember what Dorothy Parker said:

    "If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit next to me."

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