Song's been going through my mind for some reason. Weep, sad freaks of a nation.
• I guess 2012 was the last year I paid attention to "Human Achievement Hour," the annual chest-thump in which the Competitive Enterprise Institute says Fuck You to the World Wildlife Fund's Earth Hour by asking True Sons of Liberty to burn up as much energy as possible in celebration of the stinking shithole we've made of the earth, I mean progress. The event remains hilarious. Got some links from a CEI publicist to "Human Achievement of the Day" posts about how guitars only exist because of capitalism and so forth. My favorite is about bitcoin:
• In the high-decibel world of wingnut blowhards it's tough to rise above the din, but in a column about the Bowe Bergdahl prosecution at PJ Media Michael Walsh amps it up: In addition to standard-issue slur-slinging -- "the Coward-in-Chief and his deliberate thumb in the eye to the honor of the American military," "pathetic little pansy Bergdahl," "painfully stupid Jen Psaki," aargh, blaargh -- Walsh bellows:
• The composer John Adams recently remarked at Avery Fisher Hall that Rush Limbaugh exercises "casual brutality toward women" -- which, really, is about as close to an incontrovertible statement as you can get -- and to National Review's Jay Nordlinger this is Hitler plus Big Brother:
These are still very early days, and bitcoin is still thought more as a volatile store of value rather than an emergent system of property rights, but the prospects for this particular human achievement are incredibly bright, if regulators do not find a way to stifle it (by regulating people rather than the system, for example).This puts me in mind of Hearst on the trail of The Color in Deadwood, except Hearst's psychosis was not the type that kept him in his parents' basement. Murder and dismemberment were more his thing -- the sort of activities in furtherance of capital that the CEI pencil-necks are more likely to dress up in purty language than directly perform.
• In the high-decibel world of wingnut blowhards it's tough to rise above the din, but in a column about the Bowe Bergdahl prosecution at PJ Media Michael Walsh amps it up: In addition to standard-issue slur-slinging -- "the Coward-in-Chief and his deliberate thumb in the eye to the honor of the American military," "pathetic little pansy Bergdahl," "painfully stupid Jen Psaki," aargh, blaargh -- Walsh bellows:
...it’s a rare instance of the military finally asserting itself against a rogue commander who is imperiling the nation and insulting it as he goes. Unlawful orders do not have to be obeyed, even from Fearless Leader; that’s a principle the U.S. clarified at Nuremberg.One imagines Walsh parachuting into Fort Bragg, a cigar in one hand and a pearl-handled revolver in the other, crying PATRIOTS! NOW IS THE TIME! Or maybe not: see, everyone's a disappointment to Walsh:
John McCain and Mitt Romney should both be hanging their heads in shame. They could have defeated him, and they chose not to. But that’s America in the 21st century — it never saw a fight it wanted to finish.Maybe Walsh can stake out a little corner of his mental ward and declare that The Real America. I'll have to read Walsh more often; I haven't seen anything like him since the heyday of Ralph "Blood 'n' Guts" Peters.
• The composer John Adams recently remarked at Avery Fisher Hall that Rush Limbaugh exercises "casual brutality toward women" -- which, really, is about as close to an incontrovertible statement as you can get -- and to National Review's Jay Nordlinger this is Hitler plus Big Brother:
To this remark, the audience responded with sustained and robust applause. In 1984, Orwell writes of the two-minute hate. The applause in Avery Fisher Hall did not last for two minutes, but it went on long enough...
You’re never supposed to analogize anything to the Nazis. That’s the rule. But sometimes I break the rule. And I believe I got a whiff — just a tiny whiff — of Nuremberg in Avery Fisher Hall tonight. Collective hatred, and self-satisfied hatred, based on damnable lies.I suppose this makes me Genghis Stalin, but Nordlinger is a fucking idiot.
Well, at least for one hour a year they're honest about stinking up the great outdoors.
ReplyDeleteThose crafty Icelanders. First they take all the euro's moneys and put them in "bank accounts" which disappear. Now they are selling steam power to bitcoin "miners" who solve algorithms and create virtual currency out of thin air! Pretty cool! I did that one time by playing Lineage. But after a while even the Chinese scam websites quit buying the "adena" from me.
ReplyDeleteYeah bitcoin is a real winner. Eliminate transaction costs! Except for the computationally intensive task of verifying the blockchain, which as anyone who has ever looked at the air conditioning bill for a server room could tell you, isn't all that cheap. Eliminate payment processors! Except for bitcoin exchanges, which go dark and pull a runner more often than revival tent shows or patent medicine salesmen. Empower cryptography nerds, libertarian utopian early adopters, money launderers and drug dealers! (and every other entrepreneur whose business can't be conducted in the light of day)
ReplyDeleteThe highlighted passage reads like it was written by an algorithm. Of course, this is how libertarians show just how inspired they are by their muses. To gain the hand of a woman, they woo her with contract law and the endless promise of what they have in their survivalist bunker.
ReplyDeleteBitcoin: The currency of choice among people who think that the erratic currency fluctuations of Depression-era Europe sounded like a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteTrue fact: There's an art gallery close to me that accepts Bitcoin as donations. They advertise this fact very prominently, and even once did a cryptocurrency exhibit praising the glories of Bitcoin. To be fair, they are a small, relatively new gallery in a part of town that has tons of them, so this just might be a gimmick to draw in the techbro libertarian crowd that doesn't normally appreciate art. Even so, I find it hilarious. If I was a much bigger asshole, I'd print off my own fake money and try and get them to accept it (What? It's a performance piece!).
From the article singing the praises of the geeetar, we have this suspiciously non-Randian passage. "Nobody can make a pencil on their own. It takes a network of literally millions of people cooperating to make something you can buy in a store for less than a dollar. The network of human cooperation surrounding guitars is arguably even greater." Collectivist! Skree!
ReplyDeleteYeah, most of the time their pollution is restricted to the mental or noise variety.
ReplyDeleteThat is some straight high school paper snow job bullshit. Someone got paid for it?
ReplyDeleteIs there any wingnut celebration that's more thoroughly 'no, you shut the fuck up, dad' than Human Achievement Hour?
ReplyDeleteFuck yes we are so too rock and roll for the cool kids!
ReplyDeleteFees are subject to change during actual crisis.
ReplyDeletean emergent system of property rights
ReplyDeleteMore like an emergent system governments will have to cover if enough high roller dipshits fall for the scam and put the world economy in the shitter.
But I guess the panics of 1797,1807,1837,1857,1873,1893,1907.1920-21 and the Great Depression are human achievements if viewed through the prism of douchebro dialectics.
The sharer reserves the right to de-share the sharee's share.
ReplyDeleteDouchebro dialectics: I have acquired yet another extremely useful term via Alicublog!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and the market is flooded with cheap Chinese collectivist-made guitars. That have killed the market for US builders of all but the most expensive guitars. But hey, you can't have a free market utopia without breaking a few eggs (and wiping out yet some more American jobs)!
ReplyDeleteNobody within earshot may much enjoy my point [guitar playing] ...
ReplyDeleteSo his human achievement is annoying, cacophonous incompetence! Verily, he standeth on the shoulders of giants and pees down their necks.
I should have gone with "dianetics" because there's something about Scientology and Bitcoin that reminds me of peanut butter and chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI share Friday music.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03MsNjx2Js
YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!
ReplyDeleteWe've already got pipeline PR proudly saying that the inevitable leaks create jobs.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, remember some years back the guys who wrote a book about the PR industry called "Toxic Sludge is Good for You"; they chose the title because they wanted something so over the top it was obviously satirical, something no PR outfit would actually say. But by the time the book was out in paperback, that had been used as a PR claim. It's like peak wingnut; you can, it seems, always dig a deeper hole.
Upvoted and agreed in general, but my father has owned a few Chinese-made guitars over the years and there's one he really likes. They're not all garbage.
ReplyDeleteAnd in the case of the Chinese guitars, "you can't tune that!"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, the CEI. The chaps who hired the lawyers that found wording that brought the case that has the Supremes deciding the fate of the ACA.
ReplyDeleteHow competitive! How enterprising! How de-lovely! Why, if Cole Porter were alive today I bet he's write a song about them! Something like this:
The night is young, the skies are clear,
But we can change all this my dear,
It’s de-regulation, it’s de-secration, it’s de-lovely.
I understand the reason why,
You’re avaricious so am I,
It’s de-regulation, it’s de-secration, it’s de-lovely.
You can tell at a glance,
What a swell night it is to de-pants,
And fuck dear Mother Nature.
It’s just low,
Not to go with the flow!
The really great thing about Bitcoin is the number of people who are essentially begging--no, DEMANDING--to be defrauded through its use. "Yah, sure--with no regulations or controls whatever, nobody will ever take real money and just run off with it!"
ReplyDeleteIf the surgery required to have my honesty removed weren't so painful, I'd start selling Bitcoins for gold through a masked server based in the Seychelles. I'd sell those Bitcoins at 20% off the current market rate, pile up a few hundred thou in gold, then vanish like some before re-opening under another name. Those who willingly give me gold for fairy dust will just have to deal with the lack of regulatory agencies to which they can turn for solace.
That funky cold adena.
ReplyDeleteNobody can make a pencil on their own.
ReplyDeleteActually, you can make a pencil all by yourself. It just takes lots of skills, tools, and materials that most people don't have. And by the time you're done shaping the wood and the graphite, the pencil you end up with costs $20 or so.
But this shouldn't be a problem for our glibertarians. What else do they have to do while awaiting the supply boat in the fastness of their seastead fortress?
"And neither can you play it, sir!"
ReplyDelete"Unlawful orders do not have to be obeyed, even from Fearless Leader; that’s a principle the U.S. clarified at Nuremberg. "
ReplyDeleteNuremberg! Ha! That's a good one!
Here's hoping that they aren't able to reproduce, then.
ReplyDeleteI know the 'no man can make a pencil' bit was born of ignorance and, as soon as someone schools him on lathes and hand tools, our young Mr. Ryan will be out in the garage making his own Galt #1 pencils (#2 pencils are for the ubermenschen) in no time.
ReplyDelete"Baby, it's what Von Mises would want."
ReplyDeleteDouble Gitmo!
ReplyDelete...Nurem-what?
No, they aren't all junk; some are pretty nice. They just cost less than half of an equivalent US instrument since the Chinese laborers get paid crap wages, so the playing field isn't very level.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I bet you could dip actual cotton in peanut butter and chocolate and sell it to glibertarians. Milo Minderbinder was just ahead of his time.
ReplyDeleteI saw a casino in Las Vegas advertising that they accepted Bitcoin. That struck me as just the sort of business that Bitcoin enthusiasts would dig.
ReplyDeleteThey do reproduce--they just do so asexually.
ReplyDeletethe prospects for this particular human achievement are incredibly bright
ReplyDeleteOnly if you stack 'em up and burn 'em with thermite, like a Terminator...
I keep hoping that the UN starts International Stop Suicide Day.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Meanie-meanie--the only reason the prospects are bright is because the audience is so dim.
ReplyDeletePoint taken...
ReplyDeleteAdam Smith wrote more or less the same thing, oh, more than two centuries ago. But we really can't fairly expect Walsh to understand that. It's not so much that Smith used pins rather than pencils as his example, alhough that probably would have been a fatal stumbling block for our hero. Rather, it's because the sort of glibertarian gobshites who wear ties decorated with Smith's head are usually entirely innocent of any familiarity with what Smith actually wrote.
ReplyDeleteIf a person receiving applause by mocking an unpopular person in front of a sympathetic audience is like 1984 and Nazis, then CPAc is a regular Hitlorwellapalooza.
ReplyDeleteI'm picturing a pit boss dragging some guy off because his exchange server crashed.
ReplyDeleteHitlorwellapalooza
ReplyDeleteI want lawn seats to this.
And I believe I got a whiff — just a tiny whiff — of Nuremberg in Avery Fisher Hall tonight. Collective hatred, and self-satisfied hatred, based on damnable lies.
ReplyDeleteYeah. People at Avery Fisher Hall hate misogyny and cheer those who oppose it. THOSE MONSTERS.
Adams is a good composer, and this violin-and-orchestra piece is a skillful work (as I will write in a later review). But even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteRush’s compositions include “The Slutty Fluke,” “Eine Kleine Viagramusik,” “Masturbation Mass” and “Strung Out Quartet #9.” His “Requiem,” still unfinished, will call for the largest Flatulence Choir ever assembled. Limbaugh says he would like to conduct this when it’s first played with Jay Nordlinger’s head stuck as far up Rush’s ass as possible, which he will expel with great force as the coda.
Great art only comes to those willing to be vulnerable.
I want to buy the entire family library of this comment (for three easy payments of $19.95).
ReplyDeleteThe author conveniently omitted the fact that Gibson agreed to pay $300k for illegally importing endangered wood.
ReplyDeleteHere, let's try this. https://imgflip.com/gif/jerjl
ReplyDeleteWhat are you rebelling against, Johnny?
ReplyDeleteWhadda ya got?
Um, well.. some folks are turning their lights off for an hour this weekend to bring attention and reflection to the impact our society can have on the environment. It's really more symbolic than anything and-
Yeah, that's what I'm rebelling against.
Taking a moment to consider our impact on the environment?
Yeah, fuck that, man!
Damn, you're a badass, Johnny.
"the Coward-in-Chief and his deliberate thumb in the eye to the honor of the American military"Yeah, nothing screams disrespect like refusing to abandon one of our soldiers, then leaving it up to the military to investigate and determine if charges are warranted. Meanwhile, this Walsh asspimple thinks it should have been left to Islamist terrorists to act as judge, jury, and executioner for our troops. At times like these, I really wish Merriam-Webster had recalled all those dictionaries that completely fucked up the definition of "patriotism."
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain and Mitt Romney should both be hanging
their heads in shame.Yeah, I agree, they should.
I see it now. It look vaguely like the x-rays they took of John Hurt after the facehugger attached itself to him.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're feeling okay?
Rebel without a cause clue.
ReplyDeleteOne can purchase earplugs (or as I like to call them, "brain condoms") in case you're ever stuck in an elevator with a libertarian.
ReplyDeleteAha! I thought it was one of the prime numbers of the Zeeman series.
ReplyDeleteYou could have bypassed the first part of your comment. The optics would have been better if your reply hadn't ballooned so much.
ReplyDeleteIt's two! two! two frauds in one!
ReplyDeleteI want to take this comment on a trip to the moon on gossamer wings.
ReplyDeleteWingnuts would've rather left Bergdahl to rot than recall No One Left Behind and bring him back to be tried in court. You know, like a civilized nation would do.
ReplyDeleteOr: Wingnuts would've rather whatever the opposite of what Obama did, for everything forever.
without the free market, there would be no pop music, dancing, or magazines.
ReplyDeleteI want to plagiarize this comment and sell it in a dozen different books and articles.
ReplyDeleteIt takes a village to make a wingnut pundit.
ReplyDeleteYo, man--just chelate!
ReplyDeleteBut even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jay Nordlinger is supposed to be a classical music critic. No wonder people dismiss classical music as irrelevant, with people like Nordlinger reporting on it who think that pundits trump composers any day (And incidentally, Michael Walsh started out as a classical music critic...)
They could have defeated him, and they chose not to.
ReplyDeleteThey chose not to. What the hell does Michael Walsh expect of an election campaign? (And why the hell should I expect anything else of a classical music critic turned political thriller writer?)
Walsh is about as sharp as a donut, in case you hadn't noticed. I'm willing to bet he believes that if Romney or McCain has just spouted the whole SEEKRIT MUSLIM KENYAN BLACKAMOOR COMMUNIST teabagger list the scales would have fallen away from the public's eyes and it would have been GOP forever, baby.
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain and Mitt Romney should both be hanging their heads in shame. They could have defeated him, and they chose not to.
ReplyDeleteNOW we know why McCain and Romney are always popping up nowadays and going on about how incompetent, feckless, etc. Obama is. It was part of their plan all along. They contemplated being President and said, Naw, mang, I'd rather run my mouth on talk shows.
Maybe, but in many cases the difference in labor cost is fairly minor on a per unit basis (or really the cost of labor is minor to the overall cost). I guess it also depends where and if there are benefits for the worker. Benefit differences are probably more important than paid wage differential
ReplyDeleteOverhead reduction, exchange rate variations and transportation costs are also quite important to the cost differences,
http://www.alixpartners.com/EN/portals/0/pdf/AlixPartners%202009%20Manufacturing-Outsourcing%20Cost%20Index%20HIGHLIGHTS_2.pdf
eventually there will be some betas and gammas to fill out the ranks of the Pencil Rights Advocates
ReplyDeleteI think Milton Friedman originated it. P.J. O'Rourke quoted it in Eat the Rich, his last book to still be sort-of funny.
ReplyDeleteone of Westerberg's best lines
ReplyDeleteit is not, however, Unknown Pleasures, as that is Krebs' avatar
ReplyDeleteDisqus, you're an asshole.
ReplyDeleteWait, I thought they were so marvelously tunable that they pushed you to retune every few notes. Was I misinformed?
ReplyDeleteI believe I got a whiff — just a tiny whiff — of Nuremberg in Avery Fisher Hall tonight
ReplyDeleteThey really are running out of different ways to reference Liberal Fascism, aren't they?. Now we are not just fascists, but actual convicted, about-to-be-executed war criminals. Hopefully this means this crap has about run its course.
Then I can have my pony...
Oh, yeah, you develop a regular tuning fetish...
ReplyDeleteJay Nordlinger is a fucking idiot
ReplyDeleteThat thing is so unintentionally funny, I have to wonder if it's actually unintentional. Could it be that the rightbloggers have taken to writing for a different audience? Do they now aim their blunderbusses of bullshit a teensy bit to the left, in hopes of drawing a tweet or blog post from Ed, TBogg, Atrios, Thers, Scott C and all the rest? Just to, you know, have something to talk about after work? Man, that'd be a sad life...
That is more what Bitcoin must taste like. It is close to being the Apple W.A.L.T. of the coin world
ReplyDeleteWithout villages, there would be no village idiots.
ReplyDeletehttp://d.gr-assets.com/books/1387749867l/659246.jpg
ReplyDeleteWell, you can't be a victim if no one will bully you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is the defining conservative characteristic of our age--or any age--that right-wingers are predisposed to deny even incontrovertible truths. Look at the list: global warming, aggressive war, institutional racism (with a side order of militarized police), too-big-to-fail banks as a policy disaster, the failure of trickle-down economics, the utter failure of Laffer Curve tax policies, the futility of imperial economic and military war, and, no doubt, the right's ongoing attempt to prop up institutional patriarchy.
ReplyDeleteNow, maybe that's not being wrong about everything, but it damned sure is being wrong about most everything of substance.
This is patently untrue.
ReplyDeleteConservatives, especially the religious right, easily paint themselves as victims at very turn. They don't need bullies, or baddies, or even mildly critical folks for them to assume the cloak of victimhood. They wear it as naturally as skin.
It's what makes them so damn adorable, Bog bless their preciosity.
the water costs $15 per bottle, the swastika's $10 per patch and eventually you have to jump off Wigan Pier or presrnt an homage to Catalonis with a Catalonian accent
ReplyDeleteSomebody get me some of this.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/2bOjuGB_g20
I prefer Bessie Smith's version
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzkXFFcBik
Just like the New Testament and the Constitution.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair overly generous, they probably have a good enough grasp of cause and effect to drive an automobile without killing random people... most of the time -- while sober.
ReplyDeleteRight on.
ReplyDeleteAdena can mean:
ReplyDeleteAdena, Ohio, USA
Adena, Colorado, USA
The Adena culture, a Mound-building Native American culture.
The Adena Mansion, Thomas Worthington's home and estate in Chillicothe, Ohio
A village in the Logo Anseba district in the Gash-Barka region in Eritrea
Which one is it?
Yeah, except for a little case of the 12-hour ebola.
ReplyDeleteReally, I can't be the only one whose instantly went here at mention of "Human Achievement Hour".
ReplyDeleteSon of composer Alfred Newman; nephew of Lionel Newman and Emil Newman; cousin of Randy Newman; brother of composer David Newman, Maria Newman; cousin of composer Joey Newman.
ReplyDeleteBut even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteSomebody call Jonah Goldberg and tell him he's been topped -- and better get off his fat ass if he's to retain the crown.
I think his dad helped.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that's only because one of them has proclaimed driving to be a conservative virtue.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the book "Understood Betsey" you can easily make a pencil by melting the lead and pouring it into a pencil shaped trough to cool.
ReplyDeleteDon't mistake "honest" for yee-haw-hold-mah-beer-an'-watch-this proud of it.
ReplyDeleteNewman!
ReplyDeleteThere will always be those to whom "one cow = three magic beans" is the formula for riches, and not a fairy tale.
ReplyDeleteI have little insight to offer as this new dawn fades. Looks like random disorder, especially with the way the shadows play across the image, sort of the interzone of the thing, as it were. I'd never be a candidate to speak with authority on such matters anyway, for if I ever had any sort of computer-generated religious revelation, I remember nothing of it.
ReplyDeleteWhich is actually quite funny, since graphite has been used for pencils since the late 16th century, and the modern clay/graphite mixture has been in use since the late 18th century.
ReplyDeleteBut, then, if you've been whiffing hot lead fumes, you'll believe anything that Dorothy Canfield Fisher says, I suppose.
Goes well with that other glibertarian hit of Porter's, "Love for Sale."
ReplyDeleteRandom disorder? Nay. It's a high-speed booger flying out of George W. Bush's nose.
ReplyDeleteBut I brought my own apidistra!
ReplyDeleteSo now we know what kind of person supports Rush Limbaugh. I was wondering.
ReplyDeleteThere was an essay called "I, Pencil" that Milton Friedman was quite fond of, and provided a foreword for a pamphlet version. It's not bad, actually.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%2C_Pencil
... would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, because Limpballs is a force of nature, a veritable wellspring of understanding of the human condition and a man for all seasons, and not, as most of the country views him, a loudmouthed dirtbag with a microphone, and without that microphone, probably would have been justifiably beaten senseless behind some sleazy dive in Anniston, Alabama, over twenty years ago.
And, since Nordlinger opened that door, wasn't it Hitler that used radio to stir up the angry, disaffected racist morons of Germany?
Masturbation Mass
ReplyDeleteSung by the Dominican Boys' Choir
Damn, I gotta get me a shortwave radio.
ReplyDelete"Unlawful orders do not have to be obeyed, even from Fearless Leader; that’s a principle the U.S. clarified at My Lai."
ReplyDeleteFixed
If you want a cool but hitherto largely overlooked Les Paul, find a late 70s "The Paul." Solid walnut. A few years ago you could find one for less that a grand.
ReplyDeleteWalsh used to be a regular at NRO, but doesn't seem to be there any longer. He must have been Steyned. Maybe the two of them and that Derbyshire guy should start 'Alternative NRO' where REAL conservatives can hang out.
ReplyDeleteThis is Michael Walsh signing off for now, but keep monitoring this frequency... (static)
ReplyDelete"Uh, Mike, why are you making static sounds into that salt shaker?"
Er, not to put a damper on our imminent execution or anything, but I'm pretty sure Nord was referring to the rallies, not the trials. So I'm afraid the sickness has a way to run, yet ... assuming the patient survives.
ReplyDelete"Remember, green means go. Red means stop."
ReplyDelete--Barack Obama
"Thanks, Obama!"
--The suddenly even-more-overworked EMTs of America
All I know is that the residents are called Adenoids.
ReplyDelete"Wait a minute. I was supposed to DEFEAT the guy? I thought that... well, never mind. Thank you Mr. Walsh, won't let it happen again."
ReplyDelete~Mitt Romney
Isn't the alternative NRO that bunch over at deadbreitbart.com?
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, to contemplate the comments section at a site for NRO rejects is to glimpse madness.
Obviously, John Adams knows nothing about Rush Limbaugh. It’s a good bet he has never listened to Rush’s show or read an article by him.
ReplyDelete...
But even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh. He apparently has nothing like the decency or goodwill of my friend Rush.
When trying to establish the decency and goodwill of His Rushness it might be good to, I don't know, think of some examples maybe? Perhaps some pull quotes from the EIB broadcasts that might counter John Adams' impression of him? That is if you actually have listened to the show and doing so has given you reason to believe that Adams is wrong. Because right now Nordlinger seems to be trying to bluff without holding any cards.
The network of human cooperation surrounding guitars is arguably even greater.
ReplyDeleteSo "you didn't build that" is fine if you're talking to Bruce Springsteen.
I have to share the two latest comments on Nordlinger's post.
ReplyDelete'emag • 3 hours ago
He may be a good composer, but he sounds like a total idiot.
I am trashing his CD's. Funny, his music doesn't interest me any more.'
'waelse1 • 5 hours ago
(Removing John Adams' music from my IPod.)'
Let's all totally not listen to John Adams ever again for saying bad things about Rush! Conservative principles in action!!
John Adams is a minimalist/avant garde composer who first broke through with an opera about Nixon's official visit to China. I'm not going to say that nobody on the face of the Earth has his music on their iPod, but such listeners are rare enough that when an anonymous NRO commenter claims that he bops around to John Adams' tunes BUT NO MORE! it does make me go "hmmm" Arsenio style.
ReplyDeleteHey, he used to bop along to 'Short Ride in a Fast Machine' every time he took his 1968 Studebaker out for a spin, but since reading Nordlinger's post, he just doesn't enjoy it any more.
ReplyDeleteHello, Jerry.
ReplyDeleteI am trashing his CD's
ReplyDelete(Removing John Adams' music from my IPod.)
Riiiiiight....
So.... sLimebag is better than Mozart! Whoda thunk it!
ReplyDeleteDo you have any examples of something they have been right about? I can't think of even one.
ReplyDeleteKlinghoffer Lives!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about that too. Nuremberg? Where they tried the Nazis for war crimes? Or maybe it was Kristall-bagh he is thinking of, you know, the time all the LIE-berals smashed up sLimebag's windows, or something
ReplyDeleteThat's a silhouette of DARTH VADER, smoking or waving a glow-stick; yep, one or the other.
ReplyDeleteI literally ran into John Adams at a performance of the L.A. Philharmonic. I was rushing out to get my wine and smoke and he was running toward the stage, and we tangled ankles, both about the same size, same age, same trim white beards.
ReplyDeleteNot offhand, as least as it concerns the post-Goldwater variety, which I suppose is what we're predominately dealing with these days. But, then, they're a bunch of scared children with guns--literally and metaphorically--who see anything beyond their ten-year-old child's world view as a threat. Let's face it--when you've reduced yourself to defending a radio blowhard of no redeeming value, no one's rightly going to take your judgment at face value.
ReplyDeleteNordlinger used to be dismissive of the rules of war and the quaint provisions of the Geneva Conventions. I have no idea what has changed since then.
ReplyDeleteDude needs to shut up and play.
ReplyDelete"Minimalist/avant garde" makes Adams sound all user-hostile, but the same label also fits Michael Nyman, who writes soundtracks for horror movies. Adams' music is pretty accessible -- it has a good beat and you can dance to it. He draws a lot of inspiration from American demotic music, though even so he is probably off Ted Cruz' play-list now.
ReplyDeleteThey chose... badly.
ReplyDeleteRemember the rule about Conservatism and 'failure'.
Now I want to open a pub called "Saloon des Refusés".
ReplyDeleteYou’re never supposed to analogize anything to the Nazis. That’s the rule.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a rule... more of a warning that if you do analogise yourself to the victims of the Nazi regime, you risk coming across as a WATB.
And Douchebro Diuretics...
ReplyDeleteFollowed by the Bropocalypse...
...
I read a whole book about the history of the pencil. I learned that pencil lead (a.k.a. graphite) is called lead because actual lead is what they used before graphite was discovered in the late 16th century. Lead worked some better than nothing in making a line that could be seen but also erased, but graphite worked WAAAAAY better.
ReplyDeletePlus in the early days of pencils, carpenters made them, probably all on their own, in their shops.
Wait until he tries to play "Stairway to Heaven"--you'll wish he was peeing in your ear.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if we vote to repeal Obamacare one more time....
ReplyDelete"I’d like to make a couple of points."
ReplyDeleteNordlinger proceeds to make zero points.
~
Well there is the one on his head.
ReplyDelete....
"Do you have any examples of something they have been right about?"
ReplyDeleteNo. But unfortunately, there have been several notable fiascos that they have been able to talk the Amurrkin People into in vulnerable moments.
Can we fit that many spotlights into Avery Fisher Hall?
ReplyDelete"But even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh."
ReplyDeleteRight. Let's not forget Rush's operatic masterpiece, "Der Slutspieldirektor."
Yeah, my husband sold all his Gibsons, except for a solid body electric. The collector's item he owned from the 1960's played well and was a perfect hollow body jazz machine, but the pickups buzzed like crazy, and if you change them out, now you've lost the "collector's value". He decided he'd rather own something that doesn't require extra theft insurance, and that actually played and sounds better. The Gibson name adds a lot of cost.
ReplyDeleteOK, Kreb's gets an upvote for the comment attached to his avatar.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someday I'll get me an avatar....
The decency and goodwill of Limpbaugh? Holy fuck, did those words just lose all meaning?
ReplyDeleteI admit my first thought on reading about McCain's selection of Palin as VP was along the lines of, "huh, I guess he's given up."
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a "review" someone wrote at iTunes of some Arvo Pärt record. It was basically a rant about how horrible "minimalist" music is. Weird.
ReplyDeleteIt's Yul Brynner reminding you to buckle up.
ReplyDeleteAnd not to smoke.
Hayek her? I barely even know her!
ReplyDeleteI went to the Tao offo Steve
ReplyDeleteDex:
Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?
Syd:
Oh, I see. So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?
you could go with
ReplyDeletein the love will tear us apart during the transmission of our dead souls
ReplyDeleteI don't even get what the Fearless Leader insult is supposed to be. A reference to Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons? If he's trying to paint liberals/Democrats/whoever as mindless followers, shouldn't he be using Dear Leader? Then again, he thinks polite disagreement is Just Like Nuremburg, so who knows.
ReplyDeleteJesus, these people think the entire world is just a private psychodrama for them and their Lego toys.
Yes, but only Rush could've written the magnum opus "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Fondler," set in the Dominican Republic.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what I meant by that.
By extension, doesn't that mean Leni Riefenstahl is the best composer of all time? I don't quite follow the logic, but I think that's where we end up.
ReplyDeleteQuoting Foghorn Leghorn: "That boy is about as sharp as a pound of wet leather."
ReplyDeleteAlternate: "That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
Bravo! Yet I'd be more entertained if Walsh's Iron Curtain persecution aria had a better beat and were easier to dance to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eabefjsJsAQ
ReplyDeleteBeing wrong about everything is their defining characteristic. Their defining motivation is free-floating butthurt.
ReplyDeleteI want to spend the night with this comment lying in the gutter but looking at the stars.
ReplyDeleteNeither do I, but I'm betting it was opera buffa.
ReplyDelete"But even if he wrote music as good as Mozart’s, he would not measure up to Rush Limbaugh."
ReplyDeleteFrom a certain point of view, Limbaugh measures higher on a scale of human worth. Mozart died poor, buried in a pauper's grave. Limbaugh is fabulously wealthy.
I'll just leave that there.
I haven't changed!
ReplyDeleteHis "music" hasn't gone out of style. Yet...
ReplyDeleteHeck, they think being asked to be minimally polite to people different from them is the functional equivalent of martyrdom, so victimhood is pretty much baked into their sense of self-identity to begin with.
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ReplyDeleteIndeed...
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He apparently has nothing like the decency or goodwill of my friend
ReplyDeleteRush.
Sounds to me like the whole anecdote was an opportunity to drop Rusty's name, and suck up to it.
aka 'Barnum was a pessimist'.
ReplyDeleteIf you've never actually met any, it's an experience definitely to be missed. I have known several Conservatives I'd call friends, and only one was a Dittohead. The others ranged from "he's too negative" to "he's fucking nuts". That last from a guy I've know for decades, who bought a couple AR15s in late '08 because Obama was gonna outlaw 'em.
ReplyDeleteLimbaugh coined a very stupid-sounding word back in the '90s that describes his own self better than the people he thought he was talking about: "Scumswill".
Nah, that's the time to start reminding them that elevators are built by the lowest bidder...
ReplyDelete"Mein Furheur! I can say the N-word!"
ReplyDeleteNice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth
ReplyDeleteI saw a...snail...crawling along the edge...of a...straight razor...
ReplyDeleteThe applause in Avery Fisher Hall did not last for two minutes, but it went on long enough... And clapping to show agreement with a comment someone makes is exactly equivalent to systematically planned out and executed genocide.
ReplyDeleteBut did you keep it flying?
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that would end up there. It was just a response to some personal question, like what is your age or something.
ReplyDeleteNo need for Billie and Bessie to fight. Billie never sounded happier and Bessie, well, "25 cents! I wouldn't pay 25 cents to go in no place!"
ReplyDeleteIn case there are any chemists out there, that's a model of the Belousov-Zhabotinski reaction run amok.
ReplyDeleteFLASHBACK
ReplyDeleteNever mind that. How many holes does it take?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, maybe if that hateful fuck did anything worth even half a shit we could compare him to some skilled person with actual accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteOr unskilled person with no accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteHis chosen instrument is, of course, the Schlockenspiel...
ReplyDeleteAs afraid-of-their-own-shadows as they demonstrably are, it might be fair to say they bully themselves...
ReplyDeleteThat's really all that line can mean. In Conservative Fantasy World, they can't lose unless they choose not to play. No frickin' way in *hell* is an uppity damn darkie gonna beat both a war hero and a hero of Capitalism unless that's what they want. I'm just surprised we haven't heard more conspiratorial rumblings in this regard. Maybe, just maybe, back in a dark corner of the Conservative id, there's a spark of rationality that stops them short of that. And that's a shame. Why do Conservatives hate the popcorn industry?
ReplyDeleteHe expects a landslide every time. All Republican candidates are Reagan, and all Democrats are Carter. And yes, 50.7% is a landslide. They have the math! Well, and the EC...
ReplyDeleteAn out-take from one of Tom Lehrer's albums, I believe...
ReplyDeleteAs any fule kno, graphite pencils are another side-benefit of the arms industry, in that the primary use of graphite -- and the reason why the Tudors started mining it on an industrial scale -- was its military application, in lubricating cannon-ball moulds.
ReplyDeleteHave mercy upon me
ReplyDeleteBlot out my perceptions
purge me with clorox
pour it on my brain
wash me, wash me
use the Brillo pad
Not the bile-ophone? Oh well, as long as he's behind bars, that's a material detail.
ReplyDeleteNow, maybe that's not being wrong about everything, but it damned sure is being wrong about most everything of substance.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to modern America! We have evolved beyond the need for success--indeed, we have come to view success as a real negative. Whether we're talking policy (trickle-down economics, war in Iraq), politics (Palin as VP pick, repealing Obamacare 60 or 70 times), or business (pocketing tens of millions in performance bonuses for driving your company into the ditch), nothing spells success like complete fucking catastrophe in modern America.<br
Conversely, note that most of those who spoke out against the great Iraq adventure, those in the GOP who spoke out against Palin as VP, those in business who decried the practices of the banks and investment houses prior to 2006--nearly all of them have been driven from the public discourse, scourged and shamed, shunned by their friends because they were right. And today, there can be no greater black mark on your record than having been proved correct.
"It's an interesting dynamic with conservatives. No matter how much
ReplyDeletesuccess they encounter at the ballot box, the whole democracy thing is
just way too uncertain, inconvenient, and (ultimately) unfair for them."
Barney Frank was on MSNBC this morning talking about his book and things he's learned in his career, and one of the many things he said that rings true was this: "When progressives get mad, they march, when conservatives get mad, they vote."
Sadly, very true. I have a niece who is apparently going to college to learn how to protest. Or, at least it seems like all she does is protest--she's been in every newsworthy march from Ferguson to NYC and spends so much time protesting that the school has contacted her parents about her absenteeism.
ReplyDeleteYet, she's never learned how to drive and she does not vote. She views both of those as pointless and boring.
"Look, Balok, I don't want any of your fuckin' tranya, so there! And if your brother Opie shows up, I'll kick his ass, too."
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A65N3Efnn0
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