Monday, December 01, 2014

HOW BULLSHIT WORKS, PART 391,267,346,583.

Don Surber -- an asshole whose greatest claim to fame is being fired for calling the late Michael Brown an animal -- is pushing what seems to be the current conservative line: That black people were manipulated against their wills into protesting the Wilson decision in Ferguson, and that the ensuing riots were committed by Katie Couric and Dan Rather. Excerpt:
The looters won, thanks to President Obama, Attorney General Eric Holder and Governor Jay Nixon -- Democrats all -- who ignored the truth and the facts of the case to fan the flames of violence, across the country. People have begun calling these the Obama Riots. Expect more.
"Calling these the Obama Riots"? Who's calling them that? Pro that he is, Surber provides a link -- to Breitbart.com, which is telling readers to call them that ("CALL FERGUSON DEMONSTRATIONS WHAT THEY ARE: 'OBAMA RIOTS'"). Give Breitbart credit, though -- they didn't descend to actually pretending this was a common usage, perhaps because they knew some lower species of propagandist would do it for them.

UPDATE. In comments, Giant Monster Gamera: "Obama Phones, Obama Care, Obama Riots, Obama Nation... Haven't these people heard that any publicity is good publicity?"

UPDATE 2. New troll policy, guys, starting now: our troll's remarks will be deleted, as will all replies to them. Let him take his sick need for negative attention somewhere else, and let someone else give it to him.

323 comments:

  1. Just goes to show how the passive tense can be actively evil. Apparently adding "Obama" to stuff makes it extra evil, like "on the internet" or "in bed" makes everything worse. I think I'll ask my husband to plan an Obama riot on the internet in our bed just to see how that works out. Sounds exciting.

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  2. willf2:09 PM

    After seeing the video of a SWAT team in Ferguson purposely setting fires I think we should call them the Missouri Police Riots.

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  3. coozledad2:09 PM

    People have begun calling these the Obama Riots.

    In Lesser Sisterfuck Swamp, South Carolina. in between wrenching their loose teeth into the "tooth bucket".

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  4. coozledad2:13 PM

    I hope you have better luck than with that Pussy Riot I'd prayed for.

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  5. LittlePig2:19 PM

    Wait...that's NOT what the ObamaPhones are supposed to coordinate?


    Got to reread that manual.

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  6. be sure to catch the obama riots, young conservatism's hottest hip hop/ska fusion group, performing in hall b at 230pm, gaylord national resort and convention center--only @ cpac 2015

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  7. Spreading this Truther-esque bullshit really doesn't help. If Madrak was really swayed by that (it was a beam of light from a flashlight, for fuck's sake) then she's an even bigger crank than I previously thought.

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  8. willf2:29 PM

    Oops, you are correct, should've watched to the end. Is there an emoticon for blushing at how gullible you are?

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  9. Roy, you left out the best part of Surber's screed, when he goes all Alex Jones and starts weaving conspiracies:

    These are not protests. They are pogroms aimed at the middle class...Black, white, Asian, Hispanic -- it does not matter. You are middle class. They do not want you. Leave.


    An optimist might look at this as progress - no reference to kristallnacht, no Nazis to be seen. And then it gets weird:

    The riots serve [Obama's] greater purpose to cleanse the nation of the middle class. Efforts to portray this unprovoked violence on long-standing racial problems are bogus. This is class warfare by government-funded poverty cases and more than 100 billionaires against the middle class. Our values of freedom and self-reliance threaten the efforts of billionaires to rule and control.

    Because if there's anyone who gets along in this country, it's broke people and rich fuckers.

    Oh, and his other proof is that some black people helped protect property, thereby suggesting that not all black people are violent criminals. Holy shit, this really is progress, isn't it?

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  10. Smarter than Your Average Bear2:35 PM

    You are forgiven my son. Now face Mecca and say three Hail Obamas ;)

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  11. runsinbackground2:38 PM

    To my everlasting shame, as a high schooler I briefly played bass in a band called Patriot Act. Obama Riots sounds pretty good by comparison.

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  12. M. Krebs2:40 PM

    Shorter Surber: Behold my mighty fart! Pffffffffft-squeak, ahhh. Top that one if you can!

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  13. sharculese2:55 PM

    More than 100 billionaires? If it was like 50 tops I wouldn't care, but that's serious.

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  14. sharculese2:55 PM

    Well I hadn't heard about Don Surber gettting his first amendment rights violated, so there's that.

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  15. Emily682:55 PM

    When I was at UCSB, the LA County Sheriff's Office ran riot over us in June, 1970. Tear gas, billy clubs, arbitrary arrest, etc. ( From Wikipedia: and during a June 1970 riot Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies ran amok, prompting criticism from even William F. Buckley, Jr., the conservative commentator. ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista,_California

    I didn't know the phrase "white privilege" then, but I knew that if this was they treated the children of the white middle-class, God help the poor and people of color.

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  16. StringOnAStick3:18 PM

    Wait, Prof. Zinn told me that the billionaires need to middle class in order to avoid being eaten by the mobs of angry poors. Oh well, I've tossed all that and now I have the wisdom of Don Surber to guide me!

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  17. DN Nation3:26 PM

    Don Surber looks like a grubby thumb.

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  18. "The Obama riots"

    Because the people protesting are Black. Just like the president, who is Black. And he's Black. And don't forget, Obama is Black.

    I'll stop calling them racist assholes when they stop doing racist asshole things.

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  19. Giant Monster Gamera3:46 PM

    Obama Phones, Obama Care, Obama Riots, Obama Nation....


    Haven't these people heard that any publicity is good publicity?

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  20. I always think Don Surber is that old Mad Magazine cartoonist, and then I'm disappointed.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Berg_(cartoonist)

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  21. Megalon3:48 PM

    Hey, did you hear? Obama fathered a black child!

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  22. Because if there's anyone who gets along in this country, it's broke people and rich fuckers.

    Well, in the conservative dreamworld, broke people and rich fuckers get along fabulously:

    "You, there! Fetch me another gin and tonic. And bring my copy of Forbes, while you're at it."
    "Yes, sir! Immediately sir!"

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  23. Megalon3:51 PM

    The Obama Phones were to coordinate the people who get Obama Care in their Obama Riots to bring about the Obama Nation. It's all coming together.

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  24. smut clyde3:51 PM

    government-funded poverty cases
    They're poor because the gubblement is paying them money. It is paying them to stay poor.
    What is the minimum wage rate for poverty?

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  25. Nobody prayed for it, and many prayed it would stop--yet, Jonah continues to deliver riot gas.

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  26. smut clyde3:52 PM

    Apparently they're not showing any class, which makes them class-war infiltrators.

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  27. You'd have never had a chance--Obama's famous for dropping the bass.

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  28. Giant Monster Gamera3:53 PM

    "Classless" daughters, yet!

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  29. smut clyde3:55 PM

    Let the record show that I was 1 minute faster!

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  30. The riots serve [Obama's] greater purpose to cleanse the nation of the middle class.



    why bother with pressing more contradictions of welfare-state capitalism, cratering the new deal coalition, privatizing colleges, and gutting the social safety net when you can just use black mind control?

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  31. smut clyde3:59 PM

    Now he is unconstrained by the straitjacket of PC 'editorial policy' and is free to write what he really thinks! FREEEEEDOOMMMM!

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  32. Giant Monster Gamera4:00 PM

    I'm looking forward to the upcoming class-less war, where we all get to stand around dressed in business casual, shuffling our feet like teenagers.

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  33. Who was gibbering a while back about Obama's nero-linguistic programming mind control? Glenn Beck, maybe?

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  34. Zero dollars, unless I'm very much mistaken.


    (watch Dennis stop by now and use this to remind me, once again, as if I hadn't fucking noticed by now, that I'm out of work. I'm still waiting for my tons of free stuff from Obama for being poor, by the way, thank you Mr. President, and where's my fucking check from Soros for instigating communist revolution as well?)

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  35. Yeah, but Howard's dead, so who can you believe?

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  36. Except that the line is a) from an Infowars doofus, and b) debunked in other videos in that very same comments thread.

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  37. And that's what I get for not reading down further before commenting.

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  38. *shame*

    I'll never vote for him for President ever again!

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  39. I think Don S. and ilk are pretty much the vanguard in the classless war.

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  40. smut clyde4:13 PM

    nero-linguistic programming
    That's where you repeat "Qualis artifex pereo" in front of the mirror until it becomes second nature.

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  41. ColBatGuano4:14 PM

    Do the middle class just give up and decide to be poor after watching the Ferguson protests? What is the mechanism here?

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  42. I blame the cat for my typos.

    Even though he's on the other side of the room, it's his fault.

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  43. This also doesn't fit into the wingnut party line of "the looters are burning down their own stores"; if they're all moochers, who owns the stores?

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  44. Giant Monster Gamera4:17 PM

    You need to make that request on your Obama Phone. You've received your Obama phone, haven't you?

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  45. tigrismus4:17 PM

    And if the billionaires pay well enough, do the poor-to-middle-class transitioners have to chase themselves out?

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  46. THERE'S MY PROBLEM.

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  47. Wait, can't the NSA just track my comments here?

    *shouts into Disqus* WHERE'S MY FUCKING GOOD BIG BOODLE, YOU ASSHOLES?

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  48. Giant Monster Gamera4:21 PM

    I get a pussy riot every time I substitute store-brand kibble for the preferred organic, grain-free stuff.

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  49. Socialist Cubone4:24 PM

    Stupid Obama inciting riots by telling people not to riot.

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  50. These are not protests. They are pogroms aimed at the middle class...Whew, thank goodness so many white middle class folk had already decamped for whiter pastures, then, or the death toll could have been vastly greater than one unarmed black teenager riddled with bullets and left lying in the street for hours.

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  51. Megalon4:33 PM

    God, does this man's perversion know no bounds!?

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  52. gocart mozart4:37 PM

    Your comment should be addressed to:

    Supreme Leader George Soros
    Lair of Evil Machinations
    P.O. Box 666
    Liberaltown, Liberalvania

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  53. That's just like the weekly meetings at a company I used to work for.

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  54. Buffy notified the government that there was something wrong with Riley by just speaking into the receiver of her phone. If you were important enough to be monitored, you might be important enough to try that.

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  55. I have an actual Obama ring tone on my phone. I have the President singing Al Green and receiving mad applause for it. Its my husband's ring tone. I love to see people jump in the grocery aisle when the President starts crooning from my pocket.

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  56. That is the genius and the daring of the man! /Miles Vorkosigan.

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  57. KatWillow4:45 PM

    I've a photo of self standing in same posture as Obama daughter, scowling, arms crossed. Only its Christmas, not T-day. I was FORCED by parents, FORCED, to "join the family on Christmas" when all I wanted was to listen to my new album in my bedroom and brood. Family! Christmas! Huh.

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  58. *sobs, runs into room, slams door*

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  59. gocart mozart4:48 PM

    Good for the Rams, Fuck the police.

    "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" offends assholes' fee fees.

    "St. Louis, Missouri (November 30, 2014) – The St. Louis Police
    Officers Association is profoundly disappointed with the members of the St. Louis Rams football team who chose to ignore the mountains
    of evidence released from the St. Louis County Grand Jury this week and engage in a display that police officers around the nation found
    tasteless, offensive and inflammatory."

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24854133/st-louis-police-group-wants-rams-disciplined-for-ferguson-gesture

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  60. Miles Vorkosigan

    Okay, you're one of the good ones.

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  61. Giant Monster Gamera4:54 PM

    Ah, the infamous Obama Tone

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  62. OK, since you are being so nice, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. For the really important ones? They send a cybercat. If you want something from George Soros or Obama I suggest you creep up very quietly and shout it in your cat's ear. Should work like a charm.

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  63. Tengrain5:02 PM

    Mr. Surber has a black belt in white privilege.

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  64. smut clyde5:03 PM

    just speaking into the receiver of her phone
    "Into the reciever"? Pshaw! You haven't made it until you can get room service by speaking into the potplant.

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  65. There was more self-awareness in even an attosecond of Dave Berg's life compared with Don Surber's entire life.

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  66. I assume I can send you the doctor's bill?

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  67. tigrismus5:03 PM

    police officers around the nation found tasteless, offensive and inflammatory

    Aw, maybe the Rams should've shot a kid and left his corpse on the field for a couple hours, that didn't seem to bother STL POA that much. Assholes.

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  68. bekabot5:05 PM

    "Black, white, Asian, Hispanic -- it does not matter. You are middle class. They do not want you. Leave."

    Well, dang, then, the millennium must nearly be at hand, because the middle class has been driven out — except that it wasn't Obama who did it.

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  69. smut clyde5:06 PM

    "Assholes" plural? Has the StLPOA been shown to consist of more than one person yet?

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  70. tigrismus5:09 PM

    Even if it's just one guy he's enough asshole for a much larger body.

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  71. BigHank535:10 PM

    I'll go out on a limb here and guess that it's not a white cat, is it?

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  72. tigrismus5:10 PM

    Toe.

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  73. Black and white; Ebony and Ivory, living together in... um, something or other.

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  74. Brian Schlosser5:13 PM

    Herman Cain.

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  75. Gromet5:13 PM

    You must think in Russian. Then it will work. (Firefox reference, you guys. I'll be over here playing in obscurity.)

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  76. OMFG HE burned down the Little Caesar's!

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  77. Brian Schlosser5:18 PM

    I'm using Chrome, must be why I don't get it...

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  78. BigHank535:22 PM

    Oh, a tuxedo? Emissaries from the pit of hell, every one of 'em. Mine finally croaked last year at 17, and never have I been so relieved when a pet shuffled off this mortal coil.

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  79. I don't want a pussy riot.

    Pepper spray stings.

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  80. The only problem is that you don't get the room service until after you've been convicted and tossed into solitary.

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  81. swkellogg5:37 PM

    Rimshot.


    Cymbal crash.

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  82. The girls' expressions were the best thing about that whole stupid tradition.

    And as for "class" and a seat at the bar, well: https://twitter.com/RobertoTellez10/status/539542337928445952

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  83. You know what's great? "Obamacare" actually appears in the U.S. Code's Popular Name Table. So if you wanted to look up the Affordable Care Act, and only knew the term "Obamacare," you can go to the table and find the right name for the act as well as the citation.

    Also, do these idiots really think that "Obamacare" is going to be an albatross for the program once people get used to being insured and not having pre-existing exclusions?

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  84. Aimai,
    I expect better of you. There isn't a passive tense; it's the passive as opposed to the active voice. And this is not an example of the passive voice. The claim--in the active voice--that 'People have begun...' is an out and out lie. It's the lack of specify in the subject---'People'--that you are thinking of.

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  85. smut clyde6:17 PM

    It would be a very bad thing to re-label a tin of Tiger Balm as "Personal Lubricant" and leave it in a flatmate's room. Or so I hear from a friend.

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  86. Oh, he's a good boy, just a rotten spoiled teenage brat.

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  87. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

    In response to a comment I made over there about "Ferguson Truthers":

    You and several others here are really really invested in disproving this.

    *headdesk* *headdesk*



    Just what we fucking needed.

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  88. Ellis_Weiner6:43 PM

    As long as it's done in the spirit of the ancient comic who added "without no pants on" to "I'm the Sheik of Araby," viz."

    I'm the Sheik of Araby
    Without no pants on!
    Your love belongs to me
    Without no pants on!
    At night, when you're asleep
    (Without no pants on!)
    Into your tent I'll creep
    Without no pants on!

    Etc.

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  89. Jus'speakin'th'truth6:55 PM

    You mean, like "Reagan"omics? Just to say, you both do it.
    All the damn time. This ain't new ground we're tilling, toots.

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  90. ELEVENTY DIMENSIONAL CHESS!

    ALINSKY!
    ~

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  91. Bullshit carries its lunchpail to work everyday, Roy. It's no goldbricking me-first gloreeeboy.
    ~

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  92. Dark Chutney6:58 PM

    Watch out, you may go for a shower and have monkey mush on you

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  93. Dark Chutney6:58 PM

    You still making a whole lot of no cents

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  94. Dark Chutney6:59 PM

    God Bless George Zimmerman and Officer Wilson. True American HEROS. 2 hoddie's wearing thugs off the streets.

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  95. Dark Chutney7:01 PM

    One other point, NFL to suspend all 5 of those violent making thug Rams. They should all be suspended for the season and thrown out of the league with no pay. Then they can join Mike Sams and the rest of the hoodie wearing thugs on the streets without their Rolex

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  96. Dark Chutney7:01 PM

    You need to shave your pussy. I know that much

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  97. Dark Chutney7:02 PM

    You are a real fookin moron

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  98. Dark Chutney7:03 PM

    Just do us all a favor and shut the Fook up

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  99. Dark Chutney7:03 PM

    Really? No one gives a shite

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  100. Dark Chutney7:04 PM

    No they say thank God for white police officers.

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  101. Dark Chutney7:05 PM

    Just control yourself and shut the Fook up, you piece of shite. Go get a job you fookin loser

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  102. Dark Chutney7:07 PM

    Sure you can have a cat, a home, computer, cable, electricity but you can't spend your time looking for a job, you fookin scum of the earth.

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  103. Dark Chutney7:08 PM

    You said it. You tit sucking off obozo's nipple. Loser

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  104. Dark Chutney7:09 PM

    Because you now speak in EBONICS. Another group of unemployed losers

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  105. Dark Chutney7:09 PM

    Howdy Asshole

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  106. Dark Chutney7:10 PM

    Hey asswipe. How the Fook are you?

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  107. Dark Chutney7:10 PM

    Why don't you tell everyone Frances that you are an unemployed 50 something year old loser who claims to have 'a very healthy' relationship with that fat lesbo Fook Amanda Marcotte?

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  108. Ellis_Weiner7:10 PM

    Ooh, there's a troll in the room. Quick, Henry, the Flit.

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  109. Give ‘em an inch and they start offering healthcare to sick people. Disgusting.

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  110. Dark Chutney7:11 PM

    Oh just shut the Fook up. Will you already?

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  111. Dark Chutney7:11 PM

    Just shut the Fook up jerk off.

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  112. Oh, look, Dennis and a parade of loser's downvotes.

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  113. Dark Chutney7:13 PM

    On lookie, Pere and the unemployed queer back again. Looking for a job Pere?

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  114. After all, what society really needs right now is men who can turn everything into a diatribe about their inability to form or maintain relationships with the opposite sex, taking their own failures and extrapolating them into the root cause of big, complicated issues because it’s just common sense.

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  115. Dark Chutney7:14 PM

    Really, that's all you got? You fookin loser

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  116. Does someone shy have a new nym?

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  117. Oh well, you never really know anyone online, do you? Not only might I be a dog, but I might also be a dog without a good eddication in grammar.

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  118. Dark Chutney7:15 PM

    You mean fat slobs who sit on their ass all day and collect food stamps?

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  119. "monkey mush"? Christ. Does his mommy know he's on the electric word box again?

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  120. davdoodles7:15 PM

    "hoddie's".
    "hoddie's wearing".
    "2 hoddie's wearing".

    Poster boy for the culture wars. The best of their best.
    .

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  121. donkey-felching cockwomble

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  122. But if I shave her in winter, she won't want to go outside, and I'll have to put a little sweater on her.

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  123. Can someone catch me up on who this troll is? I've been away a bit, and all I can gather is that his name is Dennis and he's a bit obsessed with you.

    I have to say, he doesn't really cut it as a troll. We used to have quality trolls around these parts.

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  124. I was working at the zoo late one night...

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  125. Tits can suck off nipples?

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  126. Maybe they're both bricklayers.

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  127. How disappointing for you. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-rams-players-ferguson-protesters-20141201-story.html

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  128. And once again, the loser's prize: a horde of "This comment was deleted" notes.

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  129. Disboose7:44 PM

    My friends were in a band called Dawn of Revolution. I joined them for a rendition of "We're Not Gonna Take It" at the 7th grade talent show. Sadly, there was no revolution to follow and we all took it daily for the rest of our time in Middle School.

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  130. "Dennis" (aka "Chief Wahoo", aka "Cupcake", aka "Frank") is evidently a chronic troll here and on Crooks & Liars, where he daily adopts a new Disqus account and stalks five or six of us in god only knows what kind of sick personal obsession; I'm evidently "IT" lately because I dared call Darrin Wilson a "racist" and that butthurt the lil' dahhhling because reasons.

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  131. susanoftexas7:59 PM

    I've done the same thing and I used to be an English teacher. It's easy to forget the little things.
    I have to say that Megan McArdle does this sort of pecking order thing much better than JV. He or she is much more subtle but utterly lacks the entertaining schoolgirl flounce.

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  132. satch8:09 PM

    Are you sure you're not thinking of Don Martin?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Martin_%28cartoonist%29

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  133. I couldn't remember who it was so I googled "cartoonists" and Berg was the closest name I could come up with but I think you are right.

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  134. Everybody's got to have a hobby and, presumably, people who are decompensating or have some kind of split personality (yes, I know that's not a real thing but let me play, ok?) would have more than one.

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  135. Sounds like the beginning of a great blues song.

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  136. The FBI tapped my great uncle's phone and house. A friend of mine later found out from a cop/ex FBI guy she was working with who'd been on the detail surveilling him that they had bugged lamps and a statue too. Since she and I had lived in the apartment and used to say treasounous things into the lamps and the statue (of a resting woman) we thought that was pretty funny.

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  137. Sure! send it to me care of...uh...uh...well, just let me know what I owe you and I'll definitely put a check in the mail.

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  138. gocart mozart8:35 PM

    Pere, you made me Google the word "cockwobble", I shall add it to my vocabulary.

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  139. Visual aid:
    http://mariamuir.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cockwomble1.jpg

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  140. sharculese9:16 PM

    I get that you're a weirdo stalker dullard who says nonsense like 'toots,' but it took me like 5 seconds of internetting to find out 'Reaganomics' was coined by Paul Harvey.

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  141. John Wesley Hardin9:20 PM

    Where's that 'infinite upvote' button I asked Disqus for?

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  142. John Wesley Hardin9:24 PM

    Yes, Aimai, (sips tea, adjusts monocle) we're all so veddy, veddy disappointed with you. This isn't the way we raised you, you know. All that time spent in the boarding school; whatever did you do in there? Didn't Mummy and I take you to the countryside enough? Needless to say, she's devastated.

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  143. John Wesley Hardin9:26 PM

    Upvoted for creativity, or at least novelty.

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  144. There's something mind-bogglingly surreal about a bunch of spittle-flecked loons looking at Obama, the coolest, most level-headed individual to inhabit the White House, and talk about his "rage" and his "riots".

    Projecting like a motherfucking IMAX, they are.

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  145. Brother Yam9:30 PM

    This comment has a pretty mouth...

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  146. It's Cyber Monday, he bought himself a buttload of butthurt.

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  147. About time you were hanging around these parts!

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  148. Marcotti con Chutney9:32 PM

    Seems both sides do this.

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  149. Thes comment has a purty mouf...

    Fixed for additional South Caroliniscity.

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  150. What a chlamydial chopnut’s cheesebag.

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  151. Marcotti con Chutney9:35 PM

    We are all Amanda Marcottians.

    Today and every day.

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  152. Moronic mallard’s minge.

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  153. I was hoping it was this:

    http://www.hark.com/clips/cqgcclrsmf-you-know-that-guy-aint-shit-sorry-ass-motherfucker-aint-got-nothing-on-me-right-nothin

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  154. Mara Liasson has published her list of the Dreamiest GOP Wingnuts of 2016, and, boy, is it a load of cockwomblery.

    For those of you who don't recognize all of them, here's the list.

    Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Scott
    Walker, Mike Pence, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Susana
    Martinez, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, Carly Fiorina,
    George Pataki, John Thune, Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump, Bob Corker,
    Mike Huckabee, Peter King, Bob Ehrlich and Paul Ryan.

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  155. Once again, facts have a liberal bias, unlike Paul Harvey.

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  156. davdoodles9:49 PM

    That's not how you spell Séamus, Shirley.
    .

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  157. ChiliConChutney9:49 PM

    god Bless Ted Nugent. Killing and Grilling BABY

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  158. ChiliConChutney9:49 PM

    Justice was served. #fergusongrandjury. We love you all

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  159. ChiliConChutney9:50 PM

    Oh look, it's fook face Pere

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  160. ChiliConChutney9:50 PM

    Just wear granny panties

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  161. Killing and grilling babies? What kind of freakish monster are you?

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  162. ChiliConChutney9:50 PM

    It's up your ass and around the corner

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  163. sharculese9:50 PM

    In all seriousness, what do you get out of this?

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  164. ChiliConChutney9:51 PM

    Hey Ellis you fookin heeb. How's the Kifilta fish?

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  165. Remember, your response will be weighted against those of normal, reasonable people with at least three picograms of compassion.

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  166. sharculese9:52 PM

    straight up all I did was type 'reaganomics' into wikipedia.

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  167. ChiliConChutney9:52 PM

    Go cart- you jack arse. How the titties?

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  168. ChiliConChutney9:52 PM

    Sure, all you unemployed fooks on this blog need to get a life and that includes you

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  169. ChiliConChutney9:53 PM

    Pere- how about you get a job, you fookin unemployed loser?

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  170. ChiliConChutney9:53 PM

    When did you turn into a queer?

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  171. davdoodles9:53 PM

    Nobody Kills-n-Grills Baby in the corner.
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  172. The library must be open late this evening, or maybe they just don't want to toss out the freak with his pants around his ankles and his miniscule peener in his hand because of, I dunno, political correctness or something.

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  173. How's that going to keep my cat warm?

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  174. ChiliConChutney9:54 PM

    You fookin bald pussy

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  175. ChiliConChutney9:54 PM

    Why don't you tell everyone Frances that you are an unemployed 50 something year old loser who claims to have 'a very healthy' relationship with that fat lesbo Fook Amanda Marcotte?

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  176. No, no, no. You don't grill baby.

    You have to braise it.

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  177. ChiliConChutney9:55 PM

    Do us a favor and shut the Fook up you bald pussy

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  178. Another steaming hot order of "this comment was deleted", coming right up!

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  179. Political correctness? Why, that would make him an Obamatroll, with a side order of extra Alinski!

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  180. ChiliConChutney9:56 PM

    I'd kick your ass in anything and everything

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  181. No no no, the LIBRARY's PC, because Obama and something something horse fucking. Or something.

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  182. You should use petroleum jelly for that rash between your legs.

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  183. ChiliConChutney9:56 PM

    Hahaha. NOT. Obozo lover

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  184. FrenchFriar9:56 PM

    Noooge poops his pants when he knows the other guy is firing back.

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  185. Comments like this are proof, as if it were needed, that natural selection isn’t working because the morons are not being weeded out before they get old enough to breed and pass on their guff to another generation.

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  186. FrenchFriar9:57 PM

    If you love it, marry it. Freak.

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  187. ChiliConChutney9:57 PM

    You still pounding out useless missives on the Internet hoping that someone may offer you a job. How about we start a page. Pereisafookindouchebag dot com?

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  188. Oh, look, pond scum knows how to post on the Internet. Have a good evening, loser.

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  189. ChiliConChutney9:58 PM

    You are so fookin ugly

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  190. What must it be like to be absolutely wrong about everything? And not just wrong, as in ‘not right’, but so completely wide of the mark – like, 6,000 miles at 90 degrees to the mark – that people only ever look at you out the side of their heads, with panic in their eyes, while they’re slowly edging away, muttering about you to their friends. Their actual friends. People they want to spend their time with. Awful, I should think.

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  191. ChiliConChutney9:58 PM

    It's a raw pussy. Oh it's you Pere Ubu

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  192. blah barble blah massive turdgobbler

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  193. How many 'nyms must a troll go by,
    Before you call him a troll?
    And how many turds must the creep let fly,
    From his prolapsed butt-hole?

    The answer, my chum, is an ungodly sum,
    The answer is some ungodly sum.

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  194. ChiliConChutney10:00 PM

    Get a job, life and a life you fudge packing unemployed loser

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  195. It's like a Hydra of stupid.

    Cut off one account and two more derps grow in its place.

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  196. shocktreatment10:00 PM

    It's all too typical, he's out of liquor and his disability doesn't arrive 'til the third.

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  197. irrelevant shitmunching tossburger

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  198. sharculese10:01 PM

    I honestly can't imagine doing this if I wasn't blind drunk.

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