While Quincy has a claim to being the progenitor of the CSI shows, the tools at Klugman’s crime-solving disposal now appear medieval, and the show is today mostly remembered for “Next Stop Nowhere” a late-period episode in which Quincy saves a troubled teen from the clutches of L.A.’s then-thriving punk rock culture. Made long after social causes of the week and Klugman’s penchant for soppy lecturing had begun to capsize the series, the fabled punk rock episode serves as an ironic touchstone for aging hipsters keen to remember when they were all scary and hilarious. On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.Always fighting the last culture war, these guys. But where do they stand on beatniks?
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Monday, November 17, 2014
WITH THEIR SPITTIN' AND THEIR ANTICS...
National Review's Tim Cavanaugh does an obit for Glen Larson, the TV producer who died recently. One of Larson's shows was "Quincy, M.E.," which gives Cavanaugh an opportunity to correct the record on a malign social influence from years past:
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On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.
ReplyDeleteFucking Quincy pulled that shit after Black Flag invited them to their TV party?
It's too bad Jack Webb has been gone for 30 years, otherwise they'd be able to point to Dragnet and punch some hippies.
ReplyDelete...and who does this madonner thinks she is anyway?
ReplyDeleteJonah probably cut Cavanagh in the break room for beating him to the Glen Larson obit. Being able to drone on and on about Battlestar Galactica and The A Team would be a dream assignment for Jonah.
ReplyDeleteWhat? He couldn't work in something about Johnny Rotten speaking for all liberals? Or maybe something about how Sid Viscious was actually working for the Dukakis campaign?
ReplyDeleteSorry. I gotta give two scalpels down.
I had no idea Cavanaugh's high-school girlfriend dumped him for a guy with a mohawk.
ReplyDeleteI guess we can forget about some asshole writing a new "50 Most Conservative Punk Songs" post for a while.
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever see the CHIPS episode where a band called Pain was the collective bad guy? This song is actually pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyMjIccjL4
ReplyDeleteWait until Cavanaugh finds out Alan Smithee isn't a real person.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, here's the "Next Stop, Nowhere" highlight reel that Cavanaugh posted to reinforce his case. This aired in 1982, by the way.
ReplyDeleteNext month at National Review: The conservative triumph of Barnaby Jones. A Quinn Martin Production.
ReplyDeleteIt's no fun when the latest autopsy inspires a song, not revulsion.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/12/25/1356427388731/Jack-Klugman-as-Quincy-011.jpg
I want to carve a Roman numeral in stone in one punch of the chisel in honor of this comment.
ReplyDeleteCavanaugh is right. Thanks, Ronald Reagan!
ReplyDeleteA second-hand shart, as it were?
ReplyDeleteAnd a safety pin through his nasal septum as well!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a cool party...
ReplyDeleteForcing you into a codeine overdose? Ahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhhhhhhhhaha
ReplyDelete...sorry...
Classic comment at NRO: "Man, the opening credits of Magnum take me back. What a great show and a great time to be an American. Not like today."
ReplyDeleteDon't worry dude, flares will be back in fashion soon.
He probably doesn't know who they were.
ReplyDeleteIs that Anita Gillette of game show fame?
ReplyDeleteI do remember all the angry letters to Maximum Rock & Roll complaining about "Quincy punks"
ReplyDeleteBeatniks? They're still whining about Flappers.
ReplyDeleteSo that's what I was really like? No wonder I had so much fun back then!
ReplyDeleteSaw a blind man the other day
ReplyDeleteTook his pencils and ran away
"You work here?"
"I'm with the coroner's office."
"Suuuure! I've heard you guys play before. Great band!"
"This guy's been zapped by the brain police!"
Scheduled for Jonah's March 18th, 2019 column
ReplyDeleteFugazi really killed Chandra Levy.
ReplyDeleteI prefer The Misfits from "Jem and the Holograms"
ReplyDeleteDon't be surprised if London Calling makes the list.
ReplyDeleteI hear this Toulouse Lautrec guy drinks absinthe and carouses with women of ill repute!
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing to sneeze at!
ReplyDeleteI hear this Toulouse Lautrec guy drinks absinthe and associates with women of ill repute!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget how Joe Strummer administered a fatal insulin shot to his socialite wife and tried to pin the blame on Maggie Thatcher.
ReplyDeleteDanzig was a cartoon?
ReplyDeleteGuy?
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you get sushi and don't pay.
ReplyDeleteI know right?
ReplyDeleteWe've got nothing better to do
ReplyDeleteThan watch TV and blame some Hollywood Jew.
What are we gonna write about? I don't know
We are the bloggers for the N-R-O!
Lena Dunham!
Barry Hussein!
Biden!
ALINSKI!!!
But all they wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.
ReplyDeleteThe Party cannot fail Quincy, only Quincy can fail the party.
ReplyDelete"Guns don't die. But people do." - Dr. R. Quincy, M.E. Season 7 Episode 10.
"
Relevant.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI
in the generic sense, which makes the guy Will Shatter I think
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, right-wingers have got to stop fixating on the past and start talking about the real contemporary threats to our social order, which is those kids wearing their underpants outside their pants.
ReplyDeleteI've got my head up my ass
ReplyDeleteand my
ass in a cast
I’m so full of shit that my gut's gonna blast
I've
got my head up my ass
The Corner Jerks
Kids today with their Twitter-Twits and their Hippity-Hops
ReplyDeleteNow war is declared and battle come down
ReplyDeleteThis reads like Quincy: The Column
ReplyDeleteMOTHUA...tell your children not to play with jem...
ReplyDeleteOn a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.
ReplyDeleteFace it, Roy. He has you dead to rights.
+1 guest spot on the twilight zone
ReplyDeleteShed no tears for the wingnut bleating,
ReplyDeleteHe once held the gun.
He once held the key.
Now his readers will whine and whine and whine.
No tears wasted, no sorrow, no pity, no, no crying, no loss.!
Do not forget "Gums of Brixton", an ode to the poor dental health of South London.
ReplyDeleteBut Jonah wouldn't give it to them... because he drank it.
ReplyDeleteShakespeare, even.
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/566731/sundays-with-the-christianists-shakespeare-was-a-pagan-maybe-a-homo
"Overdose" is almost an anagram for "Edroso", so check and mate, loony libs!!!
ReplyDeleteJohnny Ramone would be bitterly disappointed to see his party forsake him in this manner.
ReplyDeleteQuincy, M.E. is Hamlet in Glen Larson's "Poor Yorick"
ReplyDelete"Finally, a sensible, salt-of-the-Earth Dane!" -- Rex Reed
I thought it would at least be funny, it was just pitiful.
ReplyDeleteDon't they already have a plaque?
ReplyDeleteSmart phone make me look dumb! (We've all had troubles with these things--just ask Aimai!)
ReplyDelete"Unwavering dedication to tooth, justice and the British Way"
ReplyDeleteThat's the short version of, right?
ReplyDeleteWhen I nod my head, you hit it.
ReplyDelete"...punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose." Wow, just like the black gang members of today. Or is it the Mexicans? Wait, Muslims!
ReplyDeleteI just have trouble with some one basing their Judgey McJudgester act on a 1970s and 80s crime show. I do recall a friend who had a client who based his view of American agriculture on episodes of Bonanza, however.
ReplyDeleteIs it "get off my lawn and pull your pants up" or "pull up your pants and get off my lawn"?
ReplyDeleteI would like to have a couple of brews with this comment.
ReplyDeleteHave pornstaches ever gone out of style?
ReplyDeleteFlappers, I think you mean Romantic poets. Something characterized by vivid and colourful language, evocative of elevating themes and ideas is anti-modern conservatism. Plus the licentiousness of the Shelley's and Byron and Coleridge's drug fueled ravings are not to be countenanced!!11!1!
ReplyDeleteI want to know what Karl Malden's nose has to say about these shenanigans.
ReplyDelete.
Whats the word on the Streets of San Francisco, Karl's nose?
ReplyDeleteWorst production of "The Revenger's Tragedy" EVAH.
ReplyDeleteThey are, indeed, beyondstyle…fewkin Vlad Tepes sported one, for Gawd's Sake.
ReplyDeleteRudy (G) Can't Fail
ReplyDelete"What a great show and a great time to be an American." Wrong on both counts, but you do get our consolation prize: a life-sized replica of Ronald Reagan's head crafted from enriched uranium.
ReplyDeletepull up your lawn and get off my pants. but then I am old and sometimes get confused
ReplyDeleteEnriched? See what Reagan does? Trickledown my friends!
ReplyDeleteBadumTISS!
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas stinks
ReplyDeleteGod save the Queen
ReplyDeletewe mean it man
Joberg will still weigh in on it. "To the dismay of many liberals...if readers could look at some of [insert dead person's name] work and do a quick review for me to plagiarise, that'd be great."
ReplyDeleteI got out of the boat and brought back a science fiction mango, or perhaps a space-palm: "Harlan Ellison is a preening hypocrite of the first order who spends his life glomming off the fame of being the writer of the most famous of Star Trek episodes."
ReplyDeleteRight. Yes, tell me more about Harlan Ellison who became famous from writing one Star Trek episode. I mean, it worked for David Gerrold, right?
This is true if you ignore the 20 gazillion other things Ellison has done.
ReplyDeleteDirty Fucking Hippies in Space: Coming soon to a Jonah Goldberg column near you.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRewcZXEMb8
Not for this guy http://www.wnd.com/author/jfarah/
ReplyDeleteI fought the law and nothing happened because I was white.
ReplyDeleteAnd everything's acid get it? Like, it's all beautiful but it's acid and it kills 'em man. It's a metaphor the size of a fuckin' planet, dude, ya can't miss!
ReplyDeleteCount Pornstachula
ReplyDeleteIKR? Dumbass probably thinks he's a science fiction fan but never heard of Dangerous Visions or any of Ellison's short stories.
ReplyDeleteWot you needs a Holiday in Cambodia
ReplyDeleteShane McGownan would like a word (and possibly some fisticuffs).
ReplyDeleteDon't be surprised if Know Your Rights makes the list.
ReplyDeleteI once heard Ted Haggard say something very similar.
ReplyDelete...uh, a friend of mine heard him say that.
Someone should post a comment over there noting how Quincy was based on the memoir of retired Medical Examiner Thomas Noguchi but, in the series, the M.E. was played by a white guy and the assistant was Asian.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, Golden Shower of Hits still totally works as an album title.
ReplyDelete"Boy and His Dog".
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty momumental
The First Aurini!
ReplyDeleteShane is the "After" picture to scare kids into flossing and out of heroin addiction.
ReplyDeleteGive them Obamacare and they think they don't have to worry about chafing anymore. See, Barry? See what you've done to Young America?
ReplyDeleteI reach, brother!
ReplyDeleteA creche crasher if ever there was one.
ReplyDeleteWasn't that how Felix Unger died? One last, tragic attempt to clear his sinuses before Oscar came home from work?
ReplyDeleteUp-rated for "space-palm."
ReplyDeleteOh god the "Exploding Forehead" episode. I never understood how that got past the censors.
ReplyDeleteAlternately:
ReplyDeleteI too have sung derp's praises
But I'm not gonna sing that song anymore.
If the clouds also make you confused, you should shout at them. It helps.
ReplyDeleteor a cheap holiday in other people's misery, because I got a reasonable economy
ReplyDeleteShane was never in Brixton. The Angel Islington was more his manor.
ReplyDeleteKill the Poor.
ReplyDeleteas long as they don't listen to the lyrics (and they never do)
ReplyDeleteYou have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime
Unless it was done
By a policeman or aristocrat
I have no brain and I must comment.
ReplyDeletesadly it will forsake him 3 times before the cock crows
ReplyDeleteNah. Johnny Ramone would turn on his peers in a nanosecond. It's the nature of the wingnut beast.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Don Johnson starred in the movie version. and NOT as the dog
ReplyDeleteThis comment's got no reason to....
ReplyDelete"What's that you say, Lassie? My socks and jacket don't go together? Damn! Come on Tibbs let's roll to Atrium, clothes for life"
ReplyDeleteJust wait JUST YOU WAIT 'til they find out about these Grunges and their flannel parties or whatever.
ReplyDeleteGood Heavens! And the Incroyables and Merveilleuses!
ReplyDelete...and once we get rid of that dunham, it'll be all...
ReplyDeleteEllison hated the movie version.
ReplyDeleteHey, Hey We're The Grungies
ReplyDeleteand people say we're crazy and rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcmPg-eehc
When was Roger Sterling on Dragnet?
ReplyDeleteAt least they'll always have gimcrackry, salt water taffy, and spatterdashes.
ReplyDeleteTwirling their Snidely Whiplash moustaches while listening to Sousa marches on the Victrola.
Sure, all that slightly too-fast, jerky, grainy, black-and-white walking they do in those new-fangled moving pictures looks a little tiring.
But it's tradition, damn you to heck!
.
Codeine, runnin' all round my spleen.
ReplyDeletedeceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murderPaging James O'Keefe. James O'Keefe to the whitey courtesy phone, please.
ReplyDelete"You get your intern to write that for you, Herbert?"
ReplyDeleteIYKWIMAITYD.
ReplyDeleteYou could take enough of the old aspirin / codeine tablets to get reasonably whacked, but the aspirin overdose made your ears ring and your stomach bleed (or so I hear from a friend).
ReplyDeletePrecisely.
ReplyDeleteLSD in the water supply...
ReplyDeletePLAID ONESIES!!!
ReplyDeleteEbola Nurses!
ReplyDeletedeceitful social predators! Thems the very worst kind of predators!
ReplyDelete(clicks bottles of Pepto-Bismol together) Culture warriors...come out to play...
ReplyDeleteSurely "The Big Hairs"?
ReplyDeleteTo err is human, but Toulouse... Lautrec.
ReplyDeleteWhile Quincy has a claim to being the progenitor of the CSI shows
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, but tell us how the groundwork for the Reagan Revolution was laid by Mannix.
I was at the last Sex Pistols concert (really was) in SF, and I can testify that pretty much everyone there was either framing someone for murder or forcing someone into a codeine overdose. The truly hardcore among us were framing people for forcing codeine overdoses on other people. Good times!
ReplyDeleteHeaven knows, it never stops the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteI can no longer shop happily.
ReplyDeleteDogs is red-green colour-blind so DO NOT LET THEM PICK YOUR CLOTHES.
ReplyDeletethe conservatives are pissed because they never got the special offer
ReplyDeleteEver get the feeling you've been cheated?
ReplyDeleteDon't be so hard on yourself for your perfectly understandable conflation of "vicious" and "viscous." Why, I once entertained Sid as an overnight guest, and he ended up staying for over a fortnight because it took that long for him to stir.
ReplyDeleteAbsinthe makes his heart go Fonda.
ReplyDeleteOh YES one Ben Stiller Show please.
ReplyDeleteI can be a bit slow, but that's only because I'm thick.
ReplyDeleteJust look at the smile on Ronnie's face! He's positively beaming!
ReplyDeleteIn Levittown did Irving Kahn a lovely cape house decree,
ReplyDeleteWhere Alf the sacred Neuman dwelt,
And Sylvia, his wife so svelt.
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I must go down to the garbage dump
To the lonely dump and sky.
And all I ask is a garbage truck
and a star to steer her by.
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Yeah. The '60s. Remember staring at the sun for hours and hours? I don't either.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the REAL effect of codeine "overdose" was monumental constipation. Maybe THAT'S his problem?
ReplyDeleteHarlan Ellison has been writing TV longer than Mr. Cavanaugh has been having hot dinners, so fuck you, Timmy me boy.
ReplyDeleteBlood proved dogs have good taste.
ReplyDeleteGood taste... he he he...
El Presidente said I had to wear them on the outside so they cold make sure they're clean.
ReplyDeleteTea Bag Party tonight! Tea Bag Party tonight!
ReplyDeleteI would like to greet a person from Porlock with this comment.
ReplyDeleteNRO is still pissed about the whole "upright walking and hitting rocks together to make the fire" thing.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should tell Jonah. It'd help with the sharting.
ReplyDeleteOr this guy:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.toptalkradio.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/medved101.jpg
The 1970s foresaw the age of wingnuts:
ReplyDeletehttp://images.moviepostershop.com/year-of-the-yahoo-movie-poster-1972-1020429076.jpg
Ah one of those "slaves didn't have it so bad" guys. Haven't heard of him lately, maybe he's on book leave or something.
ReplyDeleteWho are the brain police?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuABc9ZNtrA
Thank god.
ReplyDelete*CLANG* *CLANG*
ReplyDeleteMARK VI
Shane is apparently, against all odds, still alive. Wonders never cease.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in an attic there is a painting of him and it looks pretty damn fine.
ReplyDelete"The Cold-Blooded TV Experts And Their Hot-Blooded Women Take Over Politics -- And How!"
ReplyDeletePrescient, I'd say. Maybe Roger Ailes had something to do with this flick.
Oh, it all makes sense now. Edroso has to short for Edrosoev
ReplyDeleteTibbs or Tubbs?
ReplyDeleteI knew a guy who was a Romilar addict. He was blond and pink all over.
ReplyDeleteI've been asking for years: where are those acid flashbacks they promised us?
ReplyDeleteI think it is Tubbs. Although they could have done away with surnames on that show
ReplyDelete"You're the killers! Your whole sick society!"
ReplyDeleteneeds to be the next "I learned it by watching you!"
And a Ferrari that could probably be outrun by my Nissan Juke crossover.
ReplyDeleteV. Edroso
ReplyDeleteAs in Vladimir Alinsky! Edroso.
On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.
ReplyDeleteIs Cavanaugh speaking from experience here? If so he needs to dump NRO and spend some time working on his memoirs. By which I mean dictating them to someone who can write.
Tell me "Cavanaugh's girlfriend dumped him for _________." Fill in the blank however you like. I'll still believe it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you had them and didn't notice.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Cavanaugh's high-school girlfriend dumped him for a mohawk.
ReplyDeleteJust the hair. That's how bad it was.
No plots, just guys and girls, doin' nice simple things, up against Nazis and Fifth Columnists... And no Jewish writers, either!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Right Guard just might help you here, because IOKIYAR.
ReplyDeleteAh jeez. The image seems to be broken, but I clicked on it and went to the link, and the picture was there. I didn't know how good I had it.
ReplyDeleteIt's also nothing to cough at.
ReplyDeleteIt walks around telling great big lies.
ReplyDeleteHey, no fair! You'd have to read for pleasure to know about most of them.
ReplyDeleteHere in Canada, they still sell aspirin/Tylenol with codeine, but it also has a ton of caffeine, so you wind up kind of whacked and buzzed at the same time. It's not exactly the sort of thing you would take for shits and giggles, unless you were really masochistic.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I do specialise in cross-border transshipment of Tylenol/codeine tabs.
That's not even an exaggeration. Half of all George Will columns seem to be fretting about the awful influence that William Blake person is having on our young.
ReplyDeleteNone of these hip-hopping grunge aficionados know thing ONE about a proper promenade down the sun-dappled avenue of a Sunday! Get tonic all over their spats and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteMan, that line would barely pass muster on a more-histrionic-than-average '60s Trek episode.
ReplyDelete"Don't leave home witho... You know what? Just don't leave home."
ReplyDeleteWhat about,like, if you were a vampire, like? Then you could have, like, a dog personal stylist, like, who would choose your clothes and be all cute too. A PUG!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, gosh, you George Bernard Shaw!
ReplyDeleteWriter responsible for everything he create!
"What's all that blue stuff?"
ReplyDelete"Oh, that's just the Cherenkov radiation. Don't worry about it."
Fixed, now.
ReplyDeleteGaze on his visage and despair.
Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Rudy.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Rudy!
"See, kids? He listened to The New York Dolls. And where did it get him?"
ReplyDeleteIt's in eye popping colour too, which must have been a bit painful
ReplyDeleteLet's Be Polite To The Landlord Man
ReplyDeleteStars and Stripes of Corruption When There's a Democrat In The White House
I Kill Children By Defunding SHCIP
Chemical Warfare and Too Drunk To Fuck still work just fine, though.
He's seemed to have gotten shafted on a LOT of his scripts.
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