Monday, November 17, 2014

WITH THEIR SPITTIN' AND THEIR ANTICS...

National Review's Tim Cavanaugh does an obit for Glen Larson, the TV producer who died recently. One of Larson's shows was "Quincy, M.E.," which gives Cavanaugh an opportunity to correct the record on a malign social influence from years past:
While Quincy has a claim to being the progenitor of the CSI shows, the tools at Klugman’s crime-solving disposal now appear medieval, and the show is today mostly remembered for “Next Stop Nowhere” a late-period episode in which Quincy saves a troubled teen from the clutches of L.A.’s then-thriving punk rock culture. Made long after social causes of the week and Klugman’s penchant for soppy lecturing had begun to capsize the series, the fabled punk rock episode serves as an ironic touchstone for aging hipsters keen to remember when they were all scary and hilarious. On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.
Always fighting the last culture war, these guys. But where do they stand on beatniks?

386 comments:

  1. On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.

    Fucking Quincy pulled that shit after Black Flag invited them to their TV party?

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  2. Giant Monster Gamera2:56 PM

    It's too bad Jack Webb has been gone for 30 years, otherwise they'd be able to point to Dragnet and punch some hippies.

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  3. ...and who does this madonner thinks she is anyway?

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  4. Jonah probably cut Cavanagh in the break room for beating him to the Glen Larson obit. Being able to drone on and on about Battlestar Galactica and The A Team would be a dream assignment for Jonah.

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  5. What? He couldn't work in something about Johnny Rotten speaking for all liberals? Or maybe something about how Sid Viscious was actually working for the Dukakis campaign?

    Sorry. I gotta give two scalpels down.

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  6. BigHank533:08 PM

    I had no idea Cavanaugh's high-school girlfriend dumped him for a guy with a mohawk.

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  7. I guess we can forget about some asshole writing a new "50 Most Conservative Punk Songs" post for a while.

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  8. LeeWooJin3:26 PM

    Anyone ever see the CHIPS episode where a band called Pain was the collective bad guy? This song is actually pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyMjIccjL4

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  9. mgmonklewis3:41 PM

    Wait until Cavanaugh finds out Alan Smithee isn't a real person.

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  10. For the record, here's the "Next Stop, Nowhere" highlight reel that Cavanaugh posted to reinforce his case. This aired in 1982, by the way.

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  11. mgmonklewis3:48 PM

    Next month at National Review: The conservative triumph of Barnaby Jones. A Quinn Martin Production.

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  12. It's no fun when the latest autopsy inspires a song, not revulsion.

    http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/12/25/1356427388731/Jack-Klugman-as-Quincy-011.jpg

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  13. I want to carve a Roman numeral in stone in one punch of the chisel in honor of this comment.

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  14. That Guy3:54 PM

    Cavanaugh is right. Thanks, Ronald Reagan!

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  15. A second-hand shart, as it were?

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  16. And a safety pin through his nasal septum as well!

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  17. Kordo3:55 PM

    Sounds like a cool party...

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  18. randomworker3:57 PM

    Forcing you into a codeine overdose? Ahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhhhhhhhhaha
    ...sorry...

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  19. ken_lov3:57 PM

    Classic comment at NRO: "Man, the opening credits of Magnum take me back. What a great show and a great time to be an American. Not like today."


    Don't worry dude, flares will be back in fashion soon.

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  20. M. Krebs3:59 PM

    He probably doesn't know who they were.

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  21. M. Krebs4:01 PM

    Is that Anita Gillette of game show fame?

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  22. J Neo Marvin4:10 PM

    I do remember all the angry letters to Maximum Rock & Roll complaining about "Quincy punks"

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  23. Boxster1114:13 PM

    Beatniks? They're still whining about Flappers.

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  24. Cato the Censor4:14 PM

    So that's what I was really like? No wonder I had so much fun back then!

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  25. Tom Hartley4:15 PM

    Saw a blind man the other day
    Took his pencils and ran away

    "You work here?"
    "I'm with the coroner's office."
    "Suuuure! I've heard you guys play before. Great band!"

    "This guy's been zapped by the brain police!"

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  26. Brian Schlosser4:16 PM

    Scheduled for Jonah's March 18th, 2019 column

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  27. Brian Schlosser4:18 PM

    Fugazi really killed Chandra Levy.

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  28. Brian Schlosser4:20 PM

    I prefer The Misfits from "Jem and the Holograms"

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  29. Don't be surprised if London Calling makes the list.

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  30. Brian Schlosser4:22 PM

    I hear this Toulouse Lautrec guy drinks absinthe and carouses with women of ill repute!

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  31. That's nothing to sneeze at!

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  32. Brian Schlosser4:23 PM

    I hear this Toulouse Lautrec guy drinks absinthe and associates with women of ill repute!

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  33. Don't forget how Joe Strummer administered a fatal insulin shot to his socialite wife and tried to pin the blame on Maggie Thatcher.

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  34. coozledad4:29 PM

    This is what happens when you get sushi and don't pay.

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  35. Brian Schlosser4:34 PM

    I know right?

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  36. We've got nothing better to do
    Than watch TV and blame some Hollywood Jew.
    What are we gonna write about? I don't know
    We are the bloggers for the N-R-O!
    Lena Dunham!
    Barry Hussein!
    Biden!
    ALINSKI!!!

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  37. J Neo Marvin4:36 PM

    But all they wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.

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  38. davdoodles4:46 PM

    The Party cannot fail Quincy, only Quincy can fail the party.
    "Guns don't die. But people do." - Dr. R. Quincy, M.E. Season 7 Episode 10.
    "

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  39. gocart mozart4:47 PM

    Relevant.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI

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  40. billcinsd4:47 PM

    in the generic sense, which makes the guy Will Shatter I think

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  41. hellslittlestangel4:47 PM

    In all seriousness, right-wingers have got to stop fixating on the past and start talking about the real contemporary threats to our social order, which is those kids wearing their underpants outside their pants.

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  42. coozledad4:48 PM

    I've got my head up my ass
    and my
    ass in a cast

    I’m so full of shit that my gut's gonna blast
    I've
    got my head up my ass





    The Corner Jerks

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  43. gocart mozart4:49 PM

    Kids today with their Twitter-Twits and their Hippity-Hops

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  44. billcinsd4:58 PM

    Now war is declared and battle come down

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  45. Jay B.5:08 PM

    This reads like Quincy: The Column

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  46. MOTHUA...tell your children not to play with jem...

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  47. Jay B.5:10 PM

    On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.


    Face it, Roy. He has you dead to rights.

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  48. +1 guest spot on the twilight zone

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  49. J Neo Marvin5:13 PM

    Shed no tears for the wingnut bleating,
    He once held the gun.
    He once held the key.
    Now his readers will whine and whine and whine.
    No tears wasted, no sorrow, no pity, no, no crying, no loss.!

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  50. smut clyde5:14 PM

    Do not forget "Gums of Brixton", an ode to the poor dental health of South London.

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  51. But Jonah wouldn't give it to them... because he drank it.

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  52. coozledad5:16 PM

    Shakespeare, even.

    http://wonkette.com/566731/sundays-with-the-christianists-shakespeare-was-a-pagan-maybe-a-homo

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  53. "Overdose" is almost an anagram for "Edroso", so check and mate, loony libs!!!

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  54. J Neo Marvin5:18 PM

    Johnny Ramone would be bitterly disappointed to see his party forsake him in this manner.

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  55. Jay B.5:20 PM

    Quincy, M.E. is Hamlet in Glen Larson's "Poor Yorick"


    "Finally, a sensible, salt-of-the-Earth Dane!" -- Rex Reed

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  56. tigrismus5:22 PM

    I thought it would at least be funny, it was just pitiful.

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  57. Don't they already have a plaque?

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  58. Smart phone make me look dumb! (We've all had troubles with these things--just ask Aimai!)

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  59. Jay B.5:31 PM

    "Unwavering dedication to tooth, justice and the British Way"

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  60. That's the short version of, right?

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  61. When I nod my head, you hit it.

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  62. John Wesley Hardin5:35 PM

    "...punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose." Wow, just like the black gang members of today. Or is it the Mexicans? Wait, Muslims!

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  63. Another Kiwi5:37 PM

    I just have trouble with some one basing their Judgey McJudgester act on a 1970s and 80s crime show. I do recall a friend who had a client who based his view of American agriculture on episodes of Bonanza, however.

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  64. John Wesley Hardin5:37 PM

    Is it "get off my lawn and pull your pants up" or "pull up your pants and get off my lawn"?

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  65. John Wesley Hardin5:39 PM

    I would like to have a couple of brews with this comment.

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  66. Another Kiwi5:39 PM

    Have pornstaches ever gone out of style?

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  67. billcinsd5:39 PM

    Flappers, I think you mean Romantic poets. Something characterized by vivid and colourful language, evocative of elevating themes and ideas is anti-modern conservatism. Plus the licentiousness of the Shelley's and Byron and Coleridge's drug fueled ravings are not to be countenanced!!11!1!

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  68. davdoodles5:39 PM

    I want to know what Karl Malden's nose has to say about these shenanigans.
    .

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  69. Another Kiwi5:40 PM

    Whats the word on the Streets of San Francisco, Karl's nose?

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  70. smut clyde5:41 PM

    Worst production of "The Revenger's Tragedy" EVAH.

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  71. They are, indeed, beyondstyle…fewkin Vlad Tepes sported one, for Gawd's Sake.

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  72. Rudy (G) Can't Fail

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  73. John Wesley Hardin5:43 PM

    "What a great show and a great time to be an American." Wrong on both counts, but you do get our consolation prize: a life-sized replica of Ronald Reagan's head crafted from enriched uranium.

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  74. billcinsd5:43 PM

    pull up your lawn and get off my pants. but then I am old and sometimes get confused

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  75. Another Kiwi5:43 PM

    Enriched? See what Reagan does? Trickledown my friends!

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  76. Brian Schlosser5:44 PM

    BadumTISS!

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  77. billcinsd5:45 PM

    Michael Douglas stinks

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  78. Another Kiwi5:45 PM

    God save the Queen
    we mean it man

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  79. Another Kiwi5:49 PM

    Joberg will still weigh in on it. "To the dismay of many liberals...if readers could look at some of [insert dead person's name] work and do a quick review for me to plagiarise, that'd be great."

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  80. John Wesley Hardin5:53 PM

    I got out of the boat and brought back a science fiction mango, or perhaps a space-palm: "Harlan Ellison is a preening hypocrite of the first order who spends his life glomming off the fame of being the writer of the most famous of Star Trek episodes."


    Right. Yes, tell me more about Harlan Ellison who became famous from writing one Star Trek episode. I mean, it worked for David Gerrold, right?

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  81. Another Kiwi5:56 PM

    This is true if you ignore the 20 gazillion other things Ellison has done.

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  82. gocart mozart5:57 PM

    Dirty Fucking Hippies in Space: Coming soon to a Jonah Goldberg column near you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRewcZXEMb8

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  83. ken_lov5:57 PM

    Not for this guy http://www.wnd.com/author/jfarah/

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  84. John Wesley Hardin5:58 PM

    I fought the law and nothing happened because I was white.

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  85. John Wesley Hardin6:00 PM

    And everything's acid get it? Like, it's all beautiful but it's acid and it kills 'em man. It's a metaphor the size of a fuckin' planet, dude, ya can't miss!

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  86. Count Pornstachula

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  87. John Wesley Hardin6:02 PM

    IKR? Dumbass probably thinks he's a science fiction fan but never heard of Dangerous Visions or any of Ellison's short stories.

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  88. Wot you needs a Holiday in Cambodia

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  89. BigHank536:03 PM

    Shane McGownan would like a word (and possibly some fisticuffs).

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  90. BigHank536:04 PM

    Don't be surprised if Know Your Rights makes the list.

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  91. BigHank536:06 PM

    I once heard Ted Haggard say something very similar.

    ...uh, a friend of mine heard him say that.

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  92. John Wesley Hardin6:08 PM

    Someone should post a comment over there noting how Quincy was based on the memoir of retired Medical Examiner Thomas Noguchi but, in the series, the M.E. was played by a white guy and the assistant was Asian.

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  93. BigHank536:09 PM

    Oddly enough, Golden Shower of Hits still totally works as an album title.

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  94. Another Kiwi6:14 PM

    "Boy and His Dog".

    That's pretty momumental

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  95. TGuerrant6:15 PM

    The First Aurini!

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  96. Jay B.6:20 PM

    Shane is the "After" picture to scare kids into flossing and out of heroin addiction.

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  97. TGuerrant6:23 PM

    Give them Obamacare and they think they don't have to worry about chafing anymore. See, Barry? See what you've done to Young America?

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  98. J Neo Marvin6:23 PM

    I reach, brother!

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  99. TGuerrant6:25 PM

    A creche crasher if ever there was one.

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  100. TGuerrant6:27 PM

    Wasn't that how Felix Unger died? One last, tragic attempt to clear his sinuses before Oscar came home from work?

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  101. TGuerrant6:29 PM

    Up-rated for "space-palm."

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  102. Another Kiwi6:30 PM

    Oh god the "Exploding Forehead" episode. I never understood how that got past the censors.

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  103. J Neo Marvin6:35 PM

    Alternately:

    I too have sung derp's praises
    But I'm not gonna sing that song anymore.

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  104. tigrismus6:47 PM

    If the clouds also make you confused, you should shout at them. It helps.

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  105. billcinsd6:50 PM

    or a cheap holiday in other people's misery, because I got a reasonable economy

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  106. smut clyde6:54 PM

    Shane was never in Brixton. The Angel Islington was more his manor.

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  107. tigrismus6:55 PM

    Kill the Poor.

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  108. billcinsd6:57 PM

    as long as they don't listen to the lyrics (and they never do)

    You have the right not to be killed

    Murder is a crime

    Unless it was done

    By a policeman or aristocrat

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  109. J Neo Marvin6:59 PM

    I have no brain and I must comment.

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  110. billcinsd7:01 PM

    sadly it will forsake him 3 times before the cock crows

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  111. Nah. Johnny Ramone would turn on his peers in a nanosecond. It's the nature of the wingnut beast.

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  112. billcinsd7:03 PM

    I don't know Don Johnson starred in the movie version. and NOT as the dog

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  113. Smurch7:05 PM

    This comment's got no reason to....

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  114. Another Kiwi7:07 PM

    "What's that you say, Lassie? My socks and jacket don't go together? Damn! Come on Tibbs let's roll to Atrium, clothes for life"

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  115. Jayson Alan Grigsby7:11 PM

    Just wait JUST YOU WAIT 'til they find out about these Grunges and their flannel parties or whatever.

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  116. Jayson Alan Grigsby7:15 PM

    Good Heavens! And the Incroyables and Merveilleuses!

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  117. ...and once we get rid of that dunham, it'll be all...

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  118. J Neo Marvin7:17 PM

    Ellison hated the movie version.

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  119. billcinsd7:22 PM

    Hey, Hey We're The Grungies
    and people say we're crazy and rude

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcmPg-eehc

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  120. cleter7:22 PM

    When was Roger Sterling on Dragnet?

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  121. davdoodles7:24 PM

    At least they'll always have gimcrackry, salt water taffy, and spatterdashes.
    Twirling their Snidely Whiplash moustaches while listening to Sousa marches on the Victrola.
    Sure, all that slightly too-fast, jerky, grainy, black-and-white walking they do in those new-fangled moving pictures looks a little tiring.
    But it's tradition, damn you to heck!
    .

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  122. J Neo Marvin7:25 PM

    Codeine, runnin' all round my spleen.

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  123. deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murderPaging James O'Keefe. James O'Keefe to the whitey courtesy phone, please.

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  124. "You get your intern to write that for you, Herbert?"

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  125. IYKWIMAITYD.

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  126. smut clyde7:49 PM

    You could take enough of the old aspirin / codeine tablets to get reasonably whacked, but the aspirin overdose made your ears ring and your stomach bleed (or so I hear from a friend).

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  127. J Neo Marvin7:57 PM

    Precisely.

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  128. LSD in the water supply...

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  129. KatWillow8:15 PM

    deceitful social predators! Thems the very worst kind of predators!

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  130. Mr. Wonderful8:23 PM

    (clicks bottles of Pepto-Bismol together) Culture warriors...come out to play...

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  131. KatWillow8:24 PM

    Surely "The Big Hairs"?

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  132. mgmonklewis8:31 PM

    To err is human, but Toulouse... Lautrec.

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  133. mgmonklewis8:35 PM

    While Quincy has a claim to being the progenitor of the CSI shows

    Yes, yes, but tell us how the groundwork for the Reagan Revolution was laid by Mannix.

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  134. AlanInSF8:39 PM

    I was at the last Sex Pistols concert (really was) in SF, and I can testify that pretty much everyone there was either framing someone for murder or forcing someone into a codeine overdose. The truly hardcore among us were framing people for forcing codeine overdoses on other people. Good times!

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  135. smut clyde8:44 PM

    Heaven knows, it never stops the rest of us.

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  136. AlanInSF8:45 PM

    I can no longer shop happily.

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  137. smut clyde8:45 PM

    Dogs is red-green colour-blind so DO NOT LET THEM PICK YOUR CLOTHES.

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  138. billcinsd8:49 PM

    the conservatives are pissed because they never got the special offer

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  139. billcinsd8:53 PM

    Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

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  140. Don't be so hard on yourself for your perfectly understandable conflation of "vicious" and "viscous." Why, I once entertained Sid as an overnight guest, and he ended up staying for over a fortnight because it took that long for him to stir.

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  141. smut clyde8:55 PM

    Absinthe makes his heart go Fonda.

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  142. Jayson Alan Grigsby9:06 PM

    Oh YES one Ben Stiller Show please.

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  143. I can be a bit slow, but that's only because I'm thick.

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  144. Just look at the smile on Ronnie's face! He's positively beaming!

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  145. In Levittown did Irving Kahn a lovely cape house decree,
    Where Alf the sacred Neuman dwelt,
    And Sylvia, his wife so svelt.
    /////////////////////////////////
    I must go down to the garbage dump
    To the lonely dump and sky.
    And all I ask is a garbage truck
    and a star to steer her by.
    /////////////////////////////

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  146. Yeah. The '60s. Remember staring at the sun for hours and hours? I don't either.

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  147. Of course, the REAL effect of codeine "overdose" was monumental constipation. Maybe THAT'S his problem?

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  148. Harlan Ellison has been writing TV longer than Mr. Cavanaugh has been having hot dinners, so fuck you, Timmy me boy.

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  149. Blood proved dogs have good taste.

    Good taste... he he he...

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  150. El Presidente said I had to wear them on the outside so they cold make sure they're clean.

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  151. Tea Bag Party tonight! Tea Bag Party tonight!

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  152. I would like to greet a person from Porlock with this comment.

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  153. NRO is still pissed about the whole "upright walking and hitting rocks together to make the fire" thing.

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  154. Someone should tell Jonah. It'd help with the sharting.

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  155. Or this guy:
    http://www.toptalkradio.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/medved101.jpg

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  156. The 1970s foresaw the age of wingnuts:
    http://images.moviepostershop.com/year-of-the-yahoo-movie-poster-1972-1020429076.jpg

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  157. ken_lov10:02 PM

    Ah one of those "slaves didn't have it so bad" guys. Haven't heard of him lately, maybe he's on book leave or something.

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  158. gocart mozart10:07 PM

    Who are the brain police?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuABc9ZNtrA

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  159. *CLANG* *CLANG*
    MARK VI

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  160. M. Krebs10:31 PM

    Shane is apparently, against all odds, still alive. Wonders never cease.

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  161. smut clyde10:33 PM

    Somewhere in an attic there is a painting of him and it looks pretty damn fine.

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  162. M. Krebs10:36 PM

    "The Cold-Blooded TV Experts And Their Hot-Blooded Women Take Over Politics -- And How!"


    Prescient, I'd say. Maybe Roger Ailes had something to do with this flick.

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  163. M. Krebs10:43 PM

    Oh, it all makes sense now. Edroso has to short for Edrosoev

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  164. M. Krebs10:46 PM

    Tibbs or Tubbs?

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  165. Tehanu10:53 PM

    I knew a guy who was a Romilar addict. He was blond and pink all over.

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  166. Tehanu10:58 PM

    I've been asking for years: where are those acid flashbacks they promised us?

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  167. Another Kiwi11:03 PM

    I think it is Tubbs. Although they could have done away with surnames on that show

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  168. Jon Hendry11:07 PM

    "You're the killers! Your whole sick society!"


    needs to be the next "I learned it by watching you!"

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  169. Jon Hendry11:17 PM

    And a Ferrari that could probably be outrun by my Nissan Juke crossover.

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  170. Jon Hendry11:22 PM

    V. Edroso

    As in Vladimir Alinsky! Edroso.

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  171. AGoodQuestion11:28 PM

    On a fresh viewing, however, “Next Stop Nowhere” paints a fully true picture of punk rockers as they really were: deceitful social predators who wouldn’t think twice about framing you for murder and forcing you into a codeine overdose.
    Is Cavanaugh speaking from experience here? If so he needs to dump NRO and spend some time working on his memoirs. By which I mean dictating them to someone who can write.

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  172. AGoodQuestion11:31 PM

    Tell me "Cavanaugh's girlfriend dumped him for _________." Fill in the blank however you like. I'll still believe it.

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  173. Maybe you had them and didn't notice.

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  174. I had no idea Cavanaugh's high-school girlfriend dumped him for a mohawk.

    Just the hair. That's how bad it was.

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  175. AGoodQuestion11:39 PM

    No plots, just guys and girls, doin' nice simple things, up against Nazis and Fifth Columnists... And no Jewish writers, either!

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  176. realinterrobang11:41 PM

    Unfortunately, Right Guard just might help you here, because IOKIYAR.

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  177. AGoodQuestion11:42 PM

    Ah jeez. The image seems to be broken, but I clicked on it and went to the link, and the picture was there. I didn't know how good I had it.

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  178. realinterrobang11:45 PM

    It's also nothing to cough at.

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  179. AGoodQuestion11:45 PM

    It walks around telling great big lies.

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  180. AGoodQuestion11:48 PM

    Hey, no fair! You'd have to read for pleasure to know about most of them.

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  181. realinterrobang11:48 PM

    Here in Canada, they still sell aspirin/Tylenol with codeine, but it also has a ton of caffeine, so you wind up kind of whacked and buzzed at the same time. It's not exactly the sort of thing you would take for shits and giggles, unless you were really masochistic.

    That said, I do specialise in cross-border transshipment of Tylenol/codeine tabs.

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  182. AGoodQuestion11:52 PM

    That's not even an exaggeration. Half of all George Will columns seem to be fretting about the awful influence that William Blake person is having on our young.

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  183. Jayson Alan Grigsby11:52 PM

    None of these hip-hopping grunge aficionados know thing ONE about a proper promenade down the sun-dappled avenue of a Sunday! Get tonic all over their spats and whatnot.

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  184. Jayson Alan Grigsby11:56 PM

    Man, that line would barely pass muster on a more-histrionic-than-average '60s Trek episode.

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  185. AGoodQuestion12:02 AM

    "Don't leave home witho... You know what? Just don't leave home."

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  186. Another Kiwi12:05 AM

    What about,like, if you were a vampire, like? Then you could have, like, a dog personal stylist, like, who would choose your clothes and be all cute too. A PUG!!!

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  187. Oh, gosh, you George Bernard Shaw!

    Writer responsible for everything he create!

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  188. "What's all that blue stuff?"

    "Oh, that's just the Cherenkov radiation. Don't worry about it."

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  189. Fixed, now.
    Gaze on his visage and despair.

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  190. Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Rudy.

    Fuck you Rudy!

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  191. "See, kids? He listened to The New York Dolls. And where did it get him?"

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  192. Another Kiwi12:17 AM

    It's in eye popping colour too, which must have been a bit painful

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  193. Let's Be Polite To The Landlord Man
    Stars and Stripes of Corruption When There's a Democrat In The White House
    I Kill Children By Defunding SHCIP


    Chemical Warfare and Too Drunk To Fuck still work just fine, though.

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  194. He's seemed to have gotten shafted on a LOT of his scripts.

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  195. John Wesley Hardin1:11 AM

    You got a newsletter?

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