You'll agree this is one badass RedState political blogger, at least on the holodeck. Wait'll you hear what he'd tell Mike Brown's parents!
Anyway hope you're getting some slack this holiday weekend -- I personally have resolved to take it easy and not subject myself to this:
If you count a vibrator as a sex robot, then about half the women in America are having sex with robots already. And that doesn't seem to creep people out.Call me when one of them spends a million dollars to make her Hitachi look like Benedict Cumberbatch. Later Reynolds says the first mass market sexbots in Japan will probably look more like anime characters because some guys dig that -- "they don't have to look quite human." I think Hasbro already filled this gap.
i need ya, howe. this is a bad one, the worst yet. i need the dead black kid runner--i need your magic.
ReplyDelete"First they came for the horse-lovers, but I said nothing because I was balls deep in my robot sex slave."
ReplyDeletethey don't have to look quite human
ReplyDeleteSo am I judging "human" by Old Perfesser critieria, or...?
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ReplyDeleteRobby was intended to be versatile, after all...
ReplyDeleteDANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON
ReplyDeleteSomehow, now the shape of Robby's hands/graspers takes on new meaning. Ah well, at least they'll never get tired....
ReplyDeleteWho will first among us to send each of these guys a Fleshlight? Maybe we can cross the Fleshlight with a Taser so they get the most stimulating experience possible.
ReplyDeleteIt's the rotational aspects of those hand/claw units I think would have Prof Corncob's corncob in need of shucking.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, dex--you KNOW this guys got balls of steel as long as he's in his living room. But he'd probably be knee-deep in runny diarrhea the instant any Black person confronted him. (Or maybe even stepped up and asked "Are you through with that shopping cart?")
ReplyDeleteYet another person living vicariously through Darren Wilson, Demon-Hunter.
ReplyDeleteWeeks ago, I saw a blog comment in response to Michael Brown's shooting where someone also said they would have done the same thing - and they described a gun battle for their life against an unarmed person. Firing rounds and rounds of bullets to stop their unarmed assailant. And it sounded more like a gunfight against the Incredible Hulk; it showed little knowledge of the realities of the human body and of what a gun can do. Anyway, Wilson knew what he was doing when he tapped into people's fantasies with imagery of demons and animals.
Look at those curves.
ReplyDeleteWhat wingnut could resist their inner fantasy coming true in real life?
ReplyDeleteThis is what all the lust for concealed carry permits is about: that one chance they've been dreaming about for oh so long.
ReplyDeleteSpray a bit of mace in there while you're at it.
ReplyDeleteSpicy!
mike brown, from file photo (credit redstate.com)
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget the Red State Trike Force.
ReplyDeleteIts so strange and I guess what separates us from them because I would think having to draw your gun and shoot someone would be the like the nightmare scenario you wouldn't wish on anyone.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UXTYEUoqWnQ/S7CeX7FZFZI/AAAAAAAAC50/EKgHA23wgy8/s400/erickson_trike_force2.jpg
Were I in Officer Wilson's shoes I would have driven to Ben Howe's place and shot Howe in the nuts while shouting "Howe's that for a nut job!?!"
ReplyDeleteOk, not really, but my fantasy is rooted much closer to the real world than Benji's.
Of course of course of course
ReplyDeleteThe slave's a robot horse!
and then i woulda been like, the force is awakened, and then i woulda gone in the millennium falcon, and then fought the tie fighters, and then the new sith woulda been there, and then i woulda been like i'm gonna shoot you right in the face, and then jennifer lawrence in her mockingjay outfit would give me a kiss ---
ReplyDeleteRobbie gives great dome.
ReplyDeleteOr just punched in the nuts; that'd work, too.
ReplyDeleteBut repeatedly. For effect.
PEW PEW PEW PEW HSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH PEW PEW
ReplyDeleteA new high in reactionary rhetoric: Threatening to kill someone who's already been murdered by a drooling cretin.
ReplyDeleteWhat next? "Put me in John WIlkes Booth's shoes, I'd have shot Lincoln right in the face!!"
Letter to the editor, late April, 1945: "I'd a kilt thet FDR if'n his heart hadn't give out on 'im!!"
Ben Howe would BE the bomb they dropped on Hiroshima.
ReplyDeleteHold me thrill me kiss me kill a black kid
ReplyDelete...And then, Darth Vader shows up disguised as the guy who gave me a wedgie in sixth grade, and I totally light-saber him into submission and then Chewbacca Erickson gives me a high-five. Time for a well deserved Cheetos break!
ReplyDeleteI'll close up my feed store before I even deliver one sack of oats to a robot horse wedding!
ReplyDeleteDamn, Ben Howe, that's the worst "Dear Penthouse" letter ever... Even worse than Instapundit's.
ReplyDeletelight-saber him into submission
ReplyDelete*checks Urban Dictionary*
Phew, not there.
Somebody set up us the Ben.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/OWwOJlOI1nU
ReplyDeleteMarriage is between one carbon-based organism and another carbon-based organism like it says in the Bible.
ReplyDeleteAnd by Cheetos, I mean masturbation.
ReplyDelete"Dear Soldier of Fortune,
ReplyDeleteMany times I've read your letters column and never thought I'd be writing to you myself, but..."
When the right antenna loop drops and points to the side--that's the signal, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOkay, it doesn't give head. It does give helmet, though.
ReplyDeleteOh, baby, show me your Will Robinson....
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't have a pocket to carry a hankie in.
ReplyDelete"If you count a vibrator as a sex robot, then about half the women in
ReplyDeleteAmerica are having sex with robots already. And that doesn't seem to
creep people out."
It depends on what the meaning of "that" is. Women using vibrators, no. Counting a vibrator as a "sex robot," yes, that creeps people out. Because you know what they say--"A woman who counts a vibrator as a sex robot has a fool for a clitoris."
S.E.X.Y.R.O.B.O.T.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbNnwFhnymo
Holy Robot Crap:
ReplyDeleteLater Reynolds says the first mass market sexbots in Japan will probably look more like anime characters because some guys dig that -- "they don't have to look quite human"
In one way I've got nothing against paraphilia or sexual impulses/needs that are not directed at other human beings. On the other the quasi-humanioid totally socially constructed sexuality of the kinds of anime Reynolds is talking about really squick me out. Because these guys aren't going for anime girls because they don't want human girls, they are going for them because theyr eally want to turn real women into something as pliable and fake and submissive as anime fake women. They have a persona, in other words, and its an important component of the fantasy that their persona can bec conquored, or used, by the guy in question.
My robot lover Miss Sally
ReplyDeleteLies in that Uncanny Valley.
The robots may be expensive but so is flying to the Philippines and finding out your online fiance has a mind of her own.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Mr. I Gave Up American Women when we need his educated opinion?
ReplyDeleteI knew someone who did use the word "robot" in that way, but that's because she had a sense of humor, something I don't think Reynolds is burdened with.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/HGSVYgcy24Q
ReplyDeleteMaybe I missed something, but when did Instacracker get comments? And why doesn't Sully have a comments section yet?
ReplyDeleteHere's Ben Howe whining that conservatism is more associated with segregation than "economic liberty", whatever the fuck that means:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.buzzfeed.com/benhowe/another-terrible-conservative-movie?s=mobile
Gee, I wonder how that happened.
He's gucking a robot, or a horse... I forget which.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dressageisnotasport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Robot-Horse.jpg
ReplyDeleteTop comment over there:
ReplyDeleteTerrible conservative movie is redundant.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=184590&type=card
ReplyDelete"It says in the Bible, God created C and C, not C and Si."
ReplyDeleteIf fucking inflatable dolls while listening to moaning porno actress voice-overs on vinyl LPs was good enough Newt Gingrich, then it's good enough for me.
ReplyDeletethat's why the horse is made from carbon fiber reinforced epoxy
ReplyDeleteConservatives should all be able to afford RealDolls these days.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should take up a collection to get one that looks like Hillary Clinton for Perfesser. Or Lena Durham.
but not like uhhll spicy
ReplyDeleteAll of which leads to C++, which is an abomination before the Lord.
ReplyDeleteSully likely has many sycophants. Do you really want to read what they have to say?
ReplyDeleteRealDolls (REALLY NSFW, memetic prophylactic recommended) are already a thing, you guys. Add some animatronics, and they basically are the ultimate sexbot. I mean, if a vibrator is a sex robot, a RealDoll has to be a lot closer, desu ne?
ReplyDeleteI agree with this 100%, but I must say that the saving grace of it all is that Reynolds and his ilk ARE turned on by non-human sex partners. The way I figure, the fewer humans are involved with the sex organs of these people, the better off EVERYONE is.
ReplyDeleteNo, but his anti-sycophants might be able to get a word in edgewise.
ReplyDeleteOne friend of mine referred to hers as "an adult toy story," with the two leading characters being Buzz and Woody.
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna,uh, leave this here.
ReplyDeleteA new meaning of No Humans Involved. Perhaps the only one that could make that less horrible.
ReplyDeleteI think Reynolds problem with those dolls is that they're too realistic. In his case, the thing would probably come from the factory with a headache.
ReplyDeleteHate posting this here, but I hope your Thanksgiving was a lot better than the events preceding it.
ReplyDeleteRein that shit in, please.
ReplyDeleteI think its kind of sweet, Derelict. Thanks for asking. I rallied around with a note, flowers, and food and I will be organizing food deliveries over the next few months. So though its a horrible situation it reminds me of what "god has no hands but ours" means. Just do what comes next in a crisis and you will find yourself moving forward, somehow. For me it has been deeply meaningful and I know that my daughter, who is a friend of the girl whose father just died, has been watching me and learning( with me) what to do when someone is in need. Also I managed thanksgiving for fourteen people and only dropped a large, dansk, enamel casserole pot on my head fifteen minutes before my guests arrived.
ReplyDeleteI give thanks for this post of yours, Roy.
ReplyDeleteIf you count a vibrator as a sex robot, then about half the women in America are having sex with robots already.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Perfesser prefers to think of it that way, because ewww.
FurReal Friends Pom Pom, My Baby Panda Pet
ReplyDeleteIs this where Glenn comes out to us as his otherkin self, Sapphire Wolfpaw Ironmoon?
Robby was still hanging around when Lost in Space filmed. He got 2 guest spots.
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ReplyDeleteThey had a recall on 'em, I hear.
ReplyDeleteDue to a nasty flu outbreak, they brought in some workers from the plant next door in Hangzhou that usually made Tickle-Me Elmo dolls. See, when they make Elmos, the last QA step before sending them on for packaging is to give them two test tickles.
On the Real Dolls™ this did not work as planned.
I hate to be judgmental of other people's marriages, particularly since I've never been legally married, but the Perfesser and Dr. Mrs. Perfesser's union just squicks me out.
ReplyDeleteI have a sex robot with "BSDM Kink" programming. My safe word is 001101111001010
ReplyDeleteIf you count a microwave as a robot, 99% of the meals cooked in America are cooked by robots!
ReplyDeleteHilarity ensued?
ReplyDeleteIt takes balls to make a comment like this.
ReplyDeleteif;
ReplyDeletenot safeword then kinky sexytime
else STOP OH GOD STOP
Or, in Reynolds's case, it's zeros all the way down.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gVQyfYuExA
ReplyDelete"It's the motherboard under the hood! It's going zeroes!"
ReplyDeleteWhen Glenn Reynolds thinks about the Singularity, he touches himself.
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea.
ReplyDeleteAiiieeeee, Robot.
ReplyDeleteConservatives have lost the female vote so now they're trying to target the android fembot vote.
ReplyDeleteThe proper spelling is "testes" and they need to be cybernetic.
ReplyDeleteWeird, I just got blocked from Disqus and suddenly found myself persona non grata. And just as suddenly I'm back. Disturbing. Must post nonsense posts in order to retrieve my now disordered sense of self.
ReplyDeleteMan, you are fast.
ReplyDeleteYes, there are some perversions of which one would really prefer to remain in ignorance.
ReplyDeleteSequelae from that dropped dansk enamel pot? Jeez. Cooking is dangerous. I'm glad I hardly ever do it.
ReplyDeleteWe only had one self for the whole family, that's how poor we were.
ReplyDeleteAs somebody said of a Scottish writer and his wife, better that two be miserable than four.
ReplyDeleteScottish hospitality: "I'd rather keep you a week than a fortnight."
My favorite Radiohead album!
ReplyDeleteI'm naturally clumsy, so I sympathize, having had a hammer dropped on my skull as a young child. I can't remember the actual pain, but I do remember it as being acute and beyond what I'd had happen to me already.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am counting my blessings, which are considerable and include a pair of earplugs, for which I am especially grateful. I am catsitting in a deluxe apartment in the sky (well, third floor) in the downtown of a medium sized city near San Francisco. There are currently 16 dancing Santas in the courtyard below, and lots of amplified Xmas music, plus the street is blocked off for the carnival rides (Silver Bullet and Spinning Teacups, from my view of the street). There are lots of children screaming with delight.
ReplyDeleteThe cats are under the bed. But I have the earplugs, and I have food and wine, and even if there were a lawn, I'm in a good mood and wouldn't dream of yelling at people to get off it. Plus I have a new Stephen King novel from the library. So it's noisy but it's freakin peaceful, so I am giving post-T-day thanks.
You're confusing that with his stripper name at the Pagans' Delight strip club.
ReplyDeleteIf you're using a oven with a thermostat, you're cooking with a negative-feedback circuit and getting all up in the cybernetic already.
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed to shrivel the typical conserve-a-weenie:
ReplyDeleteHillary RodhamDunham Clinton!
Douthat beware!!
Absolutely: Heating, not cooking!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I always get those two mixed up.
ReplyDeleteCrusty Pajamas Media.
ReplyDelete~
I'm going to tell you the truth. I have no problem with robot sex.
ReplyDeleteAnd when I read things like Ben Howe's tweet, then hell... Robots might be preferable to humans. They certainly won't leave me, stalk me, or complain about the dishes.
Just once I won't be an ingrate, & admit Thanksgiving was a lovely 80°F.
ReplyDelete"Give" him a gun? Moocher.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was gorgeous. You must live close to me, because when we went out about 4:45 to get in the car and drive to the kids' for dinner, I looked up and saw the moon next to the very cloud in your photo. Unfortunately I had spent the afternoon going ten rounds with raw brussels sprouts, the most recalcitrant (or is it intransigent?) of vegetables, and effectively knocked myself out, so I remember very little of the actual meal other than that my daughter-in-law and I were pretty much the only ones who actually ATE the damn things.
ReplyDeleteAbout 1640, at 3rd & La Brea. Mins. from home.
ReplyDeleteWon't stalk you? You obviously never saw the Terminator movies. Robot overlords devote ENORMOUS energies to stalking. You're right about the dishes though.
ReplyDeleteIf Darren Wilson was a sex robot, Glenn Reynolds would have shot right in his face.
ReplyDeleteOf course you don't want them to look human. You want to be able to see them so you know when to RUN.
ReplyDeleteYechhh. Not enough brain bleach in my cupboard.
ReplyDeleteWe're a couple of blocks from San Vicente & La Brea, in what Hubby Dearest calls the Soft Underbelly of Hancock Park. Hi neighbor! And thanks for the photo, I was thinking what a lovely sky it was.
ReplyDeleteMe neither
ReplyDeletehttp://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110421003355/bladerunner/images/f/f5/Rachel.jpg
Smokin' hot
One day, some entrepreneur will make a vibrator that looks just like a gun, thereby giving Big Bad Ben the dick he's always wanted to play with. We can also envision conversations like this at the Reynolds household:
ReplyDelete"GLENN, STOP! THAT'S THE REAL GLOCK! TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR... Oh well. Your next post will be that much easier to push out now."
Hey, it was a very pleasantly cool and clear 50ª here.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be unnerving for her, knowing that he would happily replace her with a vacuum cleaner since he considers a brain or vocal cords optional on his partners.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, she seems to prefers her partner to be without any balls, so somehow it works out.
She gets off on those butthurt men's rights sad sacks.
ReplyDeleteOn Wednesday I got to Trader Joe's early and I saw a woman with a cart full of Thanksgiving dinner food, including a stalk of brussels sprouts - the stalk, not the individual randomized sprouts - and I couldn't help it: I smiled at her and told her the truth, which is if I were to ever get married (and I won't, I'm pretty damn certain of it) I would carry stalks of brussels sprouts down the aisle as my bouquet. And bless her heart, she laughed and said that if she had it to do over, she'd already figured her bouquet would have been bunches of romaine lettuce. It was actually a very romantic Thanksgiving Eve encounter.
ReplyDeleteSure, it seems like a good idea at first, but when the robot starts moping around and taking long walks in the rain and following you...
ReplyDeleteJeebus, I don't think even the Ole Perfesser would really prefer a vacuum cleaner. It sounds vigorous, but dangerous, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteObat untuk mengeluarkan ari-ari pasca keguguran - cara mengobati kencing bernanah - Obat testis bengkak sebelah
ReplyDeleteAh, this one always shows up like clockwork.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that's what Joss Whedon had in mind when he thought up those names, but he has shown a raunchy sense of humor in other contexts.
ReplyDeleteIt is, I suppose, the next step in dehumanized sexual fantasy after having a mail order bride who you can have deported if she isn't sufficiently hot and/or deferential.
ReplyDeleteMakes you hope this guy doesn't have the code skills to make up a video game, which seems to be how he sees the whole thing anyway.
ReplyDeleteWow! Indonesian swollen testicle spam! This must be what happens when "Bill Whittle" appears in a post.
ReplyDeleteGlenn and Bill:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY
"Vision and Wanda
ReplyDeleteSittin' in a tree..."
C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN
ReplyDeleteNo one is going to buy swollen testicles no matter where they are from
ReplyDeleteTurnip Tractor Underpants is more likely
ReplyDeleteOh the Trike Force. the good old days!
ReplyDeleteThey will genuinely regret plugging the old guy carrying an umbrella though.
ReplyDeleteHas a vacuum hose.
ReplyDeleteI don't know...are we talking Javanese or Balinese swollen testicles?
ReplyDeleteGumby tried to warn us about the Blockheads.
ReplyDelete[Hastily drops durian]
ReplyDeleteWorld's largest democracy, & see what happens?
ReplyDeleteUmm, a hint. Boil the little buggers for about half their normal cooking time, then drain and quarter them, transfer to a skillet and saute them in a little olive oil and butter with a little garlic, black pepper and bits of red sweet pepper and sliced shallot until they're tender.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually very quick, and very little muss and fuss, and they're delightful and well-behaved done that way.
You know what gets me about modern American politiics? Ross Douthat, Rod Dreher, and Glenn Reynolds are on the same side. Liberals are anything goes? We're not the ones constantly fantasizing about sex with robots. (And no, replicants don't count, gocart.)
ReplyDeleteCall me when one of them spends a million dollars to make her Hitachi look like Benedict Cumberbatch.[Frantically grabs for fresh patent application form]
Must post nonsense posts in order to retrieve my now disordered sense of self.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me!
Ah, Carlyle. What a piece of work.
ReplyDeleteYour android replica is playing up again; when she comes she moans another's name.
ReplyDeletehttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-by1Dy3-wOVA/T0KrySnwRKI/AAAAAAAADfY/qKbq-n4o-3Q/s1600/android.jpg
Brussell sprouts are THE DEVIL'S SWOLLEN TESTICLES.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds good. Anything's better than the recipe I tried, which involved attempting to peel back and separate the leaves. After a while I just hacked them with a butcher knife!
ReplyDeleteOh, my, the leaves are so tightly bound that the recipe sounds as if it were invented by a sadist for masochists. That way certainly lies madness.
ReplyDeleteAll of the Joe's Garage Prophesies are coming true.
ReplyDeleteYet he can never seem to remember that the turnip goes in front.
ReplyDeleteHave to be one of those wet/dry models. And double-insulated as well.
ReplyDeleteBoth sides are guilt of this. They both do it.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the "not having to marry the bitches" is a primary attraction to robot sex.
ReplyDelete...or a fool for a tenured professor of "law" at a southern university.
ReplyDeleteart or porn? I used to think I "knew it when I saw it," but now I'm so confused.
ReplyDeleteAh, the old rightblogger quandary: whether to "repair your chips" or eat a couple of bags of them.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, sex robots CAN get a little annoying...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI
Darn, I should have read further down before posting this same video myself.
ReplyDeleteThey may not need to marry the robot, but the robot may be no less demanding. Always wanting something: Recharging, lubrication, spare parts, extension chords.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't get me started on the prospects for robo-mony after the break-up.
That's why so many turn to Russia for their mail-order marriage. No illusions going when you're marrying Ivantya Money.
ReplyDeleteThey're just horsing around.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of those Palin mugs they still have sitting around.
ReplyDeleteDeporting your mail-order bride isn't always that easy. I know someone who married a Russian woman. The marriage lasted 7 years and one week. She then locked him out of the house, sued for divorce, and ended up claiming half his assets and a fat alimony agreement. She's been living in her new house with her new boyfriend ever since.
ReplyDeleteLiberals are anything goes? We're not the ones constantly fantasizing about sex with robots.
ReplyDeleteWe're also the ones with moral relativism, which explains why David Vitter remains in the U.S. Senate, but Eliot Spitzer has been expelled from public discourse.
We're also the ones who are absolutely wrong about homosexuality not being an abomination, which explains wide stances in public toilets and hands-on pray-away-the-gay therapy.
And we're the ones who completely devalue the institution of marriage, which explains serial monogamists like Newt and Rush.
With this amount of projection, they could be showing CinemaScope movies on the cloudtops of Jupiter.
Psychopaths.
ReplyDeleteNeigh sayers.
ReplyDeleteBacon
ReplyDeleteMusic factory?
ReplyDeleteAww, don't talk about Scott Stapp that way.
ReplyDeleteOr just buy the steam-in-bag version.
ReplyDeleteShe gets of on hurt MRA men's sacks?
ReplyDeleteI think I saw that video for sale once.
Compensating for something there, Mr. Male Pattern Baldness?
ReplyDeleteI leave a straight line here for hours, waiting for someone to comment about Ben's "Little Boy"...
ReplyDelete*shakes head* I dunno. What am I going to do with you guys?
Wannabe badass conservanerd Ben Howe sounds like he's been watching too many movies with the guy who mumbles to empty chairs.
ReplyDeleteA fatal exception has occurred. RESTART/END?
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, our side does this, too. We both do.
ReplyDeleteMonths from now, the protesters will have gone home & forgotten about Ferguson and the business owners will still be trying to rebuild.
ReplyDeleteAnd a PTO in the rear so you can operate a backhoe, IYKWIM,AITYD
ReplyDeleteHe strikes me as more the Vin Diesel type.
ReplyDeleteSomeone who took voice lessons from Sylvester Stallone and failed the course.
And Ben Howe is to film criticism as my cat is to nuclear physics. I thought I was reading a high school newspaper.
ReplyDeleteLeave em whole, but mix with chunks of sweet potato and fresh cranberries; drizzle with melted coconut oil, toss and bake = yummy.
ReplyDeleteHaystack,
ReplyDeleteI don't believe you. Pure strutting fakery.
As the mills and their feed stores went down, the gas stations came up to take their places.
At the corner of Mill Street and School in my home village, the feed mill did have a single pump out front, but by 1954 it was just rusting away. Texaco had put the opera on the radio so they could raise money in New York, and then opened a two-pump specialist down the street. Shell and the Rockefellers followed.
'Course the folks that wrote the Bible saw this all coming, an' said "It is better to marry than to burn." (1 Corinthians) Note that Paul was specifically addressing marriage for sex, not for procreation.
-dlj.
A belland Republican but I repeat myself.
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Evidently she got smacked around enough on Twitter that she had to apologize.
ReplyDeleteBut y'know what's easier than apologizing, Elizabeth? NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Roy, if I try to comment on the blog from my iphone I get turned down as some kind of bad citizen on disqus. Can't figure out how or why. It doesn't seem (knock on wood) to apply to my regular computer. Any way to figure out what is going wrong before I'm terminated entirely?
ReplyDeleteAs the mills and their feed stores went down, the gas stations came up to take their places. . . Note that Paul was specifically addressing marriage for sex, not for procreation.
ReplyDeleteThis must be what Elton John was on about when he sang about "Those high-test ladies down in New Orleans."
Better get back, Honky Cat!
"A fucking robot! Ash is a fucking robot!"
ReplyDeleteYaphet Koto in Aliens
Well, he was spraying white stuff all over the place at the time...
ReplyDeleteThere was a hysterical response to her on the thread I read about this.
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Dear Elizabeth,
I understand you are in those awful "Republican" years, but you're supposed to be a grown woman. Try to show a little class and treat people with respect, other than talking like my aunt at family Christmas after her 4th glass of wine.
I get that the most famous Republican woman is Sara Palin, so I guess you're coming up a little short in the "good role-model" department.
Nevertheless, stretch yourself, rise to the occasion. Act like you're a decent person, not just a sad political hack who will attack the Obama's for anything. Act like you someday want to win a national election, not making faces on some Fox News show.
I'm guessing she was in an enchanted slumber from 2001 to 2009. Call us when Sasha and Malia get drugs with a fake prescription so they can get high, Liz.
ReplyDeleteA new word I learned today, from Urban Dictionary:
ReplyDeleteBELLAND
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bellend
So THAT'S what all the references to people as "total bellends" mean over at Speak You're Branes. Ah!
ReplyDeleteEw, ew, and more eeeewww! Glenn Reynolds being associated with good sex (good in the sense of not creepy) is the creepiest thing I can think of.
ReplyDeletePerfesser + sex = creepy, no matter what.
ReplyDeletecome on, arise and win
ReplyDeleteI just didn't believe Howlin' Mad Murdoch as J. Robert Oppenheimer. Plus John Cusack died from radiation exposure. ergo, I couldn't break through the sad and the mad to get to my happy place so I apologize to you. I am no Danish Broadcasting Corporation
ReplyDeleteBut Laura Dern! Laura Dern!!
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Officer Wilson. A true American Hero
ReplyDeleteYou are a jack ass, douche bag
ReplyDelete