Well, now they've stopped using this mudball as a medicine ball, and are pitching it at Clinton, claiming her youthful correspondence with Alinsky proves that the wife of triangulating trimmer Bill and the candidate who got outflanked from the left in 2008 is actually a dangerous radical. Chief among the complainants is National Review's Stanley Kurtz:
The difference between Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren is that Warren flouts her ideology, thrilling the base by making the leftist case as few other Democrats dare. Ever the Alinskyite, Hillary prefers to achieve leftist ends incrementally, in pragmatic guise.Ah, but that's all her craft and artfulness! It reminds me of what Kurtz said about Obama back in 2011, when our communist President signed a deep-cutting Republican budget:
Here’s my take on the puzzle of Obama’s leadership style. Obama is still every inch the Alinskyite organizer. He talks about uniting, even as he deliberately polarizes. He moves incrementally toward radical left goals, but never owns up to his ideology. Instead, he tries to work indirectly, by way of the constituencies he seeks to manipulate...Cutting taxes, deporting immigrants, bombing ISIS -- there's no end to the subterfuges Obama will employ to convince the unwary that he's not really a communist. One might grow old waiting for him to finally rip the mask off, but when you've got the Alinsky tipoff like Kurtz does, you know there has never been anything false about hope.
Obama is a bad negotiator because Alinskyite’s don’t negotiate, they intentionally polarize. As for their own groups, here they try to placate all factions and hide their own goals. That about describes Obama’s performance on the debt deal, which included a dollop of both of these stances...
The left yearns for Obama to take on the Tea Party in an overt ideological battle. But that is exactly the sort of thing Alinskyite organizers are forbidden to do.
The brethren have a few years to try and explain to the public who Alinsky is, why he's such a menace, and how he's a hero to the liberals who don't talk about him one-hundredth as much as conservatives do. Go with God, fellas.
UPDATE. Among the many joys of comments, Spaghetti Lee seems to have gotten my titlular reference to Rodgers' and Hammerstein's Allegro, and doubled down with some musical comedy parody lyrics. Here's one to the tune of "Shipoopi" from The Music Man:
Now the girl who goes for a single-player plan is usually a hussy!I say we offer these to Mark Steyn.
And the girl who goes for a strong public option's anything but fussy!
But a girl who goes for the corporate plan --
Won't make demands, even if she can --
She's the girl who listens to the man, the man named Alinsky!
A thousand curses upon Alinski, that thrice damned traitor! How dare he reveal the secrets of the revolution! Now the infidel running dogs of the capitalist roaders have discovered The One's true intentions! We were THIS close to establishing the Socialist Workers Caliphate too. Replacing his birth certificate, assassinating the Chicago City Comptroller, killing comrade-martyr Bin-Laden to trick the masses, all for nothing.
ReplyDeleteOh well, at least we still have Hillary...
It is clear that the chief tenet of true Alinskyism is to never actually do anything that might achieve the goals of Alinksyism. For example, every true American KNOWS Obama is going to confiscate all firearms. And the proof of this is that he has presided over the greatest reduction in restrictions on gun ownership and use in the history of the Republic.
ReplyDeleteSimilarly, Hillary will accomplish extreme ultra-left policies by actually implementing moderate right policies. It's all so subtle that no man's mind can detect its super subtletyness.
Other Alinsky-themed showstopping musical numbers:
ReplyDelete"Alinsky Dreams! Not what they seems! But, oh, those Alinsky-ites! Wella wella wella OOMPH! Tell me more, tell me more, are you sewing dissent, tell me more, tell me more, telling Kurtz to get bent?"
"Ever hear of a fella by the name of Saul? Saul? Saul? Saul? Saul? Saul? Saul? He's a what? He's a what? He's an organizer schnook, and he gets his best ideas from a Little Red Book!"
"Now the girl who goes for a single-player plan is usually a hussy! And the girl who goes for a strong public option's anything but fussy! But a girl who goes for the corporate plan, won't make demands, even if she can, she's the girl who listens to the man, the man named Alinsky!"
Also, Kramer uses "flouts" where he wants "flaunts", which is exactly the kind of mistake the NR guys are super-proud that they don't make.
ReplyDelete"It's Shaun White in the half-pipe, and he's coming up the right side fast. He pulls an ollie, then a backside180. Is he going to do it? I can't believe it--he's pulled off a full Alinsky! The crowd is going wild!
ReplyDeleteIf a Democrat does things to advance leftist causes, they are a dangerous Marxist radical and if they don't do anything to advance leftist causes they're an even MORE dangerous Alinskyite radical.
ReplyDeleteAre these guys slow learners or what? They've been running this kind of stuff about Obama for 6 years and nobody cares except their hardcore base. Do they really think it's going to work about someone who's been in pubic life for longer than half the voters have been alive?
ReplyDeleteAnyone would think people like Kurtz were just trying to flog a book or something. Oh wait ...
Since the dude has previously accused Obama of "polarizing" America by his strategy of not confronting his opponents, his flouts / flaunts illiteracy is a minor solecism.
ReplyDeleteThe brethren have a few years to try and explain to the public who Alinsky is
ReplyDeleteNo explanation necessary. The whole point is that it sounds vaguely like "Lewinsky", and that's good enough. These are the same folks who invest considerable energy into "Democrat Party", remember.
Are we sure the Chicago City Comptroller is actually dead? There's speculation he faked his own death, got out by the skin of his teeth and is living on the Adriatic Coast with a new identity protected by a phalanx of Albanian bodyguards who make sure he never stays in one place too long. They say he escaped with the original Alinsky Memos and is feeding choice bits to Obama's foes in return for large deposits in a Swiss bank account, thereby lifting the lid on the Kenyan agenda and forcing the administration to hide its true intentions.
ReplyDeleteWhoops. I probably said too much.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help singing the last one out loud, in my best Stewie voice.
ReplyDeleteIt also sounds somewhat similar to "Lebowski," so SHUT THE FUCK UP, De_Plume.
ReplyDeleteAnd that Comptroller's name is Chief Editor Korir!
ReplyDeleteHey Stanley; I don't like your jerkoff name. I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, and I don't like you. Jerkoff.
ReplyDelete(That line really ought to be better remembered: it's useful in any situation! Too bad it was just one of a whole movie full of immortal quips.)
And if they run, they're a well-trained Alinskyite radical.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you go from there? Straight yo the a House of Representatives!
ReplyDeleteAnd the head of his Albanian security detail is Ivan Aladabalzdalik.
ReplyDeleteCan HRC be seen lunching with Jeremiah Wright, please? They could perhaps be overheard discussing Vince Foster's secret 1992 trip to Benghazi.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I think it's time we start inviting people to come on CNN and talk about all the rappers who are in the Illuminati. If we're going to deal with people who insist that lack of evidence for their theories is itself evidence of their theories - which is to say, conspiracy theorists - then let's go balls out. Let's dredge the depths of the internet for the craziest fuckers we can find and give them all their own cable shows. What the hell, it's not like anyone gives a shit at this point. We could at least be entertained.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' Liberal Fascist.
ReplyDeleteYou've tied the whole room together with that comment.
ReplyDeleteYou're giving me Andrew Schlafly flashbacks. Ol' Andy believed that the surest proof that someone was a liberal is that they denied being a liberal (usually with some feeble bit of deception like their many, many conservative positions).
ReplyDeleteFor people who watched that sort of thing, there was a pretty long time where Glenn Beck was yawping about the Fabian Socialists coming to power, and how they were even worse than the Commie-Nazis we thought we had in charge. Their dastardly goal: to gradually enact social programs supported by the public that would prove effective and popular over the long term.
ReplyDeleteOr, as Rudy Giuiliani put it back in 2007:
ReplyDeleteFocussing on the differences between him and the Democrats, he assailed Hillary Clinton, criticizing her as a redistributionist and an enemy of the free market. “Now, these are scary thoughts, they really are—that she, or some Democrat, can take your money and they’re going to use it for the common good,” he said.
Well, you can still call the president an "Alinskyite," which is good for the brethren, since they can't call him a n!&&@r anymore, which Kurtz clearly is dying to do.
ReplyDeleteI dunno... the Tubes are a bottomless well of insane where Glennbeck and O' Reilly look like calm reasoned people. But, yeah, it would be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteMandatory pussy inspections to get a driver's license?
ReplyDeleteMAH PUSSY IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU! /Mrs. Slocombe
Or your own YouTube channel for $9.95 a month.
ReplyDeleteHe's trying to flog something...
ReplyDeleteGODDAMNIT WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP BEING SO AWESOME
ReplyDeletetake your money and they’re going to use it for the common good
ReplyDeleteLook of fear!
It's an ethos!
ReplyDelete"Coming up after the break: Exclusive footage of Hillary Clinton and Bill Ayers dragging Vince Foster kicking and screaming into Saul Alinksy's minivan while Michelle Obama and Jeremiah Wright sing racist anti-White anthems. But first, these messages."
ReplyDeleteWhat about our secret smart-guy enclave on the dark side of the moon where we're hiding all the smart people so they can come back after we wipe out 75% of humanity and help us run the socialist technocrat empire?
ReplyDeleteThe milk went sour? You lost your job at the plant? Your wife is mysteriously pregnant? They cancelled Dunce Dynasty? Big Gulps are only half as big as they used to be?
ReplyDeleteIt's WITCHCRAFT, I tells ya! Them sneaky varmints is EVERYWHERE, and they won't stand up and fight like REAL MEN.
All you can do is Buy Gold to keep 'em away, and stock up on guns 'cause they don't let us hang and burn 'em anymore.
"He talks about uniting, even as he deliberately polarizes. He moves incrementally toward radical right goals, but never owns up to his ideology. Instead, he tries to work indirectly, by way of the constituencies he seeks to manipulate...
ReplyDelete[EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN GOP PREZ CANDIDATE] is a bad negotiator because Alinskyite’s don’t negotiate, they intentionally polarize. As for their own groups, here they try to placate all factions and hide their own goals."
FFS, even by Greater Crested Wingnut standards this is ludicrous levels of projection...
The first rule of Alinsky Club is you never talk about Alinsky Club.
ReplyDeleteI don't poll on the Shabbos!
ReplyDeleteAlinsky Don't Surf
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely--complete with 1930s German arguments about the sneaky, underhanded, conspiratorial, deceitful "enemy in our midst" working day and night to undermine Wholesome Folkways.
ReplyDelete"Named" is his first name?
ReplyDeleteAs always, familiarity with the works, tactics, or even existence of a man who has been dead for 42 years irrevocably scars every liberal as the hopelessly corrupted slave of a crypto-Soviet machine. But actually taking checks signed by the Koch Brothers in no way indebts conservatives to the viewpoints or goals of those generous gents.
ReplyDeleteRadical? Hah, we used to call people like her a Republican.
ReplyDeleteI like how "Alinksyites don't negotiate, they intentionally polaraize..." is followed in the next paragraph by "an overt ideological battle...is the sort of think Alinskyite[s]...are forbidden to do."
ReplyDeleteYeah. They're such hardcore radicals that they don't fight for their beliefs.
And "deliberately polarizes" by moving incrementally - that's a bonus!
Not to mention allowing the overarching conservative group to actually write the legislation you're pushing!
ReplyDeletePronounced "Nah-med," of course.
ReplyDelete…and everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
ReplyDeleteIt's all in Track Ten dude. Open your eyes!
can take your money and they’re going to use it for the common good
ReplyDeleteRather than some Republican use it for a particular evil?
In the same way, Hillary will achieve excessive ultra-left guidelines by actually applying average right guidelines. It's all so simple that no man's thoughts can identify its extremely subtletyness.
ReplyDeleteSpybubble
the second rule of Alinsky Club is it won't stop your car from being stolen
ReplyDeleteand you know I think he should
ReplyDeleteIt's all so subtle that no man's mind can detect its super subtletyness.
ReplyDeleteAlas for us Kurtz is not hindered by a mind.
But wait, who would pretend to be an ultra-right writer in order to gain real influence on the Right and on righty voters, undermining them from within? HMMM. Plus I'm not too sure about his commenters, they seem almost TOO righty to be believed... OMG, it's true, it IS Alinskys all the way down!
You have to really wedge it between the wheel and the gas pedal, then lock it in place. Only works for left-hand drive cars.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that about 60 percent of the people who whine about Alinsky (never having heard of him until their wingnut overlords brought him up, and to this day unable to articulate any of his actual positions/actions) think his name was "Alinksy." I always want to add: "doodle doo!"
ReplyDeleteAir-quotes and scare-quotes around "common good."
ReplyDelete"He's pulled off a full Alinsky! The crowd is going wild!"
ReplyDeleteAnd the judges have awarded him single-payer socialized medicine and confiscatory tax rates!
But you can ask my Shabbos goy.
ReplyDeleteDumb ALECs, maybe?
ReplyDeleteAlinsky is only the beginning. Imagine a few more recycled revelations with that special wingnut twist:
ReplyDeleteThe Righty Tape: Roger Stone claims to have seen a video of Hillary railing against right-wingers and people who are not left-handed
The Terrorist Piss Pump: Bill's enlarged prostate suspiciously requires a Foley catheter, suspiciously named after a former House Speaker killed by ISIS who was sexually involved with pages
Jaimetown: Hillary is overheard talking about Mexico City
Chelsea Clinton: Hillary's Baby Mama
Dunham, Rodham: AHA!
etc.
Kurtz's point is precisely that there's no such thing as minor solecism.
ReplyDeleteGo with God, fellas.No, really. ASAP.
ReplyDeleteI love the smell of Alinsky in the morning.
ReplyDeleteIt smells like... incrementalism.
The difference between Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren is that
ReplyDeleteWarren flouts her ideology, thrilling the base by making the leftist
case as few other Democrats dare.Hey, this is ... kinda almost true. It would be truer if Senator Warren were actually a leftist instead of a fairly liberal Democrat, but you know what they say about even a blind nut finding a squirrel occasionally.
Ever the Alinskyite, Hillary prefers to achieve leftist ends incrementally, in pragmatic guise.Uh, Stanley, in addition to the clumsy "flout / flaunt" mistake previously noted, you also misspelled "Goldwater girl."
ReplyDeleteThey've been itching to do that since 2008.
ReplyDeleteSo a "full Alinksy"?
ReplyDeleteWhere you grind across the edge of the Overton Window, I'm guessing.
Both Obama and Hillary Clinton are secret Leftists? This is just another item on a growing list: Things Rightwingers Believe That I Wish Were Actually True. Here's a few more items on that list:
ReplyDelete* Trickle-down economics works the way it's advertised. --- It would be great if that was so, since both major parties seem to believe in it. Broad-based prosperity would truly be right around the corner!
* There are distinct groups of Good and Evil, and no shades of gray. --- Wouldn't THAT make things easier to understand! Both foreign policy and domestic policy would be simple.
* A related item: America is the Greatest County on Earth, and is always "the good guy." --- Wow, who WOULDN'T want to believe that one? Being a flag-waving patriot with a clear conscience would feel great.
* When you see wealthy people, you know that they've earned that wealth through hard work, and when you see poor people, you know that they've similarly earned their fate. --- This is the one I would most like to believe. It would mean that people really do get what they deserve, that we truly live in a merit-based system.
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Unfortunately, I can't go around believing whatever I want to believe. Too bad. That sure would make life simpler.
Who teaches us
ReplyDeleteTo scheme for revolution
Hypnotize the masses
Neutralize the press
And who is the cuss
To bring about the fi-
Nal crushing of the bourgeoisie?
Alinskyyyyyyy! Alinsky!
ALINSKY!
Alin-SKYYYYYYYY! ALINSKY!
ALINSKY!
(HILLARY, rec.) : Alinsky. ALINSKY! Without our Alinsky, our struggle to overthrow capital and attain the dictatorship of the proletariat would be as shaky as…as…as a Hitler on the roof!
...hasn't his already happened?
ReplyDeleteI hear that "Rules for Radicals" was ghost written by Bill Ayers. Are there no limits to The Left's perfidity!?
ReplyDeleteFabian was definitely a socialist.
ReplyDeleteThat's your *opinion,* man.
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfect time for the Legendary Shack Shakers "something in the water"!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCWAIYlRsH0
Jewy Jew Russky Jew.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Bill Ayers secretly ghost wrote Hillary's thesis paper on Alinsky. I want to get out ahead of this meme.
ReplyDeleteDumb alec vs. smart alec -- compare and contrast
ReplyDeleteOr a squirrely nut finding the occasional ACORN.No, see, that's the default.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I understood the reference.
ReplyDeleteJust because reality is so hard to parody properly, note that:
ReplyDelete* Hillary's "Righty Tape" would be when she said on the television that there was a vast right-wing conspiracy out to take down her husband during his Presidency. This was in fact true, but the "vast right-wing conspiracy" thing continues to play among the faithful on the right wing (and is, I STRONGLY suspect, one of the sources of the idea that Michelle Obama had a "Whitey Tape" floating around back in the day.)
* Chelsea Clinton has already been accused of having a baby as a campaign prop for her mother's presidential campaign. You can google it, but it's pretty ugly stuff.
Mm-hmm.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Dion socialism myself.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be surprised if Kurtz has Goldman Sachs squared away in the Marxist conspiracy column, what with the Jew-y name and donations to democrats.
ReplyDeleteProblem with that is the criticism of Soros basically boils down to one super-wealthy guy having an extremely outsized influence on our political system and they finally realized they don't actually have a problem with that.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine all the knotted knickers, beshitted drawers, broken-legged fainting couches and hideous semi-orgasmic screams (not produced by KJ-Lo and her phallic pope-on-a-rope) down at the old NR offices when they find out there's not Alinsky, but two Linskys.
ReplyDelete(And they thought they knew insidious. Heh.)
This could be Clinton's Katrina.
ReplyDeleteStanley uses "flout" wrong -- if Sen. Warren were flouting her ideology she wouldn't be so popular with the DFHs and would considered a sell-out. "Flaunt" isn't THAT similar. For a magazine founded by a language snob like Buckley the NRO has a lot of bad writers.
ReplyDeleteOr someone of the very same name. /Lays finger aside nose and nods, slowly./
ReplyDeleteGot no further than "The difference between Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren is that Warren flouts her ideology..."
ReplyDeleteA RWer who doesn't know the difference between "flout" and "flaunt" is just not worth it.
You know that that ain't no good.
ReplyDelete"Warren flouts her ideology,"
ReplyDeleteOne flying prune.
Granny Grammar
Prune-faced Grammarian.
Um, I don't think your inventions count as other people's perfidy. They just make you doubly delusional, for the invention and then for the projection.
ReplyDelete-dlj.
Buddy,
ReplyDeleteA nice bit. Well done!
-dlj.
Fairly simple, I would think. The dumb ALECs are the legislators and the smart ALECs are the corporate sponsors giving the dumb ALECs the legislation to push when they go back home.
ReplyDeleteEvery movement has its useful idiots.
Clearly, we're ALL being served.
ReplyDeleteDunce Dynasty
ReplyDeleteThat's on the same network as Palin Family Fight Club, right?
Well, as Andy McCarthy so recently pointed out, corporations are liberal. So I'm sure Goldman Sachs is backing Hitlery because they know she's going to collectivize the stock market.
ReplyDeleteWheels(wheels)...
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure a "full Alinsky" was also listed on a NSFW email titled Controversial Maneuvers that I received in the late 90's.
ReplyDeleteI want to punch the hell out of the party's host with this comment.
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Monty Bodkin?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny. I can't watch that silent GIF without hearing the dramatic music that goes with it in my head...
ReplyDeleteWhere's Hillary's birth certificate? I demand she prove that she isn't actually Bill Ayers, or Saul Alinsky, or Hillary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteTurn me loose or give me death.
ReplyDeleteChief among the complainants is National Review's Stanley Kurtz
ReplyDeleteIt's a moldy oldie, but: Mistah Kurtz, he braindead.
OR BARACK OBAMA!
ReplyDeleteEven the elephant in the corner of the room is right twice a day.
ReplyDeleteHow do we even know Barack Obama is black, he could be faking it to get the white liberal guilt vote.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you're part of the conspiracy man.
ReplyDeleteWe KNOW NOTHING!
ReplyDeleteHe could be white! He could be Asian! He could be a she! He could even be a cabbage dressed in a human suit! WE HAVE NO IDEA.
Maybe he thinks Warren is a floutist (sic).
ReplyDeleteYou can lead a gift horse of a different color, but you can't make his mouth water.
ReplyDelete"Part of the conspiracy"?
ReplyDeleteDidn't you know I'm the coordinator of *several* of the major conspiracies.
-dlj.
Reminded me of jokes about skin flutes...
ReplyDeleteDon't think so: Ol' Andy is far too squirrely to share a sentence with a down-to-Earth word like "surest."
ReplyDelete-dlj.
Buddy,
ReplyDeleteDamn! I needed that for my Andy Schlafly post, above.
Cheers,
-dlj.
Now you are just being silly.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen his long-form human certificate?
Obama salutes troop while holding coffee cup, the perfidity continues.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.donotlink.com/framed?548013
https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1218&bih=558&q=bush+salute&oq=bush+salute&gs_l=img.12..0j0i5l2.2484.5990.0.8706.11.11.0.0.0.0.245.1260.5j5j1.11.0....0...1ac.1.53.img..0.11.1249.bEskHvguwCI#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=va50rUAEzxpHHM%253A%3BELF2Smk0ZgJozM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fenglish.cri.cn%252Fmmsource%252Fimages%252F2006%252F12%252F27%252F321dog4296.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fenglish.cri.cn%252F3188%252F2006%252F12%252F27%252F193%2540178110.htm%3B330%3B404
ReplyDeleteJesus CHRIST these people are idiots.
ReplyDeleteBonus points for the picture at the link of Chelsea & Hillary - "Look! Look! Goofy eyes! Hahaha! How could she be President with gooft eyes!?"
PRAISE THE HOOV! PRAISE THE HOOVE!
ReplyDeleteNot when you're looking him in the mouth, anyway. Uuugh, horse slobber.
ReplyDeleteI was expecting an "Iron Sky" link.
ReplyDeletePeak wingnut was a myth. .
ReplyDeleteDid they ever really trust William F Buckley?
ReplyDeleteI don't usually like scare quotes much, but it's become damn near impossible to describe wingnut "ideas" or "positions" without them.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I read about this yesterday. You gotta love the Free Beacon's damning detail that Hillary sent off the letter to Alinsky with an FDR stamp. Yes, she could have put three duck stamps or something on the envelope, but the young traitor felt compelled to associate herself with the effete class traitor from Hyde Park, America's most communistic president until Johnson Carter Bill Clinton Obama.
ReplyDeleteWell, Rudy knew his audience. Which probably meant he knew that they'd reject him, but he had to give it the ol' college try.
ReplyDeleteOne rigorous right-wing exercise is to tell Paleos that HRC is corrupted by the Christkillers if she isn't secretly one herself, while trying to convince Jewish conservatives that her rabid defense of Israeli policy is insufficient and/or insincere.
ReplyDeleteAll the dudes are living in the ghetto!
ReplyDeleteHaven't listened to the Tubes in 10 years. They's nine levels of awesome!
Yeah, if Kurtz or whoever wants to get up in Mme.Clinton's "ideological roots" where's all the Goldwater Girl stuff?
ReplyDeleteIt is not a series of Tubes.
ReplyDeleteGiven the bizarre things some believe about Chelsea's own conception, I'd be shocked if her pregnancy hadn't inspired some nutty accusations.
ReplyDeletehis long-form human certificateIYKWIMAITYD.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you know I'm the coordinator of *several* of the major conspiracies.--David Lloyd-Jones's Guide to Success with the Ladies
ReplyDeleteFrom hooking up: "Hey, you know who planted Obama's birth announcement in that Honolulu newspaper? [INDICATES SELF WITH BOTH THUMBS] This guy!"
... to breaking up: "Oh, and by the way, I faked every moon landing."
she's going to collectivize the stock market.What, again? Or are we talking about something besides the risks this time?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he thinks Warren is a floutist (sic).He's confusing her with Jonah Goldberg?
ReplyDeleteLissen, fella, it ain't easy.
ReplyDeleteThe guys in Montana keep wanting to call me Dear Coordinator, no matter how much I tell them that just Comrade will do.
-dlj.
You left out Heaven and Hell. I'm pretty sure I'd be OK (maybe a quick shower in Purgatory), but these JesoNazi motherfuckers would be totally fucked. "Jesus loves me, but you're gonna fry!"? Um, no. And I'm as serious as it's possible to be when discussing magical sky buddies, and zombies...
ReplyDeleteYou left out Nixon. EPA! Wage & Price controls! China!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of China, ever seen a Mickey Mao watch? Several versions, mine's this one. Works fine, but you need a pair of pliers to wind it. Stiffest damn mainspring I've ever seen.
Me too. We're pretty awful, aren't we?
ReplyDeleteI just bought a Linksys router. Clearly, I am part of the conspiracy too.
ReplyDeleteAnd thus is my education advanced one more step. Thanks!
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