Wednesday, June 25, 2014

THAT'S A JOKE, SON!

As you may have heard, incumbent Senator Thad Cochran won last night's Mississippi primary, and it is supposed he reversed Tea Party nut McDaniel's polling lead by encouraging black Democrats to cross into the GOP primary (as is legal there) and vote for the lesser of two evils -- a practice to which I expect they must be accustomed by now.

There have been some entertaining ravings and rendings of garments over this, but my favorite bit comes from a relatively sober report at Breitbart.com. After covering McDaniel's post-election tantrum, Matthew Boyle got an interesting sidelight from an unexpected source:
In an interview by phone with Breitbart News late Tuesday evening after the McDaniel headquarters cleared out, state Democratic Party chairman Rickey Cole said McDaniel should challenge the election results. “Clearly there was some sloppiness to say the least, and probably some failures to comply with the law,” Cole told Breitbart News. 
“I listened to some of McDaniel’s speech, and in a race this close I’m sure there are irregularities that ought to be looked into,” Cole said. “I’ve been around a lot of close elections in my life. I think the candidate owes it to his supporters to make sure that everything was done on the up and up.”
Some conservatives are already reacting as if this is excellent news for their cause. I guess they've been trolling so long they no longer recognize a troll when they see one. Let the bloody internecine battle begin!

UPDATE. With the grim hysteria of Gary Oldman as Lee Harvey Oswald yelling "This is it!" in JFK,  Jeff Goldstein declares that in the wake of Cochran's victory, "the GOP is over. Done with. Finished. Sleeps with the fishes. And we, the legal conservatives, will have no organized vehicle left by which to claim representation."

Great news, right? Hold the laughter, libtards, because Goldstein has a plan to start a new party: one that's not just made up of bitter-enders such as himself, but also "brings in Reagan Democrats," only this time they'll be lured by the charisma of Jeff Goldstein, and maybe a Reaganesque-Democratisch Republican like, say, Chris Christie -- wait, Goldstein doesn't like Christie, apparently he's not anti-homo enough for him -- so I guess it'll have to be Rick Santorum in a gimme-cap.

Our team of crack cryptographers is still trying to decode Goldstein's closing...
And we’ll be colorblind in our purging of what has become a rather dubious "big tent," to boot.
...but I'm guessing it means "if we get a black guy, you're the real racist."

UPDATE 2. Erick Erickson of Red State: "The Republicans have become the party of lobbyists..." which is like saying Earth has become a planet of oceans and land masses.

UPDATE 3. At National Review, John Fund shows his fellow wingnuts the fatal flyer with which McDaniel was Stabbed in the Black, and then offers a very strange thought experiment:
Imagine if a tea-party candidate in some state had openly appealed to registered Libertarians to help him win a close primary runoff. There would have been howls of outrage that people who didn’t agree with Republican values on social issues and foreign policy were being invited to decide a GOP race.
Really? I would expect yawns. Like most thinking people, I assume libertarians of any-size L vote for Republicans -- they sure ain't voting for Libertarians in any kind of numbers!

But I do remember somebody getting pissed when Libertarians "openly appealed" to libertarians to vote for Libertarians instead of Republicans -- namely, Republicans after the 2013 McAuliffe-Cuccinelli race. Hell, Fund's colleague Charles C.W. Cooke, one of NR's many crypto-libertarians, pleaded before the election for readers not to vote for Libertarian candidate Robert Sarvis, "the supposed 'Libertarian' candidate," whom Cooke unmasked as "a social liberal. He is in favor of gay marriage, is (radically) pro-choice, and supports the legalization of marijuana. In this regard, he stands in stark contrast to the Republican candidate, Ken Cuccinelli..." It's clear who the real libertarian is here!

Oh, you know who else bitched about it? John Fund.

123 comments:

  1. petesh10:01 AM

    I'll just leave this here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQjGGJVSXc

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  2. dmsilev10:03 AM

    Erick son of Erick:

    "I’m just not sure what the Republican Party really stands for any more other than telling Obama no and telling our own corporate interests yes. That’s not much of a platform."



    Arguably the most correct thing he's written in years, possibly ever.

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  3. M. Krebs10:05 AM

    When did Thad Cochran become Ted Kennedy?

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  4. Martin Pollard10:10 AM

    See: stopped clock analogy. And remember that there are an infinite number of ticks of the clock between those two exact times.

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  5. Helmut Monotreme10:18 AM

    It isn't the long overdue death knell for the Republican party, but I sure do enjoy the public slap fights between Republican bad candidates and Republican train wreck candidates.

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  6. FMguru10:31 AM

    That Godlstein quote about purging "a rather dubious big tent" is fantastic. Of course, out in the real world, that "big tent" is also known as "a coalition large enough to win elections outside of East Crackalacky".

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  7. FMguru10:32 AM

    Nina was the best, the absolute best.

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  8. coozledad10:32 AM

    And we’ll be colorblind in our purging of what has become a rather dubious "big tent," to boot.

    Simple vocabulary error. He means snowblind.
    They'll be wearing those wooden Eskimo goggles with pinholes at the convention, so they can distinguish subtle gradations of white.

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  9. Hold the laughter, libtards, because Goldstein has a plan to start a new party:


    ...with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the party!

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  10. Brian Schlosser10:46 AM

    It's the genteel version of watching two meth heads wallop the shit out of each other on worldstarhiphop.com.

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  11. Brian Schlosser10:49 AM

    I'm shocked the Democratic party chair made it through the call without giggling.

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  12. Brian Schlosser10:49 AM

    Racist!

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  13. Brian Schlosser10:49 AM

    Literal LOL

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  14. dstatton11:01 AM

    Me too!

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  15. dstatton11:04 AM

    The Twitter fight between Podhoretz and Goldstein was entertaining, with J-Pod as the "smart one".

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  16. mortimer200011:08 AM

    Gotta love Goldstein bitching about the GOP using "race-baiting" robocalls that essentially accuse the TEA Party of being anti-Obama because of Obama’s color (well, half of it, at least) when it's Tea Party patriots like himself who stand up for "equality of opportunity". I guess by colorblind he means he'll recast that cartoon he had depicting Obama raping Liberty to show Thad Cochran butt-fucking the GOP.

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  17. +1 zip-a-dee-doo-dah

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  18. Halloween_Jack11:12 AM

    Old times there: still not forgotten.

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  19. J Neo Marvin11:25 AM

    Wait a minute, isn't this the same teabagger who rather famously had three of his supporters "accidentally" locked in the office where the votes were being counted during the first primary election? Well, we certainly wouldn't want him to be the innocent victim of ELECTION FRAUD, now would we?

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  20. Quoth the raving, "Any more!"

    The primary purpose of the GOP these days is to provide tax breaks and other financial advantages (such as not regulating pollution and other socially costly externalities) to their wealthy donor base. All the rest of their platform, all the culture wars stuff, is simply rube bait.
    ~

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  21. catclub11:32 AM

    Bad times there are best forgotten,
    get away, get away, get away, Dixieland.

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  22. Am I the only one who finished the sentence "many crypto libertarians" with and "Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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  23. There is a delicious picture up at TPM, I think, of some very tall, handsome, young black man standing next to Cochrane with a fixed, rictus of a grin and his eyes cutting desperately to the side, as though to say "I'm taking this one for the party but I hope to god no one in my family sees me standing next to this old cracker dude."

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  24. whetstone12:02 PM

    So blacks crossed over—538 has some interesting evidence suggesting that it happened in relatively significant numbers—in order to vote against a guy who's delivered a keynote address for the Sons of Confederate Veterans. How dare they avail themselves of the open primary to vote for their best interest!


    Actually, if I could be promised I was speaking in front of *actual* sons of Confederate veterans, I'd probably do it, because it's not very often that you get to speak in front of a full house of 130-year-olds.

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  25. J Neo Marvin12:08 PM

    This is probably the most fun Mississippi Democrats have had in years.

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  26. Jay B.12:12 PM

    Imagine if a tea-party candidate in some state had openly appealed to registered Libertarians to help him win a close primary runoff.


    It's easy, if you try.

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  27. Derelict12:18 PM

    I'[m hoping they really do launch a full investigation. Given what we've seen from McDaniels' crew thus far, I'll bet they find all sorts of irregularities--most of which send McDaniels' people to prison. Who says there's no vote-fraud problem?

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  28. Derelict12:21 PM

    I want to gaze into this comments eyes while caressing its snow-white skin.

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  29. Derelict12:29 PM

    I once gave a speech for the local Lions Club. If I had to guess, 130 was just slightly above the average age of that group.

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  30. BadExampleMan12:30 PM

    See, the Overton Window was slamming shut and he didn't get his head out of the way in time, and when he woke up...

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  31. Derelict12:34 PM

    When Dick Armey decided to create the Tea Party.

    The pressing question is just how egregiously lunatic do GOP politicians have to become before it becomes unavoidable for even the so-called liberal media (SCLM) to say, "WOW! What a racist asshole!"

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  32. catclub12:39 PM

    "in order to vote against a guy who's delivered a keynote address for the Sons of Confederate Veterans."


    I really think they could have been motivated to turn out like crazy in the fall against this guy. Like, enough to beat a GOP candidate in Mississippi. He was going to be an infinite source of gaffes. Plus the skeletons in his radio history.



    Oh well. We shall see what happens in the fall.

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  33. dmsilev12:40 PM

    There were some Civil War veterans who, in their old age, married much younger women. It's possible that some of the children of those marriages are still around.

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  34. Philboid Studge12:44 PM

    "In essence, tea party activists are the RINOs." (Erik Erik-etc)



    Idea for rebrand: Have snake in Dont-Tread-on-Me flag eating itself.

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  35. RogerAiles12:46 PM

    The Cockslapican Party, one expects.

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  36. tigrismus12:49 PM

    And what does the tea party stand for except doing both of those harder?

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  37. RogerAiles12:51 PM

    Not to mention the many Confederates who impregnated their grandchildren.

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  38. M. Krebs12:57 PM

    Hey, maybe the teahadis will turn out in droves to vote against Cochran again! Nah.

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  39. M. Krebs1:00 PM

    Strom Thurmon?

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  40. Jay B.1:02 PM

    To be fair, E, the GOP is still really strong on punishing the poor and bombing foreigners too, so it's not like there's nothing to hang your hat on.

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  41. Spaghetti Lee1:12 PM

    This is like one of those movies where people are turned into zombies or demons or whatever and occasionally, for a few seconds, you look into their eyes and see the human inside struggling to get out, and then their eyes glaze over again and they go for your throat. I'm sure after this brief moment of lucidity Erick is back to blaming the apocalypse on teachers' unions and Buzzfeed.

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  42. NonyNony1:16 PM

    That sounds suspiciously like a formulation for "Peak Wingnut".

    There is no such thing as Peak Wingnut.

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  43. Spaghetti Lee1:17 PM

    So lemme get this straight. The Republican Party is "over, done with, finished" because the really conservative 35-year-incumbent beat the really, really conservative challenger in a primary, and Jeffy's solution is to...advertise to conservative Democrats, who are likely orders of magnitude more liberal than conservative Republicans (i.e. they don't usually think children deserve to starve if their parents can't afford to pay for lunches)? Is he aware that Reagan was likely more liberal than Cochran or McDaniel? How strange it must be to live teetering on the edge of madness, where something as simple as your guy losing an election sends you spinning into a fit of gibbering lunacy.

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  44. Yes I certainly appreciated the all-expenses paid vacation to Mississippi so I could vote. Thanks Sen. Cochran!

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  45. Yeah, there should be more homoscares and lady oppression!

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  46. I figure he'll decide this is proves that black people voting = voter fraud.

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  47. Gromet1:28 PM

    Imagine the gall! OPENLY appealing to voters who might not agree with 100% of your stands!

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  48. Derelict1:29 PM

    That's axiomatic no matter what's going on.

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  49. Gromet1:33 PM

    Has anyone listened to Rush today to see how he's reacting to the tactics he advocated? If so, please entertain us!

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  50. montag21:41 PM

    And just in case anyone mistakes Ms. Simone's sentiments, here's a little reinforcement from Phil Ochs.

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  51. Gromet1:43 PM

    The way this idiot is appalled at the "open" appeal to voters makes me wonder just what rules he imagines should govern democracy. It's okay to appeal to demographics or blocs by implying you're the better candidate for them -- just don't blatantly spell it out?


    Well, if so, no doubt race is involved. "Hey, it's no fair that I can't say directly 'I will be better for white people' -- I'm stuck dog-whistlin' that tune all day, and you know that only gets through to 90 percent of my dumb electorate. MEANWHILE the other guy can say directly he's better for black people! He can say that ON TV -- and everyone approves! No fair!" Sure, boss, that's no fair. You have a very tight grasp on the concept of fairness.

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  52. ...Thad Cochran butt-fucking the GOP.

    Nobody, but nobody does this. Even if you had the will you’d be far too exhausted after first trying to withdraw the GOPer’s head. It’s been said men would rather be assigned to work in diamond mines than even attempt such lunacy.

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  53. montag21:49 PM

    Oh, I think a two-and-a-half minute egg, after expecting three, sends Godlstein into paroxysms of gibbering. I mean, c'mon, this is Godlstein! This is the looney archduke of gibbering.

    Oh, by the way, did he take this occasion to beg for more money for guns? Or a house?

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  54. Gromet1:57 PM

    Cool with letting individuals decide who to marry, get pregnant by, and what to smoke makes one an untouchable liberal -- ah, CW Cooke, you mad genius you, thanks for the laughs. And please, go on. It never gets old hearing about how the candidate who wants more laws is the true libertarian.

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  55. randomworker2:00 PM

    It used to be libertarians were republicans who liked to smoke weed and download porn off the internet. Now they don't even like to do those things.

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  56. Typically amazing post, but this was by far the funniest line: "only this time they'll be lured by the charisma of Jeff Goldstein"


    That had me spitting coffee, damn you, Edroso.

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  57. sharculese2:03 PM

    He'll just assert without evidence that the majority of these people voted in the original Dem primary and are thus committing VOTER FRAUD. And his audience will take it on faith that he's right.


    Circle squared.

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  58. John Tyler was born in the 18th Century and has grandchildren that of this writing are still alive.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092227/US-president-John-Tylers-grandsons-STILL-ALIVE.html

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  59. We hypothesize, based on recent testing, vast reserves of heavy crude remain untapped.

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  60. montag22:32 PM

    Would that be the OurobourOH, SHIT?

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  61. KatWillow2:54 PM

    They've done a good job restricting abortion access, so good, in fact, they are confidently and openly trying to ban contraception too.

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  62. KatWillow2:55 PM

    All the commenters here today are on a roll.

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  63. mortimer20002:56 PM

    Goldstein reacts to the morning-after reality with a pledge:
    And the payback, I assure you, will be startling, especially to those of you who have grown so used to counting on us to vote for the lesser of two evils.
    I hereby grant you permission to blow me. Because that ain’t happening ever again, and I aim to convince as many people as possible to follow that lead.


    What's even funnier is that his commenters are accusing anyone in the thread more accepting of the Cochran outcome of being a troll paid by the National Republican Congressional Committee.

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  64. Al Swearengen2:56 PM

    "gLibertarians" are now Republicans too-ashamed to own up to their own idiot party.

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  65. LittlePig2:57 PM

    What?! 65 comments on a thread with this titleand no mention of Kenny Delmar?

    This is, I say, this is an outrage, suh, an outrage!

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  66. Al Swearengen2:58 PM

    Hahahah! Let "The Night of the Long Swizzle Sticks" commence!

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  67. KatWillow3:00 PM

    I dunno, that nearly happened to me on Nov 5 2004.

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  68. LittlePig3:05 PM

    EricEricEric titles his little whine 'The Marionettes Remain Uncut'.


    Probably too hard to find a mohel down in his part of the world.

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  69. glennisw3:13 PM

    How dare black voters vote for a Republican? (How's that diversity outreach effort going for you, BTW?)

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  70. dmsilev3:20 PM

    Zombies seek BRAIIINS, and it is therefore clear that they would not be welcome in the modern Republican Party.

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  71. Like the Eskimo for snow, or the Arabs for G-d, the Republican has 99 names for white including American, traditional, people like us, good country people, real, voters, values having, religious, Christian... You can add your own. I might also add that they have rather a large number of synonyms for black, too, but politeness forbids me from offering more than "food stamper" and "moocher."

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  72. Derelict3:24 PM

    It being Mississippi, I won't be so sure about even the most far-out racist meathead going down to defeat. Never forget that St. Ronnie kicked is successful presidential bid by going to Philadelphia and giving a speech extolling states' rights.

    Mississippi is indeed one of the poorest states. But if there's one thing you can count on with po' white folks there, it's that they'll vote against them negro-lovin' Demoncrats--and make an extra effort to do so if their candidate is, uh, sympatico.

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  73. Derelict3:25 PM

    No, but they might stay home in droves.

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  74. Great comment. You can almost see them choking on that one. But the opposite is also true--that they are really pissed off that there is a real world backlash against their obvious racist strategy--that is to say that there they were, minding their own business and cultivating an all white crop of voters for the purposes of doing what is whitey white white for the righty right right people when black people got all votey in their swimming pool. They want to shout "hey! That's very reactionary of you all! What do you mean that when we created a white voting bloc we left you all no choice but to organize along racial lines yourselves? What do you mean that for each and every action there is an equal and opposite reaction?"

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  75. Derelict3:26 PM

    Don't forget the newest in the racist lexicon: The blahs.

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  76. Derelict3:32 PM

    Since they're marionettes, just a whittle bit off the end will do. (Could probably have this taken care of with a pencil sharpener.)

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  77. Derelict3:38 PM

    Close, but needs moar "Blacks should not have the right to vote at all" mixed in.

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  78. coozledad4:00 PM

    I've been reading Absalom, Absalom! in small chunks this summer. It's the perfect sleepy violent song that gets at a lot of what's fucked up about not just Mississippi, but the rest of the slaveholding south and the people who would continue to venerate it.


    It was built directly on rape:
    ..sold to any brute who had the price, not sold to him for the night like a white prostitute, but body and soul for life to him who could have used her with more impunity than a heifer or mare, and then discard or sold or even murdered when worn out or when her keep and her price no longer balanced...


    That's the Confederacy in a nutshell. The crime state every Republican sociopath wanks for, and no white trash can imagine the consequences of.

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  79. montag24:15 PM

    Unfortunately, he didn't have much of a career. Started to go seriously insane in the early `70s, by the mid-`70s was pretty much not able to care for himself, was living with (I think) his sister, drinking too much, paranoid, had completely adopted the persona of his alter ego, and finally hanged himself in 1976. Sad end.

    Quite a few records remain, however. There's a documentary about him from a few years ago:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1597089/?ref_=nm_knf_t2

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  80. LittlePig4:20 PM

    Damn, "Love me, I'm a liberal" is incredible. I feel like a kid in a candy store. Too bad I can't stop crying.

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  81. JennOfArk4:26 PM

    McDaniel in his non-concession speech yesterday evening: "You know why. You read the stories. You’re familiar with the problems that we have."


    That's not a dog-whistle; that's a foghorn.

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  82. BigHank534:27 PM

    I was more looking forward to "The Long* Night of Blowing Jeff Goldstein", because that would at least get him to shut the fuck up for a while.

    *Dunno how long it will actually take; I'm just assuming it will seem eternal to whomever has to perform the task.

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  83. sharculese4:28 PM

    "Here's to the State of Mississippi" is about as good as Ochs gets, IMO, but it's all fantastic stuff. Have fun on YouTube for th day, then track down a copy of All the News That's Fit to Sing and work forward.

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  84. sharculese4:29 PM

    "I hereby grant you permission to blow me" is a phrase Godlstein is used to having ignored.

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  85. This one was heard on Top-40 for a while.


    Never noticed the John Denver similarity before, but you're right. That is weird.

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  86. edroso4:32 PM

    Admit it, boy, I'm too fast fo' ya!

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  87. BigHank534:33 PM

    "Shit. I'm going to have to explain this photo to every person I date for the rest of my damn life."

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  88. Matt Jones4:33 PM

    Heh, see also Kos for a rundown of the total-wingnut-freakout:

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/06/25/1309384/-Epic-Tea-Party-hissy-fit-on-Twitter#



    Note that "Tatiner" is now claiming that his "McDaniels should storm the Senate with armed supporters, arrest & hang Cochran, and then take the seat" was TOTES SATIRE U GUIZE. Because, as we all know, there aren't any bands of heavily-armed far-right lunatics currently threatening government workers or anything...

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  89. smut clyde4:33 PM

    our purging of what has become a rather dubious "big tent,""Purges"? Godlstein slips so easily into eliminationist talk. "Empty the big tent, leave only the clowns!"

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  90. smut clyde4:36 PM

    Like the Eskimo for snowMUST... RESIST... LINGUISTIC... PEDANTRY...

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  91. Buffalo Rude4:37 PM

    I'm sure they're rehearsing that "whistle" right now between sobs and ragegasms.

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  92. Yea, the right wing really does take the culture war seriously and that really is a problem.

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  93. smut clyde4:47 PM

    The Abiogenic theory of crude wingnut origins.

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  94. FlipYrWhig4:52 PM

    Isn't that Trent Lott's line?

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  95. FlipYrWhig4:54 PM

    Before the purging, the binging.

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  96. smut clyde5:00 PM

    I’m just not sure what the Republican Party really stands for any more other than telling Obama noMuch of Erik-ben-Erik's political career involves accusing Republican politicians of squishiness when they showed insufficient fervour in their opposition to Obama. Now he's got exactly the platform he worked for. Or is my memory at fault?

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  97. carolannie5:06 PM

    Rickey Cole, concern troll

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  98. smut clyde5:38 PM

    Rush explains that he has stereotyped those people as The Real Racists (TM) -- I thought it was the worst thing you could do as an African American, vote for a Republican -- so if they do not follow his stereotype, they are inconsistent and untrustworthy as well as racist.

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  99. Google/Blogspot/YouTube is ahead of all of us w/ their recommendations. This popped up mins. after checking in here.

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  100. I know, i was kidding. But come in the joke just begged to be made. Print the legend!

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  101. Sounds like they will be hiccuping soon, at that rate

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  102. Is this all an extended colonoscopy prep joke to you people?

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  103. smut clyde6:08 PM

    At my age, *everything* is an extended colonoscopy prep joke.

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  104. smut clyde6:11 PM

    Speaking of linguistics, how rusty is your Nepali? Relevant to my interests.

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  105. Ellis_Weiner6:14 PM

    Upvoted for "print the legend" and not, I assure you, the transparently lame, post-hoc "I was kidding."

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  106. RHWombat6:18 PM

    ...as green as my valley.

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  107. smut clyde6:20 PM

    Erikson dancing the lead role in 'Petrushka'. My mental images, let me show you them.

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  108. Ellis_Weiner6:20 PM

    Also "purge." Take the most rabid, partisan Bolshevik who lived to lick Stalin's boot, and who ordered semi-apostates be strangled (or, better, did it himself), and that's Godlstein. Someone for whom fervor is an end in itself. (Peggy Lee voice: FERVOR! In the mornin', and fervor all through the night...)

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  109. Ellis_Weiner6:21 PM

    Dude! Look up "Love Me, I'm a Liberal."

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  110. Ellis_Weiner6:35 PM

    Man, is THAT true. That event permanently scarred me with the "never underestimate the credulity or stupidity of the electorate" wound.

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  111. Gabriel Ratchet7:13 PM

    Ouroboros? Human Centipede? Why decide when you can be both?

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  112. Rusty. I cant read it and when i talk i sound like your uneducated village bumpkin grandma from the last century.

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  113. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person10:02 PM

    He said purge 'em, not barium...

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  114. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person10:11 PM

    makes me wonder just what rules he imagines should govern democracy.

    Whatever those rules might be, you can be sure he knows what color the rulemakers should be...

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  115. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person10:14 PM

    So basically McDaniels got all soggy and hard to light about the idea that Democrats might have done what Republicans do every chance they get, right?
    And how he can say he wants to make sure "only Republicans" voted, in an open-primary State, I'm sure I don't know...

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  116. Glock H. Palin, Esq.1:49 AM

    Promises.

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  117. redoubtagain11:31 AM

    Miracle Whip optional.

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  118. Julia Grey11:36 AM

    Alan Gurganis, "Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All."

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  119. Julia Grey11:39 AM

    They always are.


    Sometimes it's Hawaiian bread, tho.

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  120. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person6:42 PM

    What comes after the Googling?

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  121. Followed immediately by "...that ain't happening ever again." Jeff should be more grateful it ever happened once.

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  122. when i talk i sound like your uneducated village bumpkin grandma from the last century.


    Gran was speaking Nepali? We always thought it was the gin.

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  123. It figures that I'd be away from the Internet on "mds Is officially surplus to requirements" Day.

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