Well, never mind those, because here's a real culture war coup:
Parody Obama Movie Posters Arrive in L.A. for President’s VisitThe idea apparently is that Obama and Spielberg hate the Jews, and the Real Grown Ups across the internet are ecstatic. Let those communists have Hollywood, Broadway and the museums -- we have a couple of posters in Los Angeles, which will be rechristened Breitbartberg comes Der Tag.
‘Saving Barack Obama: A Steven Spielberg Ploy’
Speaking of Breitbart:
The artwork is part of a larger campaign by street artists who are filling cities with political messages in opposition to the current administration. In February of this year, posters declaring President Obama to be “subpar” covered the streets of Santa Monica, California. The appearance of the posters coincided with the PGA Tour and poked fun at the president’s multiple golf outings.Surely this will move the sheeple! Benghazi will be avenged!
For some reason I'm put in mind of Hitler's watercolors.
I can't wait for the Giant Puppetts. That always brings the crowd to its knees.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sure these posters are a pure grassroots effort, and not some rich shit(s) throwing money around.
ReplyDeleteStreet artists. Yeah right. I'll bet it's actually just an advertising firm. What kind of impossibly square street artist would mock a politician using a golf pun?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of impossibly square street artist would mock a politician using a golf pun?
ReplyDeleteThe kind that can't recognize a self-mocking politician.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who misread the newspaper's name as "Free Bacon." Needless to say, I was very disappointed.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm not sure how some award like this that everyone is going to forget about in a few days (if they even hear about in the first place) is going to "save" Obama from his problems, but at least we got another teleprompter joke out of it. That's the kind of anarchic, irreverent creativity I'd expect from true street artists. Truth to Power guys!
Just wait til they discover a liberal did these. I'm really looking forward to that critique
ReplyDeleteI have to vote Republican now. Obscurity and irrelevancy always fires me up.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? They do this shit all the time, forgetting that the vast majority of folks out there aren't clued in to their insider shorthand, and don't know that the teleprompters are symbolic of Obama's patent unfitness for office. Your average shmoe seeing this poster is gonna think, "????? Whatever."
ReplyDeleteOh man, "subpar?" That's GOTTA leave a mark! Touché, wingnuts!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember all those things.
ReplyDeleteI also remember the portrait of Breitbart as a Viking that made his arms look like they were from a first draft of a Popeye cartoon, and with a sword so big that if he had tried to lift it, that would have finished him off before the booze and cocaine did.
But, hell, who's keeping score?
I remember all the hilarious things that were done to that portrait of Breitbart as a Viking over at TBogg's.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't mention the best part. The Spielberg parody poster is built around a TelePrompTer joke. Wow, such timely, relevant humor from this crowd. Why not throw in a leaf of arugula, or a word bubble saying "57 states"? Hey, most people spend ten hours a day reading Breitbart, right? This'll draw the Real Americans out of their ConservaCaves.
ReplyDeleteMy prediction: a syndicated newspaper comic artist, the world's leading producers and consumers of golf jokes. Once you've lost Mort Walker, Mr. President, you've lost America!
ReplyDeleteThe article at the Breitbart California link is literally, *literally* like a piece from a high school newspaper. These people are approaching the point where they're not only not worth taking seriously, they're not even worth snarking about.
ReplyDeleteParodying a movie title from 1998, no less.
ReplyDeleteThe posters don't really look like much now, but they'll really come into their own once delinquents have drawn cocks all over them.
ReplyDeleteYes, well, we're talking about a target audience that doesn't get out much.
ReplyDeleteO.K., I made the mistake of leaving the bunker Sat. night, & right there on the corner of Hollywood & Vine was this one pasted on a traffic box. Also mostly torn off & already covered in other stuff pasted over it. So pathetic & barely visible I didn't bother taking a picture.
ReplyDeleteSo your dangerous, subversive guerrilla street art campaign features golf puns, Stephen Spielberg, and Santa Monica. Presumably our bargain-bin Banksys went out to paper them up in khakis and a blue polo shirt, then celebrated their victory with a nice meal at TGI Friday's. You're kind of missing the "edgy" factor, guys.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but in my tenure at the PHS Mirror, neither I nor my fellow writers used inside lingo, nakedly plagiarized from another source, or created worshipful graphic T-shirts of our teacher, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteI am strangely living in fear of that QR code.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. And if they're on bus shelters no one driving by will have the slightest idea what they mean. The image means nothing from a car & few will read & get the lame message.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the bargain bin Banksy's have paid corporate guerrillas to install them, behind relatively safe plastic.
Wow, that's some stunning PhotoShop there. I'd actually like to see what something this shit looks like when it's blown up to poster size. I bet you could spot those aliased edges from a block off.
ReplyDeleteAnd I quote:
ReplyDeleteThe posters feature President Obama walking into the horizon between a pair of his teleprompters, which have become a sort of symbol of his presidency and the subject of many jokes, even receiving the acronym TOTUS for Teleprompter of the United States of America (mirroring POTUS, which stands for President of the United States of America).
Isn't that great? It's meant to have the look of a guerrilla project, but then they pay to have it installed? You couldn't hire an actual street team for this?
ReplyDeleteFrankly, the flyers put under car wipers by one of our local crazyman activists had more going for them than this lame Breitbart agitcrap.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I can't find his best work online. We had a judge who was considered a sleaze by many...he left town for awhile after his son caught him sleeping with his wife and beat the living shit out of him...anyway, Judge Dishougn stayed away until his face healed up and declined to run again. Say McIntosh put out a flyer where he had cut and pasted a robed Dishougn into a bed, across which was written, "Many Prostitutes Have Lain Here."
It's almost like they don't understand the concept of visual art/symbolism as a medium of communication.
ReplyDeleteThe Spielberg poster isn't guerrilla-looking, it's legal & paid for in bus shelters.
ReplyDeleteNothing says "street" and "stickin' it to the MAN" like a professionally printed poster safely ensconced behind plexiglass.
ReplyDeleteMy point exactly - they're presenting this as though it were a street project (read the posts, that's how they're describing this) when it's clearly not. It can't be that hard to find a real street team in LA.
ReplyDeleteThat's how these things always end up. The "fake a viral groundswell of support" thing never, ever works: http://www.cracked.com/article_17153_9-corporate-attempts-at-edgy-that-failed-hilariously.html
ReplyDeleteParodying a movie title from 1998, no less.
ReplyDelete"Birth Certificate of a Nation"!
Well it takes them 10 hours to struggle through the one article they "read" sounding out the syllables as best they can
ReplyDeleteAt least not until they are outed
ReplyDeleteGosh I guess the have all forgotten about the "hump" http://media.salon.com/2004/10/nasa_photo_analyst_bush_wore_a_device_during_debate-293x307.jpg
ReplyDeleteI'm going to cash in. I'm rushing to publication with Shepard Fairey for Dummies.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously didn't click the link and see the poster shows BHO on a stark, empty horizon, with nothing but...his Teleprompters! Tell me that isn't edgy, no to mention hil-fucking-larious
ReplyDeleteThere's a certain president closely associated with the word 'mission' and it ain't this one. Jeez, these guys lead the league in shooting themselves in the foot.
ReplyDeleteI was scrolling down so fast I thought this read, "Now watch this drivel." Then I realized, yes, it did.
ReplyDeleteI used to be "for" the President, but then I glanced at a 3 foot high backlit bus shelter advertisment while waiting for the 6.15 cross-town, and it totally changed my views.
ReplyDeleteIt was the thought-provoking placement of the telepropmpters in the image.
Teleprompters being something which everyone who is not a RWNJ (or a bemused student of their "work") immediately associates not just with the President, but inevitably with his "radical socialism", "haughtiness", "Soros" and "Benghazi".
Plus, it's really clever, and funny.
Really...
.
And what kind of "street artist" puts their artwork into bus shelter billboard panels?
ReplyDelete.
Some Wingnut's kid or wife must be a graphic artist or own a poster printing press and this poster is the result.
ReplyDeleteJust another example of the grifting desperate Republicans fall prey too.
Egon Shingles.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I'm put in mind of Hitler's watercolors.You know who else fancied himself as a painter??!
ReplyDeleteOMG-It's the Platonic Ideal of the winger humor, complete with the "explanation" that is longer than the joke itself.
ReplyDeleteSee…that's the point. Bush got his orders delivered through old fashioned "talkin" not some fancy-pants words that he would have to read like those stuck-up liberal eggheads.
ReplyDeleteYou're confusing flowers with what most people use for fertilizer and the Breitsharters use for artwork, communication, hair gel, floor wax and dessert topping.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I find the Teleprompter thing more than a bit confusing. Every president has used the Teleprompter since the device was introduced. It's just something that presidents use.
ReplyDeleteBut for some reason, it's become a thing with the right and Obama. The only explanation I can come up with is that they really want to be led by someone who is inarticulate and not afraid to show it. ("Fool me once, uh, er, . . .")
Like every other grift on the right, it's presented as "This is for-reals grassroots and you should send your donation to support it!!!" You can put it on the shelf next to the various Tea Party incarnations, lots of the Bible-banging groups, BreitFart itself, and on and on and on.
ReplyDeleteI think it has to do with Affirmative Action (the "first Affirmative Action President has to use a teleprompter, see?) I noticed Mitt Romney used one a lot, though nobody ever called it out. One might argue Mitt was the real AA candidate in that race.
ReplyDeleteD- for idea, F for execution--the "Welcome to California" sign is on the wrong side of the fence (unless the idea is to escape to Nevada or Oregon or Tijuana)
ReplyDeleteIt bothers the Wingnuts that Obama can read and write.
ReplyDeleteI read "the real AA candidate" and I think of Bush.
ReplyDeleteMan, when you've lost Billy Graham . . .
ReplyDeleteOh, HAW! A teleprompter joke! That's a good one [slapping knee]!
ReplyDeleteThat's waaaay more damaging than "Now, watch this drive!"
ReplyDeleteIn February of this year, posters declaring President Obama to be “subpar” covered the streets of Santa Monica, California. The appearance of the posters coincided with the PGA Tour and poked fun at the president’s multiple golf outings.
ReplyDeleteOh HAW! A golf joke! Cuz like no Preznit has ever played golf before!! Good one! [slapping knee again.]
Seriously, this happened? "Covered the streets?" I work in Santa Monica, and am unaware of it. It must have gotten lost in the maze of ads for yoga studios.
(unless the idea is to escape to Nevada or Oregon or Tijuana)
ReplyDeleteEmphasis added.
Paul Klee?
ReplyDeleteThe artwork is part of a larger campaign by anonymous street artists who are filling cities with political messages
ReplyDeleteAnonymous street artists AKA paid advertising professionals. What a bunch of crap, to pretend that a coordinated, paid ad campaign is "anonymous street art...with political messages." The right wing knuckleheads embrace the cynicism and assume everyone else buys it.
I know, right? It's like they looked at the recent successes of liberalism (health care, Obama's reelection, gay rights, etc.) and said "we need to adopt some of their winning tactics and methods" - and they went right to mimicking (badly) the utterly ineffective 80s-90s art and culture jamming left instead of, you know, their 2000s netroots-era tactics of demographic analysis and voter engagement.
ReplyDeleteIt's a lot of fun to be an edgy graffiti artist and repurpose corporate logos and march around and yell things, but it almost never translates into actual political power to change things.
It must have gotten lost in the maze of ads for yoga studios.
ReplyDeleteLook for the campaign sponsored by the upward ends of a bunch of downward-facing dogs.
There's that!
ReplyDeleteThis will obviously be the greatest "street art" success since "Google Ron Paul."
ReplyDeleteThat AA does double duty for Bush.
ReplyDelete"throw obama from the train"!
ReplyDeletethey've eclipsed david foster wallace - the joke is all footnotes
ReplyDeleteThe fine folks over at Wonkette had a field day with that one, as well.
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt it. But if you or your fellow-writers crafted eat-your-peas-type sentences such as the following, it was because you were 17 at the time:
ReplyDelete"The artwork is part of a larger
campaign by anonymous street artists who are filling cities with
political messages that oppose the administration."
Show us on the doll where the bad url touched your browser.
ReplyDeleteThe Puppet Masters always comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteTime for topless press conferences people!
Dead Breitbart sez "Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?"
ReplyDelete"Gold coins! Ask me how!"
ReplyDeleteWhat is that supposed to... oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteThe intern didn't want to get wheat paste on his khakis.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a giant puppet, that's Matt Drudge with his hand up Trey Gowdy's ass.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, wingnuts. Obama's gonna be honored at USC's Shoah Foundation by Steven Spielberg, and the best you could do is Saving Barack Obama? No Alinsky's List, Empire of The One, or Minority Deport? Or the most obvious of all, and just imagine the conservative gag possibilities: JEWS
ReplyDeleteThis effort is just The Color Derple if you ask me.
Followed closely by "Google Rick Santorum!"
ReplyDeleteI still see gopsters orgasm over "57! 57! 57!"
ReplyDeleteProof positive I should quit reading the comments at Mallard Fillmore.
Nonwhite Heat
ReplyDeleteWell, two comments at root level have been eaten by DIscuss. Leave us try a test.
ReplyDeleteSo, something tripped the wire.
ReplyDeleteCargo cult comedy?
ReplyDeleteWeapons of Liberal Mass Destruction?
ReplyDeleteWow, I thought that was it.
ReplyDeleteExactly. They're copying everything liberals said about Bush, because it worked. They just don't realize that the stuff has to have something to do with the guy they're making fun of.
ReplyDeleteGoogle Ron Paul - and visit the URL he had the U.N. liberate from his fanbois.
ReplyDeleteI tried to post a longer paragraph noting how they are merely apeing what they see as successful on other side (no offense to non-wingnut apes intended). They just totally miss the why of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed none of this seems to have mentioned the Porkulus. That was some damn clever wordsmithing.
ReplyDeleteThe cherry on top of that one was that it was stolen artwork with Dimbart's face pasted on.
ReplyDeleteWait... are you telling me that Andre the Giant DOESN'T have a posse?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the rates for advertising right outside Paramount Studios is only a few bucks
ReplyDeleteI got asked to leave the comments section of The Comics Curmudgeon because I let loose with a barrage of invective over Mallard Fillmore
ReplyDeleteThe idea apparently is that Obama and Spielberg hate the Jews
ReplyDeleteI'm always amused by this sort of thing. The righties are obsessed with winning over the Jewish vote, and they always fail miserably. They claim that the Democratic party doesn't support the interests of Jewish voters, but when pressed on the issue, they mumble incoherently about Israel and taxes.
Meanwhile, they keep on blathering about how healthcare reform or raising marginal tax rates is just like the Holocaust, they push a radical fundamentalist evangelic Christian agenda, and when asked to depict a liberal, they invariably use imagery straight out of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.
The really odd thing is that, outside of the "coastal elite" cities, the Jewish vote is not large enough to swing elections. These efforts to court Jews don't make sense from a purely political standpoint- it's more of an existential angst, a combination of end-times eschatological yearnings and a desperate attempt to make Liberal Fascism seem like more than a dumb joke.
The shadow can only mock, never create.
ReplyDeleteSomebody set up us the bomb!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the problem with that campaign is that people actually googled Ron Paul.
ReplyDeleteAlso associated with golf and bad timing...
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like its ALWAYS PROJECTION
But you repeat yourself...
ReplyDeleteAir Force One ... 2.
ReplyDeleteJOHN MCCAIN: Get. Off. My. Plane!
You have to remember, when you or I say "Jews" we mean the people traditionally considered to be Jewish, that is the people of semitic extraction originally from the Middle East and now dispersed around the world.
ReplyDeleteWhen they say "the Jews" they mean "the right-wing political power in charge of the nation of Isreal".
This little switcheroo is how they are able to paint the children of Holocaust victims, Secular Jews, Reform Rabbis, Stephen Spielberg, etc, as anti-Semites.
Having to put the guy's name on a nametag becuase nobody really gives a shit about him kinda undermines the effect.
ReplyDeleteOh! the posters have arrived,
ReplyDeleteThey had an arduous trip,
Passing through the colon,
Then the artist let ‘em rip.
Oh! the posters have arrived,
No mention here of Nazis,
What really gives us boners now,
Is Hillary sucking Benghazi.
Oh! the posters have arrived,
Admire our impish wit!
Watch for more pure comedy,
Because our artist has to shit.
Yeah, for them "Jews" signifies Likud, Eric Cantor, and Ben Shapiro.
ReplyDeleteAsked to leave, or asked to shut up about MF? Josh disallowed mention of the strip because it invariably brought out rightwing jackasses who never needed to breathe. It's spelled out on every page of the site, and there's even a message board for those who insist.
ReplyDeleteUltimately, there's not much new you can say about a strip so joyless and perfunctory.
"Duck and Cover" exists, though just barely any more, for criticism of the strip, or you can go right to Comics Kingdom, where the slightest hint of disagreement brings out the mouth-breathers who will hotly defend the reality of whatever inane scenario Tinsley barfs out on a given day.
Subpar. Boy, that's harsh. So, if Obama is subpar, who is the par he's being compared to? Grover Cleveland?
ReplyDeleteWait'll they get a load of Paul Revolution: the Next Generation. "You can't spell DRANO without RAND." And instead of blimps, it'll be drones.
ReplyDeleteTeleprompters sure are the sign of a bad president! Only a lamest, dumbest, most effete Hollywood Liberal would ever use a teleprompter.
ReplyDeleteI'm dumb about golf... wouldn't subpar be good? As in below-par?
ReplyDeleteI remember your idea was too much for the more "conventional" sites when Substance McGravitas produced a photoshop of it.
ReplyDeleteNow, that was a powerful tag-team of satire.
Your average schmo doesn't even know what a teleprompter looks like.
ReplyDeleteA couple of commentators suggested I shouldn't continue. Probably wingers, since I was railing against something MF said.
ReplyDeleteNo biggie. There's a limited number of comments sections you can be an active member of, so I became a read only.
For some reason I'm put in mind of Hitler's watercolors.
ReplyDeleteI'm put in mind of Bush's feet in the bathtub.
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2013/02/08/08-bush-bath.o.jpg/a_560x0.jpg
And money.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, I forgot Sheldon Adelson!
ReplyDeleteThe nametag is the best part! I especially like that they couldn't figure out how to skew the text or use a handwritten-look font.
ReplyDeleteGolf Digest apparently ranked the last 15 golfing presidents, and Obama was 8th. Right in the middle. As moderate a presidential golfer as you could imagine. Didn't play as much as Eisenhower, not as good as Kennedy. Better than Nixon and Taft.
ReplyDeleteThat pretty much sums up his entire career.
ReplyDeleteTrue that! I got too busy for the CC and was away for a year or so, and the traffic is so high now it's way hard to keep up.
ReplyDelete[aka Muffaroo]
I work in the satanic mills of advertising and please trust me that even though we are all soulless hacks, we'd come up with something better than a golf pun.
ReplyDelete"that is the people of semitic extraction originally from the Middle East and now dispersed around the world."
ReplyDeleteOh please! Judaism also spread by conversion, and those "semetic" (a spurious, irrelevant term, BTW) Jews continually intermarried.
Semetic extraction Feh Okay, what's a "semetic"?
George Bush: WORSE THAN HITLER.
ReplyDeleteBBBB we must never, ever forget the dire fate of Jews who are a tiny, tiny minority in countries which forbid, by law, any religious protections for them. What if other Jews ended up like the Jews in the US, with no state of their own to protect them?
ReplyDeleteAnd the attempt to shear some more money from the sheeple with it.
ReplyDeletehttp://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2012/06/BreiTard.jpg
Well, he used to. I know this because they stopped by my high school one day as substitutes. In fact, you might say his posse come and taught us.
ReplyDeleteWhatevs, you know what I mean. Excuse my rushed thumbnail sketch of Jewishness. I was kinda, you know, making a joke.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity Clive Bundy didn't give us a charming dissertation on the Jews while the camera crews were covering him.
ReplyDeleteThere's just so much to love about the "original" image, which as noted was swiped and had Breitbart's melon pasted on. The tiny little t-rex arms, the chin Brazilian...the improvements upon it just lifted it to fabulous.
ReplyDeleteSubby's the best. Just to remind everyone of his genius, here it is again.
ReplyDeleteOh please! Judaism also spread by conversion
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, but then the Khazar Khaganate collapsed.
Eh, I don't know. Based on that painting alone, I'd say it's a wash.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite example of that is the pissy Men's Rights LOLcat-type images that are completely covered in text.
ReplyDeleteThat is their dream. Then they can find us an American Putin.
ReplyDelete"Soon the cities will be full! Full of political messages!" proclaimed the mastermind. "Bwahaha!"
ReplyDeleteHey, there are worse presidential epitaphs than "Better than Nixon and Taft."
ReplyDeleteUpvote for chin Brazilian.
ReplyDeleteOUCH.
ReplyDelete"Par" meaning average, with 41 rankable presidents, are they saying Obama is gonna rank 21st? Wow, that's just as damning AND catchy as the line I saw at anti-war rallies in 2003-2005, "Worst President Ever."
ReplyDelete(In fairness, those leftwing activists sure exaggerated -- Bush is only 7th or 8th worst! And heckuva job, polo-shirt-wearing sandinistas! Your poster basically says, "Obama: it's like reliving the nightmare of the heretofore one-step-below-average McKinley Administration! Minus the war on trumped-up charges, of course -- we actually liked that part about McKinley, God Rest his soul. Long live McKinley!")
There are also worse political epitaphs than "worse than Kennedy or Eisenhower"
ReplyDeleteHe's looking for inexpensive dental care.
ReplyDeleteI would like to have a loud philosophical argument with this comment over Italian sodas and a copy of On Grammatology.
ReplyDeleteIKR? It's like they think Dom Casual is one of those "illegal aliens" they're always trying to deport.
ReplyDeleteThe righties are obsessed with winning over the Jewish vote, and they always fail miserably.
ReplyDeleteBecause to them, the American electorate is like one of their pension-fund scams--if you can't steal the whole thing, part it out and sell it to the highest bidder.
Say what you will about Hitler, at least he sort of understood how perspective worked.
ReplyDeleteI want to go on a double-feature movie date with this comment.
ReplyDeletePolitics aside, and speaking solely as a human with at least some sort of sense of humor, I think Hitler's watercolors were way wittier.
ReplyDeleteBen(ghazi) Hur
ReplyDeleteIt's only a matter of time before "the Jews" figure out that a teleprompter is exactly what Hitler would have used if it had only been invented yet and then you Obots will be sorry. Bookmark it libs.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought they couldn't get any more childish---OK, I've never actually thought that...
ReplyDeleteAnd their ass, and their girlfriend's ass. And their nephew...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the idea is to make it look "official". You know, like all that junk mail that comes in an envelope that's juuuust different enough from an actual IRS or SSA mailing that they won't get nailed.
ReplyDeleteWell, 1998 is gonna figure prominently in the coming months/years/Christit'sgonnafeellikedecades approach to Hitlerymania '16!!!!11! Hell, Blowghazi! (TBogg) has already started...
ReplyDeleteSchedule Suntan would never, ever have worked. We would be doomed. Somehow In suspect RAH knew that...
ReplyDeleteHey, didja hear? Gowdy's gonna grab ankles with a gay Obama aid! At an Undisclosed Location, yet.
ReplyDeleteOh, hell, I read that wrong. He's gonna "grab coffee" with the guy. Well, hey, it's only a first date...
A mark? Hell, it'll leave a divot! An unreplaced divot...
ReplyDeleteProbably a combination of that plus buried embarrassment his eloquence as opposed to Junior being such a total Mrs Malaprop at the podium. Any podium. Including ones in soon-to-be formerly friendly nations...
ReplyDeleteFrom someone like him, it would probably be 'The Jew". And then he'd be off on a tear about the ZOG, and if there were any cats left in the bag, by golly they're out now...
ReplyDeleteForgot to tip Eduardo again, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteKargo Kult Komedy Kapers™ Monkisi Monkidu Studios...
ReplyDeleteHere is man not using Teleprompter. Worked out great. Obama elected!
ReplyDeletehttp://s28.postimg.org/5gj4pzjb1/gty_clint_eastwood_rnc_chair_ll_120906_wblog.jpg
It really doesn't help that part of the GOP's base of Zionist support originates with the fundamentalist evangelic Christian agenda: i.e. supporting Israel so we can immanetize the eschaton. This is not a solid policy base:
ReplyDelete"Hey, we'd love to get y'all to the Holy Land so we can end the world and go to heaven and cast you into the depths of hell."
"Uh... okay. Thanks?"
Guys? She doesn't like you, she just likes your car.
Yeah, but Reagan made up for the teleprompters by speaking waist deep in a pond of blood.
ReplyDeleteWhat are those things on either side of Commander Codpiece? I can't quite make them out...
ReplyDeletehttp://s17.postimg.org/jqm6d5r7z/Mission_accomplished_ap_img.jpg
If your idea of 'jes folks is George W. Bush, than advertising firm creatives probably seem totally friggin' street.
ReplyDeleteYou have brought sarcasm to a fine, honed, edge.
ReplyDeleteI actually had a really good letter to the editor published in the Boston Globe attacking Mallard Fillmore. I love my city.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No undocumented Mexican labor?
ReplyDeleteWho is the guy in the picture? I can't even figure out what they are trying to tell me.
ReplyDeleteHere are some of the other important stories covered by the intrepid reporter at the Washington Free Bacon:
ReplyDeleteSequester Resulted in One Layoff
Feds to Hold ‘Focus Groups’ for LGBT Renters
Parody Obama Movie Posters Arrive in L.A. for President’s Visit
Government Funded Origami Condoms Tested on Rabbits
N.M. Democrat Candidate for Governor Embellished Work History for Campaign Website
They're totally missing out on the dancewear opportunities.
ReplyDeletehttp://s22.postimg.org/rntax4o41/0218wmngdanc.jpg
How do they get the rabbits to fold the paper?
ReplyDeleteProps.
ReplyDeleteOr members of the United States armed forces, as they're known outside of Republican circles.
Talk about kicking a dead Corps.
ReplyDeleteWho ya gonna call? PorkBusters!
ReplyDeleteTed Cruz (or some fan of his) has recently used street posters of Ted with a tattoo to self promote.
ReplyDeleteI think conservatives like to imagine they are popular and posters covering the major cities feeds their dream of "silent majority"
Ben(ghazi) Hurl
ReplyDeleteFTFY
Then someone will come around and put Hitler mustaches on the cocks, and ruin the whole effect...
ReplyDeleteIt must be nice to live in a city with a real newspaper. We haven't had one of those for 20 years now.
ReplyDeleteI did manage to get a letter published by our right wing rag about 10 years ago...it ended with "even though no WMDs have been found in Iraq, thank heavens they've found no blue dresses either. Otherwise we might have an impeachable offense on our hands." They called for verification of authorship/permission to publish and I told them "only if you leave in the last 2 sentences." I was really surprised when it ran.
Damn that Edros O and the damnable white cat, too.
ReplyDeleteSeeing how Arab folk also consider themselves the sons and daughters of Shem, Semite is a pretty broad category...
ReplyDelete(yeah, yeah, I know)
Sure now and there were some old Irish rabbis back in Prohibition (when Jewish folk got a weekly wine allowance). Now Rabbi O'Brien, he's the most cheerful sort of man you'd ever wanted to meet.
ReplyDeleteJeez, tell me about it. There's a job opening at Wehco, but there is absolutely no way in Hell I could work for that sorry ass bastard.
ReplyDeleteChrist I miss the Gazette.
This isn't intern grade subversion. It's intern grade subversion with $10,000 behind it. I'm guessing they're going for the Daily Show crowd?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, those foreshortened arms. Eat your heart out, Tyrion.
ReplyDeleteWell. First they cut their feet off...
ReplyDeleteMallard Fillmore is proof (if any more was needed) that while a few conservatives may sometimes be funny, conservative "humor" never is, mostly because humor only works well when punching up.
ReplyDeleteTwo women, four breasts, two boobs
ReplyDeleteHitler was a master of what I call the "Motel Room" School of art.
ReplyDeleteWas that related to that grass-roots Ron Paul blimp?
ReplyDeleteDo any of these idiots realize that being subpar in golf is a good thing?
ReplyDeleteI just want to know where he buried the body of Righteous Bubba.
ReplyDeleteYour problem is that you're able to use critical thought and reasoning. Abandon these abilities and I'm sure it will make sense.
ReplyDeleteHe certainly looked like he had a small battery shoved up his arse.
ReplyDeleteThe blood of Salvedorean nuns at that.
ReplyDeleteQuite probably it would be 'The Eternal Jew'.
ReplyDeleteBlimps are the preferred communications mode of all grassroots organizations.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Tea Party, not the Tee Party...
ReplyDeleteAnd what's with the gloves?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but a real street team in LA would likely go ahead and draw the cocks on before they put these lame-ass posters up. Or stick them all up on the sewage treatment plant. Or both.
ReplyDeleteI'm digging a grave after reading that. It's a very small grave. It's for your self-respect.
ReplyDelete