...about all the ways liberals are persecuting conservatives these days, from the progressive Kristallnacht to poor Dinesh D'Souza. I don't know about you, but I never dreamed I had so much power.
UPDATE. Here's a cartoon that didn't make the cut:
I'm not sure why Uncle Sam looks so blasé. Maybe he's thinking, "Well, at least it's not a Puerto Rican." Or maybe witnessing over decades the slow destruction of the American Dream has turned his brain into harmless goo, and death comes as a blessing.
UPDATE. Ole Perfesser Instapundit has not one but two posts denouncing the "LEFTIES" who "WERE ALL OVER TWITTER RIDICULING" Tom Perkins' ridiculous assertion that a progressive Kristallnacht is coming. Apparently a bunch of nuts protested at a Google engineer's house, and someone threw a rock at a Google bus; no casualties, but "could things get worse?" Questions... remain!
Plus Obama is mean to rich people, "the basic political thuggishness for which Chicago politicians are known," yadda yadda. There's a FEMA coffin with your name on it, sheeple!
For some people, The Paranoid Style in American Politics is a how-to book.