Wednesday, October 30, 2013

SO CLOSE.

Wall Street Journal:
The great American jobs machine is faltering, and it is time for Washington to pay attention. Participation in the workforce is falling, the pace of job creation is anemic, and long-term unemployment remains stubbornly high. Many newly created jobs pay less than those that disappeared during the Great Recession, so real wages are stagnating, and median household income is no higher than it was a quarter of a century ago.
I can't tell you how long I've waited for these fuckers to acknowledge this!
...Part of the problem is the weakness of the current economic recovery. During the Great Recession, the labor-force participation rate declined. But even after the downturn ended in mid-2009, the rate continued to decline. It has fallen more since the recovery began than it did between December 2007 and June 2009. The aging of the U.S. workforce explains only a fraction of this worrisome development. Something else is going on.
Preach it, brother! Things haven't just been getting shittier since the recession; they've been getting shittier for decades as the employment scene has shifted from jobs ordinary people could make a living at to jobs you need two of, or a college education to obtain.  This scarcity and the attendant pressures on people's lives are transforming the country into a neo-feudal state. I'm just glad the Journal is catching up...
In the early 1960s, labor-force participation among men ages 25 to 64 began a slow steady decline from 95% to about 84% today, a trend masked by the surge of women into the labor force. But women's participation in the labor force peaked in 2000 and has since declined by two percentage points. Unless men re-enter the job market, prospects for the resumption of vigorous growth in the U.S. labor force are dim.
Blink. Blink.

So... they think the money itself isn't what's important; what's important is that more of the people earning what little there is of it should have penises.

Oh, well; maybe a few more generations of this shit will... actually, no.

UPDATE. I wonder if Kay Hymowitz has caught up with this. She's one of our preeminent anti-feminist scolds, but back in 2007 she was telling us how great the creative destruction of manufacturing jobs had been for America, and decried "the mechanical repetition endured by the men and women who bolted thingamajigs to widgets on the assembly line." Ah, here she is in 2011, telling us "today’s labor market prizes female strengths more than male strengths" and "younger women... have shown they can easily be men’s equals, and possibly even their superiors, in the knowledge economy." But is she as happy as she had been four years earlier that foreign slaves have taken over the widgets and thingamajigs from Americans, allowing women to rise? Recall that, in the interval, Obama was elected and Men's Rights nuts became an important Republican constituency, and take a guess:
Beginning in the middle of 20th century, not coincidentally the same historical moment that great numbers of women were moving into the workforce and becoming economically independent, the universal assumption that men were essential to family life started to erode. Divorce and single motherhood began to rise; even today, though divorce rates have declined, 40% of American children are now born to single mothers... 
This existential theory, stressing the loss of men’s primary social role, is impossible to prove with any certainty.
Heh.
But there is some evidence that unmarried men are less motivated in the workplace.
The bitches-ruin-everything racket must be some sweet, easy money.

UPDATE 2. In comments, my guests wonder what economy the Journal editors are looking at. "On planet WSJ," says Derelict, "those high-paying jobs are hanging on the lowest branches, just waiting to fall into the outstretched scrotums of anyone who can piss high enough up the wall." Haystack nicely encapsulates their argument: "In order for there to be more jobs, more men have to find jobs." And Chris V82 asks, plaintively, "So tell me, exactly, what I have to do with my penis to get a new job. Do you want me to cum on your face? I'll do it, as long as I get some extra vacation days."

Also, Dr. Hunky Jimpjorps alerts us that at Instapundit, the Ole Perfesser "heh-indeeds that this is just another sign that men have Gone Galt! in the face of feminism and shills his wife's book." Since crackpot conservative themes often get a trial run on the Perfesser's pages, it looks like the New Thing for the Right Wing is glibertarianism plus Men's Rights advocacy. If you don't think these two groups would get along, you haven't been paying attention.

123 comments:

  1. fraser11:11 PM

    My favorite nutso It's the Wimmenz theory was one writer in Philly magazine who discussed declining sperm counts and threw in that they'd been declining ever since more women than men started to go to college. So there you are.

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  2. carolannie11:19 PM

    Yep good old correlation is causation

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  3. Geez, "Unless men re-enter the job market, prospects for vigorous growth in the labor force are dim" is the subtitle synopsis of that piece. They really didn't want anyone to miss the point, did they?

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  4. DocAmazing11:35 PM

    If men re-enter the job market and displace the women that are already there, the unemployment rate will remain unchanged. I can only guess, then, what part of the labor force is vigorously growing.

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  5. ChrisV8211:55 PM

    This is just anecdotal, but I was laid off last month, and I have been trying to get back in the work force. My educational background is solid, my work experience is stellar, I'm not too old and not too young. I know prospective employers have followed up with my references. I also know I am competing with an insane amount of people for the same few jobs, some with penises and some with vaginae. So tell me, exactly, what I have to do with my penis to get a new job. Do you want me to cum on your face? I'll do it, as long as I get some extra vacation days.

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  6. ChrisV8211:55 PM

    They want men to re-enter, then leave, then re-enter, then leave, then re-enter until job babies are made,

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  7. tigrismus12:05 AM

    Wow, and I was so sure the solution was going to be tax cuts. Maybe that's next week's, How to Create Jobs for the Bepenised.

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  8. Fats Durston12:50 AM

    I would like to re-enter, then leave, then re-enter this comment until comment babies are made.

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  9. Haystack1:27 AM

    I don't speak Wallstreetjournalese, but to me their conclusion reads like "in order for there to be more jobs, more men have to find jobs", which has the cart before the horse and, as such, is a pretty useless insight.


    Maybe urging Job Creators to actually, you know, create jobs is out of bounds at WSJ, but that would be a more helpful step towards getting all these poor Ward Cleavers out of this sinister demographic trap our progressive permissive society has laid for them.

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  10. sharculese1:32 AM

    "the mechanical repetition endured by the men and women who bolted thingamajigs to widgets on the assembly line"

    What, so like a shitty right-wing version of "Night Shift Lullaby."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vogOyXp72Uw



    Except a girl sings that so it's by definition gross.

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  11. Spaghetti Lee2:24 AM

    Percentage of working-age women in the labor force: 58%

    Gender gap in unemployment circa 2009: 11.5% (men) - 8.5% (women)

    Same thing, 2013: 7.7%-6.7%

    If you can figure out how this fits into the argument, you're better at math than the Wall Street Journal. Congratulations!

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  12. Odder3:14 AM

    WAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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  13. smut clyde6:33 AM

    stressing the loss of men’s primary social role

    Key words there are "social role". An arbitrary social construct, apparently being replaced by a different social role. Not seeing where the existential problem comes from, unless of course the rules have changed and now it's a gender-essentialist, evo-psych argument about evolution having designed men for certain kinds of 9-to-5 job.

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  14. smut clyde6:56 AM

    "Toy-boy" works for me.

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  15. smut clyde6:58 AM

    Less talk of 'cuts', please. It is causing asset depreciation.

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  16. Derelict7:45 AM

    And once again I'm left wondering what planet these people live on, 'cause it certainly ain't this one. On planet WSJ, those high-paying jobs are hanging on the lowest branches, just waiting to fall into the outstretched scrotums of anyone who can piss high enough up the wall.


    Meanwhile, back here on Earth, I'm getting resumes from people with masters' degrees in mechanical engineering looking for any kind of part-time work including janitorial. I'm looking at some of my friends who lost their jobs 6 years ago, exhausted their benefits and savings, and are in the final stages of selling their remaining assets. I'm looking at hundreds of formerly middle-class people with jobs, homes, cars, kids, and pets who are not scratching by with SNAP and as much help as the local food bank and Xtian kitchen can give them.

    I don't seem to seem anyone scouring the lines looking for a few men (well endowed or otherwise) to change our social paradigm by accepting one of the new illusionary jobs to which the WSJ refers.

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  17. Derelict7:49 AM

    I've seen chickens at the county fair that were better at math then the Wall Street Journal. And the chickens could also beat you at tic-tac-toe!

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  18. Derelict7:51 AM

    The job creators won't create jobs because the uncertainty fairy keeps whispering smoothing about top marginal tax rates creeping up a fraction of a percentage point in some undefined (yet clearly dystopian) future.

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  19. Dr. Hunky Jimpjorps7:55 AM

    All those Male Jobs are out there, you just have to unlock the door they're hiding behind, the one with the suspiciously round keyhole at waist level

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  20. Dr. Hunky Jimpjorps8:13 AM

    I can usually follow along with the WSJ editorials' moon logic, but this time I'm just stumped. How will a higher proportion of men in the labor market improve wages and create jobs? How are these men getting into the labor market if there are no jobs in the first place? At least I can vaguely get why they think tax cuts on businessmen are so ace.

    Meanwhile, Instapundit heh-indeeds that this is just another sign that men have Gone Galt! in the face of feminism.

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  21. Aww, for an entire second there I was thinking the WSJ would oppose job-destroying trade treaties.
    ~

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  22. The bipenised? And I felt insecure before!

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  23. Helmut Monotreme8:58 AM

    They're saying men still get paid more for the same jobs as women, so according to them, it just makes sense that if you want to stimulate the economy, men's jobs will do it better than women's jobs.

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  24. glennisw9:03 AM

    The WSJ is hitting two for two this week - first Suzanne Somers, now this.

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  25. BigHank539:20 AM

    I can only guess, then, what part of the labor force is vigorously growing.


    Our plutocratic scumlords' boners are growing, that's for sure. And I hope whoever has to service those vile motherfuckers is very well compensated.

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  26. BigHank539:36 AM

    ...today’s labor market prizes female strengths more than male strengths...

    Unless men re-enter the job market...


    You know, I have a bit of experience here, having been an active participant in this here US labor market for a few decades now. Due to my short attention span, I've had a whole lot of jobs. I've operated milling machines, lathes, and welders. I've driven trucks and forklifts. I've programmed industrial controllers. I've run mask aligners and sputter depositions systems and oscilloscopes and spectrum analyzers and cryocoolers. Compressed gasses, hazardous chemicals, high vacuum systems, unguarded machinery, hot electrical work. I've fixed computers and programmed computers and troubleshot more weird-ass data collection systems than I can remember.

    I have never, in my entire life, seen or even heard of a piece of equipment that's operated with your dick.

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  27. Halloween_Jack9:43 AM

    Well, unless a particular button is put at just the right height, and you're really, and I mean really, excited by your job.

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  28. tigrismus9:47 AM

    Is that it? I suppose that has a sort of twisted can't-see-the-forest logic to it for anyone who opposes pay equity regulations or minimum wage hikes.

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  29. redoubt9:50 AM

    Occupy Y-Fronts, or Blame It On The Bossa Nova Wendi Deng

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  30. All that is needed for a recession to win is for good men to stand idly by, groping themselves instead of letting the invisible hand of the market jerk them off.

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  31. XeckyGilchrist9:51 AM

    The improving wages part is easy - men get paid more, not that there's any systematic institutionalized sexism involved. Therefore, more men employed = higher wages overall.

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  32. Holy shit I think you've decoded what "vigorous growth" means in that sentence. I would totally have sex with this comment while lying back and thinking of the economy.

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  33. If you want to stimulate the economy...heh...heh.


    So this is the economic equivalent of "the myth of the vaginal orgasm?"

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  34. I'm horribly sorry you are going through this.

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  35. XeckyGilchrist9:54 AM

    If you don't think these two groups would get along, you haven't been paying attention.


    Indeed, I think there's a good case to be made that those aren't really two groups.

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  36. Plus they gave you value for the money you spent.

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  37. Were there no over the hill underemployed male actors who could have written that op ed? The WSJ is part of the feminazi job killing problem kids.

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  38. You sound like a fictional character written by Isaac Asimov and S.J. Perlman, frankly. I'm waiting for you to turn out to be the ruffest, gruffest, space-engineer rocket jockey that ever chawed some tobaccy while revolving around Jupiter's moons.

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  39. Halloween_Jack10:02 AM

    I think that the WSJ really has become the Wall Street Journal; instead of being a sort of all-purpose rag for writing on the state of the economy and finance, it's specifically for the people who work in and around the eight blocks that run along the old course of the town wall for Nieuw-Amsterdam. And, just as that wall was the limits of the old town and the beginning of the wilderness that made up the rest of Manhattan, so is the rest of the world outside of Wall Street just basically a black box for these people, that they get money out of; they can manipulate different controls on the outside of it, but they have no real curiosity about what happens inside, as long as the money keeps coming out.

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  40. mrstilton10:18 AM

    I have never, in my entire life, seen or even heard of a piece of equipment that's operated with your dick.

    However, Glenn Reynolds has pre-ordered one.

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  41. They want men to re-enter, then leave, then re-enter, then leave, then re-enter


    I'll be in my bunk, watching Beyond Thunderdome.

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  42. So: the rich man's Orgone box?

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  43. BigHank53, please don't take this the wrong way, but combining

    Due to my short attention span ...
    with
    I've operated milling machines, lathes, and welders. I've driven trucks and forklifts. I've programmed industrial controllers.
    I was wondering if you could work a little bit further away.

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  44. All joking aside is this not just supply side economics applied to the job market? They are seriously arguing that there are no jobs because men aren't really actively job seeking. If they were looking for jobs (oversupply of labor) then the jobs would come into being. This is basically the same argument they make about the economy generally. That businesses need to produce in order for there to be demand, not that there needs to be demand in order for businesses to produce.

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  45. It makes sense if you realize that male actors can't be over the hill, by definition.

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  46. Helmut Monotreme10:45 AM

    Well, clearly we need a jobs stimulus bill focusing on traditionally male jobs, like lumberjacks, mule skinners and female impersonators.

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  47. RogerAiles10:49 AM

    The Mighty Wurlitzer.

    Although not by my dick.

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  48. Waingro11:20 AM

    If there's a more ghoulish couple than the Ole Perfessor and Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfessor, I've yet to come across them. At least with Carville/Matalin, you could talk about sports with Carville and Matalin seems to have enough self-awareness to realize she's full of shit much of the time. The Ole Perfessor would just be bending your ear about robot sex slaves.

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  49. BadExampleMan11:22 AM

    Do you think Dr. Mrs. OP has some kind of sexy-Robbie-the-Robot suit she puts on for their Special Time?

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  50. Maybe they can pass a law outlawing female actresses and open up those jobs again to more deserving female impersonators, like in Shakespeare's day.

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  51. StringOnAStick11:49 AM

    Funny how they can't apply this same logic to SNAP or unemployment compensation, where the money spent at the grocery store accrues to the grocery store bottom line, then to their suppliers, etc, and thus grows/stimulates the economy because that's money the poor/unemployed would otherwise not be spending.

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  52. whetstone11:54 AM

    My educational background is solid, my work experience is stellar, I'm
    not too old and not too young. I know prospective employers have
    followed up with my references.



    Yes, but are you married? If not, clearly that's your problem, not "education" and "experience." If you are, make sure to put that under "accomplishments" ("in 2002, spent eight months leveraging interpersonal skills to obtain contract with diamond bonus and tax benefits").

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  53. whetstone11:56 AM

    This is the old "we need to grow the economy" schtick. For "we," insert value of "you" for incomes <$200,000.

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  54. You listed "lumberjacks" twice.

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  55. whetstone12:00 PM

    I covered a big economy-collapse symposium here in the City of Big Shoulders on Tuesday, with more monied people than I have ever seen in my life (one panelist asked how many people in the audience had student loans; maybe 10 raised their hands).


    One of the headliners was Hank Paulson. After six hours of VIPs talking about the economy, the one thing that actually surprised me was when Paulson said that he, the politicians he knows, and the financial press were "shocked" at how angry people were about the bailouts.


    One theory is that this is what happens when you run Goldman Sachs. Mine was that this is what happens when you read Milton Friedman instead of Richard Hofstatder, and spend your entire career thinking of people as rational economic entities ("these bailouts are unfortunate, but if we must do it to save the world!") instead of human beings who have been completely fucked by the economy for the past four decades.

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  56. redoubt12:24 PM

    Too-Far-Gone-To-Be-Of-Any-Further-Use Box

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  57. I really think that a lot of these guys just have no idea how people really live--what the grinding poverty and anxiety of real people's lives amounts to. This is either because they lack contact with real people, or they lack imagination, or they compartamentalize so that they simply don't know that the secretaries and janitors and drivers they interact with on a daily basis are not living some 50's dream on an ok salary with good prospects for their kids. I think a lot of these guys compartamentalize--so they know it on one level but they deny it on another--and I think that like a lot of people they are frozen at an early stage of their moral and intellectual development so they just don't inquire into whether anything has changed since they were kids.

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  58. redoubt12:33 PM

    That businesses need to produce in order for there to be demand

    So, top down, hierarchial economics. I think the Soviets used to call this "Gosplan"

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  59. mortimer200012:41 PM

    Most of the comments at the WSJ and Instapundit are the usual whine: Any alleged decline in male participation in the labor force is due to the vast array of government benefits that make not working so attractive, coupled with the suffering of job creators burdened by astronomical taxes and regulations. But some folks see other, more important reasons for male (i.e., white male) unemployment, and all of them are true, of course. A selection:

    Obamacare
    Building codes
    Mandated insurance coverages
    Demonization of employers, investors, job creators and small businesses
    Union coddling
    Inflation
    Alimony
    Being forced to pay child support
    Low-wage illegal immigrants
    The decline in marriage.
    Commie policies
    Runaway deficits
    Entitlements
    Taxes on productive citizens
    Government employees
    Progressive education
    Females
    Keynesian economics
    Social security disability
    Affirmative action
    Children
    Marxist government
    Going Galt
    Out of wedlock births
    Single parents
    Substance abuse
    Lack of church attendance
    Video games
    Diversity
    The sexual revolution
    Young women who provide their sexual favors without any commitments.
    Sky high public pension costs
    Firefighters, cops and military men retiring early with full pensions
    Tax credits
    Democrats coddling the poor
    Democrats catering to the rich
    Liberals

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  60. Isn't the "welfare state coddling men and paying them not to work" somewhat in conflict with "its all the women's fault?" I thought the welfare state was responsible for letting single mothers get all uppity and kicking men out of the house because we don't need their income.

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  61. BigHank531:26 PM

    Heh. No, the problem is that I get bored, and go find another job. I still have all my fingers...

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  62. The great American jobs machine is faltering, and it is time for Washington to pay attention.


    But... but... government can't create jobs!

    Of course, the wholesale gutting of state and municipal governments by Republican governors has nothing to do with the continuing unemployment problem.

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  63. But there is some evidence that unmarried men are less motivated in the workplace

    Underpaid men are less motivated in the workplace. I wonder what her stance on minimum wages is. Nah, no need to look it up...

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  64. I still have all my fingers...


    Those aren't fingers.


    [The circle closes]

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  65. mortimer20002:17 PM

    Yes, and the only reason they're single is because men are afraid to risk marriage and then divorce and alimony and child support which is why they don't want to work. It doesn't have to make any sense. One commenter claimed the reason men were leaving the work force is they're having children they can't afford. Their list of complaints is more like a liturgical litany of egested dogma, or roughly an hour's worth of Fox News.

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  66. Is egested a word? Asking for a friend.

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  67. I thought it was married men with children who, though motivated, were unreliable since they couldn't work overtime and were alla time asking for sick days.

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  68. mortimer20002:52 PM

    Yes, believe it or not. It means to discharge, excrete, eliminate. Egesta -- the product of egestion -- is a great substitute for excrement, when you're in the mood.

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  69. Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq.3:03 PM

    As has budget sequestration, debt ceiling shenanigans and the shutdown which didn't take money out of the economy or created insecurity.

    But you know what costs jobs and holds the economy back? Obama's hostility to business which is caused by his socialism.

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  70. Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq.3:04 PM

    Even Rob Schneider or Stephen Baldwin?

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  71. XeckyGilchrist3:13 PM

    Throw in a slide rule and you've got Heinlein covered, too.

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  72. XeckyGilchrist3:14 PM

    There was a production of Romeo and Juliet here in Salt Lake City some years ago, in the pre-Web days, where they cast Romeo as a white guy and Juliet as a black woman, and the uproar on the Letters to the Editor pages was something to behold. "Shakespeare never intended this!" huffed a zillion racist dumbshits. I was wondering just how they'd respond to the kind of casting Shakespeare actually did.

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  73. fraser3:48 PM

    One of the standard right-wing arguments against women's suffrage is that as soon as women got the vote, they immediately for nanny-state welfare programs so that the government would take of them.

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  74. Gromet3:49 PM

    So the audience basically sided with Romeo and Juliet's parents to oppose the marriage. As Shakespeare would have intended, had he known those kids were trying to pull an Othello & Desdemona. Airtight logic, you crazy audience.

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  75. Rugosa3:52 PM

    But I thought the right's explanation for women's lower pay was that we want to make less money. You know, by taking maternity leave and stuff like that.

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  76. Gromet3:53 PM

    Funny how you never heard the GOP worrying what the uncertainty fairy would say about the shutdown.

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  77. Those meddling women are even taking our female impersonator jobs these days!

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  78. Mark_Bzzzz4:26 PM

    Well, let me tell you about one. The iPhone 5s:


    http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-iphone-5s-touch-id-5-ways-unlock-your-iphone-dont-involve-using-fingertips-video-1409904

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  79. whetstone4:29 PM

    One i-banker panelist was legitimately surprised that anyone would want to retire at 62, with "one third of your life left." I mean, shit, if I ran a bank, I wouldn't want to quit either.*


    His suggestion was to create "glide paths to retirement." I am all for that, which is why I propose the Civilian Conservation Corps for Intellectually Stimulating White-Collar Jobs. Hope you hedge-funders have some extra office space.



    *This is probably not true.

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  80. Mark_Bzzzz4:30 PM

    Or this one: http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/apple-touch-id-body-part-tests/

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  81. smut clyde4:35 PM

    I for one am saving my outrage for the Human / Android production.

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  82. smut clyde4:36 PM

    iPhones are operated by dicks? Yes, I had heard that before.

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  83. smut clyde4:38 PM

    seen or even heard of a piece of equipment that's operated with your dick
    Clearly you are not Jeff Godlstein.

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  84. whetstone4:43 PM

    Since crackpot conservative themes often get a trial run on the
    Perfesser's pages, it looks like the New Thing for the Right Wing is
    glibertarianism plus Men's Rights advocacy.



    I am divided between my terror that MRA assholes will get their hands on the levers of power, and my desire for the right wing to get on that bus and ride it right off a cliff. MRA rhetoric is so explicitly poisonous that it'll make the freakshow pantysniffers running at the top of the Virginia ticket look like Ronnie Reagan. I spend my entire life on the Internet and there is no darker corner than MRA.

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  85. Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq.4:43 PM

    While Godlstein certainly tries hard (hehe), those pieces of equipment are surely not intended to be operated with a penis.

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  86. smut clyde4:47 PM

    JEFF GOLDSTEIN WILL TELL YOU ABOUT INTENTIONALITY!

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  87. Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq.4:55 PM

    Oh, shit I totally forgot, he is crank about linguistics too. Fuck you for bringing it up.

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  88. smut clyde5:11 PM

    Orgone boxes don't come with glory holes.

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  89. Derelict5:55 PM

    I find this comment to be oddly self-stimulating in a way that just goes onan onan onanism.

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  90. Well, isn't that what Dr. and Mrs. Ole Perfesser are planning for all of us?

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  91. They do if you pay extra.

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  92. Glide paths to retirement are what we used to call "shoving them onto the ice floes to make room for da yout."

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  93. Cool. It does sound like it might have something to do with carrion birds, come to think of it.

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  94. BigHank536:14 PM

    Nothing against the Golden Age greats, but those were the days when debauchery meant a character had two drinks, after which it was implied that a sexual act occurred. Could I be written by someone a bit less inhibited?


    Also, slide rules blow.

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  95. BigHank536:25 PM

    Oddly enough, whenever the good professor has speculated on his possible cybernetic future as an uploaded consciousness, he has somehow omitted mentioning any plans about spending eternity with his lovely spouse. He has, however, played up the simulated-experience angle for all it's worth, so you're free to draw your own conclusions as to what greasy things Prof. Reynolds is looking forward to.

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  96. Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq.6:38 PM

    But with the latter Heinlein you get lots of sex including free love, some incest and pedophilia. Pretty debauched if you ask me, only somewhat icky

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  97. AGoodQuestion7:10 PM

    No, although a sizable part of it is operated with the dick of the other Roger Ailes. The one he keeps above his neck, I mean.

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  98. AGoodQuestion7:17 PM

    Don't forget the mustard production tax. Now when you roll up in your limo to another limo to ask if they have any Grey Poupon, you see their windows roll up and hear the squeal of their tires before the question is even out.

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  99. AGoodQuestion7:20 PM

    I put on women's clothing,
    And have buttered scones for tea!

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  100. AGoodQuestion7:23 PM

    hen re-enter until job babies are made, Unless they cum on the economy's stomach, of course.

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  101. smut clyde7:56 PM

    Maybe Helmut likes lumberjacks.

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  102. synykyl8:02 PM

    Listen up moochers! Stop getting laid off from your good paying jobs at once!

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  103. Mr. Wonderful8:17 PM

    They were never over the hill. The hill went under THEM.

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  104. XeckyGilchrist8:39 PM

    Worse than that, they voted for Prohibition to try to stop their husbands from getting soused and beating the shit out of them.

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  105. XeckyGilchrist9:03 PM

    Yeah, our Bob got to be a twisted old goat.

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  106. IncongruousAmoeba9:14 PM

    "it looks like the New Thing for the Right Wing is glibertarianism plus Men's Rights advocacy."


    Ooh, can we call it the "Men's Glib Movement"?

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  107. smut clyde9:52 PM

    And by the same token, you should employ union members who can negotiate higher wages than non-union.

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  108. Which they will do if they are anything like the MRA's who are afraid of child support.

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  109. BG, finally feck free10:27 PM

    So I wonder how many families can afford to run a household on only one income?


    There is plenty of work that needs to get done. It would be great if school systems could afford more teachers so that class size could go down. It would be great if cities like NY didn't have to close firehouses and hospitals to save money. It would be great if there were investments made in improving our infrastructure, building a decent rail system, keeping the post office open on Saturdays. We need more OSHA and FDA inspectors, among others. The problem is: all those things require revenue from taxes, and the assholes in charge aren't willing to raise them.


    Waiting for the private sector to create jobs, which from their point of view is a waste of money, is an exercise in futility. After all, it's more important to keep the shareholders happy, and that's done with profits. Workers are expensive.

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  110. montag210:47 PM

    Ah, but there are entire companies, nay, entire industries led exclusively by dicks.

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  111. Snarll10:50 PM

    Their list of complaints is more like a liturgical litany of egested dogma, or roughly an hour's worth of Fox News.


    That right there is going into my quotes file.

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  112. TGuerrant11:35 PM

    Tag-team mud wrestling with the Toensing-DiGenova phenom?

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  113. TGuerrant11:36 PM

    Have we at last uncovered the real reason the Japanese have stopped having sex with each other?

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  114. BigHank5311:46 PM

    Eh, I don't think Bob was all that twisted, when you compare him with the rest of humanity. I do think that having his Mary Sues turn into bestsellers didn't do anything much for his writing.

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  115. If a 9-to-5 existence was good enough for my Cro-Magnon ancestors, it's good enough for me.

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  116. Matt Jones7:43 AM

    This must be the "rebranding" the GOP talkingheads are always insisting is going on - adding women-hating idiots to their stable of racists, homophobes, religious lunatics and poor-kickers. Though it does seem there MIGHT be a bit of overlap...

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  117. Derelict7:59 AM

    It ain't 9-to-5 anymore. Most companies realized that they were paying employees to eat lunch, so the workday is now 8am to 5pm. And you're still expected to be at your desk, working through your nominal lunch hour.

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  118. j_bird9:36 AM

    I think a lot of these guys compartamentalize--so they know it on one level but they deny it on another


    Yeah, I've seen this compartmentalization from people all over the middle to upper classes, oddly enough even from people who claim to have come from poverty. They are likely also telling themselves that those secretaries and janitors could be associates at the firm too if they just started working a little harder tomorrow.

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  119. j_bird9:41 AM

    retire at 62, with "one third of your life left."


    This guy does realize that not everyone makes it to 90+ hale and hearty, right? Though on the other hand, he could have just been trying to impress his boss with his dedication...


    Also, about the white-collar CCC, yes please, yes pretty pretty please... Also please to set up hidden cameras all over the offices with live web cam feeds. This will be better than the brown bear salmon fishing cam.

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  120. XeckyGilchrist9:53 AM

    I say "twisted" affectionately. I always do.

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  121. XeckyGilchrist9:55 AM

    True, but they still *call* it "9-to-5." It's like how skipping backwards in an MP3 playback is called "rewinding."

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  122. j_bird9:56 AM

    Bless you mortimer2000 for collecting these.


    Fuck building codes, right? Probably any kind of safety regulations too. A real man is *energized* by the prospect of dying on the job. And having other people die in the collapse of the house he built gives a nice frisson too.

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  123. Lurking Canadian10:55 AM

    It is well known in economic circles that when you remove a good chunk of the supply of a commodity, the prices of the remaining portion of that commodity fall...Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right at all. When you *expand* the supply of a commodity, the prices of the commodity rise? No, that's not it either.


    Okay, let's see. Back to first principles. If a woman is unemployed, and we throw her in the river, and she weighs the same as a duck...Damn, dropped a negative sign again.

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