For those of you who have blissfully forgotten, Herman Cain is the black Donald Trump whose ridiculous Presidential run briefly excited the brethren until he resigned in ignominy, which they tried to blame on liberals.
Next up: Allen West makes a buddy picture with Chris Christie.
They're showing loyalty to a Trusted Brand.
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If it's Don Young, that would be the Bridge to Nowhere.
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ReplyDeleteNext up: Allen West makes a buddy picture with Chris Christie.
It seems they spend so much time in the echo-chamber bubble, they are unaware that the rest of the world has moved past the 1970s
ReplyDeleteHe's kept to the repug gameplan: big tax breaks for business, cuts in school funding, stopping of any "public works" projects (high speed rail), and opposed to gay and women's rights.
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ReplyDeleteNext up: Allen West makes a fuck-buddy picture with Chris Christie.
Goddam, every time you think the Republican candidates can't get any dumber (or at least make a bigger show of ignorance), they decide to outdo themselves. They went from Reagan to Quayle to Bush the Younger to Sarah Palin, and then there's Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell, Michele Bachman and Herman Cain. (I watched Game Change last night, and while Mark Halperin is an odious little shit, and the film whitewashes McCain somewhat, Julianne Moore and Woody Harrelson are very good in it.)
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(I'm not even really a fan of Tim Heidecker, but he captured Cain's basic creepiness well. As did, and does, of course, Cain's own official videos.)
Fredrick Douglass. Or so I was told.
ReplyDeleteI remember moving to a small town in Kansas during my teenage years (mid-80's) and being introduced to my new school. The local vice principal asked me: "Y'all have colored people where you come from?" I nodded, a little wide-eyed. "Cuz we got 'em here." He shook his head as if remembering a time when he was able to say that there wasn't.
ReplyDeleteAfter that time, I recall any number of people speaking about race in low, confidential tones around me, as if my peachy skin color gave them license to air their views. "You are white! I too am white! So how about those wetbacks, huh?" He must have thought the camera was, to borrow a phrase, "simpatico."
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No no no...Don Young wants to pave the bridge with Latino voters.
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