You guys are in for a couple of haaaarrrd years.
UPDATE. I'm sorry, I'm still cracking up:
Just one thing kept it from being perfect: Where the hell was the Nuge?
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
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Just one thing kept it from being perfect: Where the hell was the Nuge?
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Michelle Malkin, mind-reader of multitudes of militant (maybe) muslims:
ReplyDeleteThere's no body count high enough.
Mark Heming and hawing-way:
Yeah, I believe abortion is MURDER, but you'd never see me act on that belief. Or act at all
I can't believe the gall of that Trevino bastard, calling the expression of one's God-given Second Amendment Freedom "murder."
ReplyDeleteOh, I think the Nuge was under close watch by the Secret Service. Even a moron like Nugent knows when he doesn't have a gun and his shadows do.
ReplyDeleteBut, have no fear. He'll be shooting off his mouth tomorrow at the latest.
My goodness, that certainly is some presidential-class sippy-cup territory that Rubio is exploring.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the gift of an new thread.
ReplyDeleteHis improvised water break is just proof of his cred as a Regular Guy who would never eat arugula or Dijon mustard.
ReplyDelete"Constant vigilance!" shouted Michelle "Mad-Eye" Malkin. Students started nervously in their seats. "There are some people who want to keep the truth away from you, to keep you 'protected'," she continued, punctuating her point by biting the head off a live puffskein. "I'm not going to do that. You need to know what it's like out there! We'll start with you, Patil, you've got a Muslimmy look about you: Crucio!"
ReplyDelete[From Harry Potter and the Wars of Eternity, a Pajamas-Media "Reclaim the Culture" project]
It's Wingnuttium SoLYNdra, not SolynDRAAAA
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason why speakers use podiums, and also why speaking rooms are kept at 60 degrees. Poor Marco, I actually felt sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteWas that a vintage Burger King Empire Strikes Back glass?!
ReplyDeleteIs he being sarcastic? Or is he praising Bush's work after 9/11?
ReplyDelete"The only thing that can stop a bad guy with Avada Kedavra is a good guy with Avada Kedavra," added new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Professor LaPierre.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tremendous honor for one's murdered child blah blah blah
ReplyDeleteBecause those saints in the NRA would never use dead children as an excuse to gin up fear and paranoia in order to sell more guns and add more members, no sir.
Looks like the GOP has another year to search for the Great Off-White Hope.
ReplyDeleteOh, that gif is giving me life.
ReplyDeleteEvidently the family of the murdered child thought it was an appropriate tribute. Whom to believe, them or Trevino?
ReplyDeleteThere's always Ted Cruz, the darlin' of the teabaggers and the gun nuts. And, he's from Texas, which is a plus with the inmates-should-run-the-asylum crowd. I'm sort of looking forward to, in a perverse kind of way, a GOP candidate that openly salivates at the thought of getting his hands on nuclear weapons.
ReplyDeleteBut we were promised his other other alternative SOTU riposte!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Rubio, followed by Paul, followed by Nugent was likely to prompt way too many Three Stooges jokes.
ReplyDeleteit's like jack handey never left us.
ReplyDeleteTreviño. I wish he dropped more of his cobag vocab. Thems 10 cent words were always good. The world turning on its axis is like the rolling of Mother Natures giant eyeball at what a prick he is.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch Rubio's speech but I did read the text of Rand Paul's "Tea Party" response to the SOTU (was it aired somewhere? Cartoon Network? HSN?) and it's pretty dramatic and insulting of Obama - and I dont mean in a polite Washington way. In fact, one section is a list of grievances that reads quite intentionally, I'm sure, like those levied against old King George in the Declaration of Independence. Paul even goes so far as to suggest that Obama believes that he too is a king, though stops short of declaring outright war on him.
ReplyDeleteI suppose none of this disrespect for the office or even for federal law should be surprising from the guy who decided he could certify himself as an ophthalmologist by simply conjuring his own Board out of thin air.
You know, I can kinda sorta believe that Andrew Breitbart was nice to his wife and kids, but I would have a hard time believing the same of Malkin. Given what I've heard about her husband, their kids are gonna have interesting things to say when they are drinking age.
ReplyDeleteWill there be another NatReview cruise soon? I'm good to go if LSD is legal by then.
ReplyDeleteNope: born in Canada. I know, what a shame! I guess we'll just have to be entertained by Allen West vs. Rand Paul in the '16 primaries.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. A real stumbling block for normal people, but don't underestimate the power of the pugnacious--the wingnutz, once desperation sets in, will be screaming to annex Canada.
ReplyDeleteStephen Harper might even help, if they gave him false hope.
Obviously they were hypnotized by Obama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iDwV7hCmw&bpctr=1360741715
ReplyDeleteI kinda doubt it; Carnival just gave "Dead in the water, decks awash in unfiltered human sewage" a bad name.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, four years after Jindal! It was like a big Super Bowl rollout for Newer Coke™.
ReplyDeleteWow. I tried to read the text, but he lost me at "To begin with, we absolutely must pass a Balanced Budget Amendment to the Constitution." Although we should at least be thankful he didn't start blatting on about returning to the gold standard. "You just keep thinkin', Rand... that's what you're good at."
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? The NatRev should copyright that...
ReplyDeleteThe entire debacle that was the State of the Union and the Republican response shows just how far the public discourse has disintegrated. Neither Democrats nor Republicans have the courage to talk about what's really driving politics in this country, for good or ill, depending on one's political leanings.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm talking about Amanda Marcotte. Every word that comes out of a Democrat's mouth was either put there by AM or is part of a song that sings her praises and pave the way for her eventual ascension to the presidency. Every word from the Republicans is an attack on AM and, in their view, her nefarious plan to castrate all men and to artificially inseminate all Christian women with the sperm of Jesus so she can then abort the fetus of God.
Just thought I'd clear that up so chuckling jr. doesn't feel the need to chime in. Carry on.
I figure that the Nuge was distracted by reports that there was this guy who was trying to prove that he was Ted's #1 fan by epic threadshitting and was too nervous at the idea that he might turn out to be Ted's #1 stalker eventually.
ReplyDeleteIt's like that Damn Yankees reunion that nobody wants to see.
ReplyDeleteOne could argue--if one were sentient and not insane--that if the parents of the those children felt exploited that they could have declined the invitation to the SOTU address.
ReplyDeleteOne could also argue that many people are genuinely concerned that children are being murdered with guns, and so genuiniely wish to do something about it. I know, I know...it's a weird thought if you're a wingnut. But outside the wingnut bubble, these are totally reasonable possibilities.
Also, I'm confused by the last tweet. Is PP performing post-natal abortions now?
ReplyDeleteTed Nugent's fanbase still hasn't recovered from that unfortunate Great White show.
ReplyDeleteMother's an American citizen, so Ted is too. Though I'm sure the Paul and Bachmann supporters will harp on the issue to no end.
ReplyDeleteOr buy bottled water.
ReplyDeleteWhat have you heard about her husband?
ReplyDeleteWell, my mouth gets dry when I lie, too.
ReplyDeleteWaitaminute, there's someone that doesn't want to see a Damn Yankees reunion?
ReplyDeleteThey'd just blame it on Obama, moral relativism, and the New Deal, then argue for a reduction in the capital gains tax rate.
ReplyDelete"Dead in the water, decks awash in unfiltered human sewage"
ReplyDeleteAKA every day at NatReview editorial offices.
Is Malkin aware that Rubio's house has granite countertops(!)?
ReplyDeleteHe apparently got most of his furniture at the Ugly Black Furniture Warehouse.
Absent Gwen Verdon? Definitely not.
ReplyDeleteWe has all been hymotized!
ReplyDeleteAlso of note: a very serious discussion of the water-bottle lunge and the appropriateness of progressives paying attention to it over at LGM.
ReplyDeleteWith the rightbloggers, it's "the aristocrats" all the way down.
ReplyDeleteWait, the family has autonomy? Well I'll be doggone.
ReplyDeleteThe heat coming off the tele-prompter must have dehydrated him.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell was the Nuge?
ReplyDeleteA handful of black guys approached Steve Stockman early on and asked:
"Mind if we dance wif yo date?"
I dunno about autonomy, but their granite countertops are suspiciously fine.
ReplyDeleteI can't be the only person who saw Rubio and thought of Airplane: "That's when my drinking problem started."
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Hollywood, Zuzu, and yeah I noticed this too, and laughed and laughed, as I imagined the cameraman wondering where the hell is he going? Is he gonna hurl, or run away or something?
ReplyDeleteAlso, serious flop sweat on poor Rubio. Priceless.
I couldn't get over the lighting. Why did they put him in Barry Lyndon?
ReplyDeleteI read the whole damn thread, then I mentioned Howard Dean. If we had the electorate Prof. Loomis dreams of, we wouldn't be quite this far up Shit Creek, would we?
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to admit that I think there is somehow a difference between the automatic Constitutional grant of birthright citizenship under jus soli vs. the multiple iterations of ambiguously-worded legislative grants under jus sanguinis, especially given the ins-and-outs of judicial reasoning on the latter. And I'm definitely not letting go of it if there's a chance to rub wingnuts' noses in it.
ReplyDelete... Well, except I actually wouldn't mind them choosing Cruz, a smug reactionary goddamn idiot whose job should be cleaning out cages at the local pet store with his tongue.
Let's see: Obama's mother was also an American citizen. Yet, the wingers would have all and sundry believe that doesn't count in his case.
ReplyDeleteI think there's something coloring their judgment on this.
Assuming it WAS water.
ReplyDelete"Those Negroes stole our megalomaniacal gun-nut moron spokesidiot!"
ReplyDelete(was it aired somewhere? Cartoon Network? HSN?)
ReplyDeleteThey've given up the pretense that normal people are interested in watching that bullshit. This year's performance was a direct-to-red state production.
Yeah, I didn't make the Airplane connection, but I thought he most resembled a guy trying to take a surreptitious swig from a flask.
ReplyDeleteIt was so marvellously stealthy. I nearly missed it. It was like a reverse ostritch--he was sure if he never took his eyes off the camera you totally wouldn't see him do it.
ReplyDeleteFinally, something we can all agree on.
ReplyDeleteNo no, BigHank, they'd tell us that true patriots and sturdily independent people love sewage and capsized boats. Wanting good food, drink, and safety regulations would just make tourists weak, like VAWA makes women into permanent victims.
ReplyDeleteAunt Pittypat has started writing for LGM?
ReplyDeleteBiggest disappointment was Obama missing a prime opportunity to generate wingnut rage with an acknowledgment of International Darwin Day.
ReplyDeleteIs Malkin's point that we must continue to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here? Still? Bloody fucking hell, no wonder her parents finally just gave up on toilet training her.
ReplyDeleteThey'd be demanding that the Coast Guard rescue them.
ReplyDeleteI think he was referring to the Randall Terry / Scott Roeder wing of the antichoice movement; i.e., it's okay to kill kids at Planned Parenthood if they're collateral damage from gunning down an abortion provider.
ReplyDeleteI think there's something coloring their judgment on this.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
Yeah, that eyes-to-the-camera tracking shot was near-perfect comedy. Something I'd expect Tim Conway to do.
ReplyDeleteBut, after PBJ's performance in the same role, what do they have left but physical comedy?
Oh, I think her point is much more obtuse. They're... just like the commies.
ReplyDeleteWell, with that level of being unnerved, it's a safe bet that he's not a sociopath; but that doesn't keep him from thinking like one.
ReplyDeleteActually I think he's just referring to abortion. "Abortion is murder." That old chestnut.
ReplyDeleteBut...but... your NAME is Waterman.
ReplyDeleteUh, yes, I was just cleverly turning it around with a subtle reference to all the murdering of actual sapient human beings that his side lionizes. "He had to murderously shoot down George Tiller in a church lobby, because sanctity of life."
ReplyDeleteI heard he married Michelle Malkin, how about that?
ReplyDeleteRa-men to that.
ReplyDeleteReally? Jesus, that sounds like a psyche scarring bad trip waiting to happen. Like Hunter Thompson and his attorney on peyote at a cop conference.
ReplyDeleteHe had to shoot down that American with a drone without due process because that's so much better for him than water-boarding him to save other American lives and because, because, well, ummm.....sanctity of life..
ReplyDeleteMindless droid.
Does Trevino think that the people whose kids were slaughtered by an assault rifle don't support the President on gun control? Or does he just assume they were kidnapped by POTUS? Once again, the right is baffled by consent.
ReplyDeleteYou realize that none of what you wrote makes any sense, right? Here's a pro tip, when trying to hoist others on their own pretard, it would help immensely to actually know what they are saying.
ReplyDeleteBut you did kick the shit out of that voice in your head though. Nice work!
"'With the consent of the governed?' Never heard of it."
ReplyDeleteWhom to believe, them or Trevino?
ReplyDeleteI was about to say something sarcastic about the family being in the tank for the Democrats. Then I realized I could surf Twitter and the blogosphere and find people saying it for reals. That made me sad.
I love the way this clip makes basic rhetorical techniques sound like something from Dr. Mabuse's lab.
ReplyDeleteYou kind of get the idea that they had a mini-debate about the "optics" of having the standby water on-camera. Maybe because of the label or who knows. But this clip would make a great ad for this product. Hell, they might as well have had it sitting on a podium in front of Rubio with the label proudly facing the camera - it would visually sum up both Rubio's response and his party's entire governing/electoral strategy of the past several years.
ReplyDeleteWhat Trevino thinks: how can I turn this upside-down and inside-out to punish Democrats for things I don't like?
ReplyDeleteIdiots like Trevino still think they're fighting a war of ideas when they've been out of ammunition for centuries. Now they believe that they can win by being snot-nosed for more than the daily news cycle. It's the devolution of conservative discourse: ideas-->words-->invective--snot.
Dr. Kennytwit didn't know what he was saying, you didn't know what he was saying, I didn't know what he was saying, and I'm for sure mds himself didn't know what he was saying. So it's pretty unanimous, Jay B, mds is a mindless droid.
ReplyDeleteTSA grabbed him for going through airport security with a foil-covered cucumber in his pants. Somebody better cancel his Netflix account before he watches "Pieces."
ReplyDeleteHe should keep it going as his Lonesome Rhodes trademark. Always pause for a swig. Maybe toast the viewers next time. "Salud! For you Real Americans, that is how my people say we love to serve you."
ReplyDeleteWe can't afford that. They have to learn to row themselves like our ancestors did.
ReplyDeleteDr. Kennytwit didn't know what he was saying
ReplyDeletePlease to check pronoun usage.
Smut, my friend, don't egg me on. You know where it will lead, and you know you won't like it. She puts her picture up there so that you will do this for her own validation, for something lost that she once had that she needs reaffirmation now desperately for.....and you fall for it..... every.damn.time.
ReplyDeleteYou know where it will lead, and you know you won't like it
ReplyDeleteI have strange tastes.
I know, I know. They are just fantasies, though.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that bit with the water bottle was product placement.
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm Marco Rubio, and I'm here to talk to you about the existential threat posed to the U.S. by Barack Hussein Obama, but first, I want to tell you about the cool, refreshing taste of Wingnut Tears brand bottled water."
I support the constitutional right to possess faulty pyrotechnics.
ReplyDeleteFREEDUMB!!!
Token brown guy Senator from the Caribbean needs his water. Just go ahead and say it, B4, you know you want to.
ReplyDelete"Now watch this chug!"
ReplyDeleteA more elegant drinking vessel from a more civilized age.
ReplyDeleteNorris/Nugent 2016!
ReplyDeleteYou cut and paste you're own comments across blogs? Talk about a mindless droid.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that painting... Washington don't row! Washington looms majestically.
ReplyDeletemds is a mindless droid.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you, you feces-flinging, trolling : ${ID} ERR in lmregexp.so (Core dumped)
Damn, I posted a nearly identical comment after yours. Well played, jokesmith.
ReplyDeleteRon Paul is a member of the AAPS. Hmmm. What do wiki say?
ReplyDeleteThe Journal of American Physicians and Surgeons is not listed in major academic literature databases such as MEDLINE/PubMed[44]nor the Web of Science.[45] The U.S. National Library of Medicine declined repeated requests from AAPS to index the journal, citing unspecified concerns.[1] Articles and commentaries published in the journal have argued a number of non-mainstream or scientifically discredited claims,[1] including:
that human activity has not contributed to climate change, and that global warming will be beneficial and thus not a cause for concern;[46]
that HIV does not cause AIDS;[47][48]
that the "gay male lifestyle" shortens life expectancy by 20 years.[49
Caribbean? He was born in frickin' Calgary.
ReplyDeleteJesus, you never know what's going to set these nimrods off.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I wouldn't be to complacent about "and" "as" "because" or "that is why". Just because there is, as of this moment, no scientific validity to neuro-linguistic programming does not mean you should let up on your paranoia. That is why you need to be vigilant and suspicious and cautious all the time, because how else are you going to be paranoid.
ReplyDeleteAnd he ain't exactly brown.
ReplyDeleteTed Cruz was born in frickin' Calgary. Marco Rubio
ReplyDeletewas born in Miami, to Batista-fleeing parents who were later joined by
his undocumented-immigrant grandfather. Ted Cruz is the one
who's been out-and-out accusing decorated combat veteran and former conservative Republican Senator Chuck Hagel of treason. Do try to keep the deranged
pale token Cuban-American wingnuts straight, moonbats.
Talk about a mindless droid.
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Just go ahead and say it, B4, you know you want to.
Why, when you've already said it?
As it turns out I saw a picture of just this. The nuge was sitting, cross legged and turned towards the aisle as though he were afraid of getting cooties from all the happy people around him--they seated him in the nosebleed seats next to a well known gay portland activist musician--so they could share notes, I guess. The portland guy looked adorbs and nugent looked like he might hurl from anxiety.
ReplyDeleteHokay.
ReplyDeleteLeave us not forget (it hasn't come up much during the Obama "birther" farce) that some Republicans were quite happy, a few years ago, to start pushing for an amendment to repeal the law about being born in the U.S. - because at that time they thought Schwarzenegger was going to be an unstoppable political force.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those times when I wish our names showed up when we Like a post. Because this is so goddamn funny.
ReplyDelete"for something lost that she once had that she needs reaffirmation now desperately for"
ReplyDeleteVacuumslayer is Lady Macbeth? What?
Now, Cruz rectally-sourced allegation wasn't that Hagel was a treasonous rat, it was simply that he took money from North Korea and Iran to rot us from within. They know he's a conservative Republican, right? I mean I hated the fucker when he was in the Senate and I want no part of him as Defense Secretary (not that it matters here, and I agree with chuckling that the Pentagon is still an evil under Democratic administrations, so I properly oppose, oppose, I say! the demonic hegemon of American imperialism no matter the bland flavor of milquetoast running this ship of state), but the guy was a real nutter. BUT, he's not exactly an Islamo-Commie dupe IMO. It's such a bizarre and stupid thing to accuse him of, I can't really imagine anyone but DC Republicans at this point really understand the comment.
ReplyDeleteNo, the thing I want to say is, "Chupa mi pinga, hijo de puta, Despues de chuparme, muera!"
ReplyDeleteActually, the weird thing is, I don't know what the fuck he could possibly mean when he writes "just go ahead and say it". What is this "it"? Scratch that, since it's always projection with wingnuts, I imagine "it" is some bigoted bullshit that he believes, though he's trying to quell it because he thinks it will hurt his cause.
ReplyDeleteSorry about feeding the troll folks.
Once again, Peter Gabriel can help us out;
ReplyDeleteit is chicken, it is eggs,
it is in between your legs.
it is walking on the moon,
leaving your cocoon.
Seriously Lee? How about a post on topic. How about that egotistical, piece of garbage obozo s address? He is a buffoon
ReplyDeleteYes, and you and you're brethren are MORONS
ReplyDeleteFucking punctuation. How does it work?
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty bizarre... Dennis' interpretation of my comment actually gives the game away.
ReplyDeleteI make a joke which any hip, media savvy person would realize is a riff on a Troy McClure line: "Because this is T.V., I can't tell you about the cool, refreshing flavor of Laramie 100s." Dennis, being a racist, interprets it as a racist joke and tells me, basically, to "get to the point". Being a guy who's made a genuine, generally successful attempt to eschew racism, I have no idea what the hell he's hinting at. I'm sure the folks at the right-wing circle jerks he usually frequents would get the reference, be able to fill in the blank where "it" lies, but I can't even begin to comprehend what he's trying to get at.
"Always projection". "Bigoted bullshit". "What is it?"
ReplyDeleteDo you have an original thought or do you still just repeat what Cerberus says on every one of her threads, B4? You've never been able to think for yourself. Your hot tub buds do it for you. You don't want to feed the trolls because you want to act tough, but you also don't want to get your lip bloodied when you say something stupid.
But it's not WaterMOUTH.
ReplyDeleteThank God. Hopefully Ted "Killing and Grilling" Nugent takes it over. It would be nice to get back to an American president
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It is the Amanda Marcotte party. Good luck obozoites
ReplyDeleteI am not chuckling. I am King Chuckling
ReplyDeleteJay, who the FOOK are you to tell anyone what they did or did not say? Go find Amanda Marcotte and Becky Watson, tie yourselves up, get a hold of each other and pretend obozo is with you. You sausage lover you
ReplyDeleteSmutty, are you and Amanda cheating on TDA? He will be really jealous because he claims he has "a very healthy relationship" with Ms. Marcotte. What a disgrace you both are
ReplyDeleteGet off my American blog you Comie Brit
ReplyDeleteMINDLESS DROID ASSHOLE
ReplyDeleteWhere did you learn to write? Public school sped class?
ReplyDeleteYou my friend are a mindless droid fookin asshole
ReplyDeleteYou look like you enjoy BBC right in the money hole?
ReplyDeleteDennis, these guys are a bunch of "mindless droids" who are in love with Amanda Marcotte, Becky Watson, obozo and the rest of the fudge packing liberals. That being said, bald guy and mds are boyfriends and DA is lurking. He will be stalking really soon. Trust me
ReplyDeleteHe basically called you a fookin baldass CHOOCH who happens to like BBC
ReplyDeleteHey Doc. How you doing sweetly?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Punch,actuation! You'd are a fookin jerkoff,.,
ReplyDeleteObvious troll is etc.,
ReplyDeleteEnglish not your first language? Buck up, Lil Camper, Redstate's "Imported Jingo Vituperation Kit" is here for you!
ReplyDeleteI will tell you what. When you post on topic. Get a job! Stop sucking on oboz.os tit and contribute to soci. Ety: then and only then I will focus on punctuation. Until then. FOOK off
ReplyDeleteStop trying, mate. There's no 'there' there. I reckon random Peter Gabriel lyrics are as good a response as any for our little wingnut pals.
ReplyDeleteShock the monkey to life
So, toolburger, what do you mean by "it"? Nice of you to bring a sockpuppet also. As for bloodying my lip? You play a nice badass on the internet, but I'd have you crying in two seconds if ever we met.
ReplyDeleteJay, who the FOOK are you to tell anyone what they did or did not say?
ReplyDeleteGrammar, please. It's "who the LUNKWILL."
Hey baldy, I would love to meet your baldass. I would whip you like the queer you are. Bring all you're buddies. You will need help cowboi
ReplyDeleteYou know, at some point in this thread I started embracing BigHank53's speculation in the last comment thread that we were dealing with bots. I was thinking, Perl script, or maybe Python nowadays. But now I'm leaning towards the notion that it's an incontinent, semiliterate Serdar Argic variant implemented in COBOL ... by a monkey.
ReplyDeleteAre you really that fookin stupid? Nugent baby. Killing and grilling asswipe
ReplyDeleteli'l copy did a poopy.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Marcotte's a fine woman. Any party of hers is fine by me.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Marcotte is a fat fookin slob. Her and her healthy relationship with your boy DA
ReplyDeleteMarcus Bachmann, is that you?
ReplyDeleteMonkeys can type the entire works of Shakespeare. I believe it now.
ReplyDeleteWell, that particular dumbass is gone, anyway.
ReplyDeleteWell, that certainly would explain the feces-flinging....
ReplyDeleteWhat with all the 'fooks' and 'fookins' I assumed we were being trolled by the Gallagher brothers.
ReplyDeleteYou're fooling no-one copyburn. Your unimaginative bluster has you pegged as a Wilmer Cook clone. In a real confrontation, you'd piss and shit your pants, and curl up into a ball, crying for your mummy. And that's before BBBB touches you.
ReplyDeleteThe WHOLE POINT of masturbation is that it's something you do ALONE. In private. I suggest you wank off elsewhere, as none of us are as impressed by your tiny little crank as you are.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you just answered your own question.
ReplyDeleteCome, come, wily, there are far worse things to say about the AAPS, and when I say "worse" I mean "honest", like them being white-supremacist neo-nazis.
ReplyDeleteWait - Breitbart married Malkin? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm right here ... Oh, the other particular dumbass. Whew. Thanks, Mr. Edroso!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't compare Dennis to a monkey, because I have too much respect for monkeys.
ReplyDeleteMichelle has spun her husband's unemployable status, despite having been a Rhodes Scholar, as being a stay-at-home-dad, so they reverse the traditional man-woman roles and haven't been stoned to death by their fellow conservatives, paleo and neo for this act of cultural sabotage.
ReplyDeleteI love that picture; he looks like your ultraconservative aunt after she's finally figured out what the deal is with your "bachelor friend" who she's seated next to at Thanksgiving dinner.
ReplyDeleteWell, they do deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy telling birther kookballs that Rand Paul was born in Canada.
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