Etc. Drudge's been working the old Ooga Booga, so there's a spate of these now from excitey-whiteys like the ever-reliable Angry White Dude ("Enter black thugs in America. After being stoked up by black leaders like Louis Farrakhan, 50+ years of political correctness and cradle to grave welfare, they are emboldened to make threats of riots and violence...").
The punchline: Just a ways down this list is a Mediate account of an Ann Coulter interview, in which she tells Sean Hannity, "White liberals are always threatening black riots whenever they’re about to lose an election."
The great thing about having psychopaths for a base is that the words don't have to make sense so long as you put a dog whistle in there someplace.
Thomas Sowell, one of the brightest people on the planet? Which planet is that, Omicron Persei 8?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, many conservatives really are threatening armed revolution if Obama wins.
ReplyDeleteNational media attention: The Suburban Dad Survivalist web log.
ReplyDeleteSecond Amendment solutions are allowed only to those with an appropriate lack of melanin. Void where prohibited and all that.
ReplyDeleteHey, the guy's gotten himself an easy and lucrative gig. That shows some intelligence, if only of the cunning variety.
ReplyDeleteIf you talk about them talking about it, you're the real racist. We will have to wait until Jonah the Whale comments on this since he was in the forefront of Ooga Booga in '08. I do not doubt that we shall have a touch of Flabby in the night.
ReplyDeleteIt's that pre-existing skin condition. Can't let just anyone have a gun. Or a vote.
ReplyDeleteAre they crazy or evil? Or perhaps both?
ReplyDeleteThey've gone from dogwhistles to air-raid sirens to the equivalent of shock collars. And they're simply baffled as to why anyone might think they're racist.
ReplyDeletethat's the argument that changes the subject every time when discussing guns with my ignorant BIL--He and his like-minded pals pretend to support unfettered dick waving, but they absolutely believe the government should regulate gun ownership--just not for them. Regulation should only apply to, you know, "gang bangers" (read Other Than White) and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a white liberal, I find the "threatening black riots" move far too good to save for elections? Every 2-4 years? Please. If the Dunkin Donuts clerk gives me plain cream cheese when I asked for veggie cream cheese, I'm all, "Y'all bes' not dis my order, or I'll have my homeys in ACORN fizzle up your shizzle." What can I say? They haven't banned me from the store yet, so God bless political correctness.
ReplyDeleteLack of melanin is what makes it a solution, as opposed to a problem.
ReplyDeleteWhat racism?
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Ann Coulter? You mean, the psycho who regularly calls for liberals to be executed? And by "liberals," means anyone to her left?
ReplyDeleteMiffed that Disqus didn't come with a project-vomit-through-time-and-space-on-that-person-pictured button.
ReplyDeleteIn the intersts of comity, I think it would be a good idea for there to be riots no matter who wins. Think of the jobs the cleanup will generate!
ReplyDeletemy least favorite parliament song.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to believe that Suburban Dad Survivalist was a parody blog on the order of the legendary mall ninja, but no--he isn't voting for Romney, in part, because Mitt supports the assault rifle ban. That, plus referring to Sowell as some kind of super genius and a collection of random tweets as an "aggregation of data, with each example well sourced by the author" (surprise, it's batshittery from Alex Jones' site) makes me believe that, to use an old phrase which I've used here recently but, damnit, it still applies, he's anticipating these riots more in hope than in anger (or fear).
ReplyDeleteI love the smell of pepper spray in the morning...
ReplyDeleteThe way these dolts are forever warning that the darkies are fit to rise up and wreak vengeance on their carefully Miracle-Gro'd lawns, you would think we've spent a lot of time systematically abusing, mistreating, and oppressing blacks in America. Good thing we haven't been doing that, right guys?
ReplyDeleteIt's not going to end well for him one of these days:
ReplyDelete“Dr. Sowell, this is the Stanford Campus Police. Put the bong down and come out of the building with your hands in the air”.
“No, you can’t wave them like you just don’t care.”
“No, we don’t want to buy one of your kidneys!”
Agreed, and keeping in mind that it's always projection with these bastards, I must confess to a certain nervous feeling whenever this sort of brute propaganda rears its ugly head. If history is anything to go by, there's going to be a tipping point sooner or later. The GOP's been sinking further and further into freakshow extremism with every passing year, and nobody is lifting a finger to stall that trend, never mind reverse it; whether it's "moderate" Republicans, Democratic Party "leaders," or the "respectable" voices in the mainstream, centrist media, absolutely no one in any position of power is doing a single God damned thing to combat this alarming state of affairs. That can't possibly end well.
ReplyDeleteI say: own it. I'm planning on spending the next two weeks in Florida ringing doorbells where there are Romney/Ryan yard sign. My spiel: I'll try to sell them a security service, because the Black Panthers are known to be watching the polls and are targeting the homes of Republicans who vote. Will they buy my service, or stay home on election day? You can bet your Early Bird Special it will be #2!
ReplyDeleteOh, did I use the account of "calling all toasters"? I should have put it under my own name, Michael Vick.
ReplyDeleteI keep having to check my calendar to make sure it isn't 2008. Every single wingnut trope from that year has been recycled, and yesterday even the Daily Kos comic was criticizing someone other than Obama.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when Drudge forgets that his copy of the Turner Diaries is supposed to go in the "fap material" pile instead of the "news material" pile.
ReplyDelete" nobody is lifting a finger to stall that trend"
ReplyDeleteNot true, Roger Ailes is feeding himself into a stroke.
Not true. Reverend Wright is getting very little play.
ReplyDeleteToo much Christian.
Neither is (white) Pumas for Hillary.
The chickenshits are coming home to roost.
ReplyDeleteThose Brooks Brothers dudes can get pretty nasty.
ReplyDeletePlus, their dads are lawyers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_Brothers_riot
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Just to make 'em happy, I'll riot in lampblack.
ReplyDeleteWell at least there hasn't been a rash of backward B's scratched into innocent young GOPers faces.
ReplyDelete"...the tide comes in, the tide goes out.... no one knows why..."
ReplyDeleteOh how I would have enjoyed seeing a lotta BLACKS show up at those "Town Halls" where the TBaggers were toting guns. Or maybe not, someone mighta got shot.
ReplyDeleteObama might be able to stop in now simply by arresting the Koch Bros on Federal charges of KIDNAPPING. See how they like it sitting in a jail cell with no bail.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of drama queens low rent Walter Mitteys they are. Everyone of those tough guys would piss their pants and hide under the bed if their fantasies came true.
ReplyDelete857 words, you say? Might be time to see what the character limit on a Disqus comment is, if any. After all, this ain't your dad's FJSK.
ReplyDeleteThe wingnuts are fucking pussies at heart, so this could work to Obama's advantage. If this silly idea gains steam, the rubes will be afraid of this happening and many will stay away from the polls or maybe even vote for the President.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the reality is the opposite. When, and not if, Obama wins, we will absolutely see more right wing terrorism. Lest you think I am being as alarmist as they are, just look at the track record of the last four years, and imagine the fever these fucking morons will find themselves in.
Chuckling hasn't managed to overrun the limit, so it must be pretty extensive.
ReplyDeleteof course they will. And as per usual, their insanity will be airtight to reason and reality. When the rest of us finally start clamping down on some of these traitorous and hateful proto-terrorist groups, they will scream "look how the liberal-fascists are rounding up good Xtian Merkins, so we needs to defend our poor selves."
ReplyDeleteOr, in the possible case that one of them will get lucky or temporarily competent enough to wreak serious havoc, a la Oklahoma City, they will conversely shake their heads in mock sorrow and tut-tut about what a "shame it was, but what do y'all expect, what with the blacketization of Merka and all?"
Their delusions are iron-clad and impervious, and we will all suffer for having allowed these fuckers even one minute of respectful tolerance.
If you're going to go, go all in.
ReplyDeleteIn the jungle, the whitey jungle, the liars freep tonight.
ReplyDeleteI've said it before, and I'll say it again with no apologies, Godwin be damned....
ReplyDeleteCall it what you will, neo-fascists, Sturmabteilung, teabaggers, GOP, but there is a rising tide of dangerous provocateurs using brownshirt activity in this country, straight out of the 1920s/30s nazi playbook.
Every day I read of more and more falsified "attacks" on innocent romney supporters or obama critics, predictions of intended violence from unwanted and "unamerican" strawmen, demonizing of political and social opponents, and a serious river of racist scapegoating.
Suburban Dad Survivalist
ReplyDeleteone of these things is not like the other...
So, wait, the only real black person (rather than pseudonymous twitter troll account) threatening riots is Thomas Sowell?
ReplyDeletePS Angry White Dude link didn't work for me.
Could still happen - that was on October 22. I remembered it was late october from this: http://wonkette.com/403829/monstrous-liberal-black-african-welfare-beast-carves-up-pumpkins-face
ReplyDeleteThomas Sowell is a free-market evangelist who:
ReplyDelete1) Works at a think tank, an institution designed to lose money
2) Writes book for his think tank's in-house publishing arm designed to lose money
3) Writes columns for the Washington Times, an institution designed to lose money
4) Hasn't worked in academia in over 25 years; still gets called an academic by people who hate academia.
That's one smart motherfucker right there.
Hmm. "... Miracle-Gro'd lawns,..."
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder if there's a Scott's Astro-Turf Builder. If so, the Koch brothers are bringing it in by the trainload.
With a moniker like that, I get the urge to sic James Howard Kunstler on him and ruin his week.
ReplyDeleteMEANWHILE, BACK IN THE STATES:
ReplyDeleteMitt Romney has manœuvred The American People into the back seat, and has been steadily handing them lines from "I'll balance the budget by lowering everyone's taxes and cutting nothing important," to "I won't 'come' inside you," to "I will 'come' in your mouth, and it will taste as sweet as candy," to "Your old-time Obama hasn't got a chance," and feels alternately expectant as they seem to be working and snippy as they aren't.
Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. But never forget that a lot of them are sane, terribly mistaken, and absolutely sure that they're doing the best thing for Humanity, or at least Humanity's worthy portion (which we should not straw-man as consisting solely of themselves and their friends)...this makes them all the more dangerous
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't want to go out and spend $1400 on your almost mil-spec AR-15 with a collapsible stock and a 100-round drum magazine, and then not ever use it, would you? What are you, some kind of commie? I bet you'd just let the looters right in the front door and (857 words of fevered Mandingo fantasies redacted) and I bet you'd like it, too, you filthy treasonous anti-American Obama voter.
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