...if you make up a fantasy of Samoa (as Mead did) and use it as the basis for your social revolution*, you shouldn't be too surprised when it turns out to look less like a South Sea utopia, and more like today's Duke.
*And yes, left-wing intellectuals didn't cause the sexual revolution, any more than Hugh Hefner did - that honor belongs to a changing economy and the birth control pill. But they made its consequences a hell of a lot worse.
Fellow members of the liberal traitor cabal, I address this to you.
When we make fun of ('scuse me, "purge") Joe Lieberman, Marty Peretz, and all those jerks, the Voices of Responsibility tut-tut and tell that no electorate will ever love us again.
But Ross Douthat and his fellow nuts are handing us a secret weapon, if we have the wisdom to use it.
Maw and Paw America may have lingering doubts about our National Security competence, but once they get a load of what ol' Ross is cooking up in his intellectual meth lab, not even Ohio-2004-style waiting lines will stop them from voting the Republicans out.
Because while conservatives keep saying our current era demands a new level of seriousness, their own intellectual class (such as it is) has floated off into the ether when it comes to a great many subjects. They think that the War on Iraq goes well -- or, if it doesn't go well, it can be made to go well by the invasion of one or more other Middle Eastern countries; they think the economy is going great; they think the failure in New Orleans is in no way the fault of the Bush Administration; and, as this latest squib shows, they think people are happier with less sex than with more.
For the most part, circulation of these lunatic notions has been confined to little journals and blogs frequented by like-minded dorks. But elections provide politicians and their people with endless opportunity and obligation to talk and, sooner than later, the influence of these radical theorists will start to be felt in their very boilerplate. When handed these absurdities to mouth, the candidate will perhaps demur at first, then accept, either through fatigue or a desire for added differentiation, the wisdom of the Young Turks. Then, let the jaw-dropping commence!
I say we steal a march on them now, and let America know that we stand contra Douthat! Here's a bumper sticker for starters:
When we make fun of ('scuse me, "purge") Joe Lieberman, Marty Peretz, and all those jerks, the Voices of Responsibility tut-tut and tell that no electorate will ever love us again.
But Ross Douthat and his fellow nuts are handing us a secret weapon, if we have the wisdom to use it.
Maw and Paw America may have lingering doubts about our National Security competence, but once they get a load of what ol' Ross is cooking up in his intellectual meth lab, not even Ohio-2004-style waiting lines will stop them from voting the Republicans out.
Because while conservatives keep saying our current era demands a new level of seriousness, their own intellectual class (such as it is) has floated off into the ether when it comes to a great many subjects. They think that the War on Iraq goes well -- or, if it doesn't go well, it can be made to go well by the invasion of one or more other Middle Eastern countries; they think the economy is going great; they think the failure in New Orleans is in no way the fault of the Bush Administration; and, as this latest squib shows, they think people are happier with less sex than with more.
For the most part, circulation of these lunatic notions has been confined to little journals and blogs frequented by like-minded dorks. But elections provide politicians and their people with endless opportunity and obligation to talk and, sooner than later, the influence of these radical theorists will start to be felt in their very boilerplate. When handed these absurdities to mouth, the candidate will perhaps demur at first, then accept, either through fatigue or a desire for added differentiation, the wisdom of the Young Turks. Then, let the jaw-dropping commence!
I say we steal a march on them now, and let America know that we stand contra Douthat! Here's a bumper sticker for starters:
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