ALTERNATE EXPLANATIONS FOR NORTH KOREA'S NON-NUCLEAR MUSHROOM CLOUD:
- Smoke from barbecue of 100,000 chickens, held in honor of Dear Leader.
- Even Dear Leader's farts are impressive, observable from outer space!
- Exhaust from Jajus backed up on Dear Leader Expressway during massive Dear Leader Day holiday weekend traffic jam.
- Slave labor camp smoke-break, synchronized nationwide -- a testament to Dear Leader's organizational skills.
- Massive cloud-sculpture representing nuclear explosion is gift to Dear Leader from the thriving downtown Pyongyang arts community.
If none of these pan out, it was nice knowing you guys.
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