Monday, June 02, 2003

I HATE POP-UPS SO MUCH that this is what I'm gonna do:

  • Never patronize another credit-card company, discount travel agent, or boner-pill merchant of any kind, ever.

  • If I do ever patronize any such businesses, in the part of the application where they ask where I'd heard about their services, I'll write, "I counted all the pop-ups according to industry and found yours had the fewest pop-ups per user of all comparably-priced boner pill merchants."

  • If I find out who invented this shit, I will make a brittle and humorous statement about them in my weblog, which is read my millions of my imaginary friends.

End emission.

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