Friday, June 06, 2003

DIFFERENT TIMES.Well, they got Raines. His most noisome former employee, though ecstatic, insists the "battle isn't over." No, not till Sulzberger sells the New York Times to the noisome former employee's current boss.

With Joe "Whitewaterloo" Lelyveld stepping in, we can safely predict these developments at the paper:


  • Seventeen-name bylines.
  • An eight-month-long, front-page investigation of Hillary Clinton's book tour.
  • Further resignations at the Sports desk when a reporter allegedly filing from Shea Stadium turns out to have actually watched the game on TV. (Suspicions will first be aroused when WB network reports a 25 percent ratings lift on the night of the game.)
  • Guilty White Liberal Out; Gutless White Liberal In.
  • Maureen Dowd still sucks.

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