With Joe "Whitewaterloo" Lelyveld stepping in, we can safely predict these developments at the paper:
- Seventeen-name bylines.
- An eight-month-long, front-page investigation of Hillary Clinton's book tour.
- Further resignations at the Sports desk when a reporter allegedly filing from Shea Stadium turns out to have actually watched the game on TV. (Suspicions will first be aroused when WB network reports a 25 percent ratings lift on the night of the game.)
- Guilty White Liberal Out; Gutless White Liberal In.
- Maureen Dowd still sucks.
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