When you see Obama holding up one finger in a photograph, F.W. Burleigh of the distinguished conservative journal American Thinker will have you know, he isn't telling someone to wait a minute, nor calling for attention, nor witnessing for Christ like Archie and the Gang, nor doing the Lindy Hop --
Obama and the Muslim Gang Sign
Is President Obama a Muslim? A lot has been written about this, but if photographs speak louder than words, then a photo taken at last August’s U.S.-African Leaders’ Summit in Washington D.C. might shed considerable light.
It shows Barack Hussein Obama flashing the one-finger affirmation of Islamic faith to dozens of African delegates...There's even semiotic analysis of a grainy photo detail:
The one-finger display is the distinctive Muslim gang sign: The index finger points straight up while the thumb wraps underneath and presses against the digital phalange of the middle finger. The remaining fingers are squeezed against the palm in order to highlight the extended forefinger...
The reaction of Togo president Faure Gnassingbe, at the top row second to the left, is less approving. Through his face you can read the mind of this Sorbonne- and George Washington University educated leader. His mind is screaming, “You gotta be kidding!”I could go on, but why spoil it? If you're a fan of Crazy, this is a treasure trove.
UPDATE. John Bridges, among others, sees the problem.
"presses against the digital phalange"
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious when they try to sound smart- they sound so stilted.
the distinguished conservative journal American Thinker
ReplyDeleteI guffawed. * superfluous further comment *
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That's the inherent danger of wearing your tinfoil hat outdoors: it melts what's left of your brain.
ReplyDeleteFact: under Obama, hundreds of thousands have gathered in stadiums to flaunt the Islamic gang sign. These rallies, accompanied by brutal spectacles, have even been televised, but the lame stream media refuses to expose the truth.
ReplyDeleteThe conspiracy is even deeper than we thought!
ReplyDeleteHelping IS to achieve their aim of world domination by bombing the fuck out of them and giving arms to their most effective foe (the Kurds) and organizing an international coalition to provide money and other support to those they're threatening is the very essance of Alinskyite strategy! First we fail to take Kobani, then we take Berlin!
ReplyDeleteIt's also the way to sign for the number one. 1. Arabic numerals, people!
ReplyDeleteCome get your sharia foam fingers!
ReplyDeleteAnd he's worn a blue suit more than once. I think we all know now where Obama sits on the Crips versus Bloods fence.
ReplyDeleteNote to self - read BBBB's comments before posting.
ReplyDeleteThe thumb up the ass display is the distinctive republican gang sign: The index finger manly seizes both testes while the thumb wraps underneath the prostate and presses against the ribcage. The remaining fingers are squeezed against the keypad to write a piece for American Thinker.
ReplyDeleteKinda sounds like they are fingering each others buttholes over there at the American Stinker.
ReplyDeleteFinally, proof of Iraqi chemical weapons of mass destruction: they want you to pull their finger.
ReplyDeleteWhen they try to sound smart, they sound weird... as though they're trying to pretend something they're not and don't comprehend at all.
ReplyDeleteNext up: right-wing pundit screams about Obama's "Muslim" bed. It has four legs, and the people on top lie flat which makes it completely unlike a good old-fashioned American bed.
ReplyDeleteLaying flat in total submission to Sharia law every night, for YEARS! And I had thought Obama couldn't get anymore treasonous.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just found out his chair has four legs, too! You know what it means when furniture has four legs? It represents the four pillars of Islam, that's what!
ReplyDeleteIt happens to every one of us, because it is the will of Allah.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteTERRORIST FIST BUMP!
Greatest Fox News analysis ever.
To me it just looks like President Gnassingbe has to go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWhich one gets left out? There's five pillars of Islam.
ReplyDeleteFreedom. Our Freedom gets left out.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta have at least one pillar fer yer head.
ReplyDeleteGnassawhat went to the Sorbonne! And GW! That education PROVES he's a perceptive African, so any face he makes supports our case. Not like the Kenyan Pretender, who went where? Probably no college at all. Probably the Solyndra Institute of Moocher Community Organizing and Stupidity, #Benghazi Campus, where I can tell you what he and his finger DIDN'T major in -- America!
ReplyDeleteI know there are. And our theoretical right-wing pundit would know as well (if you know "pillars of Islam," you almost certainly know the number). But do you think he'd let it stop him?
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/nC0UZSg.jpg
ReplyDeleteOh, the phalanges aren't squeezy enough. On the other hand (not pictured) he is also talking, presumably using actual words, so we can't expect full mouth-phalanges coordination. But there could still be a conspiracy; they just had to deploy it with the president they had instead of the vice-president they wanted.
ReplyDeleteI tip my hijab to you, dude.
ReplyDeleteIs that from Sadly, No! ??
ReplyDeleteSo many great images seem to be lost...like all the Glenn Reynolds robot photoshops.
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Notice that they had to make the anti-Trinitarian message even more blatant.
ReplyDeleteIf President Obama WERE a Muslim, why wouldn't he just say so? He doesn't have to win any more elections, after all. Besides, it's not a crime, or anything to be ashamed of.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, he also wouldn't be seen eating that Spam sushi when he visits Hawaii, either.
http://onlineathens.com/stories/022509/liv_398203728.shtml
je suis somethingsomething
ReplyDelete"Hey, you. Yeah, you. You'd love a piece of this, right? Who wouldn't? And the naked chick's not bad either."
ReplyDeleteOh, I have a similar Muslim gang sign I'd gladly present to Burleigh.
ReplyDeleteHow do we know it wasn't a Minneapolis gang sign? Why can't we have more original idiocy?
ReplyDeleteMinneapolis Mayor Explains Why Pointing Is Not A Gang Sign In #Pointergate Response. “I point a lot. Lots of people point. The President. Bill Clinton. Stephen Colbert. Babies. It is the earliest form of human communication.”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/minneapolis-mayor-explains-why-pointing-is-not-a-gang-sign-i#.lgBVB1MY4
It's hilarious when they try to sound smart- they sound so stilted.Don't blame Burleigh; he's merely quoting exactly how the Qur'an describes it.
ReplyDeleteThe American Thinker: The widest disjunction between title and content since The Neverending Story.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I love .
ReplyDeletePhotographs speak louder than words? So actions are worth a thousand words? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteBesides, it's not a crime, or anything to be ashamed of.Uh, have you been keeping up with current events? There's a substantial portion of this nation that thinks it most certainly is.
ReplyDeleteAs for Spam sushi, gourmet jamón, etc., etc., etc., he's simply indulging in that underhanded doctrine allowing one to pretend not to be Muslim if it would put oneself in mortal danger for no real benefit for personal political advantage. (Note that these same people never thought to ask Mitt about "lying for the Lord.")
I think it's a thousand pictures equal action. So, make a short film and yer good...
ReplyDeleteThe comments, as always, are a treasure:
ReplyDeleteStill, only ONE SEVENTH of Americans believe Obama is a muslim. How much evidence do they want?
Through his face you can read the mind of this Sorbonne- and George
ReplyDeleteWashington University educated leader. His mind is screaming, “You gotta
be kidding!”I agree. This is the face of a well-educated man thinking, "A universal, uncontroversial pointing gesture is a Muslim 'gang sign'? How stupid does this Burleigh character have to be?"
... Oh, wait, Burleigh was referring to when the picture was taken. Yeah, I remember how George Washington University MBA program had a course entirely dedicated to how counting on one's fingers was for the heathen.
Yeah, I took a peek and almost immediately got a headache from all the stupid on display.
ReplyDeleteAnd it devolved in biblical prophesy pretty quick. Is that a thing on those sites? My goodness.
S,N! and The Poorman Institute (RIP) did a lot to keep me from losing my fucking mind back in the aughts.
ReplyDelete"Lot dragged her home upon a cart and tried hard not to spill her / He tucked her into bed and laid his head upon the pillar"
ReplyDeleteOh, the phalanges aren't squeezy enough.That's what she said.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you saying? That Spam is made of pork?
ReplyDeleteThey don't. Unless you count this:
ReplyDeleteTogo president Faure Gnassingbe's face shows great sorrow, not "you've
got to be kidding". I am sorry you used the word "kidding" anywhere in
your article. The concept that anything about Obama could be a joke, or
that there is anything light about him and his behavior is inappropriate
in a serious article. And this is a serious article. There are many who
will grab any straw to avoid seeing the truth, and the concept of
kidding will be their straw when they read this article.
There's also a lengthy, unusually articulate comment from someone who's frustrated by how American Thinker keeps focusing on negativity, and irrelevant details like whether Obama is a Muslim vs. just evil or gay or whatever, and wants the "very smart people here" to focus more on positive things like how to "prepare for what's coming."
the distinctive Muslim gang sign
ReplyDeleteThat's one big gang.
An initiate.
Not to mention this:
ReplyDeleteLionel Hutz agrees:
ReplyDeleteMr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
So many great images seem to be lost...
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so!
They realize the final days are upon them. Once Obama is out of office, he'll become far less of a draw for the knuckledragger in search of a fear and loathing fix. Expect clumsy photoshops of Obama leaving a mosque with a sack full of severed heads.
ReplyDeleteNow we know why Tony never called Bobby. He was Muslim mole in a Catholic gang.
ReplyDeleteThere are many who will grab any straw to avoid seeing the truthYeah, like deciding that holding up an index finger is evidence that someone is a Muslim.
ReplyDeletethe concept of kidding will be their straw when they read this article.To be fair, "He has got to be kidding" did cross my mind. But it wasn't clutching at a straw so much as being gobsmacked that Burleigh's head could actually get that far up his ass.
Is President Obama a Muslim?
ReplyDeleteShort answer: No.
Long answer: No, you fucking tool.
Jesus, I mean I've come around largely on Obama, but a lot of his policies are still a shambles, especially in the "Post 9/11" department. I don't particularly like the overall foreign policy of killing and maiming of Muslims because freedom. These actions I would like to debate! His Administration's actions on civil liberties have been disgraceful! His HAMP debacle set real people back and it didn't need to be so! The alarming lack of banker show trials (hell, REAL trials, I don't care!) is a stain.
But jumping fuck, it's bullshit all the way down from those mortally opposed to him. From the Speaker of the House to the "intellectuals" like Bill Kristol to the flotsam like this screaming idiot. It has no semblance of cohesion. No nod to reality. Just braying, stupid nonsense. It's not that I support Obama out of a sense of partisan loyalty, but out of simple solidarity to acknowledging the world as it is.
Don't worry, if you lived through the 90's, you'll note that Hitlery brings out entirely new dimensions of fear, loathing and good ol' American misogyny.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I feel much better now.
ReplyDeleteIt's a gift.
ReplyDeleteIn this distinctive sign, the distal phalanges of the fingers are pressed tightly to the center of the palm, while the thumb is wrapped across the center of the index and middle fingers. Then the hand is propelled with force toward the target audience.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sadlyno.com/archives/5761
ReplyDeleteAll the busted image links here are a huge bummer.
But but but Regan holding up a finger was being a manly war hero, and Brewer was being all tough and courageous conservativey. So that right there eliminates the finger as an Obama signal of manly war hero stuff or tough and courageous conservativey. On to the Muslim signals!
ReplyDelete(and yes, I know Reagan never went to war except in his own mind).
Indeed, the taint has infiltrated Texas.
ReplyDeleteI miss Gavin and HTML Mencken.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is, you shouldn't forget Gary Ruppert.
ReplyDeleteWTF? That's blasphemy. If I saw a fellow Horn with that prostate tickler and not the proper "Hook 'em" signage I wouldn't think him a Muslim, but something infinitely worse, an Aggie.
ReplyDeleteYep. And General J.C. Christian. And TBogg's joint, and Plastic.com...
ReplyDeleteThank Bog Roy keeps the lights on here. Because I know I find great joy and happiness celebrating and discussing the especially exceptional! Americanicity of a certain subset of United Statesians.
And Mr. Leonard Pierce. . .
ReplyDeleteBrilliant stuff! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteAnd Coach Urban Meyer.
ReplyDeleteUncle Sam wants you -- TO BOW TO MECCA.
ReplyDeleteOh, getting out of the boat and wading about is jolly fun. One must place one's feet carefully, however, because at most places if they suspect you're laughing, splashing about and reveling in their madness then sub-surface "mods" will suck you under, leaving nary a bubble to show you were there.
ReplyDeleteOf course, this makes it doubly fun.
By Gad, I miss The General!
ReplyDeleteGasp!
ReplyDeleteIndeed. I see all this Obummer wackiness as a mere tune-up for the real crazy if/when Hillary gets in.
ReplyDeleteBut let's not get ahead of ourselves! We have the GOP primary to look forward to next! And the anticipation of that alone makes me hop around like a four year old dying to piss. How many more sleeps is it?
I didn't know John Boehner went to Texas.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, we have a winner: one Kilgore Hoover (who apparently read Breakfast of Champions a few too many times):
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that the only reason Obama was able to attend Hah'-vaad was because of Saudi influence. But even if that's untrue, there are so many red flags about this man - his origin, his upbringing, his mentors (FMD and JW), his sexual orientation (irrelevant to me but would be earth-shattering to MSM were he Republican), and on and on. And we have solid evidence after 6+ years that Obama is a serial liar, an usurper, a demagogue of the first order, a pathological narcissist, an old-school communist in deed, and the most contemptuous man in human history since Caligula. All that, and more, and what do we get from the MSM?
Crickets.
I tell ya, there are NO standards any more, Ed Roso.
ReplyDeleteF.W. Burleigh is plainly wrong. Obama's not flashing a muslim gang sign. He's shufflin'. That's a Bill Robinson dance move if ever I saw one. And he's doing it because he's secretly black. No, really, it's true. You can read all about it at at Free Republic.
ReplyDeleteHad a couple of server relocations and in one shit got real, real quickly and poof.
ReplyDeleteThe wayback machine has been helpful in the recovery of some of the lost treasure, but that is a tedious task for one with limited intertron access and we dont have loadbellies interns. Though if anyone would like to lend a hand we'd appreciate the assistance.
Anyhoo drop on by .
/Sadly,not as good, but hopefully still relevant.
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Nothing like uneducated people trying to sound sophisticated.
ReplyDeleteIndoobitibly. [primps bowtie]
ReplyDeleteAnd he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like Hitler.
ReplyDeleteHillary: Less Islamo-Fascist, more femi-Nazi!
ReplyDeleteOh my, the comments. The comments.
ReplyDeleteActually, if you follow Gnassingbe's line of sight, he's not looking at Obama at all, but the guy walking in front of him. I'm sure the American Thinker folks would have a ready explanation, but I don't speak moron.
ReplyDeletethe concept of kidding will be their straw when they read this article.
ReplyDeleteWhich we will use to break the camel's back! After it goes through the eye of the needle! And when we have enough straw, we will be able to (1) make bricks, and (2) hide the needle!
This may be a straw-man argument.
Provider and Cerb have been writing like righteous obsessed angels for the last year. The comment section is a far cry from the past, but that's not their fault. I'd love to see the revival of the epic Sadly thread. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteJust skimmed the comments below, but has nobody pointed out the "One Way" slogan of the 60s/70s Jesus Movement and its usual symbolic image? Many, many different versions of this design can still be seen online, and here are two examples:
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think I fell afoul of Poe's Law here— "the concept of kidding will be their straw" is just too perfect a phrase to have been constructed without humorous intent. Or is it maybe from the Bible?
ReplyDeleteObama will show you the Fifth Pillar when you get in the bed with him.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, they've recruited ALL THE BABIES!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I remember that now!
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout that.
Here's Angela Merkel... does it still count if she has her thumb out too?
ReplyDeleteYes, especially Revelations.
ReplyDeleteWuzza-wuzzup, loony libs.
ReplyDeleteSure, I'm saying that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm the only one on this thread that actually LIKES Spam?
Oh, the Hillary years are going to be entertaining, I guarantee.
ReplyDeleteOne of my pastimes is following the antics of syndicated wingnut cartoonists, for the nyuks, and a whole bunch of them have for whatever reason discovered that SAUDIS MADE HARVARD TAKE OBAMA story. Even though the born-on date for it is something like Summer '08. I guess drawing Obama playing golf six thousand times has grown tiresome.
ReplyDeleteThey've been finding solid evidence in their pants for the last six years.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of help do you need, Provider?
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the chair comes with a matching Ottoman !!!
ReplyDeleteJohn the Baptist was a smirking Muslim, or at least Leonardo thought so.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.leonardodavinci.net/images/gallery/st-john-the-baptist.jpg
I read somewhere that the only reason Obama was able to attend Hah'-vaad was because of Saudi influence.
ReplyDeleteThere are a number of reasons to consign this immediately to the bottom of the bird cage, the first three words are enough to make that a worthy proposition and tell any sane thinking person, that to read any further would be a waste of your time. Those missing the tell at first would be warned when they made it to Hah'-vaard.
For the rest of us, however, those of us fascinated by the endless capacity of the conservative word-salad shooter to mistake bullshit for arugala, and petulance for comedy, just can't help but put its funny voice on. Hah'vaard indeed.
Does a horizontal finger count? If so, here's Lord Kitchener trying to recruit Muslims for ISIS.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iwmshop.org.uk/images/item_12794.jpg
I must say, that is a rather Saddam-esque 'stache Kitch is sporting.
ReplyDeleteThe recruitment song contains clues to how evil this movement truly was.
ReplyDeleteThey're all about the secret hand signs at the Thinker. Last July they exposed another one:
ReplyDelete"Sexually oriented feminists can be divided into two generations. The
central purpose of the first generation was to legalize abortion and
normalize sex outside marriage. Gloria Steinem is still the leader of
that generation. She, who is often seen flashing her hand signal for her
vagina, like any gang-banger, is still the leading political sex
fashionista of her generation."
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2014/07/the_psychopathology_of_sandra_flukes_allamerican_totalitarian_vagina.html
Well now that you ask....And maybe I should put up a post to coordinate this on the blog, but if a small cadre of folks could hit up the wayback machine and grab photoshops from the archives, that would go a long way to the restoration of the Sadly,No library..
ReplyDeleteI see one person taking a page a piece, saving the files to a folder and uploading to a dropbox or some such...Having done a cursory glance of the situation, some shit may not be recoverable, unless the older cadre kept back up copies.
Obviously this is in the slapdash stages, and shit needs to be sorted before I ask anyone to waste their time.
Thanks for asking. Ill keep you apprised. :-)
Thank you kind sir. I too miss the abundance of MotherSnapping prolificness of the comment threads.
ReplyDeleteMy Roydar must be off a bit, I check in and find a new one with 7000 comments attached in less than 2 hours.*
*hyperbole, cant.help.myself.
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I followed the primrose path and was stunned by the opening:
ReplyDeleteLet’s face it: if you want to see the workings of thought disorder, you have to do a Rorschach.
I once did a Rorschach on a man who was experiencing a psychotic disorder. In card after card he reported seeing vaginas.
Sorry but seeing, "...do a Rorschach" and "...did a Roschach..." is offensive to my sense of right and wrong.
Please tell me that "...do a Rorschach test" is proper usage, or have the wingnuts combined with the Rand corporation, mole people and texting, managed to club the stylesheet to death like a baby harp seal?
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I guess this means that proctologists are seekrit Mooslimz, too.
ReplyDeleteOr is it maybe from the Bible?The Qur'an. Same diff.
ReplyDeleteThe guy with the furrowed brow, weary eyes, and most of his head missing? Thanks, Obama!
ReplyDeletethe proper "Hook 'em" signageYou mean all those liberals weren't necessarily flashing a satanic gang sign? Oh, well. [HITS PUBLISH ON AMERICAN THINKER BLOGPOST]
ReplyDeleteNot sure were gonna be able to get those back...That was epic.
ReplyDelete...
Well, in fairness, Uncle Sam represents the federal government, which currently wants to confiscate all your guns, force you into gay marriage, make you abort all children born and unborn, and convert you to fundamentalist Islam. So Burleigh might be on to something after all.
ReplyDeleteB-b-b-but wait... Aren't the Sorbonne and GWU, ya know, universities? Wouldn't that make him an elitist?
ReplyDeleteAnd he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like Hitler.Hey, you wouldn't have caught George W. Bush putting his pants on one leg at a time ... at least, not without assistance.
ReplyDeleteSAUDIS MADE HARVARD TAKE OBAMAYeah, the Saudis, aka the Bush and Cheney families' favoritist fuckbuddies. How could Obama betray their investment in him like that?
ReplyDeleteThey weren't even trying that hard to hide it. Why, the English translation of "Allāh" is right there.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they meant, "Behave like a violent reactionary psychopath with a journal"?
ReplyDeleteI once did a Rorschach on a man who was experiencing a psychotic disorder. In card after card he reported seeing vaginas.
ReplyDelete"I've got a problem? You're the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures!"
All those sports fans chanting we're number one are in for a surprise.
ReplyDelete"the most contemptuous man in human history since Caligula."
ReplyDeleteGuess Hitler wasn't all that bad in his mind.
Were it Hilary right now this article would be on the "Bitch wife finger waving nag" topic
ReplyDeleteThe position of Rorschach's test among real clinical psychologists -- as opposed to bullshit artists playing as psychs on the Intertubes -- is fraught. The vast preponderance of evidence is that the Rorschach test is worthless except as a way for psychologists to impose their preconceptions upon their patients (this also applies to Exner's quantitative classification / scoring system for Rorschach results). The late Robyn Dawes advised that if a psychologist ever brings out the cards for non-entertainment purposes, it is time to lawyer up quick, because you have fallen into the hands of a dangerous quack.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, the APA can't ban it, because dangerous quacks sill comprise most of their membership.
the most contemptuous man in human history since Caligula
ReplyDeleteHeaven knows, they have given him enough reasons to show contempt.
I'm glad I read all the replies.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna refer to this joke myself.
Gang signs signify vaginas now? I can think of some gentlemen I'd love to watch this guy explain this to in person.
ReplyDeleteI knew that about the test but was just fascinated by the usage.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those situations where one gives a pass at the bronze age/pining for a 50's that never existed/the Gilded age/ wishing to drown the Magna Carta in its baptismal bowl desirings, to focus on the ridiculousness of the argument or presentation thereof.
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Make sure you keep the bacon as far away from the Playdough as possible.
ReplyDelete...
My only beef with it is that it's about 25% salt by weight.
ReplyDeleteDo you have the articles themselves (and with them the URLs of the photoshops) but not the images? It seems like it shouldn't be too tough to script a bot to fetch the images from the internet archive in that case.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, I guess I'm not surprised.
Two cliches trying to squeeze out through the door at the same time.
ReplyDelete"...do a Rorschach" - if it isn't already in the Urban Dictionary, it soon will be.
ReplyDeleteAs exemplified by this filthy rockin' 'n' rollin' harlot -
ReplyDeleteI think this comment's a gas!
ReplyDeleteWell, those damn Arabs also gave us the zero. Whatya make o' that, smart guy?
ReplyDeleteYeah, like deciding that holding up an index finger is evidence that someone is too a Muslim.
ReplyDeleteOr that wearing a paisley scarf is actually displaying a kefieh in support of Arafat, thus disqualifying that person from hawking Dunkin Fucking Donuts.
I believe this is the only beef ever associated with Spam.
ReplyDeleteIt also does nothing to stop those transmissions coming in through your fillings.
ReplyDeleteThis is just sad. I mean there's video, for Christ's sake, he's wagging his finger like a damn boogie woogie bugle boy.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing he meant distal, maybe? Anyone else have any idea?
ReplyDeleteLord, that Paine quote in the midst of that piece: "To argue with a man who has renounced the use and
ReplyDeleteauthority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity
in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring
to convert an atheist by scripture."
Indeed, sir, indeed.
Phalange is NOT A WORD. I have a sad now.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he meant "phalanger", a kind of possum. "Digital Phalanger" could refer to the PHP compiler.
One Way? Yeah, straight to Allah with Muslin gangsign, pal.
ReplyDeleteMore accurate to say that it is made with pork.
ReplyDeleteWell yers, but I knew what word he meant there. Digital not so much.
ReplyDeleteAnd no Stronginthearm jokes yet? It's like I don't even know you people.
ReplyDeleteWe may finally get the answer to the age-old question: who do conservatives hate/fear more, the darkies or the bitches?
ReplyDeleteEven if you didn't support him out of partisan loyalty or simple solidarity, you'd have to support him on the basis of his opponents.
ReplyDeleteYou're saying the Rorschach test is the Feng Shui of psychology?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he used that description so that his mouth-breathing readers wouldn't realize he was talking about pointing.
ReplyDeleteFour pillars and one bolster.
ReplyDeleteOh, I heard hers was WAY bigger than that....
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0#t=1m16s
While briefly committed to a juvenile psych ward in 2004, the evaluation they did included ink blots, as well as the MMPI (which I never bothered to fill out).
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know that the diagnostic processes I was subjected to were as useless as I thought at the time. I mostly saw flowers and butterflies.
Secret hand signal (with special meaning to our Muslin President):
ReplyDeleteAmerican President Gives "Secret Muslim Gang Sign" Hand Signals, American Right Wing Stubs Toes In Fit Of Rage
ReplyDeleteAfter some time I figured out that JW is Jeremiah Wright, but who is FMD?
ReplyDeleteAnd Republicans seriously still think Obama is gay?
or at least Leonardo thought so
ReplyDeleteHe gave him the finger.
Once he's out of office, they can get their fear and loathing from the Bride of the Monster...or whatever random city councilman gets the nomination after Mark Penn blows her insurmountable lead for her.
ReplyDeleteThe salt and fat content are like a blackjack to the brain's pleasure centers, enabling you to ignore the rest of SPAM's content.
ReplyDeleteI reckon so.
ReplyDeleteStill, I like it when it's sliced thin, fried and sandwiched between the halves of a good ol' fashioned cat's head biscuit.
'Cause I'm a Southerner; that's why.
I sure hope no one tips them off to the First Presbyterian Church in Port Gibson, MS, which sports a giant golden hand "flashing the Muslim Gang Sign," atop its steeple. I always referred to it as "the fickle finger of Fate."
ReplyDeleteThen again...Presbyterians. So, you know, not real Christians.
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ReplyDeleteMan, that is one sweet guitar.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to get my hands on that.
Which is just another argument in favor of taking the damn fluoride out of the damn water. How will young people with their shiny healthy teeth receive the transmissions, much less hope for an answer some day?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he meant "flange." It would make as much sense.
ReplyDeleteThe American Thinker is seriously bat guano insane. The video clearly shows Obama making a typical finger wagging gesture, in a good way, at something one of the folks onstage said. Check the video, starting around 2:08.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.c-span.org/video/?320901-2/usafrica-summit-group-photo-delegation-leaders
I have no problem calling out a conservative making bat guano insane allegations.
Then I know you're hip to fried boloney, amirite? Amen.
ReplyDeleteSmut, you insufferable pedant.
ReplyDeleteShe is fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI feel lucky to be alive. Pretty sure that won't last though. What kind of things do they recommend taking to FEMA camps again? Need to get a bag ready... OBVIOUSLY.
ReplyDeleteI'm at a loss to describe what these people as a whole comprise. Is it a cult?
ReplyDeleteTime for another Whitewater investigation! And she really did kill Vince Foster, you know.
ReplyDeleteI regret that I have only one up-vote to give to this comment.
ReplyDeleteFrederick Motherfucking Douglass?
ReplyDeleteLes Paul Deluxe! Highly underrated guitar. Never seen a red one though. A reissue of some kind?
ReplyDeleteFrank Marshall Davis. You know, Obama's commie mentor in Hawaii who trained him in the Red Arts when he was but a wee lad.
ReplyDeleteI know what makes me raise a single finger in the air, but it ain't Islam.
ReplyDeleteHell, let's just go for it. Eight years of Hillary, then eight years of Michelle Obama. I hope I live till Malia turns 35.
ReplyDeleteFW Burleigh warns, "If Barack Obama tells you to pull his finger, DON'T DO IT! Prez's commitment to jihad is silent, but deadly!"
ReplyDeleteObama is comfortable with Islam’s extreme. He arms such people throughout the Middle East.
ReplyDeleteSure you're not thinking of Reagan, chief?
That's what I told Jumpin' Jack Flash.
ReplyDeleteWheels within wheels, and wheels look just like zeroes. We're into some heavy shit here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is a shared delusion with no windows to the outside world. One of the AT hacks spins some banal photos into a rehashing of a lunatic theory that's been running on fumes for seven years. The only complaint from the commenters is that his lame feints at levity do an injustice to the tragedy of America being led by a Muslim. This is the level of engagement with reality of a Second Life gamer who lets his meatspace dog starve to death.
ReplyDeleteBurleigh might be on to something
ReplyDeleteFTFY
This is him. I guess his hair fixative makes one hell of a lube.
ReplyDeleteShould I forward all my emails from Nigerian dignitaries to you?
ReplyDeleteLong beard. Head always covered. His hatband has stars, which are right up there with the moon. How did we not see it before?
ReplyDeleteThe JW he refers to is John Wayne, right? That would account for the innuendo about sexual orientation.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv_WGEHr4I
Upvoted for stealth Talking Heads reference.
ReplyDeleteOh, the phalanges aren't squeezy enough.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Where are all the true phalangists when we need them?
Jesus fucking Christ! Even Jesus is a fucking Muslim!?!?!?! Allah/Yahweh/Shiva damnit!
ReplyDeleteI find no comforter in that.
ReplyDeleteObligatory.
ReplyDeleteI believe it involves explosive diarrhea.
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