The response from the rocket scientists at Twitchy, Michelle Malkin's troll factory, is that Collins is a "fool" and a stoopid egghead just trying to "exploit this outbreak to get more funding" for his precious NIH but news flash Mr. Bigbrain Twitchy goin' VIRAL with a hashtag (#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch) that will alert the sheeple to what really robbed your stupid science-people boondoggle:
Obama’s vacations. #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
— RB (@RBPundit) October 13, 2014
White House Vegetable Garden #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
— Mix It Up (@AMFMPMTOO) October 13, 2014
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch Michelle Obama's horrible lunch's that end up in school dumpsters
— Beanfrompa (@BeanfromPa) October 13, 2014
Not mentioned: The $3 trillion Iraq war which, if Republicans get their way, will soon be going for 4.Twitchy's hashtag has indeed been picked up by other operatives, and will soon educate the masses thus:
The portion of the electorate that is not screaming EBOLA WE ALL GON DIE through beaks stuffed with lavender will, I am sure, see right through this nonsense. But we need a majority! (travelling music)
Occupy Bawl Street
ReplyDeleteHow very witty, Wilde, how very, very witty! Martini?
Obama’s vacations.
ReplyDeleteWhite House Vegetable Garden
Michelle Obama's horrible lunch's that end up in school dumpsters
Shorter all wingnuts: Since it's really close to the midterms, let's pretend we care about black people by pretending to care about Ebola research by pretending that we're outraged that the money* was spent on black people.
*The relatively small pool of money that is spent on things such as scientific research and the White House garden, not to be confused with the vastly larger pool spent on defense pork barrel projects that is inviolate because 'Merica--the F-35 will be ready to attack ISIS, one of these decades.
we're outraged that the money* was spent on black people
ReplyDeleteIndeed, I did not catch that aspect. Typical for wingnuts.
Look out, America! Them DUMMYCRATS is givin' yer money to YOU-KNOW-WHOS! But we ain't racists, nosir!
*headdesk*
So funding "avortions" leads to money in dem campaign coffers. How does that work.... Oh, right: the avorted babies are used as fertilizer in the White House vegetable garden, which then grows multi-million dollar arugala.
ReplyDeleteCan I beez Republican intuhmahlectual now?
So funding "avortions" leads to money in dem campaign coffers. How does that work....
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that we control the whole conspiracy?
Wimmins get avortions, pay tax money to doctors on LIBTARD payroll, doctors pay lesbian nurses who then contribute to DUMMYCRAT candidates because Rachel Maddow told them to!
"White House Vegetable Garden"
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm sure that took at least 10% of the entire federal budget.
Oh, if only.
ReplyDeleteAVORT THE WHITE HOUSE VEGETABLE GARDEN!
ReplyDelete"Obama’s vacations"
ReplyDeleteThis ties in to what I noticed a while back, that the right-wingers seem to think that since it's "their turn" now, they get to make the same complaints about Obama that we made about W. So they're wailing about "Obama’s vacations" here and golf elsewhere, not understanding or not caring that the complaint during W's admin was that W was setting vacation day records from year 1, and the records only got more shattered as his admin went on, thus showing W couldn't give a microshit about doing his job.
This strikes me as a hastag begging to be "subverted"
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch The Iraq War
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch John Boehner's liquor cabinet
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch Darrell Issa's Benghazi probe
And so on. And so forth.
I was thinking the same thing, but a bit snarkier:
ReplyDeleteEvery dollar dropped in a busker's guitar case #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Streaming episodes of Portlandia #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Your obsession with collecting vinyl #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
That 36-pack of PBR #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Every trucker hat at a vintage clothing store #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
What can I say? I live among hipsters.
Well, at least they're acknowledging that money actually was taken from Ebola research. I guess that's a start. Pity they don't care to know that the entire NIH budget is around $30 billion, which is about 2 months worth of spending on our glorious Freedom Operations, Iraqi and Enduring. (When long-term veterans' care and benefits is taken into account, the $3 trillion dollar estimate doubles, but what's a few trillion dollars when all we really need to do is repeal Obamacare, since healthcare has nothing to do with stuff like virus epidemics.)
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how little time it took Republicans to start caring deeply about public health, isn't it? Why, it seems like only yesterday that public health was a liberal plot to control all our lives and willfully impoverish the United States. Come to think of it, that was yesterday, wasn't it?
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Fucking Village Voice. Now there's one more reason to hate Monday, like I really needed one.
ReplyDeleteA hashtag tax would pay for adequate funding for the NIH... and everything else.
ReplyDeleteThou mayest now pluck out one eye.
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There you go again with your big gubbermint solutions!11!
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So...it's still only the "preliminary" test where she tested positive? I guess that's enough to send the wingnuts into spasms of cold panic.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I didn't try to grab the Voice before boarding the subway this past Saturday. The 1 wasn't running, so I had to take the A train to 207th St. Didn't look for a Voice in Inwood. Took the Bx7 bus to 231st St and walked to 236th along Broadway. Didn't even pause to see if the Voice was available.
ReplyDeleteI feel like that shark in the loosely-related sequel: This time, it's personal.
Tax breaks for the rich #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
ReplyDeleteTroubled Asset Relief Program #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
NSA spying #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
It's straight out of the Alinsky playbook, comrade.
ReplyDeleteEvola vaccine make babbies tarded.
ReplyDeleteAccording to disturbingly simian NC Senate candidate Thom Tillis, trillions of dollars in 'de-facto' reparations
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
They ought to just go ahead and call this period of Republican politics the Mississippian
Ruthven Todd was a god among drunks. Can't find his poetry books anywhere, though.
ReplyDeleteRepublicans insisting on tax cuts #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
ReplyDeleteStill not having an approved 2015 budget #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
I hope it was a charity doing the testing--because otherwise its a big government program and you know how dangerous those are!
ReplyDeleteOh bullshit! You know we'd have more than enough cash to avert this apocalypse, if only Obama hadn't squandered so much for that damn Iraq Wa... errr, White House vegetable garden!
ReplyDeleteTrying to exploit the outbreak of a disease to get funding to cure the disease? My God, just when I thought those fascist thugs at the National Institutes of Health couldn't get anymore depraved!
ReplyDeleteDon't kid yourself. Space Cat *off* mushrooms was no bargain, either.
ReplyDelete"No money for Ebola vaccines? Let them eat arugula!"
ReplyDeletei hate twitter.
ReplyDeleteKnow what else delayed the ebola vaccine? Shutting the NIH down for a month.
ReplyDeleteSure, the seed packets may have been only 99 cents each, but I bet armor-plating Combine-Harvester One cost a bundle.
ReplyDeleteLook, Republicans just believe as a matter of sincere principle that these sorts of threats are better addressed by private (preferably Christian) charity rather than theft/slavery/taxes/science/CDC. So the solution is obvious: #UrineBucketChallenge!
ReplyDeleteMan, the amount and density of wrongness they can fit into 140 characters is truly impressive. If they keep it up, we'll be able to witness the majesty of a Bullshit Singularity before the week's out.
ReplyDeleteObligatory:
ReplyDeleteFOLLOW THE MONEY, SHEEPLE!!
They were promised they could wage war on science without all that consequence bullshit. WHAT THE *beep* IS THIS CONSEQUENCE DOING HERE?
ReplyDeleteThe solution is obvious ladies and gentlemen. I'll have to start the Helmut Q. Monotreme foundation for Ebola awareness. I can pick a color to associate with ebola awareness... I'm going to go with orange. I will sell orange wristbands, sponsor 5k runs for ebola awareness and give out orange t-shirts, and allow companies to paint their handguns and drill bits orange for a cut of the take. After expenses, like advertising and executive salaries, I will donate literally hundreds of dollars a year to ebola related health initiatives.
ReplyDeleteAnd why does it need stealth technology?!?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone speak Romanian?
ReplyDeletehttp://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avort
I hear that the Obamas have eaten three meals a day these past six years: all on the taxpayers' dime. If we totaled all that money up, it would more than pay for Eboli research.
ReplyDeleteAlso one or two vanity wars to make the too-busy-to-serve patriots feel like War Fighters™ while opening the sluices of tax dollars into the pockets of the defense contractors.
ReplyDeleteNo, the avorted babies are used for Moochele's school lunch fascism.
ReplyDeleteYou could specifically target conservatives by printing the words "Live Strong Glib Wrong" on them.
ReplyDeleteEvery dollar paid to millionaire football players and coaches #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
ReplyDeleteEvery dollar not added to the federal gas tax
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Every dollar spent on ridiculously massive pickup trucks
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Every dollar spent on huge wide-screen TVs
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Every dollar spent on peanut oil for deep-frying turkeys
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
What can I say? I live among rednecks.
There's a little street market once a week on the far side of Lafayette Park from the WH. The Moroccan adoptees could at least hawk their transsexual non-mother's produce over there and toss the proceeds over the iron railings at the Treasury building to make funding available for an Ebola vaccine, but no. They don't want to work. They just hang around in their fancy shmancy private school and ride around in government vehicles running up the fuel bills taxpayers are forced to pay. Oh for the good old days when underaged Jenna Bush was getting drunk on her ass in Austin like a real American!
ReplyDeleteIn the long run, Roy's health will benefit.
ReplyDeleteLike Public Health should be a government function...Moochers.
ReplyDeleteThe "millionaire coaches" one rings true for me, too. My alma mater spends a very large amount of money on a very shitty football team (and then cries poverty, natch).
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see the First Lady, she is wearing a different dress, and dresses ain't free. How many Americans has she sentenced to death?
ReplyDeleteIs that where their brains morph into grey goo?
ReplyDelete...oh, wait....
I'm willing to drink as much beer as I can to contribute.
ReplyDeletePlus they airlift it to Hawaii, the South of France, and Cuba whenever the First Family vacations there.
ReplyDeleteIt's the world-spanning killer outbreak!
ReplyDelete...ignoring of course, the thousands of people who've died in Africa, but, jeez, we're talking America here! The Real World!
Every dollar spent on big-boob porn
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Evola vaccine gave me oughtism.
ReplyDeleteFDR was angry revenge seeker on world because polio and used Nazi sciencemen to invent evola vacc. Then evola appeared during Carter Admin, resurged during Clinton, and now under Obummer the FDR Nazi plan comes to fruition. DEATH PANELS JUS LIKE WE SED.
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing is so brain-numbingly stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY thing that took money from Ebola research was the choice that Congress made in appropriating money for NIH/CDC. The other choices Congress made in appropriating money for other government functions did not in any way impair its ability to put more money into research.
And of course, the overall cutting of expenditures across the board through the sequester mechanism didn't help either.
so small boob porn is OK? I'm asking for a friend. He's from Canada. You probably don't know him
ReplyDelete#WhendoweinvadeEbola is all too dangerous, given the educational level of the average fox news watcher. Send not to ask what the Twitter twits...it twits for thee.
ReplyDeleteNazi plan fruition + moonbats = FRUIT BATS, known ebola reservoir.
ReplyDeleteInvade, hell, we need a border fence to keep illegal Ebolas from sneaking across our designer borders. When's Congress going to allocate money for that?
ReplyDeleteFree Shawna Forde!
ReplyDeleteI'm calling shenanigans on "small boob porn" being a thing.
ReplyDeleteLiberal Fashist Wilson admin uses flu for illuminati NWO attempt 1918. 2014 Obama admin wants children vaccined for evola. Just a coincidence?
ReplyDeleteI would love it if we could see the panicking hordes wearing Plague Doctor masks! That would make my day!
ReplyDeleteIs that "e.boli" you mean? Poisoned hamburgers with double the deadly?
ReplyDeleteRecord national increase in gun sales
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot that one.
ReplyDeleteRecord national increase in gun sales
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch.
Chose potatoes over stuffing
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Mississippigoddamnian
ReplyDeleteI personally like the Mississippian Culture. All those mounds over the eastern US and Cahokia is really cool and the largest city in the continental US prior to the 19th Century
ReplyDeleteClose cousin to Marburgers?
ReplyDeleteI think it's called "frosting" once applied to boobs.
ReplyDelete"applied to boobs".... HURR HURR
ReplyDeletePresidents actually pay for the food that they and their family eat, so we can cross that one off the list.
ReplyDeleteUnless, of course, your hypothetical wingnut is complaining that Obama is collecting a salary FROM TAXPAYER DOLLARS, in which case carry on.
I think it was very clever of ISIS to hide the ebola virus in those Honduran children.
ReplyDeleteEven more clever when you realize the three have nothing to do with each other.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S stratergery!
Yes, you see? Murdering children was not her only path to greatness.
ReplyDeleteHere's the real story, from thin person Air-Wreck Erickson:
ReplyDeleteFat Lesbians Got All the Ebola Dollars, But Blame the GOP
Yes, All the Ebola dollars!
Malkin: The fire department's too incompetent to put out all these fires what been burning down our McMansions.
ReplyDeleteFire Chief: Well, we are using only one fire truck for the entire city, due to the drastic cuts in emergency services over the past umpteen years by the t-party city council.
Malkin: Oh, how convenient and liberal to exploit the rash of house fires to raise more funding for the fire department!
Fire Chief:
Strangers On A Microbe
ReplyDeleteYES.
ReplyDeleteIs this to be a more general strategy for every time the repercussions of Republican funding cuts become obvious? Blame Obama?
ReplyDeleteEvola virus causes EVOLUTION!!
ReplyDeleteI did not realize our party was being funded by abortions. That's better than being funded by gun murders, isn't it? Anyway, I hope they're getting a good price for the fetuses, and not just giving them away like they did with the sequester and stuff.
ReplyDeleteSo you can't see it coming before it sneaks up behind you and rams those asparagus spears Down Your Throat!
ReplyDeleteDuh.
Eric Idle: "I can't say the letter C. I was attacked by a bat."
ReplyDeleteMichael Palin: "A cat?"
Idle: "No, a bat."
Agenda 21 will turn our golfs into kale patch.
ReplyDeleteEric Idle: "I can't say the letter C. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat."
ReplyDeleteMichael Palin: "A cat?"
Idle: "No, a bat."
Oh, like you're surprised?
ReplyDeleteFree fetus with every vote!
ReplyDeleteand he was very big--and he was the biggest he had seen.
ReplyDeleteWhat would certainly be humorous would be the reaction to Obama walking hand-in-hand with a Saudi prince. You could probably pick up the screeching all the way out to Neptune's orbit.
ReplyDeleteNixon had a dog named Checkers that died.
ReplyDeleteLincoln played checkers and had a horse that died.
More than coincidence?
Dunno. I'm kinda soft on the whole question.
ReplyDeleteHis novel The Lost Traveller is a cherce piece of mindfuckery.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet there are more than a few GOPers who would rather you did skip the bucket. And they'd invite you back for yet more water sports once they notified their friends of your, uh, abilities.
ReplyDeleteA salad a day keeps ebola at bay.
ReplyDeletesend the wingnuts into spasms of cold panic.
ReplyDeletesend the wingnuts into spasms of colon panic.
FTFY
To be?
ReplyDeleteHaving to find and encourage people to self-quarantine or place them under quarantine takes money too. As does requiring hospitals to try to achieve a Biosafety Level of 4. As does the reduction in air travel by those who don't want to get on a plane with a potential Ebola carrier.
ReplyDeleteAnd, all of that was preventable if we'd just had travel restrictions. You'll hear propaganda from WHO, WaPo, NYDN, CDC, etc. arguing against a complete travel ban, but that's not the same as travel restrictions.
So, since this site isn't like Twitchy, perhaps someone would care to lay out an argument against restrictions.
Best Hallowe'en costume EVAH
ReplyDeletePerhaps you'd like to lay out an argument that doesn't mewl on about malicious "propaganda" forces that conspire to "argue" (because reasons!) against a travel ban, even as they puke up a plague of bullshit about how it'll kill us all, which is the part you've plainly bought into.
ReplyDeleteWell they were all AGHAST at how he bowed to the Emperor of Japan, so you're probably right.
ReplyDeleteBut then, they were AGHAST when his party didn't scrupulously observe every single detail of the proper protocol when meeting with the Queen of England, so it really is a matter of "How DARE Obama tie the left shoe first? Everyone knows REAL AMERICANS always tie the right shoe first! THIS OBVIOUSLY PROVES HE'S A COMMUNISTMUSLIMUNAMERICANTRAITOR.
Never question the existence of any type of porn being a thing. In my... my friend's experience, yeah.
ReplyDeleteNext on Obama's agenda: Ebola Gay Marriage.
ReplyDeleteYeah, "propaganda", because, pffft, who'd listen to people whose entire medical expertise is on epidemiology about what to do during a disease outbreak? Much better to ask Fox & Friends.
ReplyDeleteA complete travel ban would keep people from being able to get into the disease zone to help. But, fuck 'em, they're Africans, right? Better them than us!
And there's an entire magazine devoted just to that!
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Malkin isn't puking her message on Twitchy. Isn't that what it's for?
ReplyDeleteWhat would those "restrictions" look like? Apart from a complete ban on all commerce with the affected nations, what measures might the airlines and the CDC/WHO take?
ReplyDeleteI blame Obama.
ReplyDeleteBTW, did Michelle's lunches (EXCUSE ME, "lunch's") actually end up in school dumpsters?
ReplyDelete'Cause that's just mean, having her personally make lunch's for millions of schoolkids only to have them throw them away. I mean, that IS what was meant, right?
I guess I was wrong about this site being like Twitchy. Would anyone with reading comprehension skills (or a willingness not to lie) care to weigh in?
ReplyDeleteIn my comment I thought I'd made it clear that a "complete travel ban" isn't the same thing as "travel restrictions". Looks like the attempt by WHO, CDC, Frieden, WaPo, and the NYDN to confuse the two worked at least with one person.
Liberia only has one major airport and it only has one runway. Of the eight or so carriers that used it, six or so have stopped flights. It wouldn't take much to get the other two to stop flights. The U.S. military could fly in aid workers and supplies, and fly out those who had a very good need to get out (which wasn't Duncan). Anyone coming back would have to go through a 21+ day quarantine. We can give $ to those very few affected by not being able to fly out. Likewise with the other two countries. (That is, two for now).
ReplyDeleteThe NYT has a report on cordons sanitaires being used there, but it's too little too late. Cote d'Ivoire has shut down their border, even if the chocolate harvest suffers. Other countries are taking steps to contain the virus, yet the U.S. still lets anyone come here like nothing happened. That's nuts.
If anyone has a valid argument against that, let us all know.
I'll look for that. I've got a copy of William Blake, The Artist That I read as an antidote to Northrup Frye. Frye was just nuts.
ReplyDeleteRuthven understood Blake.
Ordered from GoldLine
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
Because. ...uhhhh...you can get into America from places other than Liberia?
ReplyDeletethe U.S. still lets anyone come here like nothing happened
ReplyDeleteYou mean other than the increased screenings at the airports and ports?
Where are you going with this line of questioning, exactly?
And he was WALKING -!
ReplyDeleteCorrect me if I am wrong, but I believe that the guy who recently died of Ebola in Texas flew in from Brussels.
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch is, hands down, the stupidest thing that silly twitch has ever involved herself in, and that's a high bar indeed. Pegged my WTF-O-Meter, it did...
ReplyDeleteDon't type things like this^^. It only encourages T-Bogg to post that video of Malkin doing that cheerleader fail thing. And NOBODY needs to see that ever again, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAs any true patriot should.
ReplyDeleteObama’s vacations.
ReplyDeleteGODDAMMIT!
Obama: 21.5 Vacation days per year.
AAAAARRRGH!
Bush: 110
FUCK!
This much stupid is gonna break something. Something cosmic. Unraveling Superstrings, muons and quarks living together...
Of course this should be left to the magic of the market. For now, only poor Africans are dying. But when Ebola is running riot through wealthier first-world countries--that's when there will be money in finding a cure! And that's when the invisible hand will lay its magic-market fingers on all the survivors.
ReplyDeleteI still wish he'd put out a damn tip jar!
ReplyDeleteLook, Roy: Even Sully can do the subscription thing--and he's brain damaged--you should be able to pull it off here. We loves ya, and canst do without ya!
after midnight, out in the moonlight
ReplyDeletejust like we used to do
#GOPee
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch--$804,247,090 Congressional payroll
ReplyDelete#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch--Benghazi probe after Benghazi probe
#TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch--Kenneth Starr's $70 million "investigation"
Nice astroturf site you got there, Sparky. You give the rubes a script to read and everything! One wonders where YOU'RE getting your lines from, though.
ReplyDeleteThere's a porn for every part of the body, and some things you wouldn't associate with parts of the body, and parts of other bodies, and...it's complicated...
ReplyDeleteIt's the new SNAP (sharing newly aborted persons) benefit
ReplyDeleteSpace Cat! My 3rd grade teacher gave me Space Cat and Mrs Wriggle Goes to Mars books "Looooong before my first liberry card). FSM bless you, Mrs Hartmann....
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Higgs Boson is not available. He's in mass.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark sucked
ReplyDeleteCollins is a "fool"Among other things, Collins helped isolate the gene responsible for cystic fibrosis. I suspect that a great many of these screeching Twitchy fuckwits couldn't spell "cystic fibrosis" if you spotted them all of the letters. In order.
ReplyDelete"#tookmoneyfromebolaresearch funding avortions and then money funneled back to dem campaign coffers"Dear Tessa:
ReplyDeleteYou're no doubt fond of your Twitter avatar, but given the subject under what we'll generously call discussion, I feel compelled to point out that The Powerpuff Girls wasn't actually a documentary about the scientific research process.
Click the nick. His nym is the URL of an anti-immigration be-vewwy-afwaidycat site. Don't really need to know or hear anything else, do we?
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, but of course they can ignore that, they're ignoring that he's the head of the NIH who fucking KNOWS what they've been working on and how their shrinking budgets affected that. I mean JESUS she acts surprised that tax cuts led to research cuts!
ReplyDeleteThis thread is discussing the 40% cut in the health preparedness budget since 2006, so we're wondering why you're here with your Fox-approved talking points about travel restrictions. Actually we're not wondering. Beat up on Obama, his wife, Democrats, liberals, spread some ginned-up panic, confuse the issues. A good day's work for a wingnut agitator, right?
ReplyDeleteOops. I should read more carefully.
ReplyDeleteGosh.
ReplyDeleteOdd how it stopped replying once I called it out for the shill it is.
That's called a "travel ban", just so's you know.
ReplyDeleteIt's also what's really in chem trails... which #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
ReplyDeleteThe Powerpuff Girls wasn't actually a documentary about the scientific research process
ReplyDelete*wads up letter to the AAAS, throws it in trash can disgustedly*
Pedantic point: one of the genes, not that that detracts in any way from Dr. Collins' achievement.
ReplyDeleteBeaks stuffed with Lavender is a master stroke, sir.
ReplyDeleteHe's having his Skype call to God, sorry. Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
ReplyDeleteTigrismus is right. The Ebolan National Anthem is only for when they win medals at sports events.
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine Jesus coming back as a Plumber this time. "The fuck you been putting down the drain, man? Look it's fucking clogged up here like a mother fucker. Imma put some bad ass drain cleaner down here, don't nobody touch for like 6 hours. Damn look at the stupid. It's got all singularity. "
ReplyDelete#twitterstolemoneyfromEbola
ReplyDeleteWell, their wallets actually.
ReplyDeleteWith no OSHA protections enforced we can expect to see the gentle hand of the free market point go prisoners And illegals to do the product testing and the work because there is no way they are going too pay the costs of safe experimentation.
ReplyDeleteHis experty-ness made him say something that clashes with the truthiness of their faith-based belief in tax cuts for the wealthy. They have no choice but to burn him for apostasy.
ReplyDeleteSaving The World Before Bedtime #TookMoneyFromEbolaResearch
ReplyDeleteTry that line again--at any given time, there's a 50-50 chance it's live or dead.
ReplyDeleteYou do have to admit that they got a lot more enthusiastic when they realized they could use "public health" as an excuse to indulge is some of their favorite activities: denying entry to the US to black people, arbitrarily charging ill black people with criminal acts, and publicly fantasizing about committing genocide against black people. I'd point out the common thread, but I don't want to be decisive at the time of a crisis.
ReplyDelete#WhedonVaderBola? Ooh, that sounds like promising fanfiction. "And then Buffy kicked Anakin into a volcano in Papua New Guinea."
ReplyDeleteJeez, Doc, superfluous pedantry is supposed to be my job. When I made my offhanded genetic reference, I didn't expect to be descended upon by a swarm of locus.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you shouldn't have primed him.
ReplyDeleteAnd all this from people who can't even find Ebola on a map....
ReplyDeleteOh, SNP!
ReplyDeleteIt's right outside Kandahar, duh.
ReplyDeleteHey, I remember you. Weren't you here earlier this year with that exact same "I thought you were different but clearly I was wrong" schtick? And after you stormed off that time, you're back doing it again?
ReplyDeleteWait, what? Troll is claiming that a New York Daily News reporter is a "proxy" for the Obama administration???
ReplyDeleteThat's a rich one.
Silence, you! DocAmazing's pedantry needs no amplification.
ReplyDeleteWe should all be reminded that: Erickson announced earlier this year that he was accepted to seminary, calling it part of his journey "to glorify God more fully in this multidimensional platform of a career God has blessed me with."
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to make sure everyone saw that.
Mr. Erickson? God's on line two; He says it's something about "false witness"?
ReplyDeleteI get this sneaking suspicion that "avortions" is about to become a new Internet meme.
ReplyDeleteKinda taqy, people.
ReplyDeleteAlso he used the words "Stupid fucker"
ReplyDeleteThe idea of Erickson calling anyone fat...there are no words.
ReplyDelete"Roto-Rooter Jesus Chris" -- make it so!
ReplyDeleteIs that in Ubeki-beki-stan-stan?
ReplyDeleteI suppose...if by "odd" you mean "predictable."
ReplyDeleteAll your avortions belong something-something....
ReplyDeletewell, anyway, it was Central To Her Point.
Evola virus causes EVOLUTION!!
ReplyDeleteNeeds moar BENGHAZI!!1!!
Um, Quantitative Easing, I and II
ReplyDelete($85 bln/month, last I heard)
Might've paid for a petri dish or two.
Yes, I said "all of them," Katie.
ReplyDeletein particular
ReplyDeleteI saw what you did there.
Nein, nein, nein!
ReplyDeleteThe doctor will see you now.
ReplyDeletehttp://sylvaansuz.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/plague7.jpg
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