Friday, October 03, 2014

FRIDAY ROUND-THE-HORN.

•    Like Lorenzo Semple DuBois says in The Producers, they try; man, how they try -- Tim Cavanaugh of National Review:
Vice President of the patriarchy Joe Biden used a common anti-woman epithet to describe the strains of being a second in command during a visit to Harvard University Thursday. The misogynistic slur was treated as a harmless bit of Joe-will-be-Joe japery by local media. 
“Isn’t it a bitch, that Vice President thing?” Biden said after student Sietse Goffard identified himself as student council vice president at Harvard — whose former president Larry Summers famously said in 2005 that women might be underrepresented in science and engineering due to a “different availability of aptitude at the high end.” (Summers went on to serve on the Obama administration’s economic brain trust but was later beaten by a woman in his quest to become chairperson of the Federal Reserve Bank.) 
In a report on Biden’s use of the term “bitch” — a technical term for a female dog that is frequently used to deny women agency and silence female voices...
The word "bitch" has many meanings: It can also be applied to a person of either gender who whines on and on about insignificant shit.

•   I speak roughly of rightbloggers, but in reflective moments I think: Surely they have some decent qualities. For example, now that there's a visitor to our shores suffering from Ebola virus in a Dallas hospital, they wouldn't use his misfortune to try and drum up panic among the ignorant -- well, okay, maybe some of the stupider ones would, but surely not the big names in the field?
And while I’d like to know more about how this freelancer may have caught it, he’s a westerner, presumably aware of the dangers and how to avoid infection, not treating people with Ebola, and he still got infected. That could happen to anybody, of course, but it makes me wonder if this strain of Ebola is easier to catch than we think.
I take it back, they're all scum.

•   Speaking of which, I see that asshole Matthew Continetti has honest-to-God  written something called "The Case for Panic," in which he uses the traditional conservative premise that government can't do anything right to encourage Ebola pants-pissing among his co-delusionists.  He even closes with this:
Know hope? That’s passé.

Know fear.
I have to give him credit -- that's as eloquent a summation of modern conservative philosophy as we're ever likely to see.

179 comments:

  1. Warren_Terra1:03 PM

    I look forward to Cavanaugh and the NR expressing similar concern whenever prominent Republicans use terms that might garner accusations of sexism from the crude stereotypes of political correctness advocates who exist almost solely in their minds.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I say tomato, you say "Women shouldn't have the right to make their own health decisions."

    I say potato, you say "Women shouldn't get equal pay for equal work."

    Tomato, "Repeal the 19th Amendment."

    Potato, "Bombard internet feminists with rape and death threats."

    Let's call the whole thing off.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Wouldn't ewe know it. The liberal media is hen-pecked and cowed.

    ReplyDelete
  4. sharculese1:11 PM

    'Bitch' is a loaded term I avoid using but using it to rewrite the architect of the Violence Against Women Act is sad as fuck even before you get to something a overwrought and dullardly as Vice President of the patriarchy which couldn't have sounded good even in his head.


    The best part though is that Kavanaugh knows this is thin gruel for hanging the Democrats are the Real Misogynists on this administration so he starts bringing in random nonsense (where's Chappaquiddick? The classics are classics for a reason, Timbo.) he manages to remind people that Obama appointed the first female Chair of the Fed. That is what the scientists call an own goal.

    ReplyDelete
  5. What, you missed his article condemning that Rick Scott wedding-themed commercial? It was right there next to the incontrovertible proof of the existence of vampire unicorns.

    ReplyDelete
  6. gocart mozart1:12 PM

    Surprised he didn't take offense on behalf of half the dog population for being compared to effete Ivy League academics.

    ReplyDelete
  7. The word "fluke" has many meanings: It can also be applied to a slutty slut who wants taxpayers to buy her slut pills for her. At least according to Cavanaugh and his peers in the Womyn's Defense Posse, when they were attempting to deny Sandra Fluke agency and silence her voice.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I'm never quite sure what the point of these "liberals are the REAL [insert bad thing here]" articles is supposed to be. The authors can't believe that this is going to change anyone's mind - it's just the same list of bullet points we've heard ad nauseum. No feminist is going to read this and think "You're right - I'm going to be a Republican now!"
    So it must be written for a typical wingnut audience, and they do seem to like these...except, the "liberals are the real [bad thing]" post conflicts with the "[bad thing] isn't really a problem" post, and the latter is a lot more popular. So...who's the target audience here?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Ellis_Weiner1:24 PM

    I would like to bring this comment a bouquet of roses and tell it how much I like its new hair-do before asking it where my dinner is.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Well, yeah, but Democrats and liberals supposedly actually care about women.


    (Remember, hypocrisy, real or imagined, is the very worst crime there is. Hence, even though conservatives don't believe in anthropogenic global warming, Al Gore is still guilty of owning a big house.)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Megalon1:26 PM

    "Vice President of the patriarchy" Ha ha! That's totally the sort of thing you'd expect those nutty liberals professors to say, am I right?

    Even though Biden wasn't talking about a person, this totally proves that it is liberals who are the true sexists! This is just what you'd expect from the frauds who worship Hussein Ofraudma!

    "Chairperson!" What's the deal with this crazy PC jargon? Lolerskates!

    Cavanaugh has got your number Lefturds!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Ellis_Weiner1:26 PM

    "a technical term for a female dog that is frequently used to deny women agency"


    This is rich with poutrage goodness and marks National Review as the country's premiere hypocritical cunt among magazines.

    ReplyDelete
  13. tinheart1:30 PM

    Thank you for introducing me to a new term, "poutrage". :D

    ReplyDelete
  14. No doubt Biden was using the word to mean "a hassle." It's sometimes used that way.

    When people speak of an annoying situation saying "ain't that a bitch," they aren't referring to any particular person.

    I'm sure Tim Cavanaugh realizes this.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Cato the Censor1:31 PM

    Tim Cavanaugh: Sword of the Sisterhood

    ReplyDelete
  16. tigrismus1:36 PM

    Goddamn asshole knows how it was meant. This sort of bullshit overblown concern is meant to belittle actual feminist points about society and language use, among other things. I don't really hope he dies a horrible fiery death, but it's requiring conscious effort.

    ReplyDelete
  17. I typed a response to sharculese elsewhere in this thread that touches on this. The formulation is something like, "If you really believed in that stupid nonsense you claim to believe in, you'd ..."



    And in fairness, when expressed that way, it's not entirely dissimilar from how some non-religious people attempt to call out supposed Real True Christians for advocating the exact opposite of what the Gospels say. I try to justify the difference by noting that I'm calling them out on what they actually claim to follow, not some purely fanciful version of it. A closer match to Cavanaugh's maneuver would be, "You claim to follow the Bible, yet I'll bet you've never had sex with a goat like Jesus commanded."

    ReplyDelete
  18. susanoftexas1:41 PM

    And of course it also means complain, and applies to both men and women. But why be honest with people when you can get paid to peddle propaganda.

    ReplyDelete
  19. See, I have a different reaction. I hope he lives a very long life, watching the development of a society with greater racial, sexual, and economic equality, shaking his fist impotently all the way. Then, once he's receiving affordable socialized eldercare despite NRO and Reason's best efforts, I hope he dies a horrible fiery death.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Tony Prost1:47 PM

    But Tim Cavanaugh is a little bitch, so he don't care.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Closely related is fauxrage.

    http://twitpic.com/dpuf4j
    ~

    ReplyDelete
  22. Ted the slacker2:00 PM

    I want to meet this dog that denies women agency and silences female voices. I'd like to call it a bitch to its face.

    ReplyDelete
  23. coozledad2:03 PM

    I hope he dies a horrible fiery death, shrieking impotently all the way.

    That's a little harsh. I at least hope he has the satisfaction of clawing his way through the shards of a broken window before dying painlessly on the street 140 feet below.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Bizarro Mike2:05 PM

    Yeah, to me this really shows that he doesn't get it. The point isn't some uncivil language, its the indecent action. Like you said above, people see the opposition to VAWA, or hell, women voting, and they remember these assholes.


    Cavanaugh seems to actually believe that liberals should all get up in arms about PC violations, something that was a caricature of some left wing beliefs what, 20 years ago?

    ReplyDelete
  25. gocart mozart2:06 PM

    I'd like this comment to just shut up already and make me a sammich.

    ReplyDelete
  26. gocart mozart2:08 PM

    I'd like this comment to just get me a beer and shut up already.

    ReplyDelete
  27. gocart mozart2:11 PM

    That's different because in that instance, "Bitch had it coming."

    ReplyDelete
  28. Wait, they're against patriarchy now? Or is the United States The Patriarchy?

    Oh well. Give them a few minutes and they'll be screaming at some 20-year old woman who dared to express the opinion that the world is a shittier place for women than it is for men.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Jay B.2:23 PM

    This is bitch whistle politics at their worst.

    ReplyDelete
  30. I see that Mr. Cavanaugh also writes for Reason, lives in Alexandria (thank God for the Potomac) and Twits under the handle BigTimCavanaugh (snerk). Let's have a rummage...

    Oh, see? Here he shows how much he cares about women by talking about H. Clinton's clothing! https://twitter.com/bigtimcavanaugh/status/511572710070439936

    Hillary's steak outfit: t-neck w collared sweater. Her What Difference outfit: collarless buttonup [sic]. Both huntergreen [sic].



    Wow! Let's make him Vice President of The Matriarchy!

    ReplyDelete
  31. Lorenzo Semple was the Batman TV show scriptwriter who gave us the (IMO) misunderstood 1976 King Kong, which is I suspect central to your point.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Spaghetti Lee2:46 PM

    student council vice president at Harvard — whose former president
    Larry Summers famously said in 2005 that women might be underrepresented
    in science and engineering due to a “different availability of aptitude
    at the high end.”



    Connect the dots, sheeple! bitches!

    ReplyDelete
  33. BigHank532:48 PM

    However, the staff of National Review will, with dogged determination, follow their noses to the truth and dig it up. Afterwards, they'll roll in some poop.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Spaghetti Lee2:49 PM

    Well, to be fair, there are lots of liberals who act like that: just spend some time on Tumblr or Gawker. I don't agree with them all the time, but they're better than guys like Cavanaugh who pretend to be feminist for no longer than they have to just to get in a party-politics gripe.

    ReplyDelete
  35. M. Krebs2:52 PM

    Calling a woman a bitch often gets one slapped in the face, an effect quite the opposite of denying her agency, no?

    ReplyDelete
  36. Jonah wants a belly rub.

    ReplyDelete
  37. M. Krebs2:54 PM

    He's supplying his audience with ammunition for the next time they're at the proverbial dinner party with liberals.

    ReplyDelete
  38. FMguru2:55 PM

    It's cover for the next time some Republican opens him mouth and says what he really thinks about the "little darlins" - conservatives can come right back with "You liberals are such phoney hypocrites - where was all this outrage when Joe Biden used the word bitch, hmmmmmmmmmmmm?". It also gives both-sides-do-it factories like Politico a peg to hang articles about how BOTH parties have a problem with women, therefore there is no Republican "War on Women", and also why hasn't Hillary Clinton stepped up to denounce Biden for his comments?

    ReplyDelete
  39. RogerAiles2:57 PM

    Should've said, "rhymes with Barbara Bush."

    ReplyDelete
  40. And while I’d like to know more
    but it makes me wonder



    i don't know, maybe you could do some interviewing and some journalism, with real honest to god medical experts or people who have been in hot zones or experience reporting abroad, and find out?

    ReplyDelete
  41. Helmut Monotreme3:11 PM

    Who's got that much time?

    ReplyDelete
  42. coozledad3:15 PM

    The Gawker comment thread can trigger depression.

    ReplyDelete
  43. Ellis_Weiner3:17 PM

    Not only that, but (to the extent that one does so) one calls a woman a bitch because of something she has said or done--i.e., in response to her demonstrating agency. Why, it's almost as though Tim Cavanaugh, in addition to being a disingenuous fake feminist, is an actual idiot.

    ReplyDelete
  44. Joshua Buhs3:37 PM

    I believe the correct epithet for the end of this post is, "They're all sons of bitches."

    ReplyDelete
  45. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person3:39 PM

    They're all fookin' peasants, far as I can see...

    ReplyDelete
  46. gocart mozart3:42 PM

    You are a "Working Class Hero"

    ReplyDelete
  47. Why, those soiled discreditable offspring of female canines!

    ReplyDelete
  48. FlipYrWhig3:55 PM

    Doe!

    I refuse to take a gander at this cock and bull story.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person4:00 PM

    same with "fascism site:nationalreview.com"

    ReplyDelete
  50. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person4:02 PM

    The word he's really dying to use is "Chairbitch". Him and a few million other wrongwingers...

    ReplyDelete
  51. I envision a series of Republican outreach ads: person after person announces they're a Republican and then wets their pants. Tag line: join us, pants-wetting cowards.

    ReplyDelete
  52. Ahem.

    http://www.tor.com/stories/2013/09/equoid

    ReplyDelete
  53. In a report on Biden’s use of the term “bitch” — a technical term for a female dog that is frequently used to deny women agency and silence female voices...

    It's this valuable informative content that separates the professionals from the dabblers... he's worth every penny they pay him.

    ReplyDelete
  54. Fuck the Ebola panic! This shit is personal now. One of my brothers is traveling to Liberia as part of the military response team and my mom was, understandably, upset. I had a good, long talk with her about the fearmongering by the media, and directed her to more reliable sources. I also pointed out that the mission involves constructing medical facilities in areas with no infrastructure. She's a lot less upset than she had been before our talk. It's a tough situation, but not one to panic over.

    Because the military is the only branch of the government that's being funded, they are doing the heavy lifting that the State Department would be doing if we had a sane society.

    ReplyDelete
  55. Jimcima4:50 PM

    he’s a westerner, presumably aware of the dangers and how to avoid infection


    That's why the blahs catch the virus, doncha know? It's because they're just not smart enough to know how to avoid infection, unlike westerners.

    ReplyDelete
  56. DocAmazing5:01 PM

    Oh, if we're going for Tim Cavanaugh Tidbits Through History, he wrote volumes of stupid shit about San Francisco back in his Suck.com days. He's a veteran Glibertarian half-bright hack.

    ReplyDelete
  57. I'd venture to say that the main reason he's making a stink about this is precisely because Biden has an "ordinary guy" air about him. He speaks the vernacular naturally. As smart as he is, he's as big a boob (sexist remark?) as a typical working stiff, while still coming across as good-natured, like a typical working stiff.

    If the 2016 election is all about the economy, a candidate who can effortlessly talk like a native would be formidable. As Biden would put it, it's a "big fucking deal", hence Cavanagh's cack-handed attempt to paint good ole Joe as a misogynist.

    ReplyDelete
  58. DocAmazing5:12 PM

    Matthew Continetti is a westerner, and presumably aware of the dangers of a high-fat diet, excessive sugar, and a sedentary lifestyle. He should, therefore, live forever unless hit by a bus.

    ReplyDelete
  59. mortimer20005:18 PM

    It's particularly obscene to see right-wing politicos (and hacks like Continetti* who support them) in a state of hysteria over Ebola when they've been cutting public health budgets relentlessly for decades, including the very infectious disease programs created to combat possible outbreaks.

    These people don't need Ebola; they're already diseased.

    *What ever happened to the brave "combat journalist?" If his pants get any wetter they're going to have to call it an enhanced interrogation technique.

    ReplyDelete
  60. "Ammunition for the next time they're at ...a dinner party." This. This is also Rush Limbaugh's function. He often plays both sides of an imaginary dialogue so that his listeners are prepared and even over prepared to negotiate the logical shoals of talking to someone in the sane world. I also once got into an amazing internet argument with an extremely racist white woman and she kept attacking me for saying I identified as white because using words like "white" and talking about "whiteness" while also talking about racism was a sign that I was the real racist. I think this is ultimately where the Biden-said-bitch argument is meant to go: it is meant to be used as a club against Democrats and women by arguing that everyone, everywhere is a sexist pig and pretending otherwise useless. Maybe there is a war on women but everyone is fighting it so you might as well join with the Republicans because at least they are honest mumble mumble mumble or something.

    ReplyDelete
  61. *What ever happened to the brave "combat journalist?" If his pants get any wetter they're going to have to call it an enhanced interrogation technique.

    They also serve who only shit and 'bate.

    ReplyDelete
  62. I should also add that this is particularly salient right now in Mass. because Charlie Baker, our Republican asshole candidate for governor, just dismissively referred to a female reporter as "sweetheart" while he was trying to ignore her question.

    ReplyDelete
  63. ...in which he uses the traditional conservative premise that government
    can't do anything right to encourage Ebola pants-pissing among his
    co-delusionists.


    He may have gone too far by asking them to fear something they can't SHOOT WITH THEIR GUNS! But if it causes them to flee for their worthless little lives, I'm all for it.

    ReplyDelete
  64. I'm kind of hoping Hillary walks in to "She's a Brick...House..."

    ReplyDelete
  65. It ain’t pretty, and I’m sorry to have to be the one what told ya’, but as someone who knows someone who’s attended one of these ritualistic right-wing think wanks (strictly as an observer, mind) I feel beholden to share with you all how these panjandrums of poopy pants, these pissers of moans and sighs, these trembling terror twitchers urge each other on, and divvy up the topics, in a curious ritual held once a month in Glenn Beck’s basement-cum-sadomasochist all-boys club, Blazed Not Confused.

    I’m still unsure how invitations are sent, but for each private session all participating pliant pundits enter the dungeon and immediately strip down to their birthday suits. They then sit in a close-together circle and each putz reaches out, with his right hand, mind, and places it on the penis of his neighbour. There’s inevitably squawking as the pundit to the left of Limbaugh whines, “I can’t find it, fercrissakes!” but this is usually brief and ends with a Limbaugh sigh, left-hand roll manipulation and a slight pivot on his left pontoon.

    So, focus at hand, the chanting begins. At first it’s a susurrus of unintelligible murmurs, but the words and phrases become more distinct as the voices, and the tempo of right hands pistoning in unison, climbs towards a sort of crescendo. “Homos!” “Abortion!” “Illegal immigrants!” “Socialism!” “Equal Pay for Women!” “Mud People!” The words and phrases are now being shouted in mournful tones as all hands begin to blur in their frenzied efforts. “Ebola!” “Mommy!” (apparently the host is the sole shouter, ever, of this word) “Gay Marriage!” “Muslims!” “EPA!” There are contented sighs, now, mixed in with the euphoric screams of those not yet come to their own sticky ends. “Global Warming!” “Hillary!” “Benghazi!” and now all but one hand continues its frenetic attack on his neighbour until the always final, guttural, gasping coda, “Obammmaaaahaaa..aaa…aaa!”

    No eye contact is made as the sated pundits clean themselves
    up as best they can (“You’d think that with all his dough Beck could provide
    warm washcloths”), get dressed and file out of the chamber, clearly remembering which word or phrase was their own personal tipping point. And that, gentle reader, is how it’s determined who will attack which subject for that month’s Apocalypse Right Now! right wing circle jerk.

    ReplyDelete
  66. I hope your brother has a safe and successful mission. Liberia needs our help. Your point about the military is a good one. The military was also the main source of agricultural expertise and funding in AFghanistan, for the same reason. If we had a sane society we could afford to send paid, trained, medical personnel to Liberia instead of training soldiers. I'll keep him in my thoughts.

    ReplyDelete
  67. Well, points for sussurus anyway.

    ReplyDelete
  68. tigrismus5:47 PM

    Upvoted just because I fucking love that song.

    ReplyDelete
  69. tigrismus5:50 PM

    THE HORROR.

    ReplyDelete
  70. Derelict5:55 PM

    And while I’d like to know more about how this freelancer may have caught it . . .

    Of course, you could read a newspaper, or listen to a radio report, or use these amazing intertubes to find out that he contracted Ebola by carrying, handling, and caring for a relative while he was in Liberia. In fact, thinking and responsible people would do such elementary research before committing stupidity and ignorance to print.

    But, then, you're not writing to inform, are you? You're writing to reinforce stupidity and ignorance.

    ReplyDelete
  71. Socialist Cubone6:00 PM

    I can't help but notice that a lot of the panic over Ebola both from wing nuts and regular people seem to be, not that we're not protecting ourselves, but that we're not doing enough to punish West Africa for having it/

    ReplyDelete
  72. Derelict6:11 PM

    Bitch had it comin'.

    ReplyDelete
  73. tigrismus6:12 PM

    EEK BODILY FLUIDS!

    ReplyDelete
  74. Difficult to say when sniffing. (Cute little emoticon thingee here.)

    ReplyDelete
  75. Derelict6:15 PM

    Perhaps the best part of Baker's "sweetheart" crack was that it was directed at the local Fox reporter. Talk about own goal!

    ReplyDelete
  76. DocAmazing6:24 PM

    Panic in the name of courage: that is known as "an Incontinetti".

    ReplyDelete
  77. John Wesley Hardin6:25 PM

    I am traumatized. Well done. You win the Bill Hicks Award for most nauseating political metaphor of the year.

    ReplyDelete
  78. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.



    Bill Hicks

    ReplyDelete
  79. M. Krebs6:48 PM

    That would stop ISIS in its tracks, cure ebola, give Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney fatal heart attacks, and start a century of economic prosperity the world over!

    ReplyDelete
  80. Aw, jeez. And I even just finished The Rhesus Chart. But I never got around to that. I should have used "vampire unicorn Quakers with maracas," just to be sure.

    ReplyDelete
  81. Thanks, he's a smart man and he's become one of the go-to guys for all matters African. He gained a stellar reputation by actually asking (how novel!) government officials in Mali what they needed and wanted in their troubles with extremists. He's kinda like the anti-Boykin, because he treats his contacts in the developing world as equals.

    ReplyDelete
  82. just dismissively referred to a female reporter as "sweetheart" while he was trying to ignore her question.Ah, I figured there had to be some reason why he was leading in some recent polls. Being a patronizing misogynist shit is music to the ears of the tomahawk chop crowd.

    ReplyDelete
  83. THIS ELECTION DAY...


    Know hope? That’s passé.

    Know fear.



    KNOW FEAR--RATED R FOR STRONG HORROR VIOLENCE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS, A MURDER INVOLVING WEAPONIZED STUPIDITY, AND EXTREME BLOGGING

    ReplyDelete
  84. it makes me wonder if this strain of Ebola is easier to catch than we think.Well, none of these wingnut fuckwits appears to be even remotely educated in the life sciences, so that's certainly a possibility. Do they think it can only be caught if you lick a barn owl's dandruff during a new moon? 'Cause it's easier to catch than that.

    ReplyDelete
  85. He should, therefore, live forever unless hit by a bus.That can be arranged.

    ReplyDelete
  86. Never mind decades; if I recall, President Obama just recently asked them for 50 million additional dollars for dealing with the Ebola threat, and the House would only agree to 15 million. While simultaneously shrieking about how we're doomed. This has got to be one of the most undisguised examples so far of "Stop voting for Democrats, or the country gets it."

    ReplyDelete
  87. Upvote, but still,

    ick.

    ReplyDelete
  88. It's been said to death, but: when all you have is a hammer...

    ReplyDelete
  89. Know fear.Yeah, these are the tough guys who can keep America safe all right.


    You know, I vaguely remember once upon a time that many Republicans could be distinguished from the hippie-dippies by their dedication to science. You know, well-starched white shirt, horn-rimmed glasses, close-cropped hair, worked for NASA or Northrop or IBM. Now they're a bunch of ... not postmodernists, exactly, but what postmodernists would sound like if they were deranged illiterate conspiracy theorists on meth. "Oh, who can tell what is truth with this 'medical science' and this 'virology' and whatnot? Maybe this ebola stuff can be transmitted through power lines, for all we know. Perhaps it could slink into any homes where there are unmatched socks. And it will kill all who contract it, or even say its name three times fast, and raise up their corpses as vampire unicorn Quakers with maracas. Thanks, Obama!" Jonas Salk on a surfboard, how do these people even operate computers and automobiles? Prayers and incense?

    ReplyDelete
  90. frequently used to deny women agency and silence female voices

    Probably quite frequently used in the NRO offices. CONCERN TROLL IS VERY CONCERNED

    I'm very sure when Hillary runs year-after-next Tiny Doctor Tim will be SO all over anyone who dares use that word to silence her female voice.

    ReplyDelete
  91. ken_lov8:07 PM

    Ebola will be Obama's 38th Katrina, you mark my words.

    ReplyDelete
  92. smut clyde8:10 PM

    a state of hysteria over Ebola

    May I suggest MOAR POWERS FOR CENTRAL GOVERNMENT?

    ReplyDelete
  93. ken_lov8:11 PM

    Well it's all online theatre isn't it. I'm sure most of them don't believe 90% of the rubbish they write, They just (a) hope someone reading it will believe it, and (b) know that endless loud noise about the way Obama is destroying America crowds out any positive news.

    ReplyDelete
  94. smut clyde8:12 PM

    ...it makes me wonder if this strain of Ebola is easier to catch than we think.
    If only there were "scientists" available whom one could ask.

    ReplyDelete
  95. ken_lov8:15 PM

    Scientists, as we know, are all in the tank for Obama. If they contradict him, they'll lose their Al Gore funding.

    ReplyDelete
  96. Thou means't a phrenologist, or, pray, a adept of alchemy?

    They be'st the only men of this "syinse" I know of.

    ReplyDelete
  97. susanoftexas8:19 PM

    Aww, you got to that joke two hours before I twittered it.

    ReplyDelete
  98. TGuerrant8:26 PM

    Blazing Becks! Now with Heritage Beans!

    ReplyDelete
  99. TGuerrant8:28 PM

    Benghazibola!™

    ReplyDelete
  100. TGuerrant8:29 PM

    Beggin Strips do not belong THERE.

    ReplyDelete
  101. TGuerrant8:31 PM

    Is Jen in Disqus jail again? Could bake cake with new password innit.

    ReplyDelete
  102. That the message received might be "Vote us into the political equivalent of a bull's tits or you and loved ones will get it," never crosses their tiny little minds.

    ReplyDelete
  103. I don't know. Won't it be hard to find enough stock photos of people pissing their pants?

    ReplyDelete
  104. And it's bippity boppity hat!

    ReplyDelete
  105. smut clyde9:07 PM

    I await with interest to hear how the market, if left unfettered, will find a solution.

    ReplyDelete
  106. Can you work a little Fast 'n Furious into that?

    ReplyDelete
  107. TGuerrant9:21 PM

    Cueing up Ravel's Bolero… ripping off shirt...

    ReplyDelete
  108. Mary Ellen Sandahl9:26 PM

    That reminds me of a photo i saw some years ago of Bill Clinton at some fancy socialite event in NYC, where he was meeting and greeting 2 very glamorous fancy lady socialites, clingy bespoke evening dresses, Oscar-night makeup and all, who were gasping and screeching like a couple of 14-year-olds meeting their fave boy band. Very funny. IIRC, one of the ladies was an active Republican, too. I guess mojo is mojo, is the lesson.

    ReplyDelete
  109. susanoftexas9:32 PM

    I remember him crowing that Ireland proved austerity works. I'd give him 20 watts out of a 100 watt bulb.

    ReplyDelete
  110. cleter9:39 PM

    That kind of argument apparently works on the occasional Dennis Miller, I guess.

    ReplyDelete
  111. I'd give him 20 watts out of a 100 watt bulb.

    I simply must steal this way of expressing brain power.

    ReplyDelete
  112. WHAT IS THE LAW? TO SHART IS THE LAW ARE WE NOT MEN?

    ReplyDelete
  113. Lorenzo Semple DuBois


    Speaking of whom, I can fully envision Jonah DoughPants wandering around NRO Central hitting his head and saying "My name! What's my name again?"

    ReplyDelete
  114. Personally, I'd prefer he (and people like him) die because the insurance death panels denied treatment or medication and just before he croaked, he was told that the insurance companies made a billion dollars in profit. And the senior executives get their multi-million dollar bonuses.

    ReplyDelete
  115. Bitch, bitch, bitch!

    ReplyDelete
  116. glennisw11:41 PM

    That's a brave and good thing your brother is doing, even if it weren't in the face of the Ebola risk. I'm glad you're talking your mom down off the ledge.

    ReplyDelete
  117. glennisw11:42 PM

    Huh? What was the point of that tweet?

    ReplyDelete
  118. glennisw11:43 PM

    I'd venture to say that the main reason he's making a stink about this is because Biden is a Democrat.

    ReplyDelete
  119. M. Krebs12:02 AM

    The best Bowie is the Bowie when he still had bad teeth.

    ReplyDelete
  120. montag212:16 AM

    I'm putting odds on some right-wing organization presenting Cheney with a t-shirt emblazoned with "Know Fear."

    Last generation had a t-shirt with "No Fear" on it. Something's definitely fucking changed in the meantime.

    ReplyDelete
  121. AGoodQuestion1:00 AM

    Fuck Tim Cavanaugh in the nose. He didn't have Jack Shit to say about Larry Summers' comments on women in science back when it actually happened. Now it's fair game when talking about something almost completely unrelated. Funny how that happens.

    ReplyDelete
  122. AGoodQuestion1:06 AM

    which couldn't have sounded good even in his head.
    Oh, I don't know. Lots of empty space in there. Good for reverb.

    ReplyDelete
  123. AGoodQuestion1:16 AM

    The caricature still persists, of course, and it's got an exquisite dual purpose. Get up in arms about X saying Y about Z and your a p.c. thug. Let it slide and you're a hypocrite. It's "heads I win, tails you lose", and some casual observers will actually think it means something that liberals always lose.

    ReplyDelete
  124. redoubtagain1:40 AM

    "Ammunition for the next time they're at ...a dinner party."


    As someone who identifies as Black not only do I not want these sociopaths at my dinner party, I don't want them on the same planet.

    ReplyDelete
  125. redoubtagain1:57 AM

    This is what I was venting (boringly) about exactly a year ago when I was furloughed. I shudder to think of what would happen if we'd been furloughed again. (As it is we're under a CR until December 11th--not enough time to affect the midterms.)

    ReplyDelete
  126. AGoodQuestion2:23 AM

    Mr. Blackwell called. He wants his act back.

    ReplyDelete
  127. AGoodQuestion2:26 AM

    I'm sure Tim Cavanaugh realizes this.
    Unpossible! That would make him intellectually dishonest.

    ReplyDelete
  128. Jon Hendry3:10 AM

    Sadly, he'll be comforted by all the species extinctions.

    ReplyDelete
  129. Jon Hendry3:37 AM

    "he contracted Ebola by carrying, handling, and caring for a relative while he was in Liberia."


    That's the Liberian guy in Dallas. The use of the word "freelancer" suggests the person in question was the American working for NBC who was diagnosed with ebola and is coming back for treatment.

    ReplyDelete
  130. Derelict6:57 AM

    Actually, I think what you want is the sidecar of this: Those who believe the previous insurance model was the bestest way to do things should experience the joy of having someone they love (spouse, child) being denied treatment by their insurance company. This was especially good when they patient had been receiving treatment, but ran into the lifetime cap. Hit the cap, lifetime over.

    ReplyDelete
  131. Derelict7:02 AM

    For most conservatives, hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug. Thus can a conservative run for office on family values after being caught wearing diapers with a hooker.

    ReplyDelete
  132. Derelict7:03 AM

    Sounds like intelligence and respect run in our family. Go forth and multiply! The world needs more BBBBs.

    ReplyDelete
  133. Derelict7:31 AM

    Giving the president $15 million instead of $50 million is the Republican way of creating the double-bonus effect. First, they get to run back to their districts and complain about how the president isn't doing enough about Ebola (due to the lack of funding, but don't mention that). Second, they get to use the pittance of money they did approve to demand 3-for-1 cuts to domestic programs (like public health) because otherwise it's "tax-n-spend liberals" all the way down.

    ReplyDelete
  134. Derelict7:38 AM

    The market will work the way it always does: The CDC, working with the NIH, will develop both an effective vaccine and a concurrent treatment for those infected. Both will then be turned over to a Big Pharma company which will provide these medicines to the public at $10,000 a dose to recoup the "development costs."

    ReplyDelete
  135. Derelict7:45 AM

    Oh, I'm sure he had something to say to his fellow travelers. Probably something along the lines of, "Summers is right: Bitches can't handle the science and maths."

    ReplyDelete
  136. mommadillo8:48 AM

    I speak roughly of rightbloggers, but in reflective moments I think: Surely they have some decent qualities



    Of course. First and foremost, they're not immortal. They also tend to be pretty upfront about their philosophy. Unlike say, serial killers or child molesters, you rarely know someone for years only to discover they've secretly been a conservative all this time - they tend to let you know right away so you don't waste your time becoming attached to them. That's a good thing, right?


    There's got to be something else. Help me out here, guys.

    ReplyDelete
  137. Bufflars8:53 AM

    Heh, weren't we litterally spending about $15 Million every couple of hours on the Iraq war? And probably close to that every day on our new bombing campaign. And thise fuckers in Congress can only scrounge up that much for the whole ebola situation in total?

    ReplyDelete
  138. When did they reject Larry Summers' assertion? Last memo i had said Summers had been wrongfully executed by the academic femmo-lesbos of derridaiean philosophy for wrongthink. And we were all apalled by the political correctitude.

    ReplyDelete
  139. What I find hilarious are the folks who defend insurance companies right to make a profit, as in:
    "So you WANT all the insurance companies to go out of business? You hate capitalism that much?"

    ReplyDelete
  140. Derelict10:16 AM

    To which the only reply is, "Tell me what, exactly, the health insurance companies do that benefits healthcare?"

    Of course, there is no positive answer to this question. Even my raving wingnut brother-in-law has remained completely stumped by this question for the last year. He can't even splutter out a non-sequitor to it.

    ReplyDelete
  141. All true, but I will be extremely disappointed if Biden allows himself to be cowed into an apology. Pugs and cons continually pull these rhetorical bullshit stunts because they succeed in wrenching a backtracking "clarification", or even an apology out of the speaker, when what was called for is for the speaker to stand up, roll their eyes, and exclaim "Cavanaugh, please tell me you're not THAT petty and dumb."

    ReplyDelete
  142. Sure... Limbaugh went off on Sandra Fluke because he finally got fed up with Bill Maher being so evil to Sarah Palin all those years, dontcha know. Of course, Palin's entire livelihood since 2008 has depended upon her embracing the role of well-paid attack dog and slinger of red meat to her wingnut base, while Sandra Fluke made one appearance before Congress and delivered a well-reasoned exposition on why women need unfettered access to contraception, so, as anyone can see, both sides do it.

    ReplyDelete
  143. she kept attacking me for saying I identified as white because using words like "white" and talking about "whiteness" while also talking about racism was a sign that I was the real racist.

    I've seen strategies like this in play as well. I suppose that that shtick, of becoming outraged because someone even mentions race, is superficially similar to how a raving liberal sounds when discussing racism. From the perspective of someone who is not that familiar with the arguments of both sides, that shtick could successfully confuse the issue.

    ReplyDelete
  144. They shut up after a certain point.

    ReplyDelete
  145. David Lloyd-Jones12:47 PM

    B^4,

    I wish your brother well, and congratulate you, as so often, on your sound attitude.

    An oddity: this crisis has raised my (previously abysmal) respect for Franklin Graham, the junior Evangelist. Previously I had seen him, I think accurately, as a low grade thug and poseur, hence fairly representative of people with his religious proclivities. My feeling for him was simply an amused contempt.

    Recently, however, he and some members of his group have behaved with exemplary courage and decency.

    Some Christians, some times, walk the walk.

    -dlj.

    ReplyDelete
  146. David Lloyd-Jones1:11 PM

    I think Goldberg's ideology is the acid-head syncretism of a guy who only had bad trips.

    One of Ronald Reagan's blind mice said of him "He'll see a pile of horsehit and say `There must be a pony in here somewhere.'" Jonah swings the other way. He sees a pony and dials a bunch of brokers to find out the market price of the horseshit he's sure he can find somewhere back there.

    -dlj.

    ReplyDelete
  147. Magatha2:36 PM

    I always think of Adrienne Rich's poem, The Phenomenology of Anger, in which she says:

    ...Fantasies of murder: not enough:
    to kill is to cut off from pain
    but the killer goes on hurting
    Not enough. When I dream of meeting
    the enemy, this is my dream:
    white acetylene
    ripples from my body
    effortlessly released
    perfectly trained
    on the true enemy
    raking his body down to the thread
    of existence
    burning away his lie
    leaving him in a new
    world; a changed
    man....

    ReplyDelete
  148. Yes--its a strategy of poutrage and attack because the logic of it, the good faith of a normal argument, is not a winning strategy for them. Also the real issue is not "is this statement true or not" or "if racism exists what should be done about it" but "how can I make liberals feel as bad as I always have to feel when touchy subjects come up."


    There have been many MRA/Redditor misogyny posts which are essentially the same thing. The underlying cause of action and of misery is the writer's rage at having been caused, at some point in the past, shame. The entire discussion is just an effort at expiating or expunging that shame through attack and then transference to the person with whom they are ostensibly arguing.

    ReplyDelete
  149. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person5:02 PM

    Far as handling the science goes, rightwingers just need to STFU. Better yet, science-deniers should be forbidden from enjoying the fruits thereof other than those absolutely necessary to live. And I don't mean iPhones, 50" TVs, and PS2s...

    ReplyDelete
  150. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person5:05 PM

    Katrolaghazious?

    ReplyDelete
  151. academic femmo-lesbos of derridaiean philosophy for wrongthink.Welp, time to order new business cards.

    ReplyDelete
  152. Well, why would it? The public pretty much agreed that the bed had been well and truly shat by 2006, and the Republicans responded by (1) doubling down on deranged, maximally-damaging fuckwittery and (2) getting voted back into control of the House until 2022 at the earliest, and now probably regaining the Senate for a couple of years. So it's not like the mallet of loving correction has been applied with any consistent vigor.

    ReplyDelete
  153. Like vampires they sparkle-plenty. That's actually their calling card--quiet as its kept.

    ReplyDelete
  154. DocAmazing8:17 PM

    Their intestinal bacteria seem to like them.

    ReplyDelete
  155. SqueakyRat8:42 PM

    Stop pretending to care whether things are true or false, libtard.

    ReplyDelete
  156. SqueakyRat8:43 PM

    I wouldn't even know how to use a female dog for that purpose.

    ReplyDelete
  157. I guess what strikes me about the criticism of Biden is how very, very, labored it is. If you want to criticize sexism--criticize people who actually "deny women agency and silence female voices." It can't be that hard to find one. Instead you get this weird dictionary based attack:




    In a report on Biden’s use of the term “bitch” — a technical term for a female dog that is frequently used to deny women agency and silence female voices...


    Its like a parody of some asshole 8th grader's form of teasing abuse--where they stick to some arcane rule or style in order to be able to say "what, what did I say? I didn't say anything mean." Or perhaps I mean "right here, in the dictionary, you said a bad word. Teacher--Bobby said the whole idea was screwy--that's rude, isn't it? We can't say the word "screw" can we?"

    ReplyDelete
  158. He should read Michael Kinsley--I just read a piece by him about the evils of Obamacare in which he details in exquisite delight the millions of dollars his insurance company has spent on him over the years, millions over the pathetic quantity they have actually taken in in premiums, and yet he seems unaware that some other poor slob has, up until the ACA, been unable to get the same sweet deal. By the time he finishes MK's thing his head will be so spongy and his brain so fried that he will easily be able to retort something satisfying to him and his wingnut sensibilities. However absurd.

    ReplyDelete
  159. I presume that "this strain of Ebola might be easier to catch" means "wait a minute--you mean while people can catch it?"

    ReplyDelete
  160. AGoodQuestion11:19 PM

    I'm pretty sure there was a time I respected Kinsley, although that feels like another lifetime.

    ReplyDelete
  161. I dunno, mania and psychosis are possible symptoms of vitamin B12 deficiency ...

    ReplyDelete
  162. M. Krebs11:46 PM

    Your image link doesn't seem to work, so here it is in all its glory:

    ReplyDelete
  163. Meanie-meanie, tickle a person11:54 PM

    If you want to criticize sexism--criticize people who actually "deny
    women agency and silence female voices."



    I think the fact that they go after Biden--as merely the current example--pretty well shows that they *don't* want to criticize sexism., Not the real thing, anyway. In fact, since they don't actually believe in sexism anyway, it's obviously just a way to go after a Dem using the Left's own jargon. Disingenuous in the extreme, since they don't even accept the premise their "argument" depends on.

    ReplyDelete
  164. M. Krebs12:06 AM

    When Spiro Agnew talked about "an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals." he should have been talking about Kinsley, but Kinsley was still at Harvard trying to become a lawyer at the time.

    ReplyDelete
  165. Katrolagazitelepantherdocious.

    ReplyDelete
  166. smut clyde4:25 AM


    Know fear.

    We all know that Fear is the Mind-Killer, so Continetti has a vested interest here.

    ReplyDelete
  167. Upvoted for Dune reference.

    ReplyDelete
  168. Well, he looked OK on Crossfire compared to Pat Buchanan... which isn't saying much.

    ReplyDelete
  169. Derelict12:52 PM

    Sparkle Plenty--wasn't she one of Dick Tracy's characters?

    ReplyDelete
  170. This one is my favorite:

    WHY NOT JUST NUKE THE FRENCH?: [Andrew Stutterer] David Horowitz has an interesting
    observation: If you don't count his anti-tax policies, his zero-tolerance crime prevention
    plan, his plans to repeal abortion laws, stop immigration, and beef up the military, his
    opposition to public schools and his support
    for Israel, there's very little difference between Le Pen's policies and those of the
    extreme anti-globalization left.

    ReplyDelete
  171. RogerAiles6:57 PM

    But I believe in this
    And it's been tested by research
    He who fucks nuns
    Will later join The Corner

    ReplyDelete
  172. Okay, that settles it. If I'm ever given a ballot with the name "Killary Klinton" on it, I'm voting no.

    ReplyDelete
  173. J Neo Marvin12:39 PM

    Rule 34.

    ReplyDelete
  174. freq flag12:48 AM

    Oh, fergawdsake...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ain%27t_That_a_Bitch

    ReplyDelete
  175. freq flag12:52 AM

    His brightness in direct proportion to his level of wittiness.

    ReplyDelete
  176. freq flag12:53 AM

    I'm plenty smart.



    --George Bush, Jr.

    ReplyDelete
  177. freq flag12:56 AM

    Good times and riches
    and son-of-a-bitches,
    I've seen more than I can recall.



    --J. Buffet

    ReplyDelete
  178. freq flag12:59 AM

    That can be arranged.

    One of my all-time favorite punchlines.

    ReplyDelete