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While alicubi.com undergoes extensive elective surgery, its editors pen somber, Shackletonian missives from their lonely arctic outpost.

Saturday, June 06, 2026

SATURDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA EDITION.

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Cool new(ish) shit. Thanks, Gabbie .  OK, so it’s not like last week when I was a month and a day late, but late is late so I apologize. I...
Saturday, May 30, 2026

SATURDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: BEEN AWAY, WHAT'D I MISS? EDITION.

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You should be satisfied, but it ain't quite right . A month between alicubi editions? So sorry! Been a busy, busy time, with surgery et...
Friday, May 01, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: NO, *YOU* SHUT UP EDITION.

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My phlebotomist was singing along to this. One of the key features of the second Trump administration (or, as I like to call it, Tubby II) i...
Friday, April 24, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: BACK IN THE SADDLE EDITION.

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Let's take the temperature down a bit. Yeah, been a few weeks since I did this -- sorry about that, life’s a bitch and sometimes it...
Friday, April 03, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: ANOTHER ONE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE EDITION.

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The original orchestrations are grand, but this is just irresistible. Pam Bondi’s departure is meaningless — Tubby has a huge crabbucket of...
Friday, March 27, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: PHONEY WAR EDITION.

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He looks like a high school science teacher but sometimes Michael Franks gets into Wesley Willis territory. One good thing about everythin...
Friday, March 20, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: WAR ARE THEY NOW? EDITION.

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Riddim. Remember “The Surge” in Iraq? Now, with Iran, we have multiple Surges -- of bullshit! From “ Regime Change ” to “ Imminent Threat ,”...
Sunday, March 15, 2026

ROY’S 2026 OSCAR PREDICTIONS (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY)

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OK cats and kitties it’s OSCAR DAY! Feel the excitement!  I've been making Oscar predictions for years, peppered with what I used to cal...
Friday, March 13, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE LITTLE PEOPLE EDITION.

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Look, they can't all be winners. One of the neat things about human beings is, we can be suffering through horrific political and socie...
Friday, March 06, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: IRAQ BUT DUMBER EDITION.

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Doo-wop is such a deep well. It’s Drunky Pete Warfighter time! It’s a weird war for sure, done Trump style -- no warning, no reason, and esp...
Friday, February 27, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: TOO GRIM TO BE FUNNY & VICE VERSA EDITION.

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Ry Cooder doesn't get enough love. If the actions of this administration weren’t so harmful to actual human beings, I could enjoy them...
Friday, February 20, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: A TARIFF-IC REVERSAL EDITION.

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A little spring for your step. Tubby got defied by the usually compliant U.S. Supreme Court on tariffs , which just goes to show that in thi...
Friday, February 13, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: BIG FASH AND SMALL VICTORIES EDITION.

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Eatin' up suckers as if I was Pac-Man.  Even though they lie like they breathe and are still fucking shit up in Minneapolis , the adm...
Friday, February 06, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: LEMON, IT'S WEDNESDAY EDITION.

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Sabor. Here’s where I'd repeat the 30 Rock What A Week joke except I assume even people who never saw the show know that one by now bec...
Friday, January 30, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: IS IT FASH YET? EDITION.

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You better run. Tubby and his mob have been busy, seizing voting records in Georgia (presumably to manipulate in furtherance of his years-l...
Friday, January 23, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: TAKE IT EASY BUT TAKE IT EDITION.

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You got to spread a warnin' when the army they come in. All honor and best of luck to the comrades in Minneapolis on general strike toda...
Friday, January 16, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: FRAUDS ON PARADE EDITION.

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24 years? Really? I was grateful, in this grim and gloomy week, for the laughs afforded by Evan Mandery’s story in Politico, “ They Wante...
Friday, January 09, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: YOUR LYIN' EYES EDITION.

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Some trippy shit right here. Just a week after we all hoped for better days in the new year, an ICE officer murdered a young woman in Minnea...
Friday, December 26, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: THROW THAT YEAR IN THE GARBAGE CAN EDITION.

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[no caption] This Friday I’m not going long (nor early, neither!) with ‘Round-the-Horn, because I’m on vacation. Yes, both this and Roy Ed...
Friday, December 19, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: XENOPHOBOMANIA EDITION.

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My new music cicerone Gabbie hooked me up. Another rocky week, America! Lots to be bummed about, like Judge Dugan being found guilty for ...
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