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While alicubi.com undergoes extensive elective surgery, its editors pen somber, Shackletonian missives from their lonely arctic outpost.

Friday, April 03, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: ANOTHER ONE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE EDITION.

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The original orchestrations are grand, but this is just irresistible. Pam Bondi’s departure is meaningless — Tubby has a huge crabbucket of...
Friday, March 27, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: PHONEY WAR EDITION.

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He looks like a high school science teacher but sometimes Michael Franks gets into Wesley Willis territory. One good thing about everythin...
Friday, March 20, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: WAR ARE THEY NOW? EDITION.

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Riddim. Remember “The Surge” in Iraq? Now, with Iran, we have multiple Surges -- of bullshit! From “ Regime Change ” to “ Imminent Threat ,”...
Sunday, March 15, 2026

ROY’S 2026 OSCAR PREDICTIONS (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY)

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OK cats and kitties it’s OSCAR DAY! Feel the excitement!  I've been making Oscar predictions for years, peppered with what I used to cal...
Friday, March 13, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE LITTLE PEOPLE EDITION.

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Look, they can't all be winners. One of the neat things about human beings is, we can be suffering through horrific political and socie...
Friday, March 06, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: IRAQ BUT DUMBER EDITION.

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Doo-wop is such a deep well. It’s Drunky Pete Warfighter time! It’s a weird war for sure, done Trump style -- no warning, no reason, and esp...
Friday, February 27, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: TOO GRIM TO BE FUNNY & VICE VERSA EDITION.

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Ry Cooder doesn't get enough love. If the actions of this administration weren’t so harmful to actual human beings, I could enjoy them...
Friday, February 20, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: A TARIFF-IC REVERSAL EDITION.

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A little spring for your step. Tubby got defied by the usually compliant U.S. Supreme Court on tariffs , which just goes to show that in thi...
Friday, February 13, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: BIG FASH AND SMALL VICTORIES EDITION.

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Eatin' up suckers as if I was Pac-Man.  Even though they lie like they breathe and are still fucking shit up in Minneapolis , the adm...
Friday, February 06, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: LEMON, IT'S WEDNESDAY EDITION.

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Sabor. Here’s where I'd repeat the 30 Rock What A Week joke except I assume even people who never saw the show know that one by now bec...
Friday, January 30, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: IS IT FASH YET? EDITION.

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You better run. Tubby and his mob have been busy, seizing voting records in Georgia (presumably to manipulate in furtherance of his years-l...
Friday, January 23, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: TAKE IT EASY BUT TAKE IT EDITION.

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You got to spread a warnin' when the army they come in. All honor and best of luck to the comrades in Minneapolis on general strike toda...
Friday, January 16, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: FRAUDS ON PARADE EDITION.

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24 years? Really? I was grateful, in this grim and gloomy week, for the laughs afforded by Evan Mandery’s story in Politico, “ They Wante...
Friday, January 09, 2026

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: YOUR LYIN' EYES EDITION.

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Some trippy shit right here. Just a week after we all hoped for better days in the new year, an ICE officer murdered a young woman in Minnea...
Friday, December 26, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: THROW THAT YEAR IN THE GARBAGE CAN EDITION.

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[no caption] This Friday I’m not going long (nor early, neither!) with ‘Round-the-Horn, because I’m on vacation. Yes, both this and Roy Ed...
Friday, December 19, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: XENOPHOBOMANIA EDITION.

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My new music cicerone Gabbie hooked me up. Another rocky week, America! Lots to be bummed about, like Judge Dugan being found guilty for ...
Friday, December 12, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: KICKING THE PRICK EDITION.

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Ignorance of your culture is not considered cool. It’s not like I’m gonna get very optimistic about the State of the Nation but there have...
Friday, December 05, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: CHEESY SCENES OF WINTER EDITION.

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RAWK. In the not-too-distant future, I hope and pray, we will look back on the Age of Tubby II and think, “Holy shit, I know I complain abo...
Friday, November 28, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: POST-THANKSGIVING INGRATITUDE EDITION.

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Drive that pile. Hope your Thanksgiving was good! Mine was fine and now that I’ve had my gratitude I’m ready to move back into my usual in...
Friday, November 21, 2025

FRIDAY 'ROUND-THE-HORN: TRUMP EMBRACES SOCIALISM EDITION.

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Where they spend their se-molians / Just to watch those cre-olians / Skippin', hippin′, doin' the uptown lowdown. (Chick Webb!) Th...
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