tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post2984530083031813944..comments2023-12-23T16:22:22.290-05:00Comments on alicublog: HOMAGE TO ALAN BROMLEY. roy edrosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15161980502027888634noreply@blogger.comBlogger118125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-10953961071317879882013-10-09T14:02:22.226-04:002013-10-09T14:02:22.226-04:00"These were professional, accomplished, senio..."<i>These were professional, accomplished, senior members of <br />the community. They had never met a conservative before.</i>"<br /><br />Not even at Thanksgiving?<br /><br />And don't they know any taxicab drivers? This <i>is</i> supposed to be Story Time, right?bekabotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-18936377267876227772013-10-09T09:30:18.682-04:002013-10-09T09:30:18.682-04:00Are you trying to KILL people?!!Are you trying to KILL people?!!tigrismusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-23967071771619289522013-10-09T09:26:19.706-04:002013-10-09T09:26:19.706-04:00Artisanal vodka or artisanal tampons? Maybe we sh...Artisanal vodka or artisanal tampons? Maybe we should corner both the organic potato AND natural sea sponge markets just in case.tigrismusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-24862440668037272652013-10-09T08:50:08.692-04:002013-10-09T08:50:08.692-04:00Jonah Goldberg will tell you that all good money i...Jonah Goldberg will tell you that all good money is conservative. The dollar is a conservative currency because it is national, and it changes so little across time and denomination. The Euro of course is none of these things, and that is why...<br /><br /><br />Jesus, I'm starting to get into this. Somebody shoot me.Jeffrey_Kramernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-62634126105947864492013-10-09T04:44:10.007-04:002013-10-09T04:44:10.007-04:00I love all you guys.I love all you guys.HMDKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-58762679525589488792013-10-09T00:46:53.846-04:002013-10-09T00:46:53.846-04:00The obvious answer is that the whole story is bull...The obvious answer is that the whole story is bullshit. I'd bet good liberal money on it.News Nagnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-64042083056012936882013-10-09T00:09:12.175-04:002013-10-09T00:09:12.175-04:00Like going on a Agatha Christie reading binge.Like going on a Agatha Christie reading binge.KatWillownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-90257018372084139272013-10-09T00:08:39.247-04:002013-10-09T00:08:39.247-04:00Well, it's about time someone did a gritty reb...Well, it's about time someone did a gritty reboot of <i>Dave.</i>Spaghetti Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-45157834693145742292013-10-08T23:46:23.478-04:002013-10-08T23:46:23.478-04:00" Four of his songs, including “Lover Don’t S..." Four of his songs, including “Lover Don’t Step on My Dreams”, “I Know I’m Right”, “Let it Rain” and “Thank God I Was Born in the USA” have been played either on radio, on YouTube and/or in clubs in New York City and Miami."<br /><br /><br />...and/or clubs in New York City and Miami... Really, the above comment is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard.GreenEaglenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-34924784365722069792013-10-08T23:42:29.214-04:002013-10-08T23:42:29.214-04:00There's gotta be a "Bela Lugosi's Fed...There's gotta be a "Bela Lugosi's Fed" joke in there somewhere.Big_Bad_Bald_Bastardhttp://bigbadbaldbastard.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-49432969943421194662013-10-08T23:04:07.165-04:002013-10-08T23:04:07.165-04:00"Faggifying" is my new favourite word."Faggifying" is my new favourite word.realinterrobangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-15517497730389655582013-10-08T22:49:37.557-04:002013-10-08T22:49:37.557-04:00Ah, so they can do conservative Bauhaus parodies a...Ah, so they can do conservative Bauhaus parodies anyway.<br /><br />http://youtu.be/zq7xyjU-jsUAGoodQuestionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-70744382819355674932013-10-08T22:35:58.950-04:002013-10-08T22:35:58.950-04:00Parliament-Frikadeller are about ready to tear the...Parliament-Frikadeller are about ready to tear the roof off the sucka.AGoodQuestionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-8938696337526593072013-10-08T22:32:35.060-04:002013-10-08T22:32:35.060-04:00It's pretty much all we do. I'd say he'...<i>It's pretty much all we do. I'd say he's got us dead to rights, but I don't see any gay abortions scheduled.</i><br />Oh but there are! The 7PM dinner party has the most amazing guest. He can perform a gay abortion blindfolded while eating dessert with the other hand and playing nose-flute.AGoodQuestionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-15044644653862071412013-10-08T22:29:04.918-04:002013-10-08T22:29:04.918-04:00Alan Bromley never saw a teacher's testicles f...Alan Bromley never saw a teacher's testicles fall off, so obviously he didn't go to school in New York.AGoodQuestionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-62401039098764970712013-10-08T22:21:05.383-04:002013-10-08T22:21:05.383-04:00...tattoos of babies, on babies, or performed by b......tattoos <i>of</i> babies, <i>on</i> babies, or performed by babies?<br /><br /><br />Shit, I'm afraid there might be an actual market for that piece.BigHank53noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-69160204387885602282013-10-08T21:59:27.692-04:002013-10-08T21:59:27.692-04:00a badly written script
A rich, snooty, out-of-to...<i>a badly written script</i><br /><br /><br />A rich, snooty, out-of-touch liberal instructs her frazzled assistant to invite film director Sydney J. Pollack to her upcoming annual dinner party, widely considered among the arugula and chardonnay set the social event of the season. The assistant, upon learning Pollack has passed away and fearful of her boss's wrath, panics, and invites Pollak instead. "It's kind of a post-modern masquerade party," she tells him, "you don't have to wear a costume. Just tell everyone your name is Sydney. Get it?" Hilarity ensues.Haystacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-64643923920910551892013-10-08T21:58:52.637-04:002013-10-08T21:58:52.637-04:00Expect the piece on "artisanal vodka tamponin...Expect the piece on "artisanal vodka tamponing" by November, tops.redoubtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-23141492909705275272013-10-08T21:30:35.654-04:002013-10-08T21:30:35.654-04:00I have a different theory: just like my fellow mil...I have a different theory: just like my fellow millennials are dealing with an uncertain and frightening future by seeking solace in their childhood and fetishizing pop cultural artifacts from the 90's, conservatives are seeing that most of the public blames them for the shutdown, that the president isn't cowering before their might like they thought he would, and that the Republican caucus appears to be cracking up, and they retreat to the place where they know they can be safe: an entire <i>universe</i> of Liberal Dinner Parties. Really, how dangerous can reality be when conservatives know that somewhere, in the warmest and fuzziest reaches of Imagination Land, a doyenne of queer literary theory and her nebbishy, effete husband are gasping in shock at pure-hearted American patriotism and good ol' common sense, unable to cope with it? Oh, what a beautiful dream it is!Spaghetti Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-59849468953389468822013-10-08T21:17:06.135-04:002013-10-08T21:17:06.135-04:00clubs in New York City
"Hey, Blake, check o...<i>clubs in New York City</i><br /><br /><br />"Hey, Blake, check out this song. It's like, <i>so</i> ironically bad, bro. We've gotta play it at next week's 80's Retro party."Spaghetti Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-48624664103731810452013-10-08T20:06:04.223-04:002013-10-08T20:06:04.223-04:00Bela Lugosi.Bela Lugosi.Atticus Dogsbodynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-18657147303744875622013-10-08T19:29:01.341-04:002013-10-08T19:29:01.341-04:00I'm going to add "craft vodka tamponing&q...I'm going to add "craft vodka tamponing" to my list of fabricated trend pieces that I want to get into the <em>New York Times</em>, after baby tattoo artists and 8-track-only record stores.whetstonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-5529790144530987422013-10-08T19:16:54.207-04:002013-10-08T19:16:54.207-04:00Here they are in the memorable scene where Pollak ...Here they are in the memorable scene where Pollak radios to say Boehner's an American hero.Grometnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-32169239424320442772013-10-08T19:03:51.093-04:002013-10-08T19:03:51.093-04:00In the fleur de sel pantry.In the fleur de sel pantry.Grometnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191252.post-8536287999398854142013-10-08T18:40:40.433-04:002013-10-08T18:40:40.433-04:00With a candlestick...With a candlestick...LittlePignoreply@blogger.com