1. Why is "red-haired" considered acceptable as an insult??
2. Why is it considered okay to call attention to what seems to be an eye disorder? Whether something is wrong with Scott Walker's eyes or not, the epithet "goggle-eyed" is disrespectful to all of the people who suffer from conditions like esotropia.??
Eventually she explains, sort of:
(By the way, "escadrille" is how you say "squadron" or "small squadron" in French. I'll refrain from adding an anti-French kicker, given my attention to political correctness above.)After running this through BabelFish, I have determined that she means you liberals are all into political correctness (yes you are libtards you like to kiss it and hug it), yet you yourself are being offensive to red-haired people plus squinting is a medical condition etc. Who's the real esotropia-ist now?
I see a bunch of people in the news calling for compromise between the camps, but it's hard to know how to even begin a conversation with people like this.
(She also thinks it's bad to make jokes about hayseeds for some reason. I'm sure glad no one ever told Paul Henning!)
You can't make me get out of the boat.
ReplyDeleteShe also thinks it's bad to make jokes about hayseeds for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI think Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy might like a few words with Our Lady of the Winebox.
Why is "box wine" considered an insult? There's nothing offensive about boxes. Elite liberals use boxes all the time to order their secret Alinsky manuals and liberal sex toys. And liberals also drink Chardonnay. So who is the real hypocrite, huh?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with rightwing law professors that makes them so obtuse? I can only conclude it's a deliberate thing because nobody would make it out of even a community college if they were as dense as people like Althouse and Reynolds appear to be.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she'd have taken issue if Pierce had also used the word "tall" in his serial description of one of these polls? If she'd think he was somehow dissing a candidate for being tall, or making a slur against anyone more than 6-feet tall?
26-year old Ann: why is Randy Newman insulting short people on the radio?
ReplyDeleteApparently describing a red-haired man as red-haired is so far beyond the pale as to require comment, but "fanatic" is beyond dispute.
ReplyDeleteI think we are willing to stipulate that it was perhaps wrong to focus on Scott Walker's goggle-eyedness rather than his sniveling homonculeity and other lack of redeeming human, civic or leadership qualities.
ReplyDeleteHaving begged her forgiveness over this slip in the heat of electoral passion, I would hope that An Outhouse would be willing to focus on the substantive issue at hand and engage in a lengthy discussion of just what a wholesale fuckwad Scott Walker has been in selling off his state to his sleazy corporate masters at the expense of his constituents.
This morning, the trash men were collecting the piles of empty wine boxes behind her dwelling and shaking their heads.
ReplyDeleteyou liberals are all into political correctness (yes you are libtards you like to kiss it and hug it)
As long as we don't marry it, right?
In related news, Col. Sanders is the real racist.
ReplyDeletehttp://newsone.com/3068466/mrs-obama-said-go-vote-these-right-wingers-heard-fried-chicken/
Not even with a gaff from the gaffer?
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We're not wine snobs at chez Ubu here; we've found a fairly decent box wine which is drinkable and cheap. That said, being associated with Althouse is insult enough.
ReplyDeleteReally, it's all just more pearl-clutching from the fainting couch. Liberals can be described using any slur or pejorative, but tough-skinned conservatives must be offered deference and the utmost consideration at all times lest they suffer unduly. In many cases, their threshold of pain is so low that a hemorrhoid could put one into a coma.
ReplyDeleteladies and gentlemen--and ann althouse-- i give you gordon klingenschmitt, disgraced military chapman, new state house representative from the 15th district of colorado--and no doubt, likely closeted queer--who thinks that gay discrimination is okay because only people going to heaven are entitled to equal protection under the law; that gay soldiers are too busy changing their own diapers to be effective in combat; teaching children about queer lifestyles is "mental rape"; that obamacare causes cancer; and last but not least, obama, and members of the obama administration, are possessed by demons.
ReplyDeletei'd say "lookism" is not the problem coming out of this cycle.
why has madonna singled out virgins?
ReplyDeleteobama, and members of the obama administration, are possessed by demons
ReplyDeleteSo then all we need is a herd of pigs (Congress should provide nicely) and a cliff, and we can dispense with the whole impeachment kabuki.
Ann Althouse is just plain weird. Clinton & The Blogger Breasts, & "Let's take a closer look at Bill's carrot and Hillary's onion ring." to note but two peculiarities. Or perversions. At least this one isn't (outwardly) about S-E-X.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's a bottle blonde. (Is that more offensive/descriptive than calling someone red-haired? I hope so.)
So THAT'S why she switched to box wine from bottle.
ReplyDeleteShe kept drinking her peroxide by accident.
I would like to copy this comment & paste it chez Mme. Vin-en-boîite.
ReplyDelete.
The cliff would suffice.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they think science is weird?
ReplyDeleteCharlie Pierce is clearly anti-oculist. Besides the goggle-eyed homunculus, he dubs Paul Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver and Michele Bachmann The Girl With The Faraway Eyes. It's almost as bad as derogatorily calling someone "blue-eyed," which we (and Ann!) all know is the liberal's ocular racial slur for a white person.
ReplyDeleteAre you back again, Dennis honey?
ReplyDeleteTheir butthurt approaches "The Princess and the Pea" levels.
ReplyDeleteI'd strangle a Teabagger for some fried chicken right now.
ReplyDeleteOh no I meant for the Republicans!
ReplyDeleteWhy is David Bowie maligning "China Girls"?
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened, it seems to have pickled her brain.
ReplyDeleteThose who focus on his wholesale fuckwaddery are just trying to distract you from his odious mendacity!
ReplyDeleteWang Chung's fascist demands for everyone to have fun tonight are the last straw.
ReplyDeleteWhat has Van Morrison got against blue-eyed boys?
ReplyDeleteOdd how we're getting people posting under slightly altered names while their avatars don't show up.
ReplyDeleteI'm quite certain I saw the same red-haired, goggle-eyed hayseed at two different polling places Tuesday morning.
ReplyDelete"WHITE" Christmas?
ReplyDeleteWhat does Bing Crosby have against people of color?
Mm hm.
ReplyDeleteDirty White Boy is insulting to white boys and people who don't adhere to your norms about cleanliness.
ReplyDeleteAnd what about the band name Foreigner? I'm surprised Liberals tolerate such a xenophobic name.
And Hot Blooded is a clear slur against people with fevers and women experiencing elevated body temperatures due to hormonal levels.
And arark, blaark, [falls into a butt of Malmsey]
Snuffy Smith says to Barney Google, "Should we cool this pie on the windowsill, is it hot?"....So then Barney says to Snuffy , "Of course it's hot, it's a red haired hair pie."
ReplyDeleteAnd Pierce sharpens his keyboard...
ReplyDelete"Ok, Kids! And we have another letter here from our Happy Birthday Gu-gu-gu-gumdropper in Sector R. It's little Sally I. Chink, er, uh, Ching! And she's 12 years old today. Well, that's wonderful, Sally! You're going to start menstruating soon, huh? Don't you think you ought to be . . ."
ReplyDeleteWhat does Ronnie James Dio have against UNholy divers, I ask you?
ReplyDeleteWholesale fuckwaddery, available at your local Sam's Club, one aisle over from the giant cans of jalapenos.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to call for poll questions. All the blah-eyes have to do to vote is answer a few basic questions about American history and culture: Explain what Malcolm X meant by "Plymouth Rock fell on us," Who was a bigger traitor -- Jefferson Davis or any black man ever, and Name just one member of Wu-Tang Clan.
ReplyDeleteNothin' wrong w/ that! It's good for you.
ReplyDeleteI think someone needs to look into this.
ReplyDeleteGaff or gaffe?
ReplyDelete"beyond the pale" Yup. Hee hee.
ReplyDeletesee to it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this about Soviet Jewry?
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there
ReplyDeleteEye-to-eye.
ReplyDeleteHers and Peggy Noonans
ReplyDeleteI don't like the optics.
ReplyDeleteJeez--I blink and look at someone beating me to my comment!
ReplyDeleteWe may have to put a lid on this before we all wind up with lashes.
ReplyDeleteDoes ODB count, or does it have to be living members?
ReplyDeleteLashed within an inch of your life.
ReplyDeleteDon't make me tear up.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's the approach. "Why is Republican Party SO DEFENSIVE?" "How can they lead when they're always complaining about how people perceive them?"
ReplyDeleteI am sure that Charlie is humbled to have his scribblings critiqued by the esteemed Ms Althouse. I know I would be. Why, my tears would flowing freely down my cheeks
ReplyDeleteAs a white person, I find that phrase offensive.
ReplyDeleteShoulders shaking, sides heaving. Even bent double with remorse.
ReplyDeleteTeach your pupils well.
ReplyDeleteThere you go, making all these cornea jokes.
ReplyDeleteLiberal use the term euthanasia all the time and it is a slur against Asian young people.
ReplyDeleteWhether something is wrong with Scott Walker's eyes or not, the epithet "goggle-eyed" is disrespectful to all of the people who suffer from conditions like esotropia.
ReplyDelete<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzbhbetwYFU>INPEACH GOV LEPETOMANE!!</a>
Harumph!
Just being a good pupil.
ReplyDeleteY'all's jokes are too high-brow for me.
ReplyDelete"Hello, boys!"
ReplyDeleteGaffi.
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What's with all this vitreous humor?
ReplyDeleteIf that is your point of confusion, you may vote.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's the old leprechaun trick... that's easy!
ReplyDeleteOh goodness gracious. Really? We are back to chiding progressives about an alleged lack of "civility"?
ReplyDeleteWell, I said it then and I'll say it again now: When conservatives start behaving in a civilised manner, I'll start acting in a 'civil' one.
Until then they, and their faux outrage for the reptilian sensibilities of bizzarre-looking conservative shitheads can All.Get.Rooted.
.
The fun I've missed by not installing Web Of Trust sooner and reading the site reviews:
ReplyDeleteGuy Chapman 07/13/2013
I don't trust
Potentially illegal
Misleading claims or unethical
Alternative or controversial medicine
This site doesn't have everything (it's notably missing any reality-based content, for example) but it is certainly an extensive collection of the usual mutually contradictory claims for refuted, questionable or downright bonkers alternative "cures" and it does contain a significant proportion of the expected conspiracist claptrap.
Fortunately it is amateurishly laid out and wears it's tinfoil hat on its sleeve, so most people probably will not be taken in.
As an offensive person, I find your comment entirely within the pale.
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Oh, wow:
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I haven't rated
Good site
If you are open to alternatives in Medicine, you are right. Many hate the idea of "freedom to choose" your mode of treatment! Many of them swallow the Kool-aid that your Dr. is God. He/she is not. Good Drs have been driven to suicide by the Medical left.
Noticeably, "goggle-eyed homunculus" gets her in high dudgeon, while "hired by Koch Industries to manage their midwest subsidiary formerly known as the state of Wisconsin" --in which she lives, drinks and purports to teach law--gets passed over without comment.
ReplyDeleteI hope for her sake she has the kind of tenure that will keep her employed when the state's higher education system disappears.
"From the slums of Shaolin, Wu Tang Clan strikes again . . . The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the M-E-T-H-O-D Man . . ."
ReplyDelete(also, too, Masta Killa and Cappadonna).
Boone's Farm would go out of business of that happened.
ReplyDeleteAnn Althouse - crock au vin
ReplyDeleteUs sunburned Gingers cry foul!
ReplyDelete"Herman's Hermits" - blatant liberal bigotry against people choosing to live a solitary lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteWhat if she doesn't want a pearl necklace?
ReplyDeleteGINGERS HAVE SOULS
ReplyDeleteDo NOT besmirch the hemorrhoid.
ReplyDelete... disgraced military chapman ...
ReplyDeleteFreudian typo?
This thread is positively epicanthic, but that's to be expected from paronomasians.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about planting some black-eyed susans in the garden, but now I think it's much too politically incorrect.
ReplyDeletework work work work
ReplyDeleteSay what?
ReplyDeleteYes, but whose?
ReplyDeleteAnd quickly, before Charlie ducts the issue
ReplyDelete0___0
ReplyDeleteEurasian used to be a poker term: "Eurasing or folding now?"
ReplyDeleteWhy are they "Super"tramp? Being regular tramps isn't good enough for them?
ReplyDeleteHe goes through Disqus IDs like Newt Gingrich goes thru wives.
ReplyDelete"Dr. Chaps"
ReplyDeletePretty sure I've seen that guy at the Folsom Street Fair.
Too much vin, too little.............
ReplyDeleteyou.
ReplyDelete(She also thinks it's bad to make jokes about hayseeds for some reason. I'm sure glad no one ever told Paul Henning!)
ReplyDeleteOr Bernie Brillstein.
Count me among the literally dozens of people who never knew Hee Haw had a 20 year long syndication life after it was cancelled. If I hadn't read it on the Internet, I would'na believed it...
the epithet "goggle-eyed" is disrespectful
ReplyDeleteAs a Nystagmoid (look it up), I agree. "Homunculus", however, is right on the money, (although, curiously, 4 out of 5 Homunculi disagree), and Wisconsin is indeed a subsidiary of Koch Industries, and we have the tape of the phone call to prove it. That's 2 out of 3, so we win, and also "shut up, dumb lady", as someone once said.
As someone who goes wall-eyed all the time on account of keratoconus, I would like to say: Fuck Scott Walker.
ReplyDeleteI am #notyourshield
Rather arch, one might say.
ReplyDeleteIn short mentioning things is bigotry. Better to remain silent then, I guess?
ReplyDeleteBeyond the Pale? What are you--antisemitic?
ReplyDeleteAs a short person, I can testify to a lot of heightism in the workplace.
ReplyDeleteI just hate buckets SO MUCH.
ReplyDeleteBUKKIT?
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a hemorrhoid could put one into a coma.Oh, nonsense. They're always wide awake during a Ted Cruz speech.
ReplyDeleteRelevant:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4
I think we are willing to stipulate that it was perhaps wrong to focus on Scott Walker's goggle-eyednessEh, speak for yourself.
ReplyDelete"Scott Walker, goggle-eyed homunculus ..."
"Hey, that's offensive!"
"Sorry; Scott Walker, goggle-eyed homunculus and corrupt shitweasel ..."
Obviously "goggle eyed" is much worse than that N-word that her fellow travellers want to fling about with their faeces. That's why she never says anything about that.
ReplyDeleteBut people can be goggle eyed without having it as a medical condition, surely? Is it also going to be considered to be bigoted to call someone a "blinking idiot?" Unfair to blinkers?
ReplyDeleteWhy is "red-haired" considered acceptable as an insult?
ReplyDeleteWhatta maroon! "Red-haired" is merely descriptive, "fanatic" is the insult. It's not like red-heads are a despised minority... I haven't seen Christina Hendricks or Karen Gillan on any bread lines lately.
It's a sort of willful (?) obtuseness that right-wingers specialize in, the sort of intentional (?) misinterpretation that renders "nuke it from orbit" into a threat, or "Sasquatch is real" into an anti-semitic slur.
I sure hope Mr Pierce focuses his razor wit on Our Lady of the Boxed Wine... it would be hilarious to see Meade try to match wits with him.
Can't match what you don't have. Meade and Our Lady are somewhat hobbled by reality.
ReplyDeleteI think Mr. Pierce probably means it as a description of this dude when this dude gets all shouty about whatever they get all shouty about. Clouds that look like chickens, I dunno. Perhaps, in terms of prejudice, Althouse should remove the beam from her own eye (biblical reference there, two god points for me).
ReplyDeleteThrough a glass, snarkly.
ReplyDeleteHoly fuckeroony, Republicans do crazy better than almost anyone. Speaking of which, Inhofe as head of Congressional Science Committee?
ReplyDeleteIMPEACH GRAVITY!!
We need to put a lid on this.
ReplyDeleteWe only buy artisan fuckwaddery from a guy we know who grows it.
ReplyDeleteOdds are she had "...like a red-headed stepchild" in mind, and...well that's about it. Not like she really had anything to say about it, it just provided the twitch for what looks like a species of automatic writing...
ReplyDeleteOh, a fuckwaddery elitist.
ReplyDeleteLife's too short for wholesale fuckwaddery. You say "I know let's have fuckwad soup and chuck K-Mart fuckwaddery in it and it just tastes like semen.
ReplyDeleteHe gets that thing to a razor edge, so I hope he types with gloves on...
ReplyDeleteJeez, what a bunch of rod & coneheads...
ReplyDeleteWhy did that group call themselves The Small Faces? What's wrong with big faces.
ReplyDeleteBut how will we stay focused and in contact?
ReplyDeleteIsn't the new term of art "shitgobblin?"
ReplyDeleteDon't get me started on the evils of black eyed peas.
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't very upset with Liberal Fascism, either.
ReplyDeleteNext she is going to get angry on behalf of rented mules.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows, Santa is white.
ReplyDeleteI always preferred "dead eyed cretin" myself.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need the fried chicken?
ReplyDeleteAlthouse wants to cross lances with Charlie Pierce, eh? Because he calls the political feebs, fakes and fools by their proper names?
ReplyDeleteOl' Annie apparently doesn't realize just how outmatched she is, and that is a very bad starting point to be climbing onto the bull for the next ride.
At this moment, perhaps the only thing she could do that would be even stupider would be to metaphorically piss on Matt Taibbi's pantsleg. I doubt that he'd be in the mood for her nattering.
Talk about trying to fight waaaay above your weight.
She'll remove the beam from her own eye only after your eye gets de-moted.
ReplyDeletesomebody phunk'd with your heart?
ReplyDeleteWhat I find amusing about this is that Pierce has been using that description of Walker steadily and without variance as a stock phrase for at least a couple of years, almost from the moment he started blogging at Esquire.
ReplyDeleteAnd Ol' Annie just noticed?
Gonna have to start referring to her as Swifty Outhouse.
Say what you will about ol' Doc Chaps, there's no doubt that he's going to liven up floor debate in the legislature. I'm imagining that the first time he gets up to speak, he will try to deliver a half-hour sermon on how gay people are undermining the earth's crust and are affecting the weather, and the second time he gets up to speak, there will be a hail of old vegetables.
ReplyDeleteEven though he's running from Colorado Springs, which is fast becoming Religious Looney Central, I suspect that if he's reelected, it will only be for his entertainment value.
Who can afford boutique fuckwaddery in this economy?
ReplyDeletei have a standing bet for dinner with someone on the hill that he's going to be caught cruising cheesman park.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, these are hard times and many makers are going to go to the wall with the flood of cheap fuckwadsters that are heading to Washington.
ReplyDeleteShe was looking around for a new meaningless grievance to distract from the fact that Scott Walker is a goggle eyed homunculus, shit weasel, orc style tool of Koch/Sauron and a very likely Presidential contender who is too short, even with lifts, to make a successful run for it.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Pierce stoops to conquer? And if he does what delicious nickname will he coin for her?
ReplyDeleteOH BS...these professional victims' will find ANYTHING to whine about. They were all 'up in arms' about Wendy Davis showing Abbott in a wheelchair when the POINT was that yes, he's in a wheelchair and he sued for MILLIONS to get that fancy wheelchair but he has worked every since making sure YOU don't get a fancy chair. They focus on the 'red haired victims' instead of the fact that Lankford is a dolt who lies to your face and evidently, enough sheep 'buy' it.
ReplyDeleteI don't work for free.
ReplyDeleteThe good thing is that with the Internet you never have to pay for fuckwaddery if you don't want.
ReplyDeleteTruthfully, I doubt he will notice unless someone points it out to him. He's likely still trying to decompress from interviewing Joni Ernst.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably had his share of goofballs during the past week in Iowa and one more is barely worth notice.
Save Russian Jews!
ReplyDeleteGet valuable prizes!
... and then reelected.
ReplyDeleteI have strabismus and am similarly wall-eyed. And fuck Scott Walker with a dancing palm tree.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose the late, lamented Spy magazine's regular description of Donald Trump as a "short-fingered vulgarian" is disrespectful to both people suffering from brachydactyly and to Gert Fröbe, Or something. Proving ... um, fuck if I know.
ReplyDeleteHoly zygomatic arch, Batman!
ReplyDeleteAnd fuck Scott Walker with a dancing palm tree.Jeez, shouldn't they date a while first?
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen Christina Hendricks or Karen Gillan on any bread lines lately.[Dejectedly stops laying out trail of bread crumbs]
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of?
ReplyDeleteI've often heard people complain about the phrase "assless chaps" on the grounds that if they had an ass, they wouldn't be chaps. I think we can all agree that "Dr Chaps" is not only not assless, he's instead nothing but.
ReplyDelete"Daddy? Where can I get a square deal in a Christian atmospher-- "
ReplyDeleteGod only knows what psychic damage has been done by the years of name calling that Shortnin Bread has endured.
ReplyDeleteDidn't anyone warn you about the yellow snow?
ReplyDeleteWell, he will have to go through the Rev. Ted Haggard Rehabilitation Program first, though.
ReplyDeleteMom's of the opinion he looks more like he's into children.
ReplyDeleteFrank told me to watch out for them huskies.
ReplyDeleteOh, I think she's just saying that those mean ol' liberals won't play fair. Conservative politicians are people, too! So, it's not nice to discriminate on the basis of moral handicap.
ReplyDeleteBut at least he's open to immigration reform:
ReplyDeleteAlthouse is wrong about that. In Walker's case, the reference is specific to him, because we all know what's wrong with his eyes.
ReplyDeleteThey're connected to his brain.
Is that a noun, adjective, or a description of what the dog's doing in the catbox?
ReplyDeleteHe is a nothing butt.
ReplyDeleteMaybe just a smear campaign?
ReplyDeleteGet in the van, little girl. Come on, I've got candy.
ReplyDeleteI was just spelunking exploring, that's all.
ReplyDeleteI still needed to periodically check for more marbles, that's all.
ReplyDeleteAh, I just saw the bit about diaper changing. I mean, I used to think that the only two arguments people ever make about the terribleness of gay men are 1) "my conception of God who looks just like me doesn't like them", and 2) "they do butt stuff and that is icky". It is looking more and more like even 1 is actually "my conception of God who looks just like me thinks that they do butt stuff and that is icky".
ReplyDeleteThat would've been a Cheeto and Box Wine clusterfk, with a blizzard of empty Ho-Ho wrappers swirling around the fracas.
ReplyDeletehttps://alumni.stanford.edu/get/file2/publication/article/SAAMAG/40282/live/IMG
ReplyDeleteOr Wolcott. And he wasn't above giving Donald Douglass a wedgie.
ReplyDeleteI can't be arsed to even mention Mia Love or Tim Scott, because, you know, the narrative.
ReplyDeleteAlso my street cred.
And my readers. Otherwise, I would.
He's a chapsless ass.
ReplyDelete"Mmmmm, kitty roka!"
ReplyDeleteWingnut-to-English translation: I have no effective counterargument, so I'll trot out another sock puppet and throw the GOP's latest tokens out because the afterglow from Tuesday is already fading.
ReplyDeleteOl' Annie apparently doesn't realize just how outmatched she is
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think that that's her shtick, simply because her commentariat eats it up. Otherwise, that level of disingenuousness would be permissible only in college freshmen or Tumblr users.
In all fairness, that really wasn't the best part of his career (Bowie has referred to it as his "Phil Collins period").
ReplyDeleteTokens, Halloween?
ReplyDeleteAnother disingenuous white liberal who thinks its ok to tell blacks how to be black.
No more starbursts, I guess.
ReplyDeleteOh, THIS one is good - not only 3 "Guest" upvotes, but an upvote from one of its other sockpuppets.
ReplyDeleteThe Spanish war and other events in 1936-7 turned the scale and thereafter I knew where I stood. Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic Socialism, as I understand it.
ReplyDeleteUpvoting yourself is like jerking off in public, but, yeah, I guess you're consistent there, aint'cha.
ReplyDeletePete,
ReplyDeleteYou seriously need to GAFL.
Reach out to your new Senator and tell him how much you're looking forward to being one of his constituents.
Thank you for your comments, which we shall give due consideration.
ReplyDeleteBut oh God the ads you have to sit through to get your free fuckwaddery.
ReplyDeleteIT' S CALLED FREEDOM CAPITALISM YOU COMMIE
ReplyDeleteBowie has referred to it as his "Phil Collins period"
ReplyDeleteBURN.
but, yeah, pretty much accurate.
Or better yet, stroll on diwn to Five Points and tell everyone that he's just another 'token', like your bud Halloween Jack just called him.
ReplyDeleteShit, someone's willing to pay for strangled teabaggers? Man, the amount of spec work I've wasted...
ReplyDeleteWhen the main point of all your argumentation is boo-hoo, look how mean the world is to me it's sorta impossible to stop picking fights you're going to lose. Of course, everyone who drinks seriously needs a reason. Excuse. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your comments, which we shall give due consideration.
ReplyDeleteLove and Scott are just garden variety teabaggers who happen to be black. They shouldn't be supported based solely on the color of their skin because that would be kinda racist. In what other context do you think they should be mentioned?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcaedYRy58I
ReplyDeleteThe most racist (hairist?) product ever.
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but but but liberals should have voted for Mia Love because that's why we voted for Obama! Q.E.Derp.
ReplyDelete"MADE WITH REAL GINGERS"
ReplyDeleteO_0
Soylent Ginger?