My favorite coverage so far is that of Debra Heine of Breitbart.com. First, this:
Not seeing a problem, the president's aides published the video on his Instagram account.Assuming no one has caved yet and issued an apology, good for the White House. Better still, Heine feels the need to explain why the outrage is such an outrage, which works as well as you'd expect:
ABC excused the sloppy salute, saying, "while it is protocol for U.S. service members in uniform to salute the commander in chief, it’s not required for a civilian president to salute back, military experts say."
Ronald Reagan is said to have begun the practice back in 1981.
Whether or not it's "protocol" to do something that has been the practice for over 30 years, it is official protocol to execute a salute properly.Then she quotes noted military expert Neil Munro on how to execute a salute properly. I believe in the military, and elsewhere, this is known as picking corn out of shit.
UPDATE. There is nothing on earth, no matter how awful, that cannot be made worse by a column from Andrew Fucking Malcolm.
The military salute is a simple hand gesture but loaded with tradition, honor, symbolism and packed with respect, both given and returned. It began in the days of chivalry when knights would raise their right hand approaching other knights to show they had no weapon unsheathed.Obama's disrespectful not only of Our Fighting Men, but also those of bygone eras. Zoom in on a single tear running down the face of Genghis Khan.
And both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama have had trouble with the salute. Clinton because his first-term salutes were sloppy and awkward.In his second term, Monica Lewinsky helped Bill snap to attention. Hey-yo!
By definition, all presidential gestures -- physical or verbal -- are loaded with extra significance. George Washington, for instance, refused to shake hands as beneath his dignity. Thomas Jefferson thought such gestures a welcome sign of democracy among countrymen.
Today, American politicians shake so many hands, they must at times soak theirs in ice to stem the swelling. Chief executives use their gestures to advantage, waving or pointing into crowds where hundreds will recall the gesture was directed at them.To the extent this means anything besides "have I hit my word count yet," this suggests that Presidential gestures are heavy weapons, and Obama is wantonly misusing them like Mapache with the gatling gun in The Wild Bunch. Probably doesn't ice his hands properly after handshaking, either. Make sure to get that in the Bill of Impeachment!
Oh, and extra hack points for "former Navy officer Ronald Reagan."
Talk about making mountains out of bullshit.
ReplyDeletePhotos of similarly sloppy Republican Presidential salutes that will no doubt be ignored/excused by the conservative press in 3…2…1...
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall this same outrage from early in Obama's presidency. They were equally upset about another sloppy salute.
ReplyDeleteBut, I guess failing to salute properly is far worse than sending those same insulted soldiers off to die in a war based on lies, graft, corruption, and failed ideology.
MUST... OBEY... COUNTDOWN
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck. From the comments at Brightfart:
ReplyDeleteThey did that years ago. Now they're building cabins on the foothills.
ReplyDeleteAll this disrespect of the Commander In Chief in a TIME OF WAR!
ReplyDeleteAmerica, fuck yeah! Love it or leave it, motherfuckers.
Well, there was also "pleasing Uncle Dick" and "showing up Daddy"
ReplyDeleteI actually haven't heard about this before, but somehow I don't feel edified.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard for me to be surprised by these guys anymore; I'm not surprised that some of them are outraged by this, and I'm also not surprised that they think he's trying to turn America into a communist country or whatever. But I am kinda surprised they're able to summon up the exact same level of outrage (which is to say a Spinal Tap-style 11/10) for both offenses.
I'm afraid I just can't trust a guy who thinks 'motherfuckin'' is two words. That's like the profanity equivalent of eating pizza with a fork.
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a commercial in Los Angeles with a heroic male voice intoning "Bandini Mountain, where only cows have gone before." This was followed with a breathy, seductive female voice saying, "Bandini is the word for ... fertilizer."
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Heine quote is just awesome. "OK, technically, we've got the facts wrong, but...who cares! REAGAN! Also, we really wish the office of the president was more militaristic!" It's like the last 30 years of right-wing thought summed up perfectly.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I did right, but I hadn't heard about this latest shocking controversy at all. But you know, I hear that Vlad Putin fellow has a pretty nice salute.
ReplyDeleteHow do these folks maintain this level of poisonous rage, day in and day out?
ReplyDeletePres Bush disgusted me, but I mostly tried to ignore him. I'd have had a stroke if I spent those eight years frothing over every awful thing that guy did. These people run screaming through the streets on a daily basis. Where do they get all that energy? I spent an hour yelling at the TV the other night when the Bucs got their asses handed to 'em, and I'm still tired.
The 2016 elections are going to be a wonder to behold...
Fun/depressing parlor game: guess which photo will send the brethren into the biggest tizzy of sexist bullshit. Right now the smart money's on 'visible cellulite in vacation photo.'
ReplyDeletethe decorative font is what makes it so trenchant.
ReplyDeleteThis is the Facebook macro equivalent of a signpost reading "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the "Ski Bandini Mountain" ads where a guy skiied down a hill of shit? It's a wonderful metaphor for this kind of outrage-mongering.
ReplyDeleteThere was once a major named, IIRC, Carpenter, whose only claim to fame was calling in artillery on his own position in a desperate and mostly unsuccessful attempt to prevent being overrun.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was the guy who lectured me for five minutes for dropping a salute about five milliseconds too soon for his liking.
Which is why I can say with some authority that only assholes are picky about salutes. And people who are harrumphing about the Commander-in-Chief's salutes--which he shouldn't be making, anyway--are the biggest assholes of all.
If the bullshit won't come to Mohammed, NO WAIT WRONG CLICHE
ReplyDeletesomeone should leave a comment over at breitbart saying there's a letter to the editor in stars & stripes from a lieutenant in north carolina who saw obama refusing to salute any white soldiers during a parade at updog.
ReplyDeleteIn the most remarkable coincidence in human history, both of those Marines were white. Correct protocol is actually for Obama to offer to shine their shoes.
ReplyDeleteOTOH, if they were black and Obama saluted them that way it would be a gang sign.
Those mangoes are awful ripe; soft, rotting and fermented. Let's sample some more!
ReplyDelete"He was probably slurping a low fat de-caf sugar free caramel macchiato too! Guy is such a wussy!! Puke!"
Yeah! He should be drinking black coffee what's been boiled in a percolator on an open fire!
"Malfunction: He is a Saul Alinsky Liberal like Hillary, His Step Father taught him to hate America, England, and the Christians. Obama is a Pure Narcissist who believes he is perfect and better that anyone else, but not adverse to bleeding America Dry for his own 'personal fun'."
Random Capitalization makes Everything more meaningful, don't you Think?
"[W]hat should a President do after making a thoughtless mistake like this? if we had a President Allen West, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, or a Sarah Palin I think such a mistake would not be possible. Their absolute respectful for those that serve would have prevented it."
Uhhh... hmmm.
"We have a party boy in charge. Sorry."
If we could only go back to the days when a hard-working businessman like George W. Bush was in charge.
"I agree. This fool insults me impersonating what was close to sacred to many of us. I am from a Navy family. Brothers, uncles, son, daughter. I take great offense seeing this TOKEN couple misrepresenting this great country."
&
"Both of them are TOKENS. Not legitimate Americans. Idiots in this country thought it would be "cute" to have a black guy and his black wife in the White House. How's that working out for us?"
Liberals are the real racists.
i need some bus TOKENS
ReplyDeleteThat's so you know it's poetry.
ReplyDeleteThat one really needs to be reposted in the thick of the winger complaint threads.
ReplyDeleteJust to taunt them, because they deserve it.
"if they were black and Obama saluted them that way it would be a gang sign."
ReplyDeleteThat's not even really a joke. Who else remembers the "terrorist fist bump"?
And the truly ridiculous part of it was that Reagan was just adding embellishment to what he conceived of as a role to be played.
ReplyDeleteAnd given his confusion at the SS cemetery, it's a wonder he got the American salute more or less right.
Ah, well, being naturally stupid and vicious requires no added energy. And these are people who believe they are supporting a noble cause, so they're invigorated by their own noise.
ReplyDeleteSalt of the earth, the common clay of the....
So... why the random color changes with the font? And shouldn't the last bit be "before I leave for home, I mean Kenya..." Are they implying he's actually from somewhere else and only pretending to be a Kenyan pretending to be an American?
ReplyDeleteOne of the local TV stations (in Los Angeles) briefly covered this "story" on the 11 news and the stink of its fauxrage source hung thick in the air. Being in an ornery mood tonight, I almost yelled at the screen, "He's not required to salute them! It's the other way around!"
ReplyDeleteThere's this breed of conservative wankers who hate Obama for no good reason -- it's just because he's not conservative enough (plus the blackity black thing, and the Democrat thing), but they can't own up to that, so they make up this "he disrespects the military" bullshit. (Lying the country into a war and get military personnel killed, though, is just jim-dandy with them.)
The dynamics are similar to the Cliven Bundy crap, and I'm really sick of it all, especially because it's almost always coupled with the insistence that somehow we need to grant such viewpoints respect -- the pretense that delusional narcissism and sheer hatred springs from some higher principle than aggrieved, privileged butthurt.
(But oh, the 101st Chairborne, on the case, as always. To paraphrase Jonah Goldberg, the chickenhawk is the Rambo of liberal fascism.)
Every so often, I remember "terrorist fist jab" and how crazy and revealing it was. Even Fox News dumped E.D. Hill for that one. (Apparently, she claimed she wasn't endorsing the view, merely characterizing someone else's, but more realistically, she broke Fox News' standard of extremely-thin-but-legally-plausible deniability.)
ReplyDeleteNext week the diabolic dictator will make Marines hold umbrellas while he gives them one of those beauty queen waves!!
ReplyDeleteAnd so castles made of shit,
ReplyDeleteMelt into the sea,
Eventually.
(Profuse apologies to Mr. Hendrix.)
I don't know if the writers care one way or another. They're likely just enjoying the easiest gig of their lives. Obama, a verb, OUTRAGE!
ReplyDeleteWell, see, in this Never-ending War On Terraism, where the enemy could strike at any moment at any place, the world has become a battlefield, right? So, it is actually the Marines who fucked up by saluting their commander and thus identifying him in the field to enemy combatants!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It's their natural state.
ReplyDeleteKinda like wondering how a dog can spend 24/7 trying to get to the cat box.
Yeah, I thought that would make more sense, too, but with improvisational performance art, you go with the moment.
ReplyDeleteOh! To live on Bullshit Mountain
ReplyDeleteWith the barkers and the colored balloons!
You can be outraged on Bullshit Mountain
Though it seems that you're with a pack of loons.
Obligatory.
ReplyDeleteI think it is at its core a Democrat versus Republican thing. I remember the "Mrs. Don't-Fire" political comic mocking Clinton as an indecisive tranny for not raining death on the enemy du jour at the drop of a hat. That was the press. In the swamp of the "grass roots" opinion, it played just like this Obama flap. The military hated that draft dodger, he didn't respect them, etc. This stuff is evergreen.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it already pants suit? (As if women haven't been wearing pants to work since before I was born, and I'm not that young.)
ReplyDeleteWait--you guys are right. We *can't* vote for Hillary--what if she wears a ballgown to welcome foreign heads of state? Or worse, what if she wears some kind of lezzy tux? Forget it. The whole thing is off.
ReplyDeleteI remember.
ReplyDeleteAt least the president doesn't wear epaulettes on his shoulders like the Surgeon General sometimes does.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people believe whatever they want to believe.
ReplyDeleteI'm on it.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm glad you're doing that, I just got back from a trip through the Breitbart Swamp, and bleeding Jesus... 826 comments, 99.999% of which are moronic, frothing gibberish. These people are in dire need of the clown hammer of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, it's just like one of those images people make that are so over-the-top you know it's a joke... I mean, come on, Kenya? Paint the White House black? Reading this and the comments reproduced below, I wonder: there aren't really any righty voters, are there? It's all just performance art?
ReplyDeleteIs it, smut? Is it really?
ReplyDeleteIt's a fast-moving thread.
ReplyDeleteThere's 12 new comments posted in the few minutes since I put that picture up there.
WW2 -
ReplyDeleteSo, it is actually the Marines who fucked up by saluting Obama as if he were their commanderSee? Some simple editing, and it's a counternarrative that plenty of wingnuts could get behind, too.
ReplyDeleteThere's a moment in The Short-Timers (the novel Full Metal Jacket is based on) where Joker salutes an officer in the field and holds it extra long in the hope that there was a VC sniper in the vicinity.
ReplyDeleteAnything that reminds our military and , more importantly, their worshippers, that they work for, and are subordinate to us, the people, is good.
ReplyDeletemocking Clinton as an indecisive tranny for not raining death on the enemy du jour
ReplyDeleteWas that before or after they accusing him of wagging the dog by bombing Sudan to 'distract' from Monica?
How'd they react to it? My guess is cognitive dissonance.
ReplyDeleteWhat you said.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right. i forgot about that shocking display of disrespect!
ReplyDeleteI did that a bit last night. It's what the Comrade Alinsky would have wanted.
ReplyDeleteNew, improved Wingnut Outrage, now with a fresh, powder room, elderly lady perfume scent.
ReplyDeleteOne guy accused me of photoshop.
ReplyDeleteWe'll only know if one of them posts a video of a Teabagger eating a mushroom for 45 minutes. [/warhol]
ReplyDeleteIf you're wearing epaulets, they should play La Marseillaise as you enter a room. Either that or a good Sousa march.
ReplyDeletethe pretense that delusional narcissism and sheer hatred springs from some higher principle than aggrieved, privileged butthurt
ReplyDeleteI would like to spend two presidential terms sulking in my room with this comment.
I had a friend in grad school in ~1973 who'd been a grunt in VietNam. He told about the time he FORGOT to salute a general. He'd been out where there was combat and apparently you aren't supposed to salute there, and then the got back in Saigon or wherever and forgot to salute. It turns out that privates can get chewed out pretty good for not saluting a general.
ReplyDeleteBefore, I think, but all of the anti-Clinton bullshit seems about the same in hindsight. I suppose if anything I should be impressed that there was more crazy available for a black democrat president than there was for Clinton. But that well has no bottom.
ReplyDeleteThe irony of the Sudan adventure was that they were really striking against AQ. What am I saying? It isn't ironic. Obama's anti-terrorism program is the Clinton program, replete with assassinations and other darkness, but by some measure effective. This is considered effete compared the the Bush swagger-without-a-plan, or Operation Global Cock-up as I think it was called.
Actually, several people posted the photo, and the Bush apologists are using the "You're Allowed To Be Holding Something In Your Left Hand" dodge.
ReplyDeleteDarkness does not have the big booms which make the wingnuts see sparkles.
ReplyDelete"former Navy officer Ronald Reagan."
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
Kinda like wondering how a dog can spend 24/7 trying to get to the cat box.
ReplyDeleteAnd for much the same reason.
I hear Putin once saluted so hard he decapitated a bear.
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE YOU BRING FACTS INTO THEIR POUTRAGE
ReplyDeleteBy definition, all presidential gestures -- physical or verbal -- are loaded with extra significance.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. That's why American tradition enjoins us to address the president as "Your Supreme Exalted Imperial Majesty" and not "Mr President" or "Mr [insert name here]."
Has anyone contacted military expert Phil Robinson to see what he thinks about this?
ReplyDeleteThe commander-in-chief is a civilian. It's in the fucking constitution! A bullshit tradition started by a bullshit president.
ReplyDelete"Wouldn't a military dictatorship be AWESOME! ...If it was headed by the right guy, of course."
ReplyDeleteIdiots in this country thought it would be "cute" to have a black guy and his black wife in the White House.
ReplyDeleteUh, yeah, sure, THAT'S the reason we voted for him. "Cute".
I somehow envision these people as needing to remind each other to breathe periodically, thusly.
"Paint the White House black" you say?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxl4lQ8tmdM
Pretending to command a submarine is a kind of naval service -
ReplyDeleteBut the rumors/assertions that Obama personally hates and scorns the military--especially and specifically the various honor guards around him--are rife on the left side of the aisle. Even though the Obamas are continually shown greeting, shaking hands with, visiting, and inscribing photos with military personell the stories persist that "behind the scenes" and "when no one can see them" the Obamas won't even smile or interact with the military people who are all around them. Its identical to stories that surrounded the Clintons who were continually accused of "classless" behavior towards the "white house staff" and "not knowing how to behave" with "servants" unlike those born to the purple like the Bushes or the Reagans.
ReplyDelete"His Step Father taught him to hate America, England..."
ReplyDeleteWait, Obama hates England? And his stepfather taught him that?
The only thing I see on wikipedia is that stepdad was muslim, but he worked for an oil company and supposedly a point of conflict with mom was that he was more interested in western values.
It turns out that privates can get chewed out pretty good for not saluting a general.
ReplyDeleteGee, who'd a thunk? Heh.
Yeah, Obamar returned the Bust of Churchill (pbuh) so he's clearly anti-British. It's all a part of his anti-colonial rage, per D'Souza.
ReplyDeleteThat's the graphical expression of a pause for emphasis, not a lexigraphic mistake.
ReplyDeleteShe said pedantically. Without shame.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more George Clinton, less everybody else.
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall a Mad Magazine bit about what you're describing...but the other way around (e.g. higher officers looking for poor enlisted men holding 2 infants)...around that same time frame in fact.
ReplyDeleteHey, as a Lieutenant in the Army Air Force Reagan was assigned to the 1st Motion Picture Unit. This was a very dangerous post back then, Culver City being almost the front line of the Pacific war. Hell, he did hard time in the Provisional Task Force Show Unit of This Is The Army at Burbank. The only reason he was exempted from duty overseas due to his nearsightedness was because eyeglasses hadn't been invented yet.
ReplyDeleteOf course, he wasn't anywhere near the Navy, either.
There's only one gesture I want to see the president flash to these morons, but he's more of a gentleman than I am.
ReplyDeleteMy granddad was a captain in the Navy, and I always found it profoundly weird when we drove onto base with their Buick (and without my granddad) and some poor guy had to salute every frickin' be-stickered car, including ours, filled as it was with squirming grandkids in bathing suits. The mismatch was bizarre to me, and sure didn't encourage anything other than suspicion that joining the military would lead to more of the same.
ReplyDelete"His first assignment was at the San Francisco Port of Embarkation at Fort Mason, California, as a liaison officer of the Port and Transportation Office."
ReplyDeleteWell, he WAS close enough to the Navy that he could wave goodbye to the troops leaving for the Pacific.
I used to chalk up most of this stuff to the usual political neo-bullshit that right-wing radio started with Clinton, where his every word and gesture was scrutinized for whatever could be invented to support the right-wing narrative about his "character." But the similar targeting of Obama went way past faux-character attacks long ago. Now, it's more revealing about the underlying racism of the hack accusers than the president: He's the undeserving Black Guy in the White House, and he and his baby mama don't have the background or class to behave up to regular white-guy president standards. He orders the wrong mustard, he bows to furriners, his tan suit might as well have been called "zoot", ad nauseum. He's the incompetent, uppity, bumbling Negro who doesn't know his place, and doesn't know how to act. In its purest form, he hates America, the military, and white people, too.
ReplyDeleteOf course, this is all so obvious it goes without saying, but it pisses me off.
You're right of course, it IS obvious.
ReplyDeleteIt's so obvious that the mainstream media won't acknowledge it.
"former Navy officer Ronald Reagan."Whatever else one could quibble about in that formulation, the relevant part of it is the word "former."
ReplyDeleteGeorge Washington, for instance, refused to shake hands as beneath his dignity.As former Continental Army general George Washington, he apparently also didn't return soldiers' salutes, because the President of the United States is a fucking civilian.
Thomas Jefferson thought such gestures a welcome sign of democracy among countrymen.Yeah, that was nice. Oh, by the way, do you know what gesture Jefferson didn't apparently embrace? Returning soldiers' salutes, because the President of the United States is a fucking civilian.
Look, we get it. Reagan, deranged morally-bankrupt drooling fantasist that he was, loved to play pretend soldier, to the point of encouraging his successor, an actual combat veteran, to salute as well . And Reagan is Jesus Christ and Superman rolled into one, so we're stuck with the habit until you reactionary fuckwits are all finally dead, at the very least. But there's no requirement to kowtow to your totally fabricated "protocol" horseshit about something that almost every president before 1981 apparently knew not to do. I mean, what's next, criticizing a president for not playing military-style dressup, like Dubya loved to do? Don't answer that.
criticizing a president for not playing military-style dressup
ReplyDeleteFive words: Michael Dukakis in a tank.
(1) I said not to answer that.
ReplyDelete(2) This only underscores my point, whatever it is: Dukakis caught a lot of shit for playing dress-up, future Democrats will catch a lot of shit for not playing dress-up.
That true about the world in general.
ReplyDeleteFuture Democrats will catch a lot of shit either way.
ReplyDelete"You have probably seen the fauxtrage over Obama saluting Marines with a cup of tea in his hand."
ReplyDeleteIt was a jihadi Muslim cup of tea. We'll know the President's a good Christian, the way he pretends, when we see him saluting while hoisting a beer.
"Power Line's Paul Mirengoff, for example, declares it 'speaks volumes about President Obama, not only concerning his underlying disdain for our military, but also as regards basic decency.'"
Because:
a. The tea was in a styrofoam cup. They didn't drink tea out of styrofoam cups at Balmoral, where they knew how such things were done.
b. No pinkie was extended. Those are the kind of manners you pick up in Indonesia, where the traditions of Empire have not completely taken hold.
c. Wrong hand. Lefties never get a break.
"Chief executives use their gestures to advantage, waving or pointing into crowds where hundreds will recall the gesture was directed at them."
Maybe they're just waving their hands around to try and de-ice them, but then crowds have never been bright.
Future Dems will likely be required to play dress-up, in the same way they are now required to launch air wars on the flimsiest of excuses. Either way it won't score any points with the Wingnut Faithful; the mere fact of being to the left of Genghis Khan will be viewed as "hating the military". The only consolation will be that it's getting past the point where they can claim Vietnam protests as justification.
ReplyDeleteThe ever fashion-forward Cab Calloway -
ReplyDeleteThat's why American tradition enjoins us to address the president as "Your Supreme Exalted Imperial Majesty"You are John Adams and I claim my five pounds.
ReplyDeleteHumph. Obama would have a Marine hold that hat over him.
ReplyDeleteAbout the font, I call it Geocities Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteI think they have him confused with Nixon, who was an officer in the Navy, at a supply base, where Nixon earned the nickname, "Iron Butt," for his ability to sit through marathon poker games, thus wearing down the other players.
ReplyDeleteToday's right wing nutters are one huge group of spoiled little brats that never stop crying. Ever.
ReplyDeleteReagan--it's fabrication all the way down. Even Reagan himself lied/suffered dementia attack when recounting his war "experiences."
ReplyDeleteIt's a Republican thing, I guess. Wave the bloody veteran and proclaim how much you lurve the troops, then do everything you can to disgrace anyone in politics who actually served. Look at what Republicans have done to folks like Kerry, Cleland, Carter--hell, even fellow Republicans like Dole and H.W. Bush got rundown for being veterans.
I had not heard about this latest tantrum nor its cause. Now my head hurts from trying to figure out if these RWNJs are completely infantile, stuck in junior high school as mean girls and boys, or if they are an alien life form that feeds upon outrage generated from the slightest deviance from RW ideology (which Obama provides merely by being POTUS).
ReplyDeleteGeorge Washington, for instance, refused to shake hands as beneath his dignity.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see our next Democratic president announce "I aim to make us the nation that George Washington established," and watch the GOP lose its collective shit over the ensuing aloofness. No doubt the attempt to elevate the office would bring down accusations of effete, megalomaniacal, condescending elitery. Then it would get real fun when it came time to dispatch overwhelming force to crush our modern Rebellions Whiskey, while letting a new major city be named after him (or her!), presiding over a cabinet given to irreconcilable public feuds, normalizing relations with our former existential enemies, and cozying up to France. France!
Well, I think Rand Paul would look just darling in a powdered wig and breeches.
ReplyDeleteIf he wins, he's going to have to do something to look presidential. Maybe just a sash that says PRESIDENT?
ReplyDeleteThe irony of the Dukakis tank photo is that Dukakis had been a tank commander in the Korean War and he was just itching to get into an M1 to see how it felt. That impulsive move was borne out of a sort of professional curiosity.
ReplyDeleteBut what completely blew it for him was the helmet. Every cartoon I saw of that incident made the helmet look about four times normal size and his head like Alfred E. Neuman's.
Margaret Thatcher escaped that ignominy when she rode around in a British tank by wearing a pale yellow scarf, something that worked for her, but probably wouldn't have for Dukakis.
Every time Putin salutes, lights flicker in Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteThe "Blue Boy" comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I think Occam's Razor applies here. They're just plain stoopid and naturally angry.
ReplyDeletesomething that worked for her, but probably wouldn't have for Dukakis
ReplyDeleteYou never know, though.
IYKWIMAITYD.
ReplyDeleteIt turns out that privates can get chewed out pretty goodIYKWIMAITYD.
ReplyDeleteHow about just "PREZ"? Easier to spell.
ReplyDeleteI take comfort in the fact that there are millions of feet of video of W out there, a few of which are guarandamnteed to show him *not* returning a Marine salute somewhere, somewhen, and some. industrious, perhaps even OCD type Lefty is gonna have it dug up and on youtube hopefully before the wingnuts forget about this.
ReplyDeleteAlso too, Obama is left-handed, which may have had something to do with this. Microsecond-long brainfart as to which hand to raise, or something.
Then again, who actually gives a shit?
I'd but THAT for a dollar -
ReplyDeletehttp://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/prez4.jpg
"...the military salutes a civilian commander and holds the salute until
ReplyDeletethe commander has passed, or the guide soldier in march formation passes
the commander."
Thanks... I didn't know that. Though I was technically in the Army, I was a dentist, and not a REAL soldier.
"But there's no requirement to kowtow to your totally fabricated
ReplyDelete"protocol" horseshit about something that almost every president before
1981 apparently knew not to do."
Including former Supreme Allied Commander and President Dwight Eisenhower, who knew that the requirement to salute no longer applied when he hung up his uniform and retired from the Army.
Random Capitalization makes Everything more meaningful, don't you Think?
ReplyDeleteTimothy Matlack evidently did...
Even without looking at lapel insignia, I could always tell the officers drawn from the professional ranks, because their reaction to a salute was the visual equivalent of, "umm, oh, hi, oh, yeah, I'm an officer, I'm supposed to salute back."
ReplyDeleteIt was always kind of refreshing.
Or operatic gold stripes on his robe, like Rehnquist.
ReplyDeleteBarney was more ethical.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE. There is nothing on earth, no matter how awful, that cannot be made worse by a column from Andrew Fucking Malcolm.
ReplyDeleteI'm just repeating that here because we're not able to upvote the blog post itself.
Unfortunately, Pierre Trudeau's been dead for years.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but as psychotropic drugs go, I'm pretty sure there are better ones out there.
ReplyDeleteif we had a President Allen West, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, or a Sarah Palin I think such a mistake would not be possible.
ReplyDeleteIf we had a president Allen West or Sarah Palin, the military would be too busy fending off atomic mutants to even be around when the CiC salutes them.
Didn't that used to be a Chuck Norris fact?
ReplyDeleteIndeed, that was my editorial comment.
ReplyDeleteA powdered wig would be a vast improvement over the dead ferret that now languishes on the top of his head.
ReplyDeleteI saw a poor sap forget what he was doing and salute an officer while holding a cigarette in his right hand. Not the best day of his enlistment, I will guess. GIs do take saluting seriously, and if the poofs who are criticizing Obama for screwing that one up knew anything about the custom, they would back the fuck off and start calling for presidents to simply stop doing it. Funny the custom started with Ronald "Captain Training Film" Reagan. Fucking wannabe.
ReplyDeleteHuh. I'm guessing the Clintons' "classless behavior" probably consists of not treating staff and servants as furniture. You know, actually talking to them and being polite and stuff. There's a certain class of people who never, ever do that. And they tend to be rotten tippers too.
ReplyDeleteThat is definitely not what they meant. The funny thing is that Bill and Hillary were treated like they were the Palins--a brawling, white trash, no 'count, low class pair of rubes rather than a highly educated, middle class, pair of lawyers.
ReplyDeleteA dentist? How M*A*S*H of you. I believe dentists were a frequent topic in the books.
ReplyDeleteWell goodbye sailor!. Nudge nudge.
ReplyDeleteWell, it would be hard to play a good game of poker while Nixon was sitting on you. Be fair.
ReplyDeleteTo render a proper hand salute, one should be IN uniform and wearing his cover.
ReplyDeleteReagan's initiating the practice, and that of bringing walking anecdotes to the State if the Union Address (sadly, the Cadillac Welfare Queen never came to terms with his people as to total compensation, her lawyer being one of those clever you-know-whos) proves that these customs were intended by God to have been put into His Constitution back when He first inspired it---fallible men, perhaps under the influence of Satan [Jefferson, a.k.a. The First Progressive], left them out, but we in these latter days are Blessed to have these restorative Revelations made known to us.
ReplyDeleteNext: the institution of Plural Vice Presidency, and stories of how Peggy Noonan wrote Reagan's speeches with the aid of a a rock and a hat.