Monday, February 11, 2013

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

I think GOP Congressman Steve Stockman bringing Ted Nugent to the State of the Union is a wonderful idea. I've said before that, unlike the crackpot politicians who have been destroying the Republican Party with their ravings, Nugent is a rock star whose credentials as a nut were established long before he started getting into political gibberish. You can no more blame him or take offense at what comes out of his mouth than you could a hyena. As for Stockman, if has any idea at all besides durr-hurr Motor City Madman, it must be that the Republican political lunatics lack only a certain authenticity, and he hopes Nugent's will rub off on them. It's sort of like when Jon Landau taught Bruce Springsteen about John Ford, only hilarious.

The Dems could have invited Wesley Willis when they had the chance, so they deserve this. If Nugent starts speaking in tongues during the SOTU, that'll be alright with me. These things are excruciatingly dull and I could use the laughs.

Since the Congressional Democrats are far too lame to fight back, it falls to Obama to put the GOP in check; I advise that he punctuate every proposal in his speech with "don't believe me just watch, nigga nigga nigga," and close with, "popped a molly I'm sweatin', woo." That might begin to make up for the drones.

285 comments:

  1. Jay B.8:49 PM

    Rock over London, rock on, Chicago. Sniff...

    I think an idiot Republican bringing a cockheaded rawker who vaguely threatened to kill the President to a presidential speech is VERY MUCH the State of the Union. All that's missing is Eric Cantor bringing a clown.

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  2. PulletSurprise9:00 PM

    "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" works as well as political polemic as the official GOP response, I reckon.

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  3. M. Krebs9:11 PM

    It's sad that the dignity of the proceedings will preclude any mention by Obama of "Cat Scratch Fever."

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  4. redoubt9:24 PM

    In my mind's eye I see the Secret Service detail for Messrs. Stockman and Nugent as majority nonwhite and majority female, with instructions to yank M. Nugent down if he looks like he's going anywhere except to the bathroom. . .

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  5. Spaghetti Lee9:35 PM

    I oughta start taking bets on this. Odds that Nuge:


    -Accidentally discharges and shoots one of the victims of gun violence the Dems brought - 5:1


    -Spends the whole evening trying to scratch an itch on his balls - 3:1


    -Gets fucked up on Jack Daniels by 8:00. - 2:1


    -Refers to Nancy Pelosi as 'Sugar Tits'. - 10:1


    -Refers to Lindsey Graham as 'Sugar Tits'. - 400:1

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  6. casino implosion9:39 PM

    I was gonna say, as long as the noodge sits there quietly and respectfully and doesn't bellow out "you lie!" or "wang dang sweet poontang!" in the middle of the SOTUS, I have no problem with his presence.

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  7. BigHank539:42 PM

    I can't speak for the rest of the country, but I personally would be more likely to watch the Nuge. It's going to be shorter than the official GOP speech, especially since there's a bonus Tea Party response this year. At only three minutes and change, I doubt I could manage to choke down enough alcohol to really damage myself.

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  8. PulletSurprise9:44 PM

    -Survives a face-to-face encounter with "two bit whore for Fidel Castro" Hillary Clinton unscathed. 10000:1

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  9. Family Values, too:

    He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of
    wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart. In the late 1960s, prior
    to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl,
    whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. This did not become public
    knowledge until 2010. The siblings were adopted separately and had no
    contact with one another. The son learned the identity of his birth
    father in 2010 through the daughter's quest to make contact with him and
    their birth parents. According to a news report, Nugent over the years
    had discussed the existence of these children with his other children.[25]

    In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support for a child he had out of wedlock in 1995.[26] It was finally resolved when Nugent was ordered to pay $3,500 per month in child support.[27]

    He was married to his first wife, Sandra Jezowski, from 1970 to 1979.
    They had three children, son Theodore Tobias "Toby" Nugent, and
    daughters Sasha and Starr Nugent. Sandra died in a car crash in 1982.
    His second marriage was to Shemane Deziel, whom he met while a guest on
    Detroit's WLLZ-FM, where she was a member of the news staff. They
    married on January 21, 1989. Together they have two children, son Rocco
    Winchester Nugent, and daughter Chantal Nugent.

    In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii
    native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so
    Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock".[28][29]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_nugent#Personal_life

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  10. Spaghetti Lee9:49 PM

    What the hell were the other 62?

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  11. John D.10:23 PM

    Chances are, he'll just start screeching racist epithets when Obama gets up to speak.

    Either that, or he'll shoot someone.

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  12. Jimcima10:26 PM

    And that's why it appears he didn't really think this thing through.

    This loud mouth know-nothing racist is going to have to sit quietly and respectfully while a black man patiently and paternally expounds on a middle-of-the road view of America that causes the pant shitter Nugent to become completely unhinged. Unfortunately for him If he acts out he is forever tagged as a childish buffoon to reasonable people and if he doesn't he just shows himself to be a giant pussy to his moron supporters.

    It's a win-win for me but it's still going to be painful to watch.

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  13. Paste a SS guy at his side for the whole ceremony and subject him to a full cavity body search first.

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  14. hells littlest angel10:57 PM

    They shouldn't let him go to the bathroom either. He knows how to shit his pants, and maybe that would teach Stockman a lesson.

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  15. Tudor Jennings11:11 PM

    The Dems should invite Ice Cube to sit by him. The proximity of a real-honest-to-betsy moderate muslim black man who is capable of rational debate might make Nugent's head explode, Scanners-style.
    Or it might usher in the End of the World. A bit late, but there you go.

    Mayans and their stupid calendars. ptchuh! I had fifty bucks at 40-1 that the end of civilisation was coming.

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  16. Scott Slemmons11:13 PM

    Maybe this should be treated the way they do Westboro Baptist. For every outburst Nugent makes, everyone pledges to donate money to the Brady Campaign.

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  17. BigHank5311:33 PM

    Stop talking about how qualified he is to take over Benedict's job.

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  18. BigHank5311:36 PM

    -Provokes the Secret Service into giving him a cavity search. 50:1


    -Enjoys the cavity search. 1:20

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  19. He won't do or say anything impolitic. And then he'll tell his slavering minions that "he didn't need to," that O "made a fool of himself all by himself," etc. It's all theater, in which the performers and the audience get to pretend, to themselves and each other, that it's real life. "Entertainment" indeed.

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  20. montag212:32 AM

    The unfortunate part of this is that Stockman will behave as if this were some sort of public relations coup, and that Nugent's mere presence is a public rebuke to Obama... and the press will pick that up and run with it for days, or until they run out of gas. And, the Twitter threads will be excruciating.


    Of course it's governance by slapstick, but that goes without saying, these days.

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  21. mrstilton1:18 AM

    Does it have to be an SS guy, or will Hitler Youth suffice? Because that would give Ratzinger something to do ih his retirement.

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  22. Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard1:31 AM

    The best thing Obama could do would be to make a reference to "pants shitting draft dodgers" in his SotU speech.

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  23. FMguru1:37 AM

    I'm laughing because this stupid stunt is going to steal oxygen from the current GOP effort to re-brand itself as something other than loathsome batshit. The big takeaway from the response to the speech isn't going to be Marco Rubio showing the new, less wetback-hating side of the party or Eric Cantor explaining how Republican policies are good for working Americans but instead will be a stream of nonsense from a fossilized cock rocker who likes machine guns and impregnating teenage girls. That's quite a strategy to close your credibility gap - especially among women and young people! - against the sober, serious, dignified President of the United States and his policies.

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  24. smut clyde1:39 AM

    So are musical lyrics and stage acts that glorify violence a GOOD THING or a BAD THING now? Please advise.

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  25. Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard1:44 AM

    I think he'll tell his fans that he was "censored" by "alinksyite thugs".

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  26. Spaghetti Lee2:23 AM

    "One of the priorities of my administration will be the active prosecution of pedophiles, wherever we can find them." (Pointed stare.)

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  27. I'm strongly in favor of Obama trolling the right. It's a win on every level.

    Why doesn't the Republican Party have Nugent give the SOTU response? Now that would be awesome!

    Lastly – cool link on Landau and Springsteen – so that exposure eventually lead to The Ghost of Tom Joad, huh? (No wonder conservatives feel the arts are dangerous!)

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  28. Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard3:22 AM

    The funny thing about this invite is that "the Nuge" will totally upstage Marco Rubio, just like Clint Eastwood upstaged Mittens. Somewhere, a GOP consultant is banging his head against his desk repeatedly.

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  29. Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard3:23 AM

    IOKIYAR

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  30. Spaghetti Lee3:30 AM

    Somewhere, a GOP consultant is banging his head against his desk repeatedly.



    ...and when he's done with that he says, "So, what's this about Ted Nugent?"

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  31. Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard6:12 AM

    Alternate take: It's okay when you're white.

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  32. chuckling7:19 AM

    Ya, know, it's possible I've seen Ted Nugent more than any other performer. Definitely top three. Not that I ever particularly liked him. Back then we'd go to any concert and he came through town three or four times a year. As someone who saw him numerous times between 1973 and 1977, there is no way he'll ever get me to believe he didn't take a lot of drugs, certainly before the success of Stranglehold and Cat Scratch Fever. I don't remember much from all those concerts, but during the Great White Buffalo era he was clearly wired on something. I don't know if there was any evidence beyond what was plainly in front of our eyes when he was on stage, but he was widely considered to be a legendary speed freak, which might explain his subsequent mental breakdown. And of course there's no way he didn't get high on weed in those little smoke filled arenas back in the seventies, even if he never actually took a toke on a joint. But apparently that didn't do him any good.

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  33. Halloween_Jack7:25 AM

    Frank Ocean. Big bonus points if Nugent has no idea who he is, at first (it's likely).

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  34. Halloween_Jack7:29 AM

    All that's missing is Eric Cantor bringing a clown.

    No, no, he'll be there.

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  35. Alexander von Humbug8:03 AM

    Nuge's mother (allegedly) penned an advice column for the monthly Illinois Entertainer, the free music tabloid you'd find near the exits of record stores in the Chicago area back in the 70s and 80s. "Ask Ma Nugent". She always seemed sweet and reasonable and tolerant, even liberal. I suppose her son is a pathological example of adolescent rebellion in a progressive household.

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  36. edroso8:42 AM

    Why, yes.

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  37. mortimer8:47 AM

    Without my glasses, I read this as

    All that's missing is Eric Cantor banging a clown.

    And who'd want to miss that? The SOTU as La Dolce Vita (or The Garden of Earthly Delights)! Then, instead of singling out war and shooting victims in the audience, the president could call our attention to some really cool shit "hapnin' inna house."

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  38. Fats Durston9:08 AM

    Together they have two children, son Rocco Winchester Nugent


    ...and the troll infestation over on LGM makes a little more sense now...

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  39. I'm sure the Nuge's shit-stained profane insanity will lend Steve Stockman the celebrity cachet he's so lacking.

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  40. Good point. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, GOP!

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  41. AGoodQuestion9:59 AM

    If Nugent starts speaking in tongues during the SOTU, that'll be alright with me.


    How will we notice?

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  42. AGoodQuestion10:01 AM

    Sadly the Cantor/clown date fell apart when they couldn't agree on who the top was.

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  43. AGoodQuestion10:06 AM

    Specially if it's at the beginning of the speech.

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  44. AGoodQuestion10:12 AM

    I don't remember much from all those concerts, but during the Great White Buffalo era he was clearly wired on something.


    The Nooge himself remembers even less. His backup band and roadies don't remember anything either, if they know what's good for them.

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  45. XeckyGilchrist10:33 AM

    Fuckin' magnets - how do they work?

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  46. XeckyGilchrist10:36 AM

    I actually know one of his roadies from those days. You're exactly right about this.

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  47. drarms10:39 AM

    Ted Nugent for president. Killing and grilling baby

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  48. drarms10:46 AM

    Ask Amanda Marcotte and The Dark Avenger. TDA could tell you all about it. He is a loser

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  49. drarms10:47 AM

    Really? What a really uneducated response

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  50. drarms10:48 AM

    Ted Nugent for President. We are KILLING and GRILLING baby

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  51. drarms10:49 AM

    Frank Ocean is another terrible wanna be Biggie Smalls. His music is awful

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  52. drarms10:51 AM

    Sure you do and I know obozo s cousin from Kenya. He said they enjoyed "the fields" of Kenya as young men

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  53. drarms10:52 AM

    False accusations will never get you anywhere. How is DA's love affair with Amanda Marcotte going?

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  54. drarms10:53 AM

    Another dumb retort

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  55. drarms10:53 AM

    Nice picture asshole

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  56. Uncle Kvetch10:57 AM

    Hey, I enjoy a good barbecue as much as the next guy, but I don't really see how you can build a political platform around it.

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  57. I don't understand how that makes him an expert in magnets, though. Are you calling Michael Faraday a loser?

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  58. The Dark Avenger11:19 AM

    Thanks for stalking people on this thread, drarms.

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  59. Do you have anything remotely amusing or entertaining to say? Wait a minute...Nuge, is that you?

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  60. The Dark Avenger11:20 AM

    Thanks for sharing.

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  61. The Dark Avenger11:21 AM

    Hows the trolling going?

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  62. drarms11:25 AM

    It doesn't. He just stalks her and others all day long. He has no life other than his computer and projects missives as a real tough guy. Meanwhile he is just some twerp with misguided inner feelings. Is he boy, Is he a girl kinda feelings. No idea who Michael Faraday is. The Dark Avenger is who I am referring too.

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  63. drarms11:26 AM

    I am referring to Amanda Marcotte when I say "her"

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  64. Yeah, but what's any of that got to do with magnets? You're the one that made the connection.

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  65. drarms11:27 AM

    No one asked for your comment. Stalker DA. How is that slob Amanda doing?

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  66. drarms11:29 AM

    Stalker ALERT-- You are on the wrong blog. Roy doesn't want Amanda lovers on his blog. He knows what kind of slob she is

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  67. drarms11:30 AM

    Wait a minute, Amanda is that you?

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  68. drarms11:31 AM

    Why not? This guy Nugent is an absolute legend.

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  69. Fats Durston11:35 AM

    Ted Nugent is another terrible wanna be Beach Boy. I'm mean, they're both white, so their music is the same genre, amirite!?

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  70. drarms11:36 AM

    Read above, it doesn't. let me guess, you and DA are buddies? Here is the deal, when you stalk people on the internet, especially Amanda Marcotte, you get what you deserve. End of story. Killing and Grilling baby

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  71. Actually, I don't know Dark Avenger, but again, you were the one who made the connection to magnets and being a loser, and in fact brought him/her up in the first place. And I take it you're against stalking Amanda Marcotte? That's a good thing, stalking is bad, and she does get a lot of weird haters. That all being said, I don't see why it was brought up in the first place, as it has nothing to do with Ted Nugent being a bit of a laugh or, as far as I can tell, magnets. Maybe you should reign in your non-sequiters.

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  72. It's funny, 'cuz you're obviously trying to embarrass Dark Avenger, make him/her look bad...but all you're doing is making him/her (? Sorry, TDA, I don't want to presume) sympathetic.

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  73. First ya SHAKE it, and then ya BAKE it!

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  74. You never want to kill and grill baby. Baby needs to braised.

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  75. In his own mind, certainly.

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  76. The Dark Avenger11:53 AM

    I'm a he, and thanks for demonstrating what compassionate conservatism looks like, drarms.

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  77. The Dark Avenger11:53 AM

    Thanks for the feedback, drarms.

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  78. drarms12:01 PM

    Doc,
    I am simply pointing out that TDA is a sick, twisted, perverted individual who stalks Amanda Marcotte's blog and now is following me all over/stalking me where ever I post. I simply want to talk about killing and grilling and he wants to talk about nothing on topic. Make sense?
    DocArms

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  79. drarms12:04 PM

    your right that they are both white but you never answered my topic. Ocean and Smalls are both gangsta black thugs. amirite!? p.s. guaranteed that nugent would win an election over ocean. he is just some gangsta kid with terrible music

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  80. Uncle Kvetch12:04 PM

    I simply want to talk about killing and grilling


    Again with the barbecue. It's good stuff but a little variety in your diet wouldn't go amiss.

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  81. drarms12:08 PM

    In everyone's mind. He is a Doctor, baby

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  82. Uncle Kvetch12:08 PM

    Oh, and when and if you decide it's time to talk about something other than killing and grilling, I'd love to know how one goes about "stalking" a blog.

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  83. Frank Ocean wrote songs for Justin Bieber, which would be as far away from "thug gangsta" as one could get if that were a quantifiable property. You can either be a thug gangsta or write songs for Justin Bieber, you can't do both.

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  84. DocAmazing12:27 PM

    Wow! Is that all it takes to be a legend? I'm stoked!

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  85. DocAmazing12:32 PM

    ...now that he's ex-Benedict.
    (Stolen joke. I'll steal it again, too.)

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  86. Halloween_Jack12:42 PM

    No idea who Michael Faraday is.


    And how on earth would one find out? Do run along, grown-ups are talking.

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  87. Halloween_Jack12:44 PM

    Quite honestly, I'd rather see the ICP at this thing than Nugent.

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  88. Halloween_Jack12:48 PM

    OK, 'fess up: it's Junior High National Skip Day, right?

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  89. tigrismus12:49 PM

    Inoculation lymphoreticulosis is just one of the reasons healthcare availability is so important!

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  90. XeckyGilchrist12:53 PM

    I brought up magnets in the Insane Clown Posse connection, qv.

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  91. KatWillow12:58 PM

    Its called "joking". "Fuckin' magnets-" is an internet joke, usually used to mock Bill O'Riley.

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  92. No idea who Michael Faraday is.


    That's OK - I've never heard of James Clark Maxwell, so I don't know how magnets work, either.

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  93. KatWillow1:00 PM

    and here I thought La Dolce Vita translated into "The Living Milk!". Boy, is my face red.

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  94. KatWillow1:02 PM

    I'm still mentally staggered by Jindal's "speech" a few years ago. Fuckin volcanos, how do they work?

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  95. KatWillow1:03 PM

    It'd be nice if Obama (or Mrs. Obama) invited Barbra Streisand. Heh.

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  96. how is babby braised?

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  97. BigHank531:07 PM

    Awww. Someone managed to navigate here from YouTube.

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  98. Since the Congressional Democrats are far too lame to fight back, it falls to Obama to put the GOP in check...

    Sure, Roy. By implementing their policies, protecting them from prosecution, and appointing them to his cabinet?

    President Badass takes no prisoners!
    ~

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  99. sharculese1:09 PM

    Yeah, but compared to these dudes, JenBob and Dagchester are starting to look like Socrates and Plato.

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  100. Jay B.1:21 PM

    The dozens of old white guys who still listen to Nooge rock the fuck out would totally stomp the kabillion fans of Frank Ocean — who is also gay, in addition to being not at all like Biggie Smalls — in an election because they have the magic math of being white and old.

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  101. Jay B.1:23 PM

    Slowly. Duh.

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  102. drarms1:34 PM

    Yep, that's it

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  103. drarms1:35 PM

    Nope, I guess it is National Unemployment Day, right? Get a job, loser

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  104. drarms1:37 PM

    let me guess, your and thats right, liberal grammar students, I said YOUR atheist?

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  105. drarms1:38 PM

    and a really stupid joke at that

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  106. chuckling1:39 PM

    Well, he can torture them by his very existence and occasionally throw some snark their way. I'm afraid that's probably about the best we can hope for from any Democrat.

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  107. drarms1:40 PM

    are you related to The Dark Avenger with your stupid pictures?

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  108. drarms1:43 PM

    I am chuckling

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  109. drarms1:45 PM

    you wish that you could kill and grill Nugent but guess what- He is the next GOP candidate and will beat anyone you put in front of him. Jesse "The Racist" Jackson, Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton, Al "Douchebag" Gore, Joe "I didn't do it" Biden and who am I missing?

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  110. drarms1:45 PM

    It's baby jack rabbit

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  111. drarms1:46 PM

    English, not Ebonics son

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  112. BigHank531:46 PM

    Somewhere, a GOP consultant is banging his head against his desk repeatedly.


    Please. Any GOP consultants left there fall into two categories:


    1) Those looking to extract every last dime possible before everything crashes and burns. Example: Karl Rove.


    2) People too stupid to find both their head and a desk on the same day.

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  113. tigrismus1:48 PM

    In the south we braised hogs and breared children.

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  114. drarms1:57 PM

    Awww. Someone managed to navigate here from gayporn.com

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  115. drarms2:05 PM

    You are an idiot. What a stupid comment

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  116. JennOfArk2:09 PM

    No, you're boring.

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  117. Michael Dukakis, Bobby Seale, and Dr. Mabuse.

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  118. montag22:23 PM

    Next GOP candidate for what?


    Clueless Deranged Asshole of the Year? (That, he could win, hands down.)

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  119. The Dark Avenger2:24 PM

    Hey, Ed, sorry about the troll. I would suggest a level 5 containment field, followed by braised beef tips and red wine.

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  120. The Dark Avenger2:25 PM

    Is that a trick question?

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  121. Uncle Kvetch2:26 PM

    OK, 'fess up: it's Junior High National Skip Day, right?



    Jeez...ease up on the junior high kids, HJ. I know, they're annoying as hell at that age, but they really don't deserve that.


    I'm kinda enjoying the trollfestation...I'd forgotten just how delightfully apeshit Amanda Marcotte can make some people just by virtue of her very existence.

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  122. The Dark Avenger2:27 PM

    Is that a trick question.

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  123. drarms2:29 PM

    Nice come back. Pathetic attempt at humor. Are you another Amanda Marcotte lover?

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  124. drarms2:29 PM

    and your point is?

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  125. drarms2:35 PM

    Hey Ed, you have a guy by the name of "The Dark Avenger" who just goes from disqus page to disqus and harasses folks who don't agree with Amanda Marcotte. I suggest a level 10 with a seismic leak of 5.5 and the dumpster. you agree?

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  126. drarms2:36 PM

    See what I tell you Ed, he is stalking again and making everyone posting here a little uneasy. Just ask my fellow doctors. I vote for the dumpster

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  127. drarms2:36 PM

    by the way, how is Amanda?

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  128. Leeds man2:38 PM

    Nah, with these clowns it suffices to put some newspapers on the floor. Now and then you have to put up with sugared-up toddlers.

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  129. drarms2:38 PM

    Nope, its called go back to hibernation on Amanda's shitty blog. You and her deserve each other. 2 unemployed, suck on the tit entitlements loving ugly liberal losers. oh and i forgot wanna be atheists

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  130. Dude, you asked whom you'd omitted from the list of possible opponents Nugent might face in the 2016 presidential election. I provided them for you.


    Honestly, if you can't follow the thread of the conversations you start and won't even bother to copy-paste interesting items you found in the Toronto Globe and Mail's police blotter, how do you expect me to take you seriously?

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  131. drarms2:40 PM

    Uncle, Amanda Marcotte is a fat disgusting slob that Dark Avenger is in love with

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  132. Uncle Kvetch2:41 PM

    I rest my case.

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  133. drarms2:42 PM

    are you still drooling all over he blog. Your infatuation with her is frightening It clearly shows all your fellow bloggers what type of mental problems you have. You should be embarrassed with yourself. What does your wife think or your husband, whatever you prefer

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  134. The Dark Avenger2:42 PM

    Have a good life.

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  135. drarms2:44 PM

    Wow, there you are again you stalker. Go get a job, a life and take Amanda marcotte with you. You 2 losers deserve each other.

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  136. drarms2:45 PM

    Michael Faraday is as blind as The Dark Avenger or both have awful taste. She is a disgusting pig. Even John Edwards thinks so

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  137. drarms2:46 PM

    I think you are a she or a trannie? Your love affair with marcotte is disgusting

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  138. drarms2:47 PM

    i am glad to see you can copy and paste like the rest of your liberal constituents.

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  139. drarms2:49 PM

    When you obsessively post about Amanda Marcotte like The Dark Avenger, that is considered stalking. Also, when you show up on every blog that I am on uninvited, that is stalking. Look it up. I know you are great with a computer and google since you don't work.

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  140. drarms2:50 PM

    well it is stupid. Get a job so then maybe you won't understand juvenile internet jokes.

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  141. drarms2:52 PM

    How's Amanda cowboi? Life in stalking world not going too well loser?

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  142. drarms2:54 PM

    If I am being honest with you, Mr. England, your responses make no sense. Isn't dinner time in England? Please get off the American dream blog. Oh I forgot, you can stay on this one, it is full of unemployed, tit sucking, entitlement loving, obozo care lovers. enjoy

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  143. Leeds man2:55 PM

    Baby thinks Toronto is in England. Cute!

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  144. drarms2:56 PM

    Thats right Jay. Isn't it great to be KING?

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  145. drarms2:58 PM

    Dark Avenger is a he/she. Otherwise known as a tranny that stalks Amanda Marcotte

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  146. I know, right? How does anyone not know that Toronto is the capital of Wales?

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  147. Uncle Kvetch3:12 PM

    Baby's doing a bang-up job representing the Nuge's fanbase. It should does terrify this effete liberal to think of the awesome showing we can expect from Teddy Boy in the 2016 Repub primaries...scary, kids, very scary...

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  148. Uncle Kvetch3:14 PM

    Um, that's me directly above...I attempted to delete my comment so I could change "should" to "sure" and instead it posted it again, but under under wjts' name.


    Disqus is more fun than JS-Kit, the bugs and fuckups are so much more entertaining...

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  149. Uncle Kvetch3:15 PM

    And now I (Uncle Kvetch) appear to have become wjts.


    wjts, how about you? Have you transmogrified?

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  150. The Dark Avenger3:17 PM

    Nah, you're laying down an electronic trail, the more the merrier

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  151. The Dark Avenger3:17 PM

    Says you

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  152. The Dark Avenger3:18 PM

    Whatever.

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  153. The Dark Avenger3:18 PM

    Why are you selling them?

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  154. The Dark Avenger3:19 PM

    Sure thing!

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  155. I don't think I've transmogrified, but I'll check.

    I've noticed that Disqus will occasionally seemingly misattribute comments, but that usually goes away if you refresh the page.

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  156. Uncle Kvetch3:21 PM

    Thanks for the tip. Now I'm me again, and the comments that got attributed to you are now showing as "Guest." Whatevs.

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  157. montag23:27 PM

    Okay, again, for the slow people: next GOP candidate for what?

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  158. Leeds man3:45 PM

    Cadwch Cymru yn lan. Danfonwch y sbwriel i Lloegri!

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  159. wileywitch3:58 PM

    It's reference to the stupid Clown Posse song about "miracles". "Fucking magnets how do they work?" Well, there's a scientific explanation for that.

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  160. drarms4:07 PM

    wow, what a bunch of liberal minded tards. seriously, I guess you didn't take Computer 101?

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  161. drarms4:08 PM

    glad to see that you understand how to use google translate you moron. This is America so we speak ENGLISH. F whatever you are saying above and go to Amanda Marcotte and post there loser

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  162. drarms4:08 PM

    How is Amanda Marcotte you troll?

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  163. drarms4:11 PM

    Isn't Amanda waiting for you The Dark Avenger? Stick that on your electronic trail. your threats mean nothing to me. your attempt at slandering people that don't believe the same atheist bull shit you believe troubling and cowboi, how is Amanda doing? Captain Copy and Paster

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  164. drarms4:11 PM

    Great answer. How's Amanda cowboi?

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  165. drarms4:13 PM

    Stalker alert. Here he is again. Mr. unemployed, entitlement taking, Amanda loving Dark Avenger. Go back to Amanda cowboi

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  166. drarms4:14 PM

    clearly not a liberal one wiley

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  167. drarms4:15 PM

    i wasn't talking to you Stalker DA. Leave us alone and go back to Amanda cowboi

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  168. The Dark Avenger4:21 PM

    So.

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  169. The Dark Avenger4:22 PM

    What's the matter, Tom?

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  170. The Dark Avenger4:23 PM

    Wait.

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  171. The Dark Avenger4:23 PM

    Like you'd know.

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  172. Jay B.4:27 PM

    What is it about the racist misogynists particular to stalking Amanda Marcotte that makes them particularly boring? It shouldn't be that hard to shock or offend with style, but it's just not possible for our new friend here. I believe it was Yeats who wrote that "There is nothing sadder than Troll fail/Because of boredom."

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  173. I don't suppose you have any Canadian crime statistics to share, do you?

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  174. Fuckin' internet, how does it work?

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  175. I smell romance in the air! Why, Jay B., I think you have yourself an internet stalker. He loooooooves you.

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  176. Uncle Kvetch4:36 PM

    The free-floating rage is strong in this one.

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  177. The Dark Avenger4:37 PM

    Whatever yhou say, bos.

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  178. The Dark Avenger4:38 PM

    Why ask me

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  179. The Dark Avenger4:39 PM

    Hellow.

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  180. The Dark Avenger4:40 PM

    So

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  181. The Dark Avenger4:40 PM

    Tasty

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  182. The Dark Avenger4:41 PM

    I'm sorry Tom

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  183. The Dark Avenger4:41 PM

    As is yours with yourself.

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  184. The Dark Avenger4:41 PM

    We don't deserve you.

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  185. LookWhosInTheFreezer4:45 PM

    Anyone think we are witnessing mutual Poe?

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  186. Leeds man4:45 PM

    Aw, its little fists are all bunched up, and it's gone red in the face. Lost your pacifier?

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  187. Leeds man4:57 PM

    I don't think it's just Amanda Marcotte. A lot of women who "rock the boat" (read; speak their mind) get the same sort of persistent mindless drivel. Rebecca Watson comes to mind.

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  188. M. Krebs5:00 PM

    Who's Ed?

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  189. Jay B.5:13 PM

    Jealous?

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  190. wileywitch5:17 PM

    This has been the most bizarre trolling I've ever seen. Pitiable.

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  191. bekabot5:18 PM

    Oh, dude. This is the best. Or it would be the best if it ever happened, which it won't, but don't let that stop you. Please try running Noodgey for something, please, please, I'm begging you. Dogcatchers and their clients will set up a non-stop howl from coast to coast and Tina Fey and Sarah Palin and Mlle. O'Donnell the Witch Lady (closely followed by Yosemite Sam) will all confess themselves outdone. The temporal-spatial continuum will grow itself an infundibulum and start making Harpo Marx noises through it. The very nature of reality will change, and Noodgey still won't get elected, but we'll all have had a good time in the interim.

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  192. montag25:35 PM

    I think we've finally met Dick Cheney's heart transplant donor. He's apparently a very generous guy. His brain's already gone to Todd Akin.

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  193. Je ne peux pas lire votre langue-lune folle!

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  194. TGuerrant6:07 PM

    The post-speech intvus with the Nuge will multiply the GooooPs effect, too. Can we pay a network mic handler to ask him about abortion while he's hawt tonight? I'm sure his insights into how lady parts work will illuminate the national discourse no end.

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  195. TGuerrant6:08 PM

    You are so out of it, drarms. It is *I* who is in love with Amanda. Forever. And ever. Especially Tuesdays. And when she wears red.

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  196. Leeds man6:08 PM

    Es nesaprotu ko tu saki.

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  197. AGoodQuestion6:15 PM

    Michael Faraday isn't just blind. He's dead. Trying to make us envy him?

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  198. AGoodQuestion6:26 PM

    Stop trolling yourself! WHY ARE YOU TROLLING YOURSELF?

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