SHORTER DANIEL HENNINGER: Fuck you, shitmouth cocksuckers!
(Only meaningful line: "Cleaner comedy is an easier sell at corporate events, theme parks, cruise lines and the like." He could have stopped there, the stupid cunt.)
UPDATE. OJ is having trouble finding comments on Henninger's piece -- or printable ones, anyway -- but one of the two correspondents currently posted claims to have said Fuck you only "once in my life." It's too bad they don't have carnival side-shows anymore where this man can tell his amazing story.
On the other hand, he didn't say how often he'd used the words cup my balls, say my name, etc.