A NATIONAL REVIEW CHRISTMAS!
Myrna Bluth: Christmas is about presents.
Carrie Lukas: Christmas is about school vouchers.
Jennifer Roeback Morse: Mine is the one true religion.
Jennifer Graham: Christ suffered, and I follow his example by cleaning up after an exotic pet.
Michael Novak: This Christmas, spare a thought for the truly unfortunate, like George W. Bush.
Jonah Goldberg: Rudy should take a black guy around the country and beat him up.
In this time of good will toward men, l thank the staff of the magazine, and all the other imbeciles and madmen who constitute my subject matter, for the hours of pleasure they have given my readers and me in this dwindling year. The best is yet to come!