She ate all her apples and declined the fries. I studied the bag, which reminded how McDonald’s always gets the graphics wrong. Maybe they connect with someone, but nearly every single example of McDonald’s graphics leaves me dead. Example from today:That bastard Carter sans'd our serifs! And, whore -- no online portfolio for you! Is reserved for matchbooks!
(Thoroughly unremarkable marketing graphic)
Welcome back, 1977! The big quotes, the horrible roundy-edge coffee logo with the unnaturally conjoined U-M – it all shrieks Carter-era design.
Helpful hint, miss: see that thing on top of your portfolio? It’s called “a handle.” Give it a try.
(Steps forward, removes Elvis wig, addresses the audience)
I am actually a big fan of Ancillary Lileks: the celebrations of silly detritus, the found objects from dead popcult plus commentary, and so forth. This sketch was inspired by The Left and his uncivil speech. I don't approve of it, and I don't approve of what I just did.
(writhes; second, large and inhuman head emerges from first)
Fuck that cracker asshole! Fuck Lileks! Blood, blood and death to you!
(hissing, spitting, cloud of smoke, finis)
CHRIST NOT MAN IS KING